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>> No.30204520

Shorting the shit out of SOXL :)

>> No.30204561
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30204561

>CLF

>> No.30204609

This market is really gay

>> No.30204625
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Since I'm down so much today, is there anything now considerably undervalued you'd recommend me to sell all of my bags to buy into? I want to make back some of these significant losses (-28% this month right now)

>> No.30204628

Hope you bought the dip anons. Don’t want to hear about cheapies ever again after this.

>> No.30204633

>he sold an oil equity trading under book value because of OPEC
haha turns out OPEC was already priced in and it was all just FUD, who woulda thought??
you didn't sell your shares for less than what they're actually worth, right?

>> No.30204634

>>30204561

That shit bounced off 13.50 fast

>> No.30204683

>>30204561
CLF looks like death

See you under 10$ by EOM CLF bros

>> No.30204731
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GEO

>> No.30204781
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30204781

Buy this stock Moshe said!
It will tripple in a month
in stone its set
foolishly anon bought
only by evil forces to be robbed

>> No.30204784
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Oil bros we can't stop winning

>> No.30204785
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>>30204474
That is good. Emotional decoupling makes you a more rational investor and helps to buy into the red or hold good companies.

I have seen days with 5 figure losses. Seeing a day or two of -3k or so means nothing to me anymore.

>>30204733
LIES
>>30204738
YOU'LL BURN TOO!

>> No.30204786
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30204786

FUCK GREEN ENERGY

AND

FUCK JANNIES

OIL.

>> No.30204797

>>30204738
literally me the day before the crash kek

>> No.30204798

>tfw bout to get raped in the ass again

>> No.30204804
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30204804

JEROME-SAMA
BUY THE FUCKING BONDS

>> No.30204805

>Sold GUSH
Long $ROPE for me please

>> No.30204807
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30204807

>tfw only 10% of portfolio in SU

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>> No.30204820
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POV: You sold CRBP

>> No.30204837

You Will Let Them Shake You Off. You Will Let Them Take Your CRBP Bags. You Will Always Be A Little Bitch.
You Will Miss Out On What Is Going To Happen.

>> No.30204840
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>>30204489
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30204850
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30204850

Oh my fucking GOD how are you fucks not making money right now????

Feels good to be an OIL baron

>> No.30204860

>>30204625
UWMC has dividend coming up, might see a pump in the run up

>> No.30204867
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30204867

Miss me retards?

>> No.30204872
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30204872

The Jews did this to me!
They promised me riches and then took it all to Israel. May god forgive my greed.

>> No.30204878

>>30204520
Warming up Covered Calls. Good luck to you anon.

>> No.30204880
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30204880

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30204885

>>30204850
post some of your oil positions

>> No.30204888

-$700 on SOXL. IM NOT FEELING GOOD

>> No.30204894
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>>30204683

Depends on if Biden does the 2t infrastructure

>> No.30204897

>>30204820
i didnt know pajeet gay porn existed

>> No.30204898
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30204898

Jerome, come out and sing your dove song!!

>> No.30204911
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30204911

>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today
>stock plummeted to 23.27 and then went up to merely 24.84
PLTRanny are you okay?

>> No.30204912

Is it too late to sell all of these -30% bio/tech shitties and FOMO into oil?

>> No.30204914

>>30204820
Its okay, soon it'll drop right back to the price of when you shilled :^)

>> No.30204923

Post your SOXL cost basis now that we're recovering

$38 here

>> No.30204925

There's people in this very thread who sold at the bottom

>> No.30204947
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30204947

r-rio tinto will bounce back right?

T-the boomers just dumped eet cause it's dividend day.. right?

>> No.30204965

I sold friends
I held for a long time but I sold
It should unironically be the bottom now

>> No.30204968
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30204968

THEY DIDNT LISTEN

OIL BARONS WW@!?!?

>> No.30204971

>>30204820
This is what the CRBP Skype session bros looked like.

>> No.30204976

>>30204888
Did you sell?

>> No.30204981

Chance of +5% tomorrow?

>> No.30204982
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30204982

Don't hide, just buy.

>> No.30204983

>>30204850

wow a whopping 400 dollars. youre almost at mcdonalds employee wage now.

>> No.30204987

god i am the KING of leaving money on the table.
seriously gotta work on my exits but i'm such a little bitch when i see green

>> No.30204991

>>30204911
>up 5%

>> No.30205003

can we just have a comfy gains day like monday

>> No.30205017
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30205017

dating my qt coworker wasn't a mistake haha, right? It wasn't a mistake.... was it?

