/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30192604
Unfortunately all of my holds are rather uncomfy at the moment

Good morning frens. I hope you all make comfy gains today.

>>30192918
I bought the "dip" two weeks ago, once again last week and it's still dipping... SU is the single green position in my portfolio and I don't feel like trying to catch the knife any longer

>>30192918
I have some puts, but they absolutely do not make up for my other losses.

I went short today.
Enjoy your green day frens.

I want to create some more GTA-style /cmg/ covers.
Can you send some absolute meme pictures? Like that christion ark fund owner, or mutant salmon, etc.

>>30192918
Same for me.
I think I decided to become an investor at the worst moment.
In case of a swift deep crash I wouldn't even be upset — my stocks are solid enough to recover, so I would be able to simply double down and end up with some gains.
If we're in a slowly descending bear market however... Well, I still have cash.

Someone make ICLN feel comfy. Lie to me if you must.

>smg arguing about whether TA has any predicting value while calling eachother redditors
Smg... more like baka.

I trained my 11 year old doge how to hold household items in his mouth last night.

What does this mean for my portfolio?

Early morning, huh?

The coffee is bitter. I'm thinking of selling my KTOS.

>mentally prepared for another day of crushing losses

>>30194726
KTOS was always extremely speculative and momentum based. It will take some time for it to regian momentum... if it ever does.

Can SOXL pls moon so I can retire and move somewhere warmer and not have to deal with this fuck ass non-flip flops weather for half the year? k thx

>>30194358
the other day someone in /smg/ was arguing that swing trading was impossible because 90% of swing traders lose money
I had to stay out of that convo, it hurt my head

>>30195346
the 90% of daytraders lose money was the best fud ever invented and even really smart individuals believe it like it is the 11th commandment

>>30194819
It's my biggest loser appart from Index funds, and I have no appetite to average down.
>>30195321
Shut up and go back to the other thread.

Are we gonna repeat 2017 or is all the institutional money pouring into crypto be enough to support BTC above $50k by EOY?

>>30195462
Your shitcoin is intrinsically worthless.

>>30193082

>>30193082

>>30195383
>>30195346
I wasn't there fortunately.
The main argument is if making decisions based purely on price action is profitable or not.
IMO it's not profitable neither in the short term nor in the long term.

Swinging based on catalysts and not widely available information (i.e. an edge) is absolutely valid and should be pursued nowadays.

Should I buy rising $CVAC or no?

>>30195420
fuck ass

TSMC on dip

Jobless claims beat estimates by a hair. Futures are flat.

>>30196028
Everyone is waiting on JPow I guess.

>>30196028
That's a bear flag. This sell off is a reaction to a potential explosive recovery in the "real economy" forcing the Fed to step in prematurely to curb inflation.

>>30196088
We know what he's gonna say, and I can guess how the market will react. Gimme some stocks to buy.

Thoughts on TRP?

lmao at RKT stock, it literally came back to the same level it was

>>30196275

>>30196194
There's no way I'd touch oil before the OPEC meeting concludes.
In fact, I have some super cheap DRIP calls ready.

>>30196295
yes, exactly, it's even so damn simetric

500 rkt 23.5 --> 38.5

missed the top but life is good

>>30196295
I hate TA, but damn, if there aren't some clear gravestone dojis on this graph.

PSLV
BHS/KXPLF/7KXN
BLLG/BLAGF

>>30194426
hold your folio, that's bullish af

Should I buy a bear etf? Thoughts.

>>30196800
Go away. If you think JPM will let this happen, you are delusional. They have literally toppled governments.

>>30197615
is it leddit or poojeets who put "Thoughts?" after they ask a question?

https://twitter.com/Pladizow/status/1367172957064331273 time to go all-in on BTC guys, it's gonna explode again, easy x2 at the very least

>>30197615
yeah buy a highly leveraged bear ETF and watch your money disappear redditard

>>30197786
It's CMG you fagggot.

>>30197921
go back

Does anyone here have a bloomberg terminal?
Keep us posted if there is an OPEC update please.

There's kind of a lot of grouchyposting on here this morning. Maybe that's a market sentiment indicator.

hello???

