/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do I into day trading? Do I need some good specific software and which ones if so? I'm prepared to loss money.

Should I invest in China or Japan?

Good morning I hate CRBP

>he didnt buy the CLF dip

>no friends or money

The weekends are bullshit. Im converting to islam

>>30323361
SEA

HEADS UP

>>30323343
Are you typing this in every single thread just to get people to fight about it?

>>30323315
Lum ID get

>>30323315
Would the CEO of SOXL please DM me about the Monday morning strategy meeting? Thanks in advance

Get in the fucking shipping container.

Penny anon stock who shilled

>GRST
>MJNE
>DGTW
>EYGF
>WOGI

We need to talk.

>>30323401
???????????

Do we still think the market has a long way to fall, or is the bull run back on?

+500% since Jan 1, 2020 is the minimum rate of return for advice please, thanks. That means hedgies not allowed

>>30323413
maybe someday

I'm putting my entire stimmy check in SOXL and biz can't stop me

>Copper at $4.10

WE'RE JUST CONSOLIDATING FOR THE NEXT BREAKOUT.... $5 EOY

>>30323361
Invest in Japan as it is where all the black market Chinese stuff will funneled through.....

>>30323361
I'd say China, Japan is crab city

>>30323343
Download the fidelity app

>>30323442
based

>>30323413
>>30323441
You'll get a good one one of these days.

>>30323442

For the new thread, anyone else long on:

RDFN /U / TSM/ AMAT /NXPI /NET /PINS?

>>30323343
First you need to have dark skin tones.

>>30323457
GAYMF

>>30323361
Japan, because I'm not a damn commie

If I sell a short at a loss, is that a tax write-off?

>>30323426
Everything about the market is now 100% based on whatever the Fed wants to do. Covid hasn't mattered for months and months. Stimulus doesn't really matter. Commercial and residential mortgage debt doesn't matter. Unemployment hasn't mattered for a while now
Everything is now tied to whatever JPOW says or doesn't say. Toss aside any investing book you find or have ever used. This is the Fed's casino now.
So to answer your question: It depends on what JPOW is thinking right now

>>30323413
>>30323441

>>30323426
The fall will only starts when inflation, bonds and rates starts to grow, as ALWAYS was.
For now only bonds are growing.

>>30323492
Meh

I'm throwing my bidenbux at RBLX and GME, and nobody can stop me

How's your asshole doing bros? They fucked me pretty good, but after-hours showed that the worst is over.

>>30323361
Vietnam. Rapid growing economy, rapid growing population, friendly towards all the major powers, the population is unironically one of the most pro-capitalist in the world, same government setup as China, etc etc.

>>30323374
I'm not a transexual

>>30323578
Yes.

>>30323582
I think we all know what he's thinking
>SAVERS could be here...

>>30323442
Oh anon, that stimmy is never coming

watching training day. this shit is fucking based.

>>30323617
Monday is a new week.

Stimi vote soon...

>>30323420
No, getting in the shipping container would be SGBX. They build onions houses out of shipping containers. Not making this up.

How does Lum fly? Did any of the episodes explain it.

>>30323437
>+500% since Jan 1, 2020 is the minimum rate of return for advice pleas
thats me but only because of GME lol and i fucked because i could be +5000% instead

>>30323617
I clenched my tender hole and fought back the torrent of giant red dicks to end green on the day.

>>30323582
>I wonder what would happen if we added a zero to the monetary stock...

IS IT MONDAY YET
I NEED MY LINES TO MOVE

>>30323661
Could be anytime from Monday to two weeks
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-05/how-can-i-qualify-for-that-1-400-stimulus-check-quicktake

>>30323671
Oh yeah, I remember them. I still think we're in for meme stocks like that to keep getting clobbered in favor of value plays.

if you know, you know.

Quarter million dollar grant posted 3 hours ago... What is iceberg up to?

>>30323414
Chad Soxl is on vacation

GME $75 puts expiring next Friday, how should I be feeling?

>>30323747
>please tip

Tipping is a jewish scam

>>30323617
-10% for the week
Considering how badly most people lost their asses and considering I bought SOXL, I think I came out pretty well to be honest

THE RACISTFOLIO:
50% PLTR
50% GEO

THE GAYFOLIO:
50% GAYMF
50% FAGIX

>>30323617
>the worst is ove
Screenshotted this so I can laugh monday

>>30323715
Oh shit, well I guess I'm putting mine on SOXL too.