>> No.30205020

>>30204976
Nope.

>> No.30205025
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30205025

>oil pumping more than ever
>GTE still 20% in the red

>> No.30205027
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30205027

LOL my CLF chart looks just like the OL image

>> No.30205030

>he sold?

>> No.30205032

I didn’t make easy money whatsoever and worked my ass off for the gains I had and held strong for long term tax benefits and this is what I get. Slashing my gains everyday. Just fuck my shit up. At least I’m learning.
>Watch bonds
>Be informed about China market cycles
>Have uncorrelated assets

>> No.30205046

>>30204923
$38.31

>> No.30205047
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>>30204923
Originally 42 but now 35
I'll buy every dip

>> No.30205061
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30205061

wtf i love warrants now

>> No.30205069

>>30204923
$40 but I've still got 75% to DCA

>> No.30205073

>>30204895
Wait you mean I'm free to make gains again? If that's the case I'm going to sell all these noah's ark funds and the soxl for some good shit, you ever seen a chick suck dick for luxury campells soup? You will during the Harris administration.

>> No.30205077

Does anyone here actually have some real money in the game? People posting like sub 20k portfolios

>> No.30205075

>>30205003
if we have another dead cat bounce day i'm unquestionably selling everything

>> No.30205080

If I lose money overall in a year can I pay less taxes for being a wagie?

>> No.30205089
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>>30204991
>PLTRannies now have to cope by celebrating their meme stock not even reaching 25
How far have we come since the days of "it's never ever falling below 25, daddy Thiel won't let it happen!"

>> No.30205091
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>>30204489
Imagine not throwing money on oil when OILCHADs in /smg/ were bullish almost the entire week
TRULY PATHETIC
See ya losers

>> No.30205098

>>30205017
it really depends

>> No.30205101

Imagine not being a GUSH Chad rn

>> No.30205114

>>30205017
You finna fucked up

>> No.30205117
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>>30204983
When will you dumb trannies stop making fun of other people portfolios, I trade crypto mainly, stonks is fun money.

>> No.30205120

>>30205020
Then stop crying about unrealized losses.

>> No.30205123
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Where’s the faggot that told me oil was gonna tank today?????I want him to tongue my anus in defeat

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30205134

i didnt expect +4% today for my suncor

>> No.30205136
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30205136

STOP INCREASING THE PRICE OF MY GASOLINE OIL FUCKS

>> No.30205137

Just dropping by to remind you that GME is still $120 stablecoin.

Hope you enjoy this market, anons.

>> No.30205140

>>30205017
Would you take a shit in the kitchen?

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>>30204923
34.5. I called the bottom, got in, and made my average hard down. I sold some GUSH for it, but still got a few riding this off atm. I think the 2 dollar gain on SOXL for shares equivalent of GUSH is about the same rise in profit between them, so I don't feel bad.

>> No.30205151

WTI CRUDE ALMOST @ $65

>> No.30205152

>>30204923
45 sold at 34.88 buy high sell low boys

>> No.30205156
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>>30205101
Im in GUSH and NRGU.

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>>30205027

kek

>> No.30205159

>>30204625
If you're young, and you want to play with the market for long term I can't tell you anything specific. But I can suggest you have a variety of stock types you work with.
Foundation payouts
Cycle holds
Short plays

Foundation is a stock or two that pays a good interest rate that you can generally trust to keep honest books and is in a market that won't shut down tomorrow. These can be really hard to find, and to get them you may have to wait until they price where you find them valuable. And you have to keep reading their books to make sure the team isn't eating your value. You hold these and simply reinvest the dividends into other sectors. You can grow this as your shorter play pile grows, I find it makes me feel more comfortable having an increasing base value against an increasing play value.

Market cycle players are mid term stocks that are either coming into popularity, or experiencing a renessance in tech, and you're looking to get in and out over months to years.
Everything else is what you're seeing shilled here already.

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30205160

>People think we've unironically hit the bottom

You fucks aren't prepared.

>> No.30205166

>>30205117

>traded fun money
>posts fun money

>> No.30205169

>>30205091
Dude I literally bought $1,000 in like two hours ago. I just wish I bought more and earlier

>> No.30205181

>>30205017
>shitting were you eat for a piece of ass is likely so so.

>> No.30205188
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30205188

who else owns black gold fuck solar and fuck wind

>> No.30205190

>>30205080
you can write off $3K in losses

>> No.30205195
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30205195

I've just bought into GORO (Gold Resource) and XPL (Zinc). What do you guys think?

