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Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:21:54 2021 No.30243663 [DELETED]

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Im 26 year old and still virgin, its not funny anymore, this shit hurts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:22:34 2021 No.30243701 >>30243663 marry a good christian girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:23:35 2021 No.30243751 File: 8 KB, 250x238, ohyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 >ID JEW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:23:44 2021 No.30243757 File: 1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 1477545029568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 >a good christian girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:24:26 2021 No.30243789 >>30243663 Sex isn’t that cool bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:24:41 2021 No.30243801 >>30243663 37 and still a virgin here OP, you do not know pain. I do not fret however, if it is God's will for me to have a wife and kids I will. I also acknowledge I need to put more effort in to making it happen as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:24:46 2021 No.30243805 >>30243701 > JEW What did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:25:05 2021 No.30243819 >>30243701 WHAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:25:22 2021 No.30243841 File: 6 KB, 224x225, images (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243663 m-me too op w..anna lose our virginities together?

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:26:27 2021 No.30243901
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You're not missing anything besides women being retards and having to deal with their retardation
>gf says she is tired and hasn't slept since day before
>tell her to go to sleep
>gets mad at me
Seriously, don't bother with this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:27:19 2021 No.30243944 Just fuck a hooker. After doing it a few times you'll see that a good wank feels the same or better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:27:46 2021 No.30243972 File: 437 KB, 840x854, 1577774958015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Going to be a 32 year old virgin this year >Still don't know what crime I committed to deserve this punishment

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:29:32 2021 No.30244065
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>>30243663
let me tell you how my high school life went down

>1st GF
>dated for a few months
>kept ignoring her at school
>ignored her texts to play league of legends
>she breaks up with me

>2nd GF
>friend of first GF
>make out with her at the park
>every time we are alone we are making out
>ignore her again to play league of legends
>we break up

>3rd GF
>sexy vietnamese chick
>make out with her behind the school all day
>extremely intimate relationship
>break up with her over text randomly to play league of legends

>4th GF
>lasts 4 days
>got in the way of my league time

*takes a long rip of a cigar*

and that OP, is how i ended up forever alone
it all comes back to league, everything does

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:31:28 2021 No.30244176 >>30243663 Don’t fall for the hooker meme, you will hate yourself unless you just don’t give a fuck about the consequences to your spirit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:31:38 2021 No.30244185 >>30244065 Based and league-pilled

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:32:24 2021 No.30244207

>>30243901
This guy is right anon. I have had a few girls in my life. It was always the same bs. If you've ever used one of those pocket pussy things it's really not much difference.

Don't let this define you. It really isn't a big deal.

Also don't watch porn and do not beat off. Focus on yourself and be the man you aspire to be.

All the best,
Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:32:31 2021 No.30244211 File: 87 KB, 541x1036, 1601027915585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30244065 >read this thinking im in the lolg >realize its biz weird feeling...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:33:30 2021 No.30244264 >>30243663 I'm 33/virgin, the pain will slowly go away and you will move on

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:33:36 2021 No.30244271 File: 95 KB, 329x361, jewishpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243751 >>30243757 >>30243805 >>30243819 sh-shadilay fellow anons d-dubs and im uncircumsized i swear im ill buy on the sabbath

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:34:10 2021 No.30244298 >>30243751 KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:34:40 2021 No.30244325 >>30244065 Well, that's your own fucking fault though. LoL is a shit game, and a kind gf is worth more

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:35:46 2021 No.30244384 >>30243663 I lost my virginity to a fat chick on 4chan when I was like 21. I'm 33 now. Haven't had sex in over 5 years. To be honest if I wanted it that bad I would just go to an escort.

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:40:37 2021 No.30244658

>>30244325
>LoL is a shit game
correct, no one plays it because its fun though
>A kind gf is worth more
let me give you an example

