/biz/ - Business & Finance

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

COSTCO GANG RISE THE FUCK UP

$COST

BUY BUY BUY

>>30281271
first for TSLA death

>6 more days for CRBP news

>>30281271
>Help
I need somebody
>Help
Not just anybody
>Help

Sum up your portfolio with one image

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>30281271
IF YOU ARE NOT IN OIL
YOU DESERVE TO LOSE

Wish I sold at open and re-entered now. Fuck. I'm always way too scared to sell when it opens high, whats wrong with me.

NIO

MAX PAIN

>>30281271
Okay I'm tired of buying VOO. What are some good ETFs?

Why didn't I sell last month?

A L L

S M I L E S


This is the rest of my stack, I sold the first half at 350.

pls stop saying hedgie guys, it makes the social engineering too obvious.

>>30281375

I was taking a nap, what the fuck happened?

>>30281378
This duck shouldn't do that

So why did we kick out the best pro-business and pro-economy president again??

>>30281365
Why don't we have GMO crabs like AQB?

>>30281271
>ZUCKERBURG SELLING FB SHARES
He knows he's next

POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES

What was up with the opening pop followed by the crash down? Why the morning pop?

>NIO
>TESLA
BUT MUH ELECTRICTY CARS

>buy the massive dip
>feel smug
>it crashes down another 15%
>buy another dip
>it drops 10%
BIDEEEEEEN!! JEEEEEWS!!

all you had to do was listen
but you didn't

Confess, who FOMOed in at GME at 149 and bought my bags? I sold the top for an easy 5%.

DO I SELL MOON FOR A LOSS OR HOPE AND PRAY IT RECOVERS? Already down -$5000 this week alone bros.... it hurts

Should I buy today or will this shit dip even further?

STUPID GMENIGGERS MY GAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>MVIS

its all so tiresome

never been so ready for a weekend

So is GME just going to be the one stop shop stock to hedge against any and all downturns for the entire year?

Funny how no one on the news is talking about how the market is in an absolute free fall.

Is the meme explosion seriously tanking my airline stocks? What the fuck

>>30281392
what is an oil stock with some growth left in it?

>GME mooning because Cohen tweeted a picture of a fucking sock puppet yesterday
What a fucking world

>>30281393
>opens high
NIGGER WHAT?

>>30281375
OIL

>his portfolio isn't 70% vti 30% vxus
it's not too late

You are so fucking mad right now.

>>30281453
BILI

What the fuck causes a high cap stock to crater with zero negative news?

>>30281375

>>30281271
Oil boomers, is now our time to dab on the tech zoomies?
>FUCK ELECTRIC CARS
>FUCK ENVIRONMENTALISTS
>AND FUCK SOLAR PANELS
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>>30281271
haha he drink da peepee

>>30281436
He made cat ladies and dindus angry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US, LORD PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US POOR PEOPLE

>>30281493
God, she's probably like 15 or some shit. Fuck this world.

$SQQQ
S
Q
Q
Q

>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today
>muh AWS!!!
feel like apologizing yet?

>>30281436
He was orange and said mean things on twitter!

>>30281375
>I aped in with a limit order for cheapies in order to dollar cost average
>Price bulldozed past my limit order, now I'm even deeper in the red with more useless shares

>>30281271
I'm here for the hopium and to stomp on Israel's flag. 150 EOD
IT WILL TOUCH $200 TODAY

>>30281453
ZG

>>30281338
>COST
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THAT IT IS DUMPING SO HARD I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

>>30281436
You mean riggers and niggers stole it from him

>>30281518
I opened at like +8% now i'm -0.3% i'm going to fucking kill myself. $AC tanked so fucking hard because of the icelandic explosions

>>30281271
apologize

I used to question how (((they))) could destroy the world for the sake of profit. But now I understand. My money is but a drop in an ocean compared to theirs but I just want to see it go up, I really don't care about anything else. I hope China takes over the world because I'd be fucking rich.

lmao all the twitter and tiktok gurus have been dead silent for 3 days

>>30281436
Because muh feelings

>doubting OIL ever
>not understanding how powerful they are

>>30281463
Yes.

>>30281438
Well he has one of the biggest social media lawsuits ever coming up soon so I can see why he'd do that.

>>30281596
No clue, but its the most oversold its been in years.

Shill me some cheapies

Who else /oilchad/?