>> No.30205202

>>30204489
SQ buys Tidal

fuck it is turning into a shitfire, should have known Jack Dorsey would fuck things up somehow

>> No.30205203

>>30204968
BIR.TO MPC FRU.TO VLO PEY.TO here

>> No.30205205

>>30205080
Yes. having a capital loss is a valid deduction, up to $3k

>> No.30205217

Imma say it again, CPE, NRGU, GUSH, SM, RSD.A long hold.

Also SQQQ, just bought in.

>> No.30205218
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>>30205077
R8 my portfolio

>> No.30205219

Do any of you fags have long term holdings? Go look at the 5yr charts. Dips and crashes have never not recovered before. You'll be fine if you have patience.

>> No.30205222

>>30204805
NOT ME!!! All greeeeeen!!!!!

>> No.30205228
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>trannies and jannies, if i say im an oil man, you will agree

>> No.30205234

>>30204968
Incredibly based
Wish I had more capital to accumulate as much shares as you did

>> No.30205243
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30205243

>SUNCOR
>27.51+1.26 (+4.80%)

>> No.30205244

>>30205166
Seethe more tranny.

>> No.30205246

>>30205017
is she korean?

>> No.30205251

>>30204625
GEO stronk

>> No.30205252
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>>30204625
UUUU
>The stock lies in the middle of a very wide and strong rising trend in the short term and a further rise within the trend is signaled. Given the current short-term trend, the stock is expected to rise 83.47% during the next 3 months and, with a 90% probability hold a price between $8.91 and $11.45 at the end of this 3-month period.

>> No.30205254

Anyone playing immr earnings?

>> No.30205253
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>>30205188
Feels amazing man. Mining and drilling are our future

>> No.30205258
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>>30205136
OIL DERRICK GO FRACK

>> No.30205265

>>30205188
me but I own Suncor which has wind farm as a token effort and even has the name to pivot into solar energy in the future

holy shit though, a boomer stock going up +5% in one day is huge. My low IV LEAPS are printinggg

>> No.30205266

>>30204731
Cashing in on slavery. And the perverse incentive seems to high to overcome.

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>>30205228

Saved

>> No.30205269
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Could this crash today be another, more assertive, threat to JPOW before his speech today?
He didn't use strong enough words last time, so this time the warning is more clear?

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30205272

All the big dark pool flow on CRBP has March and April call expiry.

>> No.30205282

>>30204911
I own PLTR, but I bought puts because of your posts when it was $26 a week ago and sold them when it dropped to $23 and lowered my cost basis. Thanks bro

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>>30205123

>> No.30205294

>>30205244

crypto is tranny, go back.

>> No.30205295
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>>30204561
>heavily vested in 2023 CLF calls
FUCK YOU TRANNY

>> No.30205301

>>30205190
>>30205205
>12k right now
Fuck

>> No.30205308
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>Should recover next week though

>> No.30205311

>>30205246
no, half german half russian

>> No.30205316

>>30205047
I’d like to take out my frustrations of my losses by turning her hips into powder and rubber band legs walk back to my trading station relaxed

>> No.30205324

>>30204923
823 @ $40. Guess how many fucks I give? I weathered the storm with holding Amazon since IPO, I can deal with this stupid shit.

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>>30205219
Yeah im long IVV, VTI and VB

>> No.30205348

>>30205269
It's just a correction, possibly into a huge grab, depends on how much you guys see and start fighting back. The unFed operates on what the member (((banks))) return. You're being eaten.

>> No.30205357

>>30205301
You can however keep writing off your loses year after year if you don't use them all this year

>> No.30205362

PLAY FOR JPOW's SPEECH AT MIDDAY
Buy SOXL.
The boomer will say some magic words that will pump the market, but make sure you sell by EOD.

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>>30204625
CRBP

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>>30204786
HOW YOU DOIN FELLOW OILBROS?

>> No.30205374

>>30205301
It's max 3k a year, but I'm pretty sure you can carry losses over. So you can basically claim the 3k deduction 4 years in a row.

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>AMD

>> No.30205380

>>30204625
NAK is tanking right now, youmight have a shot. All the oil stocks (REI, MRO, CVX, MUR) are soaring like an eagle.

>> No.30205381

Where's that retard schizo saying trump was going to be back in office today

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well I said if I had a good day I'd order pizza but just surviving isn't a good day, I need GAINS

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>>30205282
based
I just want us all to make it (except for the CLF tranny of course)

>> No.30205398
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30205398

BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR

>> No.30205401
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30205401

>>30205027

Daily Reminder: CLF is still in the anxiety phase.

