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What? I wouldn’t change anything. 57 hours is like two and a half days.

>>30319669
Go hang out with my family and give them everything.

insufflate $3000 of high quality cocaine every hour on the hour

>>30319669
What I would usually do, except I'd go on an opioid bender the last hours to die drowning in endorphins

>>30319856
Doing too much coke is not fun
I used to shoot it all the time and this is how it would go.
>Do the shot
>muscles get very stiff and can't move
>Think to myself I'm not doing this shit any more
>Muscles become more relaxed
>Wrap my tie around around my syringe tightly and extremely orderly / particularly and put it away
>Shit wears off
>Do it again
This cycle would last like less than 30 min and I would do it until I had 1 little shot of coke left and one bag of dope and save that for the morning.

>>30320128
try cocaethylene + mdma
you'll barely feel the mdma but it's so fucking pleasing, way more than coke or coke + alcohol

>>30319669
Give my ledger to my son who’s 7, somehow lock it until he’s 18 and can understand crypto.

Give everyone I care about $10,000.

Take all of my cash and buy a bunch of weed/alcohol.

Hide away and get fucked up until my death.

>>30320128
Just snort it anon. >100mg is great. You can still think straight and you're happy.

>>30320187
I have ived "molly" it was some kind of analogue though because it was clear. Anyway, that stuff literally took my breathe away.

>>30319669
Find a way to donate it to my cute vtuber daughter Bell!

>Cry
>Blame everyone else for my misfortunes in life
>Pretend I would have achieved a lot in better circumstances
>Ask why everything is so unfair

stuff like that

>>30319669
Probably just buy a bunch of food and camp outside with my bro. Unfortunately I only have half a tab of acid left : (

I've got like 5k USD and a car so... there's really not much I can do with that kek. So to be more precise with my plan...
Drive somewhere scenic in my home state (Wisconsin, probably Door County). Spend an entire day pouring over scripture and meditating and training my muscles with free weights I would bring along. The next day I repeat. The day after that I drop my small amount of remaining acid and contemplate life, say goodbye to loved ones, and then let it all go. Hopefully if the Lord decides to reincarnate me it's after the world is out of the industrial shitshow and I can live a peaceful life as a farmer in the country and/or as a warrior serving a feudal lord of some sort. I really don't care about anything except progression of self and appreciation of beauty, man-made or nature.

Get the best life insurance money can buy so I can fuck the jew with my dying breath

>>30319669
probably not long enough to procure my drug of choice, so probably just play a lot of videogames and have sex

>>30320790
Dangerously based.

>>30319669
Write a will to my neet friend.

Impregnate ever whore I can, leave them holding the bag.

Get myself a hooker, do coke and send the rest to my mom.

>>30320907
>Get myself a hooker, do coke and send the rest to my mom.

Rest of the hookers or rest of the coke?

id pay every furry i could find 1000 each to follow jonah hill around for a day

>>30319669
Meth and teenage hookers with 5k linkies, lock the last 10k away for the senpai

>>30319669

I'd send millions to white supremacy terror groups

>>30319669
>Take a few hours to make an actual plan
But I guess if I had to guess sooner:
>Pay off car so senpai doesn't have to worry about it (someone co-signed it)
>Make sure my family is all set with how to use/access all of my various crypto accounts (there are a fucking lot).
>Publish all my unpublished music
>Set up NFTs that my family can sell on Rarible for profit or something. Probably would be great as a fundraiser for the funeral or whatever.
>Make one last song before I die
>Make one last artwork before I die
>Clean my room
>Delete my hentai
>Write a love letter to everyone I hold dear.
>Die

>>30319669
I ditch work and just sleep. After I'm done sleeping I go buy a plain donut

>>30322176

Chaotic Good... I like you.

>>30321670
kek

>>30324013
You forgot come out of closet on death bed faggot

>>30324013

>>30320128
How do I even get drugs if I just moved to a new city? Should I just ask random finance guys?

LSD, music, then a shot to my head

>>30319669
well, i thought i could trust my brother so i have a copy of my keys in a safe deposit box with instructions. i could go visit the bank and update the current balances on the letter that i have left for him. but at the same time he barely even returns my calls these days. I don't know if I can trust him to manage my crypto. I have no idea what to do with it. I cant trust anyone to manage these assets responsibly it's like I only have BTC/ETH/LINK. There's a bunch of random shitcoins and liquidity mining ponzis that i'm involved with at the moment

throwing as much as possible onto dhedge before the end of times.
your mom said it was a good idea

Go minecraft.

Definitely a bunch of cocaine and then dmt at the end.

>>30319669
id spend 5 hours prepping and buying drugs from plugs then I'd buy escorts and a gun and rent a airbnb and just pay them to do drugs with me for 48 hours and then kill myself.

9 year olds at Jeffery Epstein'a 3rd island

>>30319669
death by auto exhaust after borrowing my parents car

>>30319755
Probably this. Just spend as much time with my kids, telling them I love them.

>>30327552
atlantic city > win at something at 3-10x > take winnings to deposit as BTC > leave wallet address to nephew

>>30319669
Gun. Shoot up the people on Good morning America

>>30319669
a lot of cocaine.

>>30319669
Like I'm going to die in 57 hours?
I got like $1000 to my name so I buy an 8ball of meth, a couple 60 ouncers of cheap liquor and give the rest to the hooker I hire to spend those last hours with me.

>>30320128
...Why the fuck did you shoot your coke? What in the fuck?