STOP THE COUNT

>>30281338

Get the fuck out of here pajeet

Why the fuck is X green?
Smallest part of my portfolio of course

you now remember when Cathy bought the tiny tesla dip $200 ago..... retarded

>>30281375

>>30281496
Biden's in office and they can't blame Trump for it anymore so they have no choice but to keep quiet about it. Remember how shit was spiraling down last March and they were like
>Trump's economy

>>30281375

>>30281616
Please, PLEASE COME BACK! I WANT DONALD PUMP BACK IN THE OFFICE!

>>30281407
You could have prevented this, /smg/.
You could've gone balls deep yesterday.
I get hating redditors with a passion, but we're here to make money, so what's your FUCKING PROBLEM

ABANDON ALL FUNDAMENTALS AND EMBRACE THE MEMES

>>30281509

REI

What happens if we go back to normal aka 2%?

OIL CHADS
I
L

C
H
A
D
S

Is this coinbase listing going to be a meme?

Buying more SOXL. Sold BFARF early, picking up now sub-29 with BFARF funds. Oil chads won today, I was wrong that they would sell as apparently they fled there for safety instead. Only one thing left to do now though, buy more and commit harder. If we go down Monday and then Tuesday well I guess I just got to deposit more money, still doubt line goes down forever when analysts and investors on the air are doing nothing but shilling semis yesterday and today.

>>30281509
SU but the entry point is slowly closing in with every passing day

>>30281509
>some growth
It has only begun
Did you check pre-Trump levels

>>30281340

I m.goung to buy another quarter share of Tesla if it goes down to 550

>SOXL
>YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN BY IT!

>>30281375

I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY

Fridays are bad to sell covered calls because of the buying pressure and hype that builds over every weekend right? Yl

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THANKS FOR ADDING TESLA TO THE SP500 AT THE TOP

>>30281375

>>30281477
MOON?

At this point you may as well hold it til it does recover.

Reminder
These people are that got you into your current situation.
THEY KNOW NOTHING AND MAKE YOU DUMBER
MARKETS ARE UNPREDICTABLE

What's a good percentage to take profit on sqqq. Im up 20%

>>30281436
>we

RIP elon and cathie

>>30281436
>/pol/fags once again using this chance to spread their propaganda.
I hope you niggers were blasting him last March as well. Oh wait no you weren't because muh reasons.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL FUCKING GAMESTOP PLEASE

>>30281338
>tfw can't afford costco shares

Good price right now though. Undervalued according to Morningstar.

>>30281639
AREC

>>30281509
Take your pick, personally I'd say SU is the safest bet

>>30281684
the memes are whats crashing. tesla, pltr...

real stuff like Google is green

>>30281375

>>30281509
RDS.B is still below pre-'rona levels.
Oil is more expensive now than it was then
Buy it

>>30281340
Too soon

>GME 10% up

I bought SOXL calls. Fucking blow me.

>GME

Market is forward looking. Our real lives are about to look like this.

>>30281800
Sounds like now.

>>30281800
Don't get greedy is my advise on days like today!

You didn't actually fall for the GME FUD did you anon?

REMINDER TECH IS STILL SUPER OVER VALUED

>>30281820
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AT LEAST YOU STUCK IT TO REDDIT HAHAHAHAHAH


A P O LO G I Z E

>>30281375

>>30281872
How? Why?

>10 year yields are barely up
>Excellent news on jobs
>Market still plummeting
This looks like a "the market is falling because it is falling" kind of panic.

Colossal buys coming in on SPYV and SPYG. Unsure if it's to cover or what. Each buy was basically double the normal daily average for equity.

So now that we are doomed. Should we kill ourselves?

Should I buy 20 call option contracts on Pepsi????

>>30281271
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs

>>30281813
pandemic crash vs ....

I just watched someone buy 300k of the 4/16 GME 800c

>>30281375

The NASDAQ composite could genuinely go to 10,000 at this rate. We are utterly and entirely fucked. It will take years to recover. FUCK.

GME has to die for the market to continue gaining. What are some top ways to FUD this stock en masse?

>>30281375

CLF trannies and CRBPajeets on suicide watch

uhhh...CRBP bros?

I knew it was time to sell when fuckers were saying that Tesla and SPCE were going to get their revenue on meteorite mining. I FUCKING KNEW IT WHY DIDN'T I SELL THERE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>30281883
I actually want the green meme dead
Its too wasteful

WTF is happening with MVIS? Everyone told me to hold through this dump. This is so fucked up

DOW GOING RED

>>30281596
Literally right after I bought a lil sum. I'm afraid the fag from citadel has paid for my orders and is trying to tank me.

is it theoretically possible to be in a bear market forever? how about a bull market forever?