>>30197711
>The system will go on indefinitely
>The Soviet Union will never fall
>The Roman Empire never collapsed
>It just goes on
>And on
>Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...

>>30198473
Hurr durr.
It took 1000 years for the Roman empire to fall. The last 400 was utter and complete corruption and dozens of civil wars.
The soviet union was doomed from year 0, and still took like 50 years to fall.

If you don't think JPM can just call their friends to make them roll their silver futures a few months, you deserve your loss.
Meanwhile all physical silver holders get fucked by premiums, thinking it's "the real value", while in fact it's just jews doing jewish things and the whole thing will blow over in summer.

Anyone else waiting to see what Jerome says before they decide what to do?

>>30198838
>It took 1000 years for the Roman empire to fall.

>>30198473
The Soviet Union was never an actual economic power. They were effective at counterintelligence to make the West think they were, but behind the wall they were a basket case, as we discovered once the wall fell and their archives were made public.
As for the Roman Empire, its decline took hundreds of years.
Despite what CNN and the blackpills here want you to believe, the United States is still the sole global superpower. A sudden collapse out of nowhere would be unprecedented in human history. Empires decline, they don't collapse.

>>30197615
yes

>>30199106
>The Soviet Union was never an actual economic power.
>But the United States is

>As for the Roman Empire, its decline took hundreds of years.
The most correct analogies with what is going on today are things like John Law's France, the Greenbacks of the 1860s or the hyperinflations which have taken place in any number of different countries which gave way to rampant fiat-money money-printing (Germany, Austria, Hungary, etc.). I only brought up the example of the Roman Empire to shake your normalcy bias which appears to have you think that "whatever has been, always will be."

>Despite what CNN and the blackpills here want you to believe
CNN wouldn't doubt for a moment that the U. S. is a superpower, it's bizarre that you think that they're saying the opposite.

>>30199035
Even if you accept this narrative (and I don't, of course culture changes over a millennium you absolute faggot, just look at the US over the span of three hundred years), there was still about a threr hundred year gap between the peak of the Western empire in the early second century AD and its "official" fall in the late fifth century AD.
Seriously stop with your grade-school level of understanding of history, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>30199496
>there was still about a threr hundred year gap between the peak of the Western empire in the early second century AD and its "official" fall in the late fifth century AD.
Yes, so the Roman Empire lasted for less than 500 years, not 1000 years, that's the only point of yours that I'm correcting
Nothing else that you said had any substance and is already essentially refuted by my first post >>30198473

Eternal BULL(trap)
These algos really need to be reset to bear mode.

>>30199357
Then why are you investing in stocks? If you really believe half of what you're saying, you should be buying guns and farmland. Not even PMC or crypto, let alone slips of paper that are predicated on rule of law being maintained.
Also, "I deliberately brought up a bad counterexample to counter a logical fallacy that no one in this thread has committed" isn't going to win you any points in your debate class, Zoom Zoom.

>That drop
Damn, they filled shorts at resistance and just fucking dropped it. Shiiieeet

>>30197813
What the fuck is this level of TA?

I wasn't going to trade today, but that rally was setting off so many signals I had to short it, just realized 1250.
now I need to figure out lunch

>>30199991
>Then why are you investing in stocks? If you really believe half of what you're saying, you should be buying guns and farmland. Not even PMC or crypto, let alone slips of paper that are predicated on rule of law being maintained.
See picture, this is a common misconception that the MSM puts in people's heads.

> a bad counterexample
It's not a bad example at all. For you to be saying that fiat and America will never collapse is just as naive and childish as it was for somebody to claim that Rome or the Soviet Union would never fall. All the conditions are there, and hyperinflation is already here.

Markets gonna be down 2% by powell speech
up 11% after

>>30199735
Explains everything, you're an honest-to-newfag. Hint: you can see who you're responding to on this board.

>>30200098
>your brain on /pol/ and the absolute lack of history and econ 101
Bullish for tinfoil. Schizophrenia levels are increasing by the day.

>>30200147
I'm posting in several different threads at the same time mate, doesn't concern me to keep obsessively checking IDs
You sound so similar to your friend that I might as well address you as if you're the same person.