I hope you guys don't invest in Marijuana stocks.

>>30323747
Why does he do this?

Was I supposed to sell C yet?

>>30323663
I used to like it, but realized it's a baskeball american culture movie.

>makes boomers seethe
>pushing it

>>30323795
>THE RACISTFOLIO
You forgot to add puts against NACP.
The most based thing you can do is shorting NACP and SHE against SPY

Is there any Reddit threads by people that had game stop calls due today

KTOS or PLTR?

>>30323663
Yes

>>30323786
How do I leave you a tip for this based comment, kind sir?

>>30323686
Their horns let them fly and shit but it's never explained why this is. What these horns do isn't consistent either because Lum (and lum's mom who is just lum wearing a dress) are electrified, Ten breathes fire, and her dad is... really tall I guess? If you ask me it's all a bunch of bullshit.

>>30323795
>FAGIX
I'd heard of GAYMF but god damn.

>>30323738
Yeah I'm down like 50% on my 300 bucks in them. Just going to forget that it's in my shitfolio

>>30323848
>NACP
>NACP is the first product offering from Impact Shares and the first ETF to support the promotion of racial equality.
>it's real

>>30323781
Rekt.

>>30323364
Buy OSMT, crbp pajeet

>>30323915
Don't forget. Kick those hippies out of your shipping container. Send it to China. Buy BDRY.

>>30323931
It also outperforms SPY. Checkmate, racists.

shortest bear market ever

>>30323898
Thanks.

>>30323781
Bobos get the rope.

>>30323747
It's an interesting company, and the CEO does seem like a legitimately smart motherfucker.

>>30323833
>comparing hurting himself to hurting others

>>30323781
Rectally ravaged.

Can someone redpill me on SOXL, why do you guys like it so much?

>>30323896
Stripper gf update

>>30323833
But I invest in weed by shorting it!

>>30324026
The frontman for Static-X posts in these threads and is a huge fan of it. Ask him.

>>30323931
>you literally have never heard of the farce known as NACP before
Oh boy, you’re really new, aren’t you?

>>30324052
Does he push it?

Always bet against reddit, thanks to anon who shilled oil

>>30323715
>TWO WEEKS

So the play with ARKK is just sit on it until recovery?

>>30324026
It's in a critical shortage industry, 3x leverage, and has a massive growth potential. Bad side? It's 3x so when it goes down it's deep.

>>30324026
its a high leverage etf for semiconductor industry. you put the rest together

>>30323606
Fuck those niggers for capping it at 80k.

>>30323960
>It also outperforms SPY. Checkmate, racists.
I checked its holdings. Top 4 are:
1. AAPL (7.28%)
2. MSFT (5.67%)
3. AMZN (5.6%)
4. GOOG cl. A (2.97%)
5. GOOG cl. C (2.93%)
Feels like the label is just advertising...

>>30324047
>Stripper gf update
She’s gotta go, and that’s all I have to say about that

Oil.

>>30324069
Well he's been dead for like 7 years, but everyone buying DGTW brought him back as a spirit. So physically, no. But financially...

Im thinking of dumping my stimmy + another $1600 into Oil or i might go SOXL. I feel much safer with Oil but idk what the projections for SOXL are. Is it going to moon harder then Oil?

>>30323617
It was a great week for oilbros. You only had to listen.

>>30324076
Did Qanons actually plan to storm again yesterday or was that fake news? My only news is about stocks now

>>30323420
shill me on bdry and pdbc, my friday night is all yours buddy

>>30324026
Line go up before
So line go up now

Also semiconductor shortage

>>30324052
Bro have you also been getting those visions around 7pm? I hear him whispering in my headphones sometimes

>>30324051
Based and Quentin pilled.

>>30324092
>So the play with ARKK is just sit on it until recovery?
The plan is to short it as long as inflation is on the menu and frontrun Cathie by selling her PLTR and WKHS shares. Also meme on Cathie cultists.

>>30323986
I can't tell if he's serious. It looked like a PnD to me. As in, stocktwits and wsb cracked the sooper secret code and started buying it up EoD.