>>30281340
I have a buy order set once Tesla drops to $500

>>30281934
calls on pepsi? sounds pointless. just buy pepsi.

BIDEN CUM GUZZLING DICK CHOPPING FAGGOTS EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

putting a huge bet on pltr making a recovery this week rly isnt feeling so good right now

TSLA

>>30281954
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you had literal months to buy in hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah

>>30281969
Hi. Buying? I have a few hundred April 4c I will buy

xiaomi bros I dont feel so good

>PLTR
HOLY FUCK am I glad i got out at 29.90

>>30281461
NIO and Tesla are basically my entire net worth.
I am completely and utterly financially REEF'd.

we are only at 5%

UHH I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

>>30281375

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIO IS FALLING AGAIN IT WAS RAISING BACK GOD DAMN IT!

I've lost $40,000 in unrealized gains in the last 30 days.

>>30281375

>>30282026
where are the hidden tigers pajeet
you said there would be hidden tigers

>>30281939
And there it is. There is always an external reason unless it's for a president you don't like.

TOOK PROFIT ON NRGU BUT NOT GUSH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

im actually liking the sell off. there is stuff im buying.

>>30281536
Why is my retail instore POS systems crashing tho ...

>>30281525
>betting 30% against america

Where is my mind...
Where is my mind
Whereeeeeeee is myyyyy mind...

>>30282027
And you'll have no time to sell.

So should I sell off my ARKK/ARKG shares?

PLTR going to 20

Why the fuck is soxl only down 4% it should be down 10 at least nvidia is cratering

>>30281939
Vs. super inflated markets from stimulus and fed response. Pandemic over time to ease up on the fed and let this baby back into the hands of the relatively free market. You fucks have no idea what returning to normal is going to be because we're so spoiled since March. We all knew it had to end eventually. Can't get mad it did

>>30281375

>>30282042
NASDUMP is at -10.7%

IT"S ALL CORNPOP'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30282069
did you learn a lesson?

>>30281525
fuggin based long term, stay the path bro

>>30282035
>Got in at $29

It could be worse. You could be bag holding DNN in the red

>Roblox is going public in this market
lmao, retards shouldn't have been greedy

>>30282085
im not even american

>>30282132
I'm praying for it to go as low as 15 USD so I can finally buy

>>30282120
Buy low, sell high.

BULLISH SIGNAL CATHY WOODS IS STARTING AN ONLY FANS

>>30282013
I believe it will recover at least 8$. I want a lot of money fast with small risk. I've bought 6 option calls that expire in October. So far I'm up 280$.

>>30281942
>210c +0.86%

>>30281375

What now what do i do

>>30282042
what does this mean?

>>30281913
Institutions are realizing who they put in control of the government.

Reminder to buy cheapies. Green Monday.

>>30281863
>>30281701
>>30281722
>>30281851

I went with RDS.B, have to go with a name I recgonize and that pre corona level is unreal.....hope this works guys....and fuck GME

hope you are right....also thoughts on GNE?

>>30282133
TSM and intel are gaining today

>>30281559
nop, google stpeach. she is twitch hoe

>>30282075
They're snacking on crabs

>>30281976
Agreed

>>30282085
That's shit-pajeet chang tier logic. Trump also saw the greatest economic recovery in probably all of history. Biden saw the worst and is seeing more.

>>30282133
>doesn't know the holdings for the ETF he just bought/sold options on
ngmi

>>30282145
this is a real response. i like it. im buying stuff down here.

Biotech dumping is ridiculous. The shit I am in is not overvalued. Buying the fuck out of this stuff.

>>30282116
Feel free to post your green positions like >>30281407
you absolute cum guzzling FAGGOT

>>30281375

>>30282105
covids never ending bud. No more retail.

So umm... how do I maneuver out of this? I have cash, but oil seems to have pumped a lot already...
I just want to be able to afford a house some day bros...

>>30282159
Gotta bout another 15-20% to get back to normalcy imo

>>30282206
>so I can finally buy
what for? after that it's going back down to 10
this stock is slowly bleeding out

the greatest pump & dump scheme in history

>>30281453
BCRX

>>30282243
shadow gov who installed biden is crashing everything. you will be poor and own nothing and love it

>>30282192
They can cancel the IPO, can't they?

