/biz/ - Business & Finance

redditors hate him because he is disrupting the market and finally showing how the market being in-sync with twitter opinions is beyond dumb until the market itself learns this

>>30214980
>Is it just a meme or is there a genuinely good reason for hating on the guy?

>>30214980
Well he is African American

>>30214980
He's an irrelevant trust fund fugly baby , nothing to see , nothing to speak about.

>>30214980
The alt season was about to start when this retarded reddit started posting about crypto, and he keeps posting retarded shit about crypto.

>>30214980
He is the human reddit

>>30214980
The can't distinguish between scamming and meme magic. Almost nothing he presents to the public represents what he then actually does but he still uses the momentum to drive forward instead of only filling his pockets.

>>30215320
He sends shit into space on practically a weekly basis and makes one of the best cars on the market. With all due respect, what have you done?

Market manipulation via Twitter. I don't hate him but would love for him to just shut up. His stupid actions can give an excuse for the government to put more regulations for retail investors.

manipulating crypto/stock markets on the weekly, he needs to shut the fuck up and stick to sending shit in space.

all the elites are pedophiles

>>30214980
>Is it just a meme or is there a genuinely good reason for hating on the guy?

>>30214980
he talk funy and make bitcoin go down and up >:(

>>30214980
i just hate the retards that follow him and do everything he says
zealous scum needs to be purged

>>30214980
because he wants to manipulate the market by making us buy TSLA using neuralink

>hes cringe.
>im against Neuralink
>smokes pot
>SpaceX seems to be mostly staged
>brother is a huge fanboy who wont shut up about what elon's doing

I hate how much of a beta cuck he is and what he named his child that he had with a disgusting whore named grimes who's a nasty reddit slag.

Hey guys.

Can you check out Mochimo?

I have seen it posted all over but I need to know if i should get in now.

>>30215181
thing is, I just don't see onions boys loving him like this biz meme implies they do

>>30214980
Hating Elon is reddit teir & /biz/ is full of redditors after GME & now the crypto bullrun.

>>30214980
Buy buying BTC for TSLA's balance sheet, he gave every boomer that owns SPY exposure to cryptocurrency. That's the Chaddiest thing possible

>>30216242
They do nothing but suck him off. He's had a few based moments here and there but overall he's a faggot.

>>30214980
4chan thinks Reddit likes him so they have to be unique snowflakes and do the opposite of Reddit.

>>30216489
They definitely don't like him anymore. They're all seething at the fact that he is anti union and called some guy on twitter a pedophile like three years ago

>>30216489
Elon is opening the solar system to colonization, nothing is more based.

If he does build his Mars city he'll be remember for eons & will probably go down as the greatest person of our century.

>>30215577
>He

>>30214980
Plenty. He lies through his teeth about what he can do and changes the goalpost when people call him out on it.
According to his initial statements, there should be a rocket with a hundred people on it's way to Mars now.

>>30216121
where's the evidence of spaceshit being staged please some retard wont shut up about how good they are I would love some counter material to send their way.

>>30214980
He is a scammer

Retards who read too many pulp sci-fi novels as kids are now adults, and they think it's "only logical" that we move onto the starts despite our planetary civilization being incapable of even maintaining peace within fucking households.

They also didn't read enough, since they all conveniently forget that every single corporatized, billionaire-led "utopia" always ends up wildly dystopian.

>>30218319
>Update
>t. brainlet take

Anyone who says we shouldn't do the thing because of a another thing is a 80IQ retard.

>>30214980
Success breeds jealously

>>30214980
i hate him and his whole gay fucking fanbase. But mostly the fucking retarded fanbase who have to smear his pic or his tweets or his name in my face every fucking day. Look i don't mind that you suck a billionaires cock who fucks you out of your money. But i don't want to hear about it 5 times a day. thank you now fuck off

>>30218934
Life on Mars would be harsh, hellish, and brief. We simply don't have the technology at this point in time. Civilization needs an overhaul before that point. We unironically need the globohomo.

>>30220182
We choose to go Mars. Not because it is easy but because it is hard.

I wish I had the skillset to help with Mars Colony 1 and asteroid mining. I'm just a dumby though.

>>30214980
they used to love him until he tweted $50k for a bitcoin was too much

>>30215577
>Made you

>>30216803
>>30216903
Delusional, none of his innovations (ZOMG LE PIG BRAIN CHIP) are real and his retarded speculative bubble company will go belly up by 2028. Go write about how Union busting is based and redpilled and buy some more rick and morty funkopops

People are just jealous, look at him objectively and he's fucking killing it, very progressive, cares about humanity, well-rounded, etc.
>>30215261
kek

>>30214980
He's literally a fucking snake oil salesman. All hype, no real results.