>> No.30205404

>>30205032
I hope what you actually learned is that trying to keep the genuinely small "tax break" you get for reaching long term status is retarded

>> No.30205405

Fuck GTE, is there that many whales in at such low averages keeping this shit down or what?

>> No.30205402

>>30205301
You can carry anything over $3k losses over to future years

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>>30205294
>I don’t know anything about crypto therefore I think it a scam

Is that you david?

>> No.30205423

>>30205301
it rolls over, 3k cap per year, so you accumulated 4 years worth, also any gains you make wont get taxed so just chill

>> No.30205426

>>30205369

OILY

>> No.30205428

i cant fucking believe /smg/ is making me green again.
I sold TSM and NTDOY for Suncor before the correction lol

imagine being dumb money and not being able to filter through the bullshit shills

>> No.30205438

HOLY FUCK MY COVERED CALLS ON SU ARE GONNA GET CALLED

IT'S MOONBEAMING!!!!

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>>30204982
Buying will do you no good, much like hiding.

>> No.30205452

>>30205311
you don't have to be embarassed, it's ok if she's Polish.

>> No.30205471

>>30205253
>Mining
I don't feel so good right now copper bros

>> No.30205474

>>30205362
We cannot afford to sustain the market prices while the real economy has real inflation numbers showing up.
Sorry NYC, you got a triple wammy this year.

>> No.30205478

>>30205357
>>30205374
>>30205402
Thank fuck. Gevo has me wanting to eat a slug

>> No.30205483

insane to think people are still buying GME. What realistically can push the price higher than it already is?

>> No.30205491

>>30205217
Money printer brrrr'ing
Oil shortage
Nothing at all political about thaat.

What's the petrodollar again?

Hhhhmmm, almonds activated

>> No.30205502

>Oil is the white man's commodity.

I just need steel to rally to have a fantastic day.

>> No.30205504

>>30205405
Should have done REI, MUR and MRO when it was still not too late. But it's too late to FOMO in now, especially with REI.

>> No.30205509
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Holy shit, WTI $67 by the end of the day????

>> No.30205549

>>30205091
Nigger I don't have the money right now because it's tied up in other stocks

>> No.30205554

>>30205405
GTE is great, When it was at $1 I bought 100 shares, and sold a $1 call, and took $100 cash and sold a $1 put. I'm just going to wheel this shit for a few months and see what happens.

>> No.30205560

So the Nasdaq just backtested the head and shoulders and got rejected.

I advise you all to be very careful from here as we can see another 5-10% correction and maybe go in to the 50 week moving average.

>> No.30205561

>>30205195
I have almost no reason to, but I love GORO

>> No.30205564

>>30205483
I am still w8ing 4 the crash 2 happen.

>> No.30205570

>>30205347
both IVV and VTI?

Also not interested in international? been meaning to restructure my portfolio so its not 90% fun stocks into 80% VTI, 10% cash, 10% fun money

>> No.30205585
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30205585

>>30204489
I bought 300 shares of PLTR

>> No.30205594

>>30205405
GTE is a scam stock

>> No.30205599

The losses that i'm making slowly buying dips are being perfectly balanced by my oil gains

>> No.30205607

>>30205509
i dont care about WTI mooning that high, the fact that it's solidfying above $60 is all I need to 2x my shares and 3x or even 4x my LEAPS

>> No.30205609
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shinde iru

>> No.30205616
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30205616

>>30205169
Do better next time.
Less meme stocks if there were

>> No.30205615

>>30205474
I agree with you, but we are thinking about the ultra short term here. An hourly play.

>> No.30205617

>>30205504
>REI
You think my $5 calls for june are done?

>> No.30205631

>>30205483
They do have a pretty good P/Sales. And the squeeze is still around, the number of failures to deliver is getting a steady hum.

>> No.30205647

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

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30205656

>>30205585
>I bought 300 shares of PLTR

>> No.30205657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOnA0ak4w
Sweet Dream Are Made of These

>> No.30205658
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OIL

>> No.30205681
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>>30205491
>What's the petrodollar again?
the maple dollar?

>> No.30205682
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30205682

OILBARONS

>> No.30205683
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>>30205647
OIL

>> No.30205691
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30205691

For me, it's taking so long to catch up on a thread that I reply before I realize it's way past bump and on page 10.