As in, this is a company that doesn't make money.

>>30324116
>Feels like the label is just advertising...
:^}

>>30324132
Bachelor pad!

>>30324092
Let the truth win out I say

>>30324149
YUCKY!

>>30324026
Excellent question. World with always need more of the related industries. It has nearly limitless potential. Huge shortage for the foreseeable future. Also extreme volatility which keeps things exciting. PUSHED.

>>30324026
What they don't tell you is that the semiconductor shortage was already priced in.

>>30324026
It sounds like the word sex, and then when you say it's 3x leveraged it sounds like you are saying I like the 3x leveraged Sexl and you can say it when you are out with your friends and pretend like you meant to say SOXL. If they call you out on it you can open your robinhood app and show them you bought to prove you aren't lying. You can watch girls reactions when you say this for a bit of a kick and if your portfolio is green it's an added bonus when they see it.

>>30324132
Wtf mang you gave all the updates until now. Give the details. I'll share my embarrassing story.
>fucked a chubby pregnant chick that has cancer,2 kids already, and lives in her mom's basement off tinder to make me feel better about losing money this month.
>it didn't help.

>>30324052
Static died on November 1, 2014 in Landers, California, three days before his 49th birthday. He had consumed half of an oxycodone pill as well as alcohol that morning before going to bed.

>>30324135
I bought utilities. Also finance, because that's where the money is.

>>30323833
>>30324178
I fucking despise potheads. Truly the scum of the earth.

>>30324026
A bunch of idiots though an ETF forward splitting would be a catalyst for it. Yes... and ETF...
So a bunch of people here are holding bags and trying to get rid of them.

>>30324135
Oil drink to that!

>>30324026
>Can someone redpill me on SOXL, why do you guys like it so much?
This thread has a lot of trannies, and those trannies have an obsession with SOXL. Ignore them; they lose money and are ngmi

>>30324116
Read a little more carefully in the description of what the ticker is, anon...
It’s SPY filtered to companies that have a pet nigger in the board room meetings.

>>30324258
Honestly feel bad for you bro. That's fucking pathetic.

>>30323835
nah ethan hawke conquers the basketball american and restores justice to the department.

>>30324178
Kek. Please tell me quentinfag got arrested. I don't really know the lore of this fucker

>>30324166
BDRY is only $32m, so it's a very homey experience. Like you're part of a small family dealing in Panamax futures.

PDBC I went with mainly because it's half oil rather than 100% like the oil barons around here go with. Unfortunately its agriculture component doesn't have lean hogs.

>>30324177
Yeah (you push it).

>>30324071
>Tesla $420 Put
OH NO HE DID NOT
U BAD
U A BAD BOY

>>30324187
Which would you short? ARKK? ARKW? ARKG?

>>30323795
>FAGIX
I already lost money on GAYMF but damn is it worth the giggles everytime i see it in my portfolio. I'm doubling down on giggles

>>30324316
>It’s SPY filtered to companies that have a pet nigger in the board room meetings.
I doubt this fund would exist if it couldn't be weighted towards FAGMAN. Like all these ESG funds.

This is funny.

>>30324258
Jesus I fucked a decent looking fatty on a bender once and couldn’t look at myself the next morning

>>30323492
Saved

>>30324336
It was not the worst decision I've ever made , sadly. I wish I got pics... crackwhore anon would have been proud.

>>30324365
Mfw when it prints

>>30324069
If by push it, you mean killing yourself, then yes,

>>30324427
Post em

>>30324026
Typical retards FOMO into a 3x bull ETF at the top of an 11 month bull run.

>>30324149
the point of oil is that the risk-reward is super lucrative when growth stocks have already run out of steam. BUT it's not going to 10x so it's going to be boring if you're just playing with $1K

for people with larger capital it's much more enticing, you can reasonably put like 5- or 6- figures into it no sweat and 2x it within 1-2 years
Downside potential is relatively small given how many are still so oversold and barely above book value
It's very lucrative to play options on it thanks to that low risk and low IV, turn that 2x into a 5x instead

i cant afford to gamble my entire portfolio into my moonshot picks so I just risk what I can then put the rest into oil for now

NOOO, NOT MY H*CKING CALL OPTIONS

>>30323747
up 10 today, was the the pump and ive missed it?