>>30216241
you're actually retarded if you can't see it, reddit praised him like the second coming of Nicola Tesla

>>30221792

It's because he used his influence to pump dumb shit like DOGE because muh epic memes. It'd be like Jeff Bezos buying stock in an important emerging tech sector because that stock's ticker was BALD and he wanted a funny joke to tell on Oprah.

>>30222154
I bet you're fun at parties

>>30218934
>>30220182
>>30221190
bro, what if like we made like a Mars company

>>30214980
Grifter who should be in jail for pumping Ponzi schemes

>>30222435
At least I get invited faggot.

>>30222917
Pfffff, I bet

>>30222917
>waaaaaaaaah rich businessmen must conform to my preconception of being stuffy and boring
>waaaaaah stop ruining my worldview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nm5jl7aM08

>>30215577
Exploding rockets on launch doesnt equal sending shit to space, kek

>>30214980
The truth

>>30222917

>>30223530
brainlet take tbqh
anyone with even a little knowledge of aerospace engineering would tell you that the Starship programme has been a stunning success so far and is going smoother than even SpaceX predicted
research before showing yourself up as uninformed and find something else to attack

>>30215577
Neural link will never be a thing, SpaceX doesn't have any major accomplishments, and he's just the face of Tesla. His job is to create a cult of personality around himself and convince people to invest. Unaccomplished nerds think if they can get to Mars and start over, all of their personal failures will be erased. It's never happening.

>>30214980
Brought a fuck ton of normalfaggots into the Stock Market, Crypto and Precious Metals after the GME and Bitcoin/Dogecoin shilling. All of them more paper-handed than the fucking boomers who panic sell everything at an 8% dip
These fags are all the retarded room temperature IQ Untermensch who only got into these sorts of things because they believe in the "Get Rich Quick" and because Blue Checkmarks tweet about that shit. All of these fags are instant gratification and can't fathom the thought of having to be patient. They will NEVER make it, ever. It is their destiny to remain poor for life. Such is the fate of the Normalfaggot, they deserve it anyways.
Elon Musk killed this year's Crypto Alt-Season and is fucking up the Stock Market.

>>30214980
he looks like gabriel from legion

>>30224036
love Mars and colonising it, don't want to go there myself m8
are you, by any chance, an ethnic minority?

>>30223850
No, if it was going as well as they planned, they would be on Mars now, retard.

>>30224973
>if it was going as well as they planned, they would be on Mars now
is that so? Got anything to back that up? I take it you are a world-leading aerospace engineer, please impart your knowledge to us subhumans o wise one

>>30214980
he proposes a lot of idiotic ideas lately e.g. building a hyperloop in Southeast Florida knowing that entire area will be under water in a few decades.

This nigger is one of the richest people in the world, took my waifu, and successfully reproduced like 20 times. Why wouldn’t I hate him

>>30214980
Made everyone on social media buy crypto when he says it

good job faggots,so much for decentralized currency

I don't...

>>30225172
How about Elon himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiPJsI8pl8Q

>>30214980
Not a /biz/ thing it’s a 4chan thing, answer is simple: because reddit loves him.

Anything else anyone says is bullshit

He bought his hair, he didn't earn it like me

>>30215468
False. Elon makes clown world even more off the rails with him dumping bags on faggots like pic.

>>30216903
Like some kind of emperor?

>>30225172
Also I propose you take a look at this series for just how shitty his rockets are.
https://youtu.be/cDYt-phUAxY
And stop acting like you're hot shit, retard.

The entire market is life insurance on this man

>>30214980
I am bad luck and I will follow this man. Pray for him, because I'm cursing him :D

>>30225811
This guy is a fucking moron and I hope somebody bashes his smug face in one day soon.

>>30214980
Elon is based and anyone who disagree is a faggot

>>30215081
that's pretty based honestly

imagine being so powerful you can make bitcoin move up 20percent just because you decided one morning it would be funny

>>30225374
no-one in SpaceX other than Elon believes Elon's timelines, and even then he probably doesn't believe them himself
he's an autistic cunt be he delivers

>>30214980
I don’t actually hate him, just his fandom, so it’s fun to shit on him.

>>30225811
they won't squeeze that many people into the Starship, practicality will dictate otherwise
and stop acting like you're hot shit, retard.