CATHIE YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Well at least CLF might go below 13 today, then everyone but that retard wins

too many dip buyers jfc just let it burn

>>30200257
You're posting a screenshot of the price of tin on the futures exchange, not sure what you think this picture is supposed to prove. Since your point is obscure I'll take the opportunity to point out that food-price inflation is getting close to 60% since July 2020, and that commodities like copper, lumber, etc. are constantly hitting new highs.

>down 5%

not feeling too comfy frens

>>30200840
wait fuck I hit refresh down 5.8%

>>30200840

I'm just not opening my folio today. But I saw on yahoo that Canadian solar is taking a 5% dump again. Fucking sucks.

Why didn't I buy SOXS yesterday?

>>30200840

I wonder if it's just because people are panicking and leveraged morons are liquidating. Even good companies are getting fucked up the ass now (nevermind the chink solar panels, everything is down)

How low does S&P go?

>>30201097
Yeah I'm confident in my picks but seeing them all get assfucked over the last 10 days or so is highly uncomfy.

>>30201157
To the floor

>>30201194
Same. Same bro. Have some cash I’m using to average down at the very least, but it seems I will be holding for a while

>>30201194

It pisses me off too but at least we'll get discounts if this thing overcorrects. It's not rational to panic unless you're in TSLA, most US Tech valuations aren't even *that* crazy.

>tfw my SPACs are now slightly below $10
What the fuck? Here I thought I was being clever buying really close to NAV

>>30200840
Haha, jesus christ if this keeps up my deep OTM 500 TSLA puts will become ITM.
I just bought some WKHS puts in the morning based on some pretty good DD that their little talks with the postal office will be laughed out of the office, and it's already positive as fuck.

>Then again GEVO and TQQQ are fucking me without protection

Gosh darnit I should've hodled my puts. I'm gonna end up having sold 0.5% down on a 3 percent day

this isn't a very comfy /cmg/ today

>>30201381
i always get fucked on options so I won't touch them anymore but i wish you luck with yours

Oh wait never mind I literally hit the timing exact.

>>30201649
just frantically buy puts/calls at random and on a day like today you'll make money.
Just sell when green

>>30201707
day's early

>the CLF scumbag didn't take my advice to sell yesterday

tranny are you ok?
tranny are you ok?

ARE YOU OK TRANNY?

>>30201332
Wanna here a secret? The S&P500 isn't worth more than 1800.

>>30201796
yeah no that doesn't work for me

hedges and companies of actual value are keeping my portfolio at -.33% currently

>>30200349
I cant believe I bought the top of her fucking hype ETFs with reddit tier portfolios should have stuck to my value plays FUCK

>>30201649
I'm only putting in gambling money, like 0.5-1% of my portfolio into these plays. They don't work out like 60% of the time, but when they do, it's 10x.

Also right now it's more of a hedge against a full market crash, not a real play.

>try to do something else to get my mind off stocks
>her cat gets a terminal illness
I'm sorry stock and Pikamee bros, maybe I'm cursed.

>airplaines red
>the sun is red
then why am i blue?

>>30201921
Yeah but if I hit the local daily low I've done my job as a scalper perfectly. Whatever happens after that is irrelevant because I'm not swing trading.

>>30202134
Yo, listen up
here's a story

Got big positions in ARKK and SRAC.

>>30202157
fair, i just wanted to be a bit of a dick and point out there was a slightly lower low 5 minutes later on e.g. SPY

hahaha, I've lost so much money.

>>30202006

Overvaluations are fine as long as the economy keeps growing.

>>30202006
This is fair considering the fed owns 42% of it currently.

>>30202061
I know this feel. Probably just gonna close my portfolio and not look again until sometime next week.

I finally bought some ACEV. I've been meaning to do that for 2-3 weeks now, and now it's at NAV.

SPACs don't go below NAV, r-right?

>>30202134
>>30202241
Maybe I should rebuy blue airplanes, then...

down 7.5% now...God damn. Fuck this shit I'm gonna lay on my deck and read, it's nice out today.