>>30324298
>Bags
>ETF

>>30324484
Politicians make way too much money compared to their work

>>30324476
I said I wish I got pics... she had a belly button ring.

>Have you ever seen a pregnant chubby chick with a belly button ring? I have...

Anybody look into TROX?

>>30324484
Wait a second 3/18 is the day after Powell’s remarks

JPOW speaks on 3/17 doesn’t he?

>>30324092
I wouldn't buy a single stock that Cathie holds right now.

i bought into the hype
and put cash in a spac
but now my best play is
maybe smoking some crack

>>30324484
Looks like Biden will mantain the bull riding.

>>30324474
>can't handle volatility

>>30324557
i'd buy all her stock if you know what i'm saying

(i'm saying that i would have sex with her)

>>30324258
So she has this friend in LA where she was planning on crashing for a few months, and that gave me comfort that she had somewhere to go when I kick her out.
She finds a way to take serious issue with this friend within about 1 week. And she signed a lease with this chick for a year.
It’s gone like this with every friend that she has crashed with for more than a day or two.
She hasn’t been in for about 2 weeks, but she still has a new fucking crises every fucking week or two.
She’s harder to emotionally support than any single crazy that I’ve been on a call with for my suicide hotline volunteer work because literally every tactic I know of just makes her really, really angry.
Maybe I’ll just not pick up or not even try the next time she has one of her stupid ass crisises

>>30324341

>>30324554
>2022

>>30324561
>crack
Ah, a PIPP holder.

>>30324538
>remember traversing the fupa inch after inch with my hand trying to find the pussy
Probably better that you don’t have em

>>30324606
what kind of weird astro turf is that?

>>30324484
Pelosi will pass legislation where everyone will have to undergo lengthy background checks to sell TSLA
>>30324554
Her calls expire in 2022

>>30324636
Doesn't that mean she gets to exercise the calls if Tesla hits $500 before then?

Doesn't that mean she will be bag holding Tesla?

>>30324258
>chubby pregnant chick that has cancer
>it didn't help.
Oof.
Yeah, the single clear shot I had with a chick on tinder, I ended up kicking her out because she was fat and smelled absolutely fucking rancid.
“Oh yeah, I didn’t shower today”
Yeah, I could fucking tell!

I’d just beat off to some BRCC instead.
I don’t think I could ever go back to normie dating apps. SA was pretty solid though.

>>30324692
A master troll, Quentin created an entire army of pissed off stoners and newfags. He was also a fucking plague and a sign of /v/'s terminal decline.

>>30324603
Ahh I was just thinking there aren’t enough coalburners in LA

>>30324484
won't these politicians just pull some bullshit so she stops being red on that position by 2022?

>>30324178
Man I kek'd hard on that shit, lol.

When did you realize that based asians are gonna dominate this century?

>>30324603
>suicide hotline
I might call you after next week's earnings call.

>>30324603
Poor scoops. I'd pour one out for you tonight but I can't afford it anymore after this month.
>still not selling my SOXL

All this talk about shit tier growth tech stocks. Nigga you stupid? Buy Fucken oil.

Hahah it’s that simple. Imagine getting assblasted all week by bonds and interest rates.

IMAGINE...

>>30323836
This motherfuckers never gonna know what to do with C lel

>>30324762
couldn't she have just already ordered them?

>>30324745
it reminds me of those weed hysteria videos they made in the 60's or the satanic panic where they parodied the counter movement to discredit it.

>>30324782
Some time in 2004.

>>30323747
>I and my family
Guess you don't have to be a grammatically smart if youre king autist.

has anyone read the accused share O_O ?
do stimulus checks qualify as that share

>>30324782
for me, it's the e girl

>>30324737
Well after the crazy bitch I kicked out I've kinda just been pump and dumping thots on tinder every month or so. I don't think I'm doing that anymore after this one...

>>30323374
>buying the retracement bounces in a meme stock as it crashes

Zoom out your chart

>>30323315
Whos that?

>>30324782
Yes... The Based ones will.