>> No.30205701

>>30205027
Well done fat dumbass

>> No.30205703
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I really hope no one is falling for frothy moves and volatility versus looking at trends.

>> No.30205704
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30205704

>MFW Gasoline bottomed THE DAY Biden was “elected” and has more than doubled in price since
>MFW it has no sign of slowing down
>MFW all the low IQ pools who voted for him can’t afford an increase in their living expenses

Fortunately for democrats most of their supporters are literally retarded and just blindly vote D or this could spell trouble come midterms.

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30205717

>>30205549
Cut trash stocks
If they're decent enough too bad, no green coming from oil

>> No.30205718

Good morning. I hate the nasdaq

>> No.30205728

>>30205647
Sure, buy a pitbull to guard your infants. I'm selling bandaids and funeral services, see you soon.

>> No.30205730

>>30205647
lmao please be real

>> No.30205734

>>30205594
What makes it a scam? Why is it held down like this?

>> No.30205741

>>30205647
You already said this.
GTFO for good.

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30205743

>>30205585

>> No.30205744
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>>30205681
>last time CADUSD was par/over was in the 08 crash

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30205759

Your second, and final, chance to sell was 10 minutes ago. For those of you still here: time for me to teach you a lesson...

>> No.30205762
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IT WILL BE A SORE DAY... A RED DAY!

>> No.30205764

>>30205704
At least they voted out the bad racist orange man though right?

>> No.30205766
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30205766

Is CRBP gonna moon or not wtf

>> No.30205767

>BTC goes up by 3%
>bitf flat
>BTC goes down by 3%
>bitf down 10%

Really tired of this shit

>> No.30205769
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30205769

What are some KINO movie about OIL?

>> No.30205779

>>30205504
Buy solid divy stock just as a hedge. Some oil companies are still at a good discount.

>> No.30205782

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4411310-cleveland-cliffs-reaping-benefits-of-well-timed-transformational-deals

>> No.30205785
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30205785

where should I buy in GUSH at since its dipping a bit?

>> No.30205797
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30205797

>>30205647
See you tomorrow

>> No.30205799
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30205799

SOXL

>> No.30205803

>>30205704
i didnt believe Biden was bullish for oil until January. im low IQ and fell for his lies

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30205805

>>30204947

YES.

>> No.30205809

>>30204923
39 even

>> No.30205810

Save me
I am so tired of losing money

>> No.30205817

>>30205766
lol do you still believe this

>> No.30205825
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30205825

I AM LOSING MONEY!!
I HAVE LESS MONEY THAN I HAVE PUT IN!
WHAT HAPPENED!!

>> No.30205828

Nothing makes me more upset than seeing RKT right now

>> No.30205836

>>30204520
Everything seems to recover the day shorting it seems like free money.

>> No.30205837

>>30205647
I came here from /pol/ after following the stock market hype a few weeks ago. Ever since then I haven’t gone back, and have completely grown out of my racism. I now respect black people and Jews. Thanks fellas, it’s much more comfy here.

>> No.30205846

>>30204923
32.14

>> No.30205848

>>30205779
Pro-tip, most of them are not under GUSH.

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>>30205743
>>30205656
See you in 1 month

>> No.30205867

>>30205704
Unironically saving the us oil industry who can't make profit on cheap oil. Your welcome texas

>> No.30205869
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30205869

BUY TSLA DISCOUNT

>> No.30205877

>>30205810
you could always just buy index and be a millionaire in 10-15 years

>> No.30205879

>>30205810
Steel is a good buy right now

>> No.30205881

>brent crude up 6%
>GTE down 3%
don't buy into this scam

>> No.30205883

>>30205730
go back

>> No.30205900

>>30205766
I told you to stop being an impatient faggot and stop listening to the FUD. Do your own research and learn how biopharma catalysts work.
Anyone who is scared of biopharma price action should stay away, the volatility and payoff is not for you.

>> No.30205911
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30205911

So how are those SOXL divvies?

>> No.30205922
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30205922

>Yfw I only own 2 stocks, bdrbf and borr.

>> No.30205931
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30205931

WTF IS GOING ON WITH FTCH REEEEEE

I AM FINACIALLY RUINED

>> No.30205938

>buy the dip
>its all dip
what do

>> No.30205942

>>30205272
Fuck CRBP it’s most me $14,000

>> No.30205943

Why isn't everyone 100% QYLD?