> RIO
Goddamnit this was one of my stable holdings. Quite literally a rock helping me to weather this storm. Who gives a shit about stupid aboriginal caves anyway?

>>30202471
It can. A number of mines are below NAV but at merger you're given the option to sell your shares at $10 so that's your safety net.

>>30202085
>They don't work out like 60% of the time, but when they do, it's 10x.
I’ve always wanted to backtest a strategy where you buy 1000 dollars worth of daily SPY options expiring EOD that are trading at $0.05 around 3:40pm. I really think you’d end up making enough 10xers to get away with it.

There was a period of like 2 weeks back in the summer where if you bought otm options at 2:50pmish every single day you’d 3-10x them by eod.
Of course I’d always chicken out and sell at 2x, and then sure enough everything would melt up starting at 3:55pm and hit all my targets and meme lines.

>>30202334
Actually it's stopped being funny now, I have progressed to concern.

>>30202375
>America isn’t on the decline and won’t contract like the British Empire and eventually fracture into 4 new nations
Oh dear

>>30202838
In like 2 centuries...

The game is over

how does Amazon get 30 times bigger without being broken up by the government? Valuations are a pipedream.
Even the smart people don't seem to care because they assume they'll be able to hop off at the top.

>>30201194
Same here. It's very uncomfy. Just holding, knowing they'll eventually recover.

>>30202967
Decay is accelerating. Probably because of the internet.
17 years ago elections were about who can keep you safe and who can keep the economy humming and now they're about who is going to enslave you and plant microchips in your brain or genocide your racial (depending on your alignment)

One of the main points of criticism for this nigga was that he water skied and seemed too French.

>>30203031
>how does Amazon get 30 times bigger
It's called scaling up. How the fuck do you look around today and think That was a nice technological revolution we had, too bad it's all over now, time to invest in stagnation

>>30203323
I'm saying it would get broken up because of antitrust laws.

>>30203031
>>30203323
You might think this graph is linear, like selling widgets, but it's exponential because they're selling services and they're not limited by labor constraints because those services are heavy on computational resources, not human labor.

>>30203257
What is my racial? I think it's stoneform because I barely get sick

>>30203426
Okay?
You think shareholders get cut out? I'm happy to own 30 Amazons.
They probably won't get broken up anyway. You think a $30 trillion company is too much, they used to say that about $1 trillion companies.
Regulators are after acquisitions, not growth. Don't ask me why, I think regulators are universally retarded.

Bright spot. I successfully caught the knife on PEP.

Shill me some energy stocks to rotate into. Maybe OPEC will give us a discount soon.

>>30203426
Why? Amazon does not own a monopoly. If anything their services got worse with time and everyone knows this but its just convinient rn because of fast delivery.

>>30198838
>the last 400
almost the entire length of the roman empire was dotted by civil wars

>>30203561
>You think a $30 trillion company is too much, they used to say that about $1 trillion companies.
I'm not very comfortable with high market caps in general. I'll turn bullish on Amazon once they start their own private military.

>>30203842
forgot pic

bros look at this V. it is saving me from kmsing

>>30203426
Amazon being broken up could actually be bullish for the stock holder. Since you receive shares of each of the broken up parts as the original breaks up.

>>30202967
Information, capital and people move much faster these days.
Some would argue that decline has started in 80's due to continuous infrastructure underinvestment. Now it is accelerating, and you don't have to wait 2 centuries to see the outcome.

>>30203842

Well, they just built their own fleet now. Next step is a """security force""".

>Hour candle on oil
Pff, fucking hell

What part of the united states is positioned to survive the collapse of the union best? I'd say West coast for all its faults simply because of proximity with China and Japan.

>>30204162
>t. Has never really thought about what the States actually looks like
I bet you believe in Red and Blue states, too.

>>30203031

They just have to make 10 times more earnings, which is possible if they can cut their massive costs.

>>30203842
>>30203924
lol saved
AWS is one of the most important cybersec firms in the world, by reason of how much internet infra they control.
You could say what about cloudflare, but VOC didn't actually make the guns did they?

>>30203937
don't kys over money bud

>>30204162
Any place where you can find a group of 50-100 likeminded people with tangible skills and the means to protect yourselves.