>>30324762
so we buy the same calls when they get back to like november prices and frontrun the drunk cunt. Becoming corrupt millionaire politicians for pennies on the dollar

>>30324561
It was them! They did this!
The jews did this to me!
It has been all their fault!
I’m a niggermonkey!!!

Crypto miners were a bad idea. Sold all my failing ARK stuff to average down. I am now all in on sos, ebon, bfarg, and dmgff. How fucked am I? Never seen my account this low before

>>30323315
>ARKG is down how much?

Anons is there a reason I shouldn't buy ARKG calls? It's invested in telehealth, avoiding the meme stock crash. It's down to under 90 from 300

I guess this is one good thing about switching to night shift, easier going and slower smg threads

>>30324561
I like your posts, anon

>>30324918
it was unironically the arabs that bred africans like dogs to make good slaves

>>30324942
hmmmmm this is uh............intriguing. i will also look into this.

Arkk strategy:
>only buy a stock if it makes no money, is 1000x overvalued
>become epic wholesome keanu reeevs on reddit
>get shorted by every hedgefund

>>30324267
Based and comfypilled

>>30324942
ARK ETFs are memestock

>>30324985
So THIS is why Dr. Seuss was canceled!

>>30324969
I’m currently watching Black Clover. How is your evening going fren?

>>30324942
>It's down to under 90 from 300
eh it was at 115 if i'm not mistaken......not quite as wild

>>30324922
you dont need anything other than bfarf. there's no reason to have so many miners. And if interest rates rise btc will fall. bfarf may still grow with an uplisting and btc above 35k tho

>>30324922
Miners are leveraged plays on the underlying. Then, because the equity world is disjointed from the much more HODLer-minded crypto world, they'll be liquidated and bid much more in equity swings (unlike, say, more traditional gold miners).

So if equities stabilize and Bitcoin so much as inches up, you could see some crazy rubberbanding.

>>30324898
dunno about that, these boomers are probably already happy if they hit +20% a year so I'd be worried about opportunity cost

anyone following pelosi's calls would be underwater right now

>>30324601
Post the video of her crying about milker comments

>>30324942
If ARK ETFs existed in the late 90s they would contain pets.com.

>>30324895
Qtards have become Coomcats.

>>30325044
woops.

still not bad. I've been following TDOC for awhile and I think that one in and of itself has a LOT of potential. I may buy some LEAPS soon

>>30324995
i don't mind ark or musk but it's funny they basically rode reddit hype over the actual nikola tesla. tesla somehow managed to outlast edison, as obscure as he was until recently.

I have a wad of cash and I dont know what to do with it. Maybe ill blow it all on calls. haha just kidding, theyd have to be damn good calls to do that.

>>30325069
Plus, the money she makes on these options is probably pocket change to her. Bribes, kickbacks and whatever else she can make leveraging her position in the government must pay out exponentially more.

>>30325159
What are your top 3 selling points for TDOC? Crazy growth? Thrilled doctors/hospital administrators? Any moats?

>>30325167
PDBC.

>>30325167
Are you bearish on any particular stocks? I’m not really planning on buying anything right now. I also don’t really have any cash to spend

>>30324803
i love oil!

>>30324942
ARKG was never 300, they topped at 130. Literally all of Cathie's shit is just whatever benefits most from JPOW's magic. Look at them all, they're all flat until 1 year ago. They will all crash ~80% when the fed winds down the asset purchases. Just buy GUSH.

>>30323315

>>30325167
why not combine those calls with a girl, and get a call girl? it is friday after all...

>>30323422
He was wrong and a lot of anons lost money myself included. Salvage what you can imo

>>30324228
Definitely has crossed my mind.

>>30325252
bought GUSH but i'm also buying puts on any and all things cathie wood related

>>30325079
https://youtu.be/NMcBye4lOuA

>>30325282
>34 trillion in assets
what the fuck

thoughts?

Curious, is anyone here holding TSLA above $700?

>>30323343
>I'm prepared to lose money
Good, because you will.

>>30325329
Isn’t oil going to be fucked after the pump? I do not trust the Biden Administration to do anything useful for the country.

>>30325205
damn that looks comfy af. would go perfect with my banks.

>>30325229
i dont know enough to be a bear. but then again maybe i should try out shorting daily gainers.

>>30325301
dont have that kind of money yet. just me and my homework tonight.