>> No.30205951

>>30205744
it was on par a couple years after 08 too because of crude oil
im a leaf and bought my Suncor shares/LEAPS in USD for this extra leverage lol

Once CAD is at parity with USD again, I'm ditching oil and moving back to other US equities. Might as well save myself the extra step of converting CAD into USD when I sell oil eventually

>> No.30205953

>>30205728
fuck pit breeds
dropkicks walk them off lead in pairs of two and are surprised when they try to bully my lab
then have the gall to act like my lab is overreacting by telling them to fuck off

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30205952

>>30205704
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR GAS AND INSULIN

>> No.30205956

Wow, todays soxl chart is sure looking a lot like yesterday's

>> No.30205965

>>30205561
It looked Solid and Zinc's past and press release lead me to believe they're strong

>> No.30205968

>He fell for the don't fight the FED meme
The FED won't save you from an epic assets bubble during a Depression that is just starting. Smart money knows that and has been cashing out for months.

>> No.30205967

>>30205938
buy again

>> No.30205991

>>30205766
No

I have resting bids @1.75. I’ll take those bags off your hands for you.

>> No.30206000

>>30205769
The BP oil spill.

>> No.30206001

>>30204968
How long you holding all that GUSH? Leveraged ETF is scary

>> No.30206003 [DELETED] 

Anon checkout mochimo. I heard they are getting huge

>> No.30206005

>>30205881
How does that even work? Too many whales and institutions keeping it down?

>> No.30206009
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30206009

Reminder selling naked calls on shit stocks is literally no risk free money. Wish I had started doing this sooner.

>> No.30206008

>>30205877
ITS IS ALL BIDEN'S FAULT

>> No.30206011

Did you enjoy the tech bubble while it lasted, anon?

>> No.30206014
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30206015

>>30205853
screenshotted
it'll be 18-20 in a month
at best

>> No.30206019

Wti just hit daily movers status in 30% up and going

>> No.30206026
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30206026

GUSH or NRGU?

>> No.30206031

Carefully waiting for the oil euphoria to peak, that's when i'll buy drip

>> No.30206033
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This is the most volatile shit I've ever seen

>> No.30206036
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>>30204489

I'm an oil man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per days.
I like to think of myself as an oil man. And as an oil man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now this work that we do is very much a family enterprise.
I -- I work side by side with my wonderful son H.W. I think one or two of you might have met him already. I encourage my men to bring their families as well.
Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children; children means education.
So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little /biz/.
These children are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things.

>> No.30206043

>>30205952
Russell 2000 making a bee-line for hell.
Even Florida has less Unemployment than New York.
#Winning

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>>30205295
as is your fate investing in tranny steel HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.30206066
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>>30206026
I hold both. They're both amazing.

>> No.30206065

>>30204872
I've got some bad news about how your taxes are spent.

>> No.30206071

>>30205942
Kek, CRBP is a fantastic stock with huge upside potential, an upcoming catalyst month, and yet you lose money on it.

"The most important lessons in life are simple yet difficult to execute. In trading, consistency is the key. A systematic trading approach, a thorough understanding of the limitations of that approach, and the tools used to build trading systems can help you be more successful and constant. You must be consistent to trade well. You must be able to execute your plan or the plan has no meaning."

Faith, Curtis; Faith, Curtis. Way of the Turtle: The Secret Methods that Turned Ordinary People into Legendary Traders (pp. 230-231). McGraw-Hill Education. Kindle Edition.

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>>30205767
I'm holding these @7.6 bags at least till the uplisting bump

>> No.30206086

>>30206026
Borr and bdrbf

>> No.30206089

>>30204981
very low

>> No.30206099
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30206099

>OPEC+ agrees to keep output flat through April

>> No.30206102

>>30205968
>smart money
what the fuck do you even mean when you say this?

>> No.30206106

>>30205704
OH LAWDY WHO GON TAKE CARE OF MUH KEEEIDS

>> No.30206118

>>30205136
Buy about as much in oil stocks as you usually spend on gas in a year. If oil prices go up, you can pay your gas via your oil gains. If it goes down, you also end up saving on gas, and thus get to use the savings to buy more oil. You can do the same for a lot of things, e.g. trade NQSALMON and buy salmon to feed yourself in the same way.

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>OIL skyrockets 5% as OPEC+ agrees to keep output unchanged

>> No.30206121
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The market's not crashing, why is this trending?

>> No.30206136

>>30206071
I’m still holding I’m just salty that I bought the top

>> No.30206144

>>30205769
There Will Be Blood of course

>> No.30206156

you know when boomer investing is back when good ol' KO is back

>> No.30206159

>>30205953
If you're not lying, I'd carry a gun. If they