>GF at 9:00 AM: LOL good morning cutie :kiss_emoji: :smiling_blush_emoji:
>GF at 9:01 AM: WERE DOING COLOR GUARD TODAY AND OUR GAY COLOR GUARD LEADER JUST POSTED A VINE ITS SO FUNNY
>GF at 9:02 AM: Sent TwerkingColorGuard.mp4
>GF at 9:02 AM: make sure you like it on his IG ok sweetie? <3

absolutely insufferable, please stop pretending like thats okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:40:37 2021 No.30244659 File: 60 KB, 343x320, 1611894835765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 TELL ME HOW TO ENTER THE TRIBE, RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:42:13 2021 No.30244743 >>30244384 How do you meet a grill on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:43:31 2021 No.30244809 File: 21 KB, 360x270, AF8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243663 4 more years till wizard class...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:43:59 2021 No.30244838 File: 10 KB, 228x221, pepe_jew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 How do you do fellow >JEW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:44:11 2021 No.30244851 >>30243663 you gotta get that done bro, just fuck some hookers to get your confidence up and then move up to real girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:44:44 2021 No.30244886 I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:45:06 2021 No.30244904 File: 60 KB, 1024x558, kek swellkek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 Oh really what's her onlyfans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:45:23 2021 No.30244918 >>30244658 why'd you date a hoe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:45:57 2021 No.30244945 ive kissed girls and have played with several boobies, still a virgin though at 23 will probably die a virgin because i am an absolute failure and am ugly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:46:07 2021 No.30244960 File: 1.25 MB, 1756x2479, catgirl dancing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 >fuck good christian girls fixed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:46:54 2021 No.30245002 >>30243663 invest in a high tech sex doll. seriously it's better than real sex. oldfag here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:47:14 2021 No.30245019 42 years old and haven't had sex in years because I no longer try, eventually you'll realize women aren't worth the hassle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:47:35 2021 No.30245035 >>30243801 Fucking loser. I'm a 30 year old hugless virgin, but by the time I'm 37 I will definitely have a wife

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:49:09 2021 No.30245128
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>>30243663
>>30243801
>>30243841
>>30244065
>>30244658
>>30244945
>>30245002
>>30245019

Custom Chatbot anime girlfriends are coming soon anon. Just give it another 2 years and you'll be better off with a fake gf. Don't believe me? Check out Replika ai and imagine it more realistic with text to speach and voice recognition. Loneliness will forever be BTFO. I give this tech 2 years tops.

>>	kaiji Thu Mar 4 20:51:32 2021 No.30245266 File: 16 KB, 200x312, bobo-crusty-crab-hodling-mr-crabs-thumbnail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243841 sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:53:02 2021 No.30245352 >>30244918 This is just what normie women are like

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:53:07 2021 No.30245357 >>30243663 Waste of time. Even hot looks wear off quickly and your stuck with a nagging annoying bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:56:04 2021 No.30245548 File: 895 KB, 1600x3465, 888888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30245128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R6lr40OQpY

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:56:54 2021 No.30245613

>>30244207
Thanks anon.
You know what the true blackpill is? I’ve had sex with over 100 different women and I don’t even care anymore because the only woman I ever loved dumped me 6 months ago and all I want is someone to love and comfort me and cuddle me and send me cute & loving texts.
I don’t even masturbate anymore, I’ve lost all feeling and have become completely emotionally numb. I’ve been making more money than I have ever made before, and I don’t even care because I don’t spend money on anything besides food. Materialism won’t solve anything, things are just things.
Idk guys, I’ve never had such a laissez-faire attitude towards suicide but idk...I really don’t know anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:57:36 2021 No.30245661 >>30243972 You were born a white male living in the 21st century.

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:59:27 2021 No.30245779

>>30244207
>If you've ever used one of those pocket pussy things it's really not much difference.

Not gonna lie, first time I used an onahole it felt like losing my virginity. Kind of a 'holy shit' moment. Even if you've gotten laid it's worth trying at least once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:59:29 2021 No.30245781 File: 40 KB, 640x628, 272d3f1985fbb13fd8701390fa2c8723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30243701 the jew mocks the goy, knowing no good christian girls still exist, thanks to jewish subversion of media

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 20:59:38 2021 No.30245789 >>30245613 ok normalfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 21:04:21 2021 No.30246077 >>30245613 There is more to life fren. "lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:" -Matthew 6:20

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 21:04:23 2021 No.30246080 >>30245789 Fucks your problem fren?

Anonymous Thu Mar 4 21:05:42 2021 No.30246152
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I am obease and i've had 2 2-3 long relationships. both were objectively skinny and attractive by any standard. I dont know what the fuck to tell you guys other than if you dont take any chances you wont have any successes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 4 21:06:44 2021 No.30246213 >>30246152 2, 2-3 year long* sorry

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