>>30204262

>>30202838

Okay doomer

>>30204347
its all i have. and now its dumping again

>>30192604
I’m definitely not comfy my heater broke been running propane and space heaters to stay warm I don’t have power on long but if anyone can help you will save my ass

jesus fuck GUSH is getting out of hand. I can't believe I missed the oil train. can OPEC please fuck them

>>30204399
That's a best case scenario though.

>>30204400
i have a family so its not just my well-being on the line with my $ and its really not worth stressing over. You and I have literally 0 control over the outcome of this shit.

>>30204471
0x52Af0B62adf36441dB2F080b7Feb487c24bf0F6a Whoops

>>30204400
>>30204531
family man here too
even if you are end of life and lose everything, there's still hope
do the grind, get a job, save some money
try again or don't, but don't just call it quits on life

>>30204536
sent 69420 buttcoin, enjoy

>>30204515

Things might go wrong and they might go right. You can't predict the future. Also if you buy gold for le apocalypse who's to say you'll manage to protect it or that it will have any value? Hyperinflation may wipe away savings. Everything is risky so you might as well be in stocks.

zey sold? pomp eet. geev them the fomo.

>>30204531
>>30204655
I'm alone and dont have much going for me.
i have a crappy job but my expenses are low. my only hope is to make money so I can just fuck off somewhere away from it all

>bought at 1.04
>sold at 2.35
Perfect feeling perfect scalp.

>>30204471
Can you use your oven to bump up the heat?

> US obesity crisis to blame for it having one of the world's worst Covid death rates: Major report reveals 90% of ALL coronavirus fatalities have occurred in countries where HALF of people are overweight
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9325167/US-obesity-crisis-blame-having-one-worlds-worst-Covid-death-tolls-major-report.html
Weight War when?

>>30196122
What is the "real economy" and what's the rationale behind its success detracting from the success of our economy?

>>30205302
I could've told you that. Texas was like triple the deaths every day for the same amount of cases as California.

>>30205361
I'm mostly staggered by the fact that no one has fully admitted this fact yet aside from the Daily Mail of all publications.
We did get a few inklings here and there saying, "Yeah, these fat fucks are doomed."
https://people.com/health/16-year-old-dies-suddenly-from-covid-19/

>>30205354
Its the lower income that sheep that politicians pander to working shitty unnessacery jobs and owning shitty small businesses where they work themselves to death for a pittance just because they don't want a boss.
When these people start getting money they spend it like they're dying tomorrow, hence the fed will be forced to step in earlier than 2024 to curb inflation.

>>30204162
there's plenty of land, resources, and space out west compared to some other places, like the eastern seaboard.
oddly what you consider a "strength" i'd consider the greatest threat in that scenario (e.g. china attempting to exert influence over the newly-fractured pacific coast)

>>30205302

Fatsos and boomers once again holding us hostage

>>30205532
Bill Maher was talking about it since May/June about how chickenshit the media and doctors had been that they couldn't just tell people to get in shape during lockdown because they didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
400 lb people be walking around like
>well I don't have diabetes so I'm not at risk!

>>30205302
>90% of ALL coronavirus fatalities have occurred in countries where HALF of people are overweight
People who use statistics to make claims like this should be shot

Is now a good time to buy APPH?
They recalled warrants and it dumped 25%

>>30204819
money isn't the thing holding you back
it's the excuse you use

>>30205542
Nothing wrong with being a Chinese colony.

>One more hour till JPow speech.
>he will say nothing interesting
>market will continue to tank

>>30206146
HARD disagree - the west is dystopian enough thank you

>>30206698
What if he comes out as gay?

>>30206796
ehhh we need at least trannie to get a pump

>>30206856
You don't think it'd dump if he came out in a skirt and pink pumps?

>>30206698
>JPOW comes out
>stands there saying nothing for 1 hour because he heard market goes up when his face is onscreen and goes down when he speaks

>>30206975
no if he came out waving his severed dick demanding we call her Jennifer Powell we'd see a 700% pump because thats woke AF

>UUUU
btfd

looks like a pump to at least 386.