>>30282075
Oh you think the hidden tigers aren't buying CRBP shares and calls right now? Motherfucker, the hidden tigers are pouncing RIGHT now. Look at the volume spikes. I will zoom in on buying activity on the right side but as you can see 1 million + shares easily in the span of 15 mins bought yesterday when CRBP dipped down along with the market.

>This CLF dip

I JUST WANT TRUMP BAAAAAAAACK
PLEEEAAAAASE

FUCK ME WHY DONT I HAVE 14000 TO SELL A GME 250 CALL FRIDAY FOR LIKE 1000 BUCKS RISK FREE RREEEEEEE

Whom do I blame for this fucking shitshow?

>>30281800
>20%
>SQQQ
I would take it now, if not at least setting up the limit in case it does keep going.

>>30282042
We're correcting back to when Biden got put in office

>>30281559
st peach is like 30 and married to some chink

I just used margin to exercise my SQQQ $14.5c that expires today.

Did I make a mistake anon?

>>30282215
>i want a lot of money
yeah like i said sounds pointless with pepsi

good luck either way

>>30282291
Sad part of a sell off is lots of other things panic sell in response. Plus algos go crazy

>>30281375
>Sum up your portfolio with one image

hold me bros

>>30282291
I can't believe how much its dumping holy shit

>>30282312
that successful launch.....are cathie and elon already on mars by now? was that the endgame?

-21% off it's highs already if anyone is watching

CORNPOP DID THIS!!!!!!!

>>30282291
I'm doing the same but I can't help but feeling I'm catching falling knife

H-hopium.

alright bros, the NASDAQ has officially corrected 10% since ATH

next few days will be all flat days before we rocket back to ATH, r-r-right?

Thoughts on Rolls-Royce?

>>30282259
>stpeach
Thanks anon. Pretty cute.

>>30282075
>>30282262
LOOK AT THE 160K BUYS RIGHT THERE FOR CRBP HAPPENING JUST MINUTES AGO. THE HIDDEN TIGERS ARE SITTING RIGHT THERE EATING UP SHARES WHICH ARE BEING SOLD. AND YOU RETAIL CATTLE JUST FUCKING PANIC AND LET IT HAPPEN.

>everything that isn't GME or oil

>>30281375
CTRM @ 1.75

Dow Jones green, S&P 500 barely green, Nasdump and Russell 2000 eating shit, the new normal.

Never thought I'd say this but holding CLF right now is a lot better than holding tech, glad i sold those

>green futures

HOSANNAH

I read something interesting today regarding the politics behind this dump. If they need a correction or a recession, it would be best to orchestrate it NOW, and that way they can blame it on Trump, get it out of the way, and then fabricate a recovery due to Biden.

If they wait, they might get stuck with the hot potato.

>>30282342
I blame Musk, the tranny fucker will crash the crypto markets

Damn did I just buy the dip correctly for once, second WTI run inbound?

>>30282312
Holy shit. I didn't realize it had fallen so far from ATHs.

>>30282354
i'm a buyer at that level.

>>30282312
anon...

why did i start investing in US stocks a day before the crash ;_;

Feels great liquidating my portfolio. Just start over in a week or two.

>MARA
>RIOT
>BITF
>SOS
>DMGI
>MSTR
>HUT

How many days in a row can they go down by double digit percentages?

At least my crypto is okay. God this is painful. Just walk away from your brokers.

Do you what you want. You won you won you fucking dirty jew. I am down 78%. You fucking won. I give up

>>30282255
Shell always wins.

>>30282435
isn´t 70% of the Nasdaq not profitable? Would be a total meme if these unprofitable companies go up with rising yields

>>30281375

We should go back to march highs last year if you ask me. All this growth while the entire world was crumbling

Why is the SPX just in a crabbing hell. For fuck sake, Just go down. I'm dying here.

I hate this fucking guy for making me red everywhere, even on my hedges

>>30282435
hahaha, no. The NASDUMP got too hot starting in late 2019, this is the correction, the small bubble is popping, it won't bounce back to 2020 euphoria.

>>30282486
Imagine how high it could've done if all the normie brokers didn't disable buying.

WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END I JUST WANT TO BUY

>>30282512
You still have 22% of what you started with, why stop now?

>>30282486
this was a short squeeze, tesla is a PnD

LOL

>>30282548
I hope we do. I want to buy TQQQ sub 20 and hold for 10 years.