>>30325282
Only two of the directors are in charge though.

>>30325349
>55 Water Street, Suite Conc4, New York, New York 10041

>>30325360
TA fags should all commit suicide

>ARKK nearly fully recovered from the dip
tomorrow's looking good

>>30325167

calls on SPY whenever there is volatility like today.

>>30325159
>>30325205
I actually am offered Teledoc services as part of my insurance plan and it seems like a huge scam. Now sure, they might be able to make money scamming health insurance companies but I don't think it's a sustainable business model.

>>30325205
Growth, deals, recognition (to an extent, Trump mentioned them a few times) and a large domain to grow into. No moat that I can think of quite yet besides being the biggest currently. It's also a pick for several jew websites so I'm sure they know something. The 170-200 range seems to have been a hard floor for them for quite awhile which implies investor recognition. Really can only go up until there is noteworthy competition.

>>30325431
c...cope?

>>30325392
im not fucking explaining it to you buy oil or get inflation raped

>>30325282
That's crazy. Even Blackrock looks small compared to that.

>>30325344
so what does ATT stand for? clean answers only please.....


what a bullshit live stream too, what planet are these women from? nevermind, i'm old enough to know what's going on with this.

>>30325344
>enough of the milk wagons
Fucking kills me every time

>>30325437
i keep hearing about this and am inclined to give it a shot. buy when red and sell them as soon as they go green, that same day, or something?

>>30325464

What like RDS/B and XOM? What’s your game? Explain yourself

>>30325360
>TA shit stolen from atlas nerds
lmao

>>30325439
Elaborate. Asking you to pay fees for add-on services?

>>30325431
wait you never read trading in the zone, you neophyte

>>30325433
Yeah, its looking good because the market is closed, dumb ran poster

>>30325392
Biden only LARPs as a progressive to get the trannies to vote for him, c'mon man.

>>30325459
Dunno, I’ve only seen the TA guys right when looking at minute-hour charts, definitely not daily monthly or more....for the most part they are fortune tellers. Look at the StockShits comments from a year ago for any stock that’s dumped relentlessly since, there’s a million bald fags and paj00ts claiming “%200% by eow sirs”

>>30325282
>>30325282

>>30325531
>:
yes. what are you thoughts on it?? time till tell if any of this shit is credible but they be quitting 150k jobs to trade

>>30325581
yeah that's what all the boomers say, then they just shrug when their grandson gets the snippety snab like "oh shit what a crazy world eh?"

>>30325282
>Cede technically owns substantially all of the publicly issued stock in the United States.[2] Thus, investors do not themselves hold direct property rights in stock, but rather have contractual rights that are part of a chain of contractual rights involving Cede.[citation needed]

>>30325581
Biden doesn't even really pretend, everyone knows he's a neocon warhawk boomer.

>Ark has about 30 employees.
>Most of them are millenials.
>Cathie hired people with less experience in finance, no Wallstreet, no MBA's. Instead experts in different industries.
This is awful, gonna stop loss my ARKK and ARKF monday open fuuuuuck

>>30325412
>>30325608
Gentlemen, I propose to you the greatest heist of all time...

>>30324606
Holy shit my sides thank you. Did he make this shit about himself?

>>30325608
smells like some long nose tribe shit to me

The support at 298 held and we bounced back up.
Same happened in September

>>30325538
No, it's built into my insurance package but all it does it lets you talk to doctors on webcam. And sends you stupid emails about how to stay healthy.

>>30325661
I'm putting together a team.

>>30325282
>>30325608
so uh....what do i do with this information?

>>30325513
the petrodollar is the means by which the US exports inflation. Are we heading towards hyperinflation? Scamdemic's ending. Demand is rising with supply restricted. Warhawks at the helm and we just bombed Syria. Will the Saudis flood or fall in line? Buy anything oil. GUSH for leverage

>>30325743
We're gonna need a man who's comfortable with risk and big gains.

>>30325702
So buy leveraged tech again and ride it up?

>>30325558
gotta keep those spirits up

>>30325661
It would be interesting to see what a place like that even looks like. I bet it's got security like a fortress.