C O M F Y

PS yeah I know Tesla is an overvalued piece of shit in freefall. I cashed out most of my position and am playing with house money so fuck it.

>>30207033
I wonder what the algos would do if he inhaled helium prior to speaking?

>>30207033
This, but unironically.

>>30207214
Hey stacy

yeah try to YOLO with this coins that never give you income
BSC is a gold rush rn just get off at the right time
wanna see a cool profit?
>go for Swirge, buy SWG and don’t worry about your future profit

>Oil pumping
I half hope it will plunge way back to $50 on some news, this is getting out of hand.

>>30207452
Your post in the other thread was better because you used gamer words

>>30207407
What can I say, I can’t wait for pumpkin spice to come back.

Almost lunchtime, folks. How are we doing?

I'm green right now.

>>30206698
Maybe he would introduce a rentendollar before it is too late.

>>30207700
Comfy now that all my SPACs are at NAV.

Well, at least until short term yields go crazy and drive their cash holdings down.

>OPEC+ TO MEET AGAIN IN APRIL TO DECIDE OUTPUT LEVELS FOR MAY AND BEYOND - SOURCE
So.. there's literally no reason for oil to dump until then, IF they even agree to anything in April either

>>30207700
+0.04%

>>30208082
So wait, they are extending the current restrictions?

>>30207700
Bought the FRX dip. Need to make a stronger presence of it in my portfolio.

>>30208194
They didn't agree to anything and will talk again in April

>>30208082
>SOURCE
Explain further

>>30208494
It said source when it was "leaked" information by delegates, the meeting is over and it's all public now. Just search for opec+

>>30208313
Well, then I will have to finally concede and buy some OTM GUSH calls to ride the wave.

When does Powell talk?

>>30209403
hes talking now. thats why nasdump dumped 70 points in 1 minute

>>30209403
In like 20 minutes. I think you'll see it on the nasdaq index too.

>>30209551
can I get a link fren?

>>30209612
im watching here
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html

>>30209551
>>30209403
Yeah, I was wrong. Spot when he started talking

>>30209403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0euiteDCtg

>>30209612
Directly on the front page of wsj.com.

>>30209683
>Jobs Summit
Ah...that makes sense. I couldn't find anything on CSPAN.

>>30209683

>1 week of trading
>3.8k profit
>0.8k paid in commissions
Oh goy.

>>30210157
quit being Canadian I guess

yield climbing

what is powell doing lmao

UVXY calls right before powell started speaking was a good play.

>US10Y just spiked
Cool. Real cool. Imma buy more dip.

>>30210310
Jeez, JPow should just stop talking.

>>30210157
>Paying commissions
>$800 of them in a week
Literally how?

>>30210560
options scalping

Saudis is literally spitting on Biden

Stuffing my portfolio with TMV

>>30210560
>he doesn't have a real broker to harvest his money via fees

>>30210788
> The wealthiest royal family in the world is the House of Saud, which is estimated to be worth more than a jaw-dropping $1.4 trillion (£1.1tn). This unimaginable wealth is spread out among the vast family's 15,000 or so members.

How's theta gang holding up in these troubling times?

>>30211144
SUPERGREEN

AQN.TO and DND.TO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>30211627
> random leaf stocks
Why? Tickers without any thesis behind them are not useful.

I bought top again.

>>30211076
#SponsoredAndSupportedByWesternPowers

>>30211921
look, I only come here to get a few idiots to buy the stocks I'm buying, you can look into them if you want.

I am now officially out of cash and I am holding SOXL until it becomes green again. $37 cost average.

Anyone else hodling TQQQ? FOMO'd at 110 like the retard I am, now at 80, can't tell if this was the top or it's going to follow the same old pattern and bounce up to 120 next week or two.

>>30212632
Oh god its a black swan.

the 10 year unironically is scaring me. i didnt blink during september but now im worried

Uhhhh, how are we holding up, lads? Anyone else down 9%?

>>30212988
No one wants to buy our debt anymore it seems like

>>30213299
I'm not laughing any more

>>30213299
down 4% here. going to nab the ACEV dips, looking really hard at DDD too. not too worried
and people called me retarded for not putting more SOXL in my portfolio

>>30212762
> The event is unpredictable (to the observer)
> The event has widespread ramifications
I think it is "Yep, it is finally there, enjoy your AIDS" rather than "How could it happen?!" moment.

