/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30300206
women care about things they can physically own, touch, ect. they cant into market/crypto only fiat

>>30300324
I think the main problem I have with her is she doesn't know what she wants to do and doesn't want to work. I was thinking if I could just teach her how to look for good projects and make her own investment decisions based on some core principles, then she could start becoming a bit more self sufficient

Never usually works. I've tried with a few people, men and women. I've made a policy to only try informing them once. If they hop on board, I'll only send them information to read, and never spoonfeed. If not, never bring up the topic again.
If they ask about it in the future, I say I lost it all in a scam and I'm back to working as a code monkey.
Best of luck if you do try.

>>30300206
Cmon man I’m trying to not jack off

>>30300415
day trading for newbies always (99% of the time) ends in a massive loss, just try paper trading and hodl for now. or tell her to, whatever

>>30300439
well, I am. Its friday - my jerk off day.

>>30300473
Yeah, for her I'd be helping her more along the lines of choosing some promising (short term) projects, maybe capitalizing on the NFT hype. I just want her to experience the euphoria of "line go up" and maybe it'll catch on.

>>30300547
or tell her to do OF, how does 100k a month sound?

>>30300206
she will blame you if she loses all her savings. it's a bad idea.

>>30300324
Fucking hell, you've said it perfectly

>>30300594
we cant do OF my penis is 4" girth circumference LMAO

>>30300206
OnlyFans

>>30300847
I just meant her, who wants to see a cock in porn anyway.

>>30300905
if i was going to cuck myself I wouldnt be paying for our $3000/month apartment and spent 5k a month on food for nothing

>>30300206
>Letting woman get into crypto

>>30301004
>paying for our $3000/month apartment and spent 5k a month on food
bro... you are already one...

>>30301004
It's too late it sounds like you are already cucked

>>30300206
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

it would literally take months to explain to her to how to evaluate a project on her own, just tell her to buy chainlink/eth and sell when you tell her(about 4-5 months from now)

also tell her to make an OF and she might be able to pull $200 a month(which is the median earnings)

>>30301077
Unironically this. And OP has small pp LMAO

>>30301004
dude, is that a fucking typo. youre totally cucked. You think you are going to last with a trophy gf like that Neeting in your house?

>>30300206
*Kevin from The Office voice*
MMMMMMMM TIDDIIES

>>30300206
that's a pretty man

>>30300324
I sucesfully shilled my gf into crypto.
Is she actually a man???????????????????

>>30300426
Smart
>>30301004
How do you spend 5k a month on food? You've lost it, man

>>30301901
question is... was she born a man...

Post pics of gf for analysis, then we will make an informed decision.

>>30300324
it's not so much that specifically, it's just they are too dumb in general to predict future developments of the world/trends, they can only latch on to what is already normie

>>30300206
sauce pls

>>30300881
This.

>>30300206
>telling women anything about your portfolio at all
ngmi

>>30300415
Very likely that she's going to lose it all and then blame and denigrate you

I say do it, me and my boyfriend got into crypto together and its a fun passtime. Talking to eachother about investments and graphs, both of us wagies but we put sum money aside each month and do it. Crypto only going up in value so who knows where that lil bit of extra funds could help you, just make sure she knows that it isnt an instant financial situation. Have fun:3

>>30302021
uber eats twice a day plus tip. Avg per day is about $150

>>30303170
thanks anonette, are your feet cute? asking for a friend

>>30303495
how much do you weigh

>>30304050
>he thinks its a girl

>>30304268
food in tokyo is fucking expensive brother, especially for two

>>30304576
so cook it yourself instead of being a lazy ass, especially if the woman is afk at home doing fuck all. jesus christ you people.

>>30300426
I'm starting to realize this. When I tell people how much it's working out for me and the passive income from projects like The Graph, they either ignore everything I'm saying or immediately make it their goal to buy more than I am holding to try to out-do me due to jealousy (obviously they will lose money short term, sell and hate me for suggesting they fomo in if that happens).
It's best to just keep your good turns to yourself.

>>30304768
from my experience, pretty girls dont cook. they just fuck up my couch with their shoes and ask me what were ordering for dinner

>>30305288
Women being cooking was always a meme. They are only useful for outsourcing services that men are obviously better at doing: cooking, washing dishes, laundry, cleaning etc. In the professional space, men dominate cooking, washing dishes and cleaning jobs. You would be better off with a former crackhead nigger or a mexican as your dish washer than a woman, that's just palpable reality.

>>30300206
She is not going to make it if she puts it in crypto Id recommend staking 5k CRO Coin to get their Ruby debit card and get crypto as cash back.
Since this is the new normie coin its price is guaranteed to go up especially with their referral program where you get an extra $25 for staking for the Ruby card ( pskkyt3jj5 )
With that card you get Spotify Rebates in the coin and 2% back on any purchase
This will help her get interested in learning more about crypto.

Take the rest of the money and stake it in USDC Coin which is always $1 and you get 10% back every year which is better than any bank could ever give you.
Having her money staked means she will earn and if you ever need to immediately buy a future moon coin then you can borrow from her without any waiting.

>>30300206
Just tell her to make an onlyfans

>>30307010
>mfw ID is Fg Pinis