>>30217860
Can't find it right now. I remember seeing some threads a couple of months ago with evidence on /pol/ though, and most of the evidence was actually quite accurate.

He's a fucking scam artist and you faggots eat up every word bc he memes sometimes. He's any other billionaire with jesus complex. He's the same as Bill Gates but instead of obsessing over synthetic beef and microchips to get the government to fund his boondoggles, hes obsessed with MUH MARS.

Where is fucking Starlink? Totally usable right?
Where is the Roadster? pre order checks cashed but nowhere to be seen
Where is the fucking cybertruck? pre order checks cashed.... not a word on where it is
Where is the fucking neuralink? Totally not a completely made up lie to gin up attention.

Then, go look at the fucking consumer reports on tesla. parts breaking, door pannel gaps an inch wide, stupid rimless windows dont seal and leak like fuck, retarded door handles freezing shut. Somehow Tesla is a 'luxury' car when the quality is garbage, the price tag is enormous, all because they got Reddit to jerk off over electric vehicles as their entire marking strategy.

Fuck all of you for making a faggot matter just bc he smoked weed once and memes sometimes on twitter. He's just another ((())) scammer faggot.

>>30215261
AND he only gets by on gibs from the government.

>>30226390
Yes, and thats exactly the problem, Elon and his shitty companies consistently underdelivers on their promises, but retards like you who adore him keep buying into his lies and pump up companies that are basically no better than their competition. Heck, usually they are worse. And the shitty narcissist Elon takes maximum advantage of it and starts company after company together with his relatives and friends and run them into the ground with loaned money (that they slowly siphon out of the companies, of course).

>>30214980
SBJ

>>30226758
I only care about SpaceX
so far the launches and landings impress me, and have delivered far more on promises than competitors or indeed the NASA/ULA shitshow which had until recently been holding everything back. Guess you're a harder guy to impress? Fair enough

>>30226647
>wow anon. source on these claims?

>>30226758
Can you post evidence for any of this?
I'm not for or against elon, i think most of his douchebaggery is just spreading disinformation to competitors but i'm on the fence as to whether or not he's "bad". (As an investment of course)
So far he's a bit volatile, his fanbase is a bit too hyper (though i understand as space agencies have been disappointing and stagnating for a long time) and i don't exactly know what he's moving towards.

>>30214980
He's an attention-seeking megalomaniacal South African con artist who diverts government funds to fuel his lame manchild projects and wont shut the fuck up about it. He also seems to attract some of the lowest worth freaks to his cultist fanbase.

>>30226647
>where are the cyber trucks
Still building the factory & hiring people. Most of Elon's speculation is BS but I unironically believe in Tesla.
https://www.indeed.com/q-Master-Scheduler-l-Texas-jobs.html

>>30227597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSUQhfYv3wc

>>30214980
King Reddit

>>30214980
>golden bull run is at its peak
>institutions are buying muh bags
>"haha bitcoin and ethereum seem a bit high lol"
>market crashes
>"crypto and scammers should get a room"
>market crashes again

This fucking retard single handedly killed the bullrun for no reason.

>>30226647
>Musk started taking checks in '08 for the model S
This is why you will stay poor. Investments take time you paper handed nigger.

>>30214980
I actually like the guy for adopting crypto, memeing on jews, and talking shit to bezos. bizlets who hate him just don't like that redd*t worships the ground he stands on.

I mean there's some questionable shit, for instance I am not getting a brain implant. But I will buy one of his mars rovers if they ever get mass produced.

>>30226527
Evidence like what? Which parts are being claimed to be staged?

>>30214980
i don't hate him, but i don't like him either
he was bullied by niggers in south africa throughout his entire elem - hs period, so much so that he had no friends and nobody liked him for being the autist to correct everyone on everything. Also his home was raided by niggers when he was young, and his father fucking killed them whilst the entire family was in the house... so no doubt he hates niggers.
He's redpilled in many aspects, but is still controlled by the elite and is watchful of what he says. He isn't the richest man like the kike media loves to portray him le irl ironmam, but think about a man with this much wealth and power still has to be careful with the things he says/does :-?
He's an investor, nothing wrong with that, but he takes credit for things that wasn't his (paypal, tesla, spacex) he just hires whatever faggots he thinks he needs for whatever bullshid project and produces utter garbage almost everytime and the skilled employees have to make up for his garbage work.
It's innovation at least, but he doesn't deserve the praise, its quite cringe