>>30325677
Came here to say this. What kind of wealth transfer to Israel is this hiding?
>>30325557
Dude, I bought GME because of the kitty. I don’t even know what a P/E ratio is

>>30325743
One last job...

I'm in.

>>30323617
I finished this awful fucking day completely neutral then after-hours bumped my stocks just a little bit so I made $11. Friday was a wild ride for sure.

>>30325608
Cams cnede and fede?

>>30325643
Ark is a meme that only goes long on other memes

>>30325743
>>30325773
>>30325812

I know a guy, a bit of a daddy's boy, but he's steady on the trigger.

>>30325745
Do what thou will. Livestream it on facebook tho

>>30325661
>>30325743
I'm in.

>>30325464
get some RECAF on the chance they find high quality oil next month worth $200-500 Billion

>>30325743
My twin brother will want to buy it. But you need someone who knows when to realize profits.

>>30325788
That's what you should have done at 298. Either big gains or big losses await you.

I think we might retest that again though. Just my feeling, I have no proof.

>>30325808
You're right. We'll need someone familiar with technology, but steady as a rock.

>>30325745
Find out Igor Bognadoff's phone number and call him every day until he answers. Tell him you want to meet him.

>>30325901
They only answer for the CEO of racism or the head of the based department, though.

What did they mean by pic related?


>>30325835
Hehe

>>30325743
The stocks, Cede. Cede them to me.

>>30325876
I do not trust anyone who wears one of those weird ass neck things

>>30325282
Holy shit Qmoors are retarded. Cede is not secret. They’re a co struct of the exchanges and the DTCC to enable faster trading. The hold the stock certificates so you can trade second by second without having to verify an explicit certificate. This is common knowledge to anyone who isn’t retarded.
It’s the equivilent of how banks “own” most houses because they can forclose if you don’t pay your mortgage. They can’t just take your home for no reason because they feel like it. Cede can’t just take your shares for shit.

>>30325392
it's been months and you still didn't get redpilled that Biden (democrats) are actually pro oil?

>>30325876
Jesus I'd be sweating like a big inside with a sweater, coat AND scarf. I can't even wear my coats at my desk I always take em off.

>>30325969
found the cede employee
give me my shekels back right now

>>30325961
It’s called like a sconce or something. Looks like a Jeff Goldblum accessory

>>30325808
It's in a normal building owned by the Retirement Systems of Alabama of all things, the reason Cede and Co. is worth so much is because they technically own all issued stock in the United States. You are now aware that stock isn't actually owned by the companies issuing it, and that stocks are effectively contracts held by Cede and Co.

>>30325969
Too late, Shlomo.
Give me the certificates.

>>30325969
Ive been balls deep into x and pol schitzo shit for a decade and never heard of cede, why do you know about it?

>>30325969
Nice try Cedie.

>>30326031
>stocks are effectively contracts held by Cede and Co.
which they can't actually do anything with at all so they're not worth shit for them.

>>30325969
gets shilly in here

>>30325961
Well fuck you too Old Man Jenkins

>>30326031
All the stocks are in that building.

>>30326054
Post anime titties or i freeze your securities gentile scum

>>30325980

I think they are actively trying to collapse the economy to insert Martial law.

>Whoops
>The economy collapsed and there is blood on the streets
>Don’t worry, we will just pass all these laws and round up dissidents

>>30325969
I WANT 350,000 PRINTED & AUTHENTICATED SHARES OF DGTW THAT I OWN RIGHT NOW

>>30326031
great work anon. Now we're gonna need a copy of the blueprints for the building

>>30326089
THEY HAVE MY SOXL

>>30325360
I appreciate this and will be keeping an eye on your predictions to see if they come true.

>>30325961
I almost always wear one now bc of covid shit and people with fucked up surgical masks give me shit about it. like fucking wear a scarf or something so you don't look like a total ass, i'd rather look like some french painter than a fucking doctor that works out of a fucking gas station. I'm ranting but I swear I almost got beat up by some guy that thought I was rich because I had on a wal mart scarf. People are out of their minds these days.

>>30326057
Because I looked up the dtcc on wikipedia and it’s like the third link in the article
I bet you think haarp is secret too

>>30325969
Let me guess the countries the staff pledges allegiance to..
And does Cnede and Co take a fee for each trade or their services? Seems anti Semitic not to..