Sold all my airlines, bought BP and other oils, am I gonna make it??

>>30282120

You realize she sold Tesla to buy WKHS

HAHAHAHAHA

>>30282481
I said the same thing yesterday but you just caught the usual 10:30am dip. It could always be worse tomorrow.

>>30282572
if you buy anything now you will be up in a few months guaranteed

>>30282453
Or google or oracle or at&t or gold miners or ....
Wait it is just meme 4000p/e companies shitting the bed.

After all of this I genuinely can't say my risk tolerance improved.

Some crazy movement. This either pukes or melts up by the end of the day.

>>30282572
you missed the dip, it was at 10:42 today

becky investors, you buying aapl yet?

>>30282291
>>30282414
>>30282431
Some of my positions are already -50%. I could easily imagine them going -80% before people calm down. Buying them now without balls of steel is not recommended.

THEY ARE WAITING TO EAT YOUR SHARES UP AT ALL TIMES AND YOU LET THEM. THE HEDGERS. THE SCALPERS. THE SPECULATORS ON WALL STREET. THEY ARE ALL THERE SITTING BEHIND THEIR SCREENS. WAITING TO EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU LET THEM

150K AND 50K BUY ORDER PATTERN ALTERNATION ON CRBP AGAIN AND AGAIN ALL MORNING

BROS PLEASE ANSWER ME I NEED ANSWERS:
are we in recovery mode?

>>30282621
As long as you don't sell when it dumps again next week

>>30282205
So you recommend to just DCA more?
Aren't all tech stocks getting worse? What is everyone else doing with them?

i'm gonna take a nap, expecting green when i wake up

>>30282291
>>30282406
>>30282414
What are some good biotechs to buy into? Every single biotech I’m looking at is dumping hard. There’s no way this is based on anything besides fear right?

>>30282663
no. start buying when SPY is down 10%

>>30282600
>he sold his airlines at the bottom
I wanna sell them too but I'll wait a bit for them to bounce back

>>30282663
we're in oil recovery mode

I'm bullish on OKTA, thinking to get in at $205 a share. What do you all think?

Low p/e ratio tech is getting raped. I don't get it.

>>30282595
Honestly I'mma be worried if we don't correct enough. We will still be in a fuckingggggg bubble

>>30281525
Similar here

>>30282312
bitcoin is the greatest pump and dump scheme.

>>30282663
No.

>>30282600

>FANG

absolute chad

>>30282663
i already accepted the end yesterday

What's going on with AQB

>>30282548
>entire world was crumbling
in what way?

Can someone explain to me why 10 year Treasury bonds keep rising? Is this the beginning of the bubble pop?

>>30282312
>does business with the worlds most notorious Grifter Richard Brason, who has deep pockets in Saudi oil money.

If you seriously thought Tesla was an actual thing, beyond making a quick buck then you're retarded. All of SpaceX's technology already exists, and the newer tech is all just pet projects that can't do shit in space.

>>30282472
>red vs blue politics
Kill yourself. The whole thing is a fucking dog and pony show you absolute retard.

>>30281375
Oil.

>>30282701
It depends. If you want to time the bottom good luck.

If you are okay with 10% correction buying then jump in now. It depends how able you are to hedge further downside, but buying early into dips and being able to hold another 10-20% down will still let you outperform over a decade.

It depends if you are DCAing into amazon or wkhs though

>>30282739
which ones?

>>30282725
I was in profit with airlines, i don’t see them making a massive recovery since their gonna enforce covid vaccinations.

This is a good thing, now we can all buy.

>>30282786
Because no one wants to buy them.

>>30282786
inflation expectations

>>30282786
I was told by that schizo Manchild analyst that ~~the Fed is secretly doing yield curve control already~~

So obviously they're not rising. Your chart is wrong.

>>30282742
If the 10 year yield drops below 1.5% for some reason then the bubble will resume. But until then...

>>30282786
fed: we are going to print 1.9 trillion dollars
bond holders: *sells bonds that are going to be worthless but nobody buys them so they get bid up*

>>30282827
I'm talking intraday, they can bounce back up a few percents today

Why is CTRM dumping so much? Will it recover, I bought in too high, didn't think it will keep dumping.

is it a good time to buy Tesla?

>>30281375

>Total Unrealized Gain -$567.78 (-5.15%)

>>30282821
All of them.

>>30282145
>Can't get mad it did
I think you're grossly underestimating the retardation of maga ledditors.