However, Taleb's definition is not that sound given that he treats the plague as a black swan, but does not acknowledge the pandemic as a black swan.

>>30211998
As did I friend. All I can do is hold.

>>30213299
Aaaaaaand, there go my profits YTD. Time to start day drinking and not look at my portfolio for a few months

>>30213299
Down on the day but obviously not overall since I bought much earlier. I'm considering building a rapid retard growth portfolio now when shit is crashing though, a portfolio made up of TQQQ, RETL, SOXL and WEBL

TMV comf

>>30213299
Down 40k

>>30214242
Don't day drink too much, friend. Occupy your time/mind with other productive activities so you forget about these dark days.

-5,79% today. Grateful for oil and tobacco. I know I´ve said this yesterday but WHY OH WHY Gamestop doesn´t come down?

>Manatee deaths spiking
aw :(

we're making it a yearly tradition to crash on march
now the september crash will be unexpected

If I admit I don't know anything about investing will my stocks go back up?

ACEV is teasing me. I have a buy order at $10 but it hovers at $10.01

>>30215879
I have mine at 9.99 just so I can say I got it sub 10
doubt we'll break through though

fuck this bastards! if they rlly think im so stupid to follow their links for a scam, they will fucking die from drowning in their asses
we don’t need your shitcon when we have the upcoming graphene airdrop, lol. the only legit way to get graphene is the distribution

>>30215879
>>30215913
LMAO. Now it breaks and dumps to 9.85

>>30215913
>>30215879
well tongue my anus...

>>30195759
>not widely available information
Well... good luck getting that if you're an average dude.

>>30216077
At the very least, I now have a SPAC right at the floor of $10 so I can comfy hold it through all this volatility.

>>30216208
and at the very least I can say I got it for one cent cheaper than you :)

>>30213299
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have $10k in cash(neetmode). how much should I invest?

LMAO nice ETF bro

>>30216414
1k

>>30216329
You could've bought a show breed akita puppy and still had enough left over for a VR headset with that money anon.

>>30201342
My SPACS are all down too. I lost like $700 on IPOD and they still haven't found a merger yet. They very likely won't since the merger is dependent on the stock price.

>>30216426
says a lot about...society

>>30193082

Looks like the opec induced oil dip isn't happening. Who knew saudis could be reasonable? That means I need a new short term play I can throw 6k at tomorrow. What are you guys working on?

The most important thing this dump has taught me is that smallcaps are for swinging, not longing. I was deep, DEEP green on so many smallcaps for months and it took one week for every single one to go red

>>30216426
>Top 10 holdings: Twitter, DKNG, Ford, Facebook, Amazon, Apple, AMD, AAL, Netflix, Tesla
W..why?

I hit a high of $118k this year, and today dropped back below 6 figs to $98k. It really hurts, bros. I know it will go back up eventually, but it has really affected my mood today

>>30215232
Don't worry, I'll try to multitask. I'm going for a walk now to take some photos to try to calm myself, I'll just bring a flask with me to get a head start

>>30201585
I hate being right.

>>30216273
Sucks that I'm out of cash since I bought the PIPP and ACEV dips earlier in the week.

>>30216807
Overvalued index. Really truthfully this is an index of everything you would want to short if rates rise.

Anon check this out

$MCM

Future of crypto

rate my TA from work sirs

Anyone redpill me on long term Nvidia, I bought a share at 570, and now its down to 512ish... I am afraid it was severely overvalued... but looking at their financials it seems like this year they are poised for huge growth. What is the longterm (5yrs) for this stock.

Is cloud computing predicated on gpu power for server computation? Where is server/networking hardware going, CPU vs GPU?

Look where I fucking sold

>>30207700
-27.6% for the day, was -16.7% yesterday

>>30192604
Thread theme of UVXY chads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHeMH314oAA

>>30213299

>>30217128
So since line went down and it went back up, it's going to do that again? Woah. What if other people think this too and start betting that the line will go back up, so much that if they're even slight wrong, the line will shoot down?