>>30326072
Yeah but reality is boring and it's more fun to imagine some company secretly controlling all of the stocks in the world while twiddling their fingers and laughing maniacally.

>>30326091
A deal is a deal

>>30324026
I put half of my cash in SOXL and half in TQQQ on Monday and I haven’t been able to sleep all week. It’s awesome

>>30325482
American Telephone & Telegraph I believe.

>>30326057
what you never stopped to think about who owns the deed that is your birth certificate?

>>30326154
True

>>30326139
Pretty convenient hedgie... do they pay you and let you shitpost from a company yacht?

>>30325392
Why would it be? As the US re opens and so does the rest of the world, oil consumption will only increase. Also look at the cancelled canadian pipelines, and the fracking ban in the states. Oil has nowhere to go but up, as oil production is going to go down.

>>30325969
>t. Cede

>>30326108

>>3032550
it's a gamble like everything else, but if timed right can turn $1000 into $6000 (or more) ... one must be ready to cover and loose $750 (or more) of original $1000.

>>30326108
if nightmarish fascism comes to the US it's coming from the democrats. I've been saying this for years and seeing their reaction to trump proved me right.

>Cant afford 100 shares of GUSH
Then Im not buying

>>30326139
Haarp? Wait a second....

>anime
cringe

>>30326144
They're wagies that earn minimum wage to shuffle all the stock certificates between people's accounts.

It takes T+2 days to move certificates from one account to another because there are just so many accounts and so much volume

>>30326108
Based Based Cats poster
gonna save that sir

>>30326108
it all has a purpose
it's been too easy for poorfags to make money and all the overleveraged permabulls must get wrecked before they get too rich and stop being wageslaves

as for oil, Biden cancelling KXL and stopping new oil and gas leases were all policies disguised as green policies that actually just benefit big oil in the end
KXL is the most bullshit one since all the canadian oil will still keep coming to the US anyways, just through railways instead owned by Warren Buffett who coincidentally donates a lot to the democrats

>>30326139
Yea and epstein was murdered. they dont have to cover up shit because people are retarded.

>>30323629
Are their TV programs still shit? Haven't visited in 15 years.

>>30326031
>cede and co
>formerly chuck's

>>30326246
>that feel when I have 380 shares of a company and should probably buy 20 more but don't want to feel like "ruining" my cost basis
Is that what it means to have autism?

>>30323388
Thanks!

>>30326284
if only someone could create a technology to digitize the process

>>30326246
>Cant afford 100 shares of BRK-A
Pass

>>30326241
>Political violence
>From the side that DIDN'T storm the Capitol
Hey, Scoops. Say something funny to cheer me up.

>>30326317
gimmie another one

>>30326339
More esoteric rats

watching BTC go up because Elon tweeted about doge

NEW
>>30326369
>>30326369
>>30326369
>>30326369

>>30323763
Seems like Mr. Iceberg is melting.

>>30326339
Here have a R A T C O C K

>>30326332
go guzzle more nigger cum at mostly peaceful protests gringo

>>30326314
just resell and rebuy the whole stack then wait for a dip
unless you're worried about capital gains you get the satisfaction of buying below your basis

>>30326332
The fuckers peacefully walked into the capitol with guns and just mulled around and took pictures lol. meanwhile mobs of liberals burned down cities, attacked people and looted businesses.

>From the side that DIDN'T storm the Capitol

>>30325282
The federal reserve is the only corporation that owns that united states

>>30325969
The fact that we dont own any stock and that they are the true owners of it should speak volumes. It's as if we dont own anything at all and we rent stuff. Everyone knows walls street runs shit, if they own every share in wall street it means they own wall street. The only other corporation that is more powerful than them is the Fedreal reserve.

>>30326327
Imagine being rich enough to write covered calls on BRK.A.

>>30326690
imagine being rich enough to buy a call on brka

>>30326478
>>>/pol/

anyone here with asic experience?

can i actually buy a 40k asic and recover the cost in under a year then continue to make profit for a few more years?

>>30325608
i was just running into this because grandpa just died and he had stock certificates in his own name in a safe deposit box, and also some held in direct registration

>>30323833
Sometimes I look at the SNDL ticker and laugh at the bag holders from reddit