Holy textbook candles right now! You scalpers loving this?

dumped my whole memestock portfolio at market open and pumped it all into GME, best decision ever. can only recommend you do the same

I thought you guys wanted cheepies. What's the problem?

>>30282132
I like this

>>30282658
Probably looking to scalp theta. Right now you could buy at 1.75, sell a 3/19 $1.5 call at .33 for a cost basis of 1.42. If you get exercised you're still guaranteed to make 0.08 (5.6%). If you don't get exercised, keep farming theta.

New dip

>>30282866
>>30282866
>>30282866
>>30282866

New dip

>>30281375

>>30282604
I don't know why people still have hope for EV booming when fossil fuel kikes have been fucking it over at every turn.

SHUT IT DOWN

>>30281375

>>30282892
because the company only bought a couple of used boats

>>30282894
probably.

>>30281436
i miss him bros

>>30282862
they post stuff like this on their site, if it´s not on their site it doesn´t happen

im down $260 since i started investing this month

>>30282930

Kek, not holding those bags

>>30282894
to buy a tesla maybe, tesla shares fuck no lmao

>>30282894
YES $4000 SOON

>>30282723
I'm in SCYX SLGL DBVT TRVN and VBIV, red as fuck because investors are bitchmade.

>>30282898
>Day's gain: + $668 (9%)
>Total gain: +6.664 (500%)

Guess the stock

>>30282990
so it's over? should i just cut my losses and put it in tsla or something that will go up?

>>30282188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30282930
I was late to GME and I've lost money

>>30282145
>your entire year was lost to a fake disease
>you were conned into believing this was good bc you were introduced to the stock market
>now the market is going to take your money and laugh about it
>the press is going to pretend like it never happened and praise the GME play as a populist revolt
>your suffering will never be acknowledged

yeah people are going to be mad, but what are they going to do? fight robodogs and antifa thugs in the street?

Remember to never sell anything

>>30282690
That’s my problem, that could be the difference between a 5 and 15% profit margin

>>30281813
>governments literally turn their economies off
>be surprised when the economy crashes
Democrats are a special type of stupid.

>>30282145
>>30283179
I only started getting paid right before the september dump. I've only known pain in this market.

>>30282584
What is this program/site?

>>30283318
yeah they drew a bunch of people in.....well you could buy this dip, as long as you know what the bottom is

whats a solid stock to buy while shits cheap? i need some recovery cash. safe money

I hate TSLA but I went long today

I expect to be able to sell it next week at 650

>>30283605
Why would it rise?

>>30281700
Nasdump goes back to <10000

>>30283651
because the market is full of retards

>>30282820
Realistically do you think tech stocks will recover from this recent correction this year or are things gonna be doom and gloom for a while? I don't doubt I'll be up on etfs within a decade but I'd like to at least stay positive by year end. I am most a crypto trader (easier to profit off huge price swings in day trading) and my stock portfolio is literally just etfs in a tax-free savings account that I figured I would let accumulate and grow (and give me a reason to have some diversification from crypto).
Man I just got in at the worst possible time...

>>30282438
Got in at 67p when they gave out discounted stock to holders. Worth it for the long term. It’s too big a name that even if it was bankrupt someone would buy them

I want to protect and comfort mommy and stop her from hurting. I stroke her hair while she sobs in my arms. My panis is pressed against her thigh and is twitching.

HOLY FUCK QQQ 300 SUPPORT IS BROKEN, I REPEAT ITS FUCKING BROKEN SELLL SELL NOW MARGIN CALLS STARTING

God fuck this market. Should have known we had a repeat of last year.

>>30283480
I don't even know what I should buy anymore. Thinking SOXX so worst case I can just hold it for a long time.

>>30284083
Fucking hell still can't believe I bought TQQQ at 110
Really no choice but to baghold now, how long will I have to wait?

>>30284272
5 years.

Has anyone had a good theory of why this happened?

Man and I thought losing my ass on GME was bad, that at least was just one stock
This is all of em

>>30282584
what program is this? who offers it?

>>30281375

>>30282435
Nope, TINA is dead with reopening & surging yields, nasdump to 9999

>>30284615
Powell is raising bond rates and pumping the economy's stomach
If they rise beyond expected inflation (while killing of short term inflation along the way until convergence) you're gonna see some real shit as institutions pull their dicks back out of the market
I'm just hoping there will be one more rally before then