>even boomer hold TSM is down 7%
how long is this going to continue?

ACEV hovering at 9.85 is so fucking weird to see. Like holy shit.

Cathie lost all her gains.

where the fuck is the money going?

>>30217799
THE GLORIOUS ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!

>Boomer shit like MSFT only down 1%
Now that's comfy

Shroombros...

Is there some way to lock in rates when buying a bond ETF? When you buy bonds directly, you are guaranteed that you will receive, say, your capital plus 20% interest in 10 years.
But with bond ETFs there is no such guarantee. If the Fed decreases the interest rate on the bonds and the market dumps them at the same time you could end up with negative returns in 10 years

Nobody wants stocks.
Nobody wants bonds.
Its really Ogre this time guys.
Heading to the hills.

>>30217989
There are shroom stocks?

>>30216208
>>30216273
>>30216944
What's the appeal of SPACs _now_? I can get some ACEV, but it looks like a way to lock my cash with no growth in sight.

Never buying a tech meme stock ever again in my life. I don't even want to see them or hear about them. Just went all in on gas/oil and SQQQ and am hoping for the best now.

Sold my KTOS. Should have sold at the start.

I see no floor anywhere anymore...

>Country's stock market is soaring
>Despite relying on the US for everything
I want to pull out but almost everything is green rn

>>30218234
MMEDF is my only one.

>>30218268
>SQQQ
There might be a dead cat bounce soon so you might've fomo'd yet again at the top.

>>30218239
They're all on fire sale because everything is on fire. So buy any SPAC with a target you're bullish on, assuming you haven't already spent all your cash buying the dip and are now reduced to incoherent screaming like me

>>30218364
that's the best time to, anon

>>30218370
Ill buy it AH and EOD thanks for the tip!

>>30216162
Browsing 4chan an r/stocks unironically give you an edge, if you find that one expert guy on the topic.

>>30217142
Machine Learning relies on GPUs. ML is not as hot as it was not so long ago, but it gets more and more "boring" real-world applications.
I sold NVDA @ 610, but in your situation I would simply hold it.

>>30208907
>GUSH
Lel, looks like I bought the top. Aight.

>>30218389
~15% of my trading account is free cash, so sure, I can use it for some almost guaranteed gains, but do you expect SPACs to recover this month? I don't.

>>30218719
I don't know if anything recovers this month but at least SPACs have a floor

>>30218459
Hmmm. Thanks.

>>30218533
Wait it didn't moon another 6% in less than a trading day? Weird

De risk
De leverage
De flation
Wow the great reset was real guys but instead of some random schizo scenario where your internet meme tokens and bullions are worth anything we’re just gonna return to the norm.
Great! Thanks boomers.

Petition to alter the meaning of the abbreviation CMG, let it now stand for /catastrophic market general/. Gentlemen, place your votes or suffer even worse losses in the market.

Let's cry.
>>30219157

>>30216996
>FB
>overvalued
Literally a lower P/E ratio than KO, WMT, etc.
With 20% expected earnings growth.

>>30219218
Facebook has a trailing-twelve-months P/E of 25.29X

>>30194358
>>30195346
>>30195383
Price action is only useful when trying to correlate price moves with things going on in the real world, and then betting that they're underreacting or overreacting to the changes in fundamental value.
TA by itself is mostly bullshit. Maybe it somewhat works in obscure symbols that haven't been fully conquered by the quants yet.

>>30219383
Yes. Lower than WMT, KO and other boomer stocks with almost no growth.
Much lower than its historic average. In fact, the only year it had a lower PE was briefly in 2018. EV/EBITDA is also far below its median at this point.

>>30218268
So you sold low and bought high.

>>30220605
And he's gonna wait until the market recovers to sell SQQQ

>>30218533
>>30218975
>not shorting DRIP
it's like you don't want to profit from beta decay

>>30221069
I don't do margin. Puts were super expensive on DRIP.

Been busy at work today, how's the market doing post JP?

>>30205302
>what is the cause and effect criterion

Won’t it just come back in a couple months? Why the panic?

>>30221697
It'll go back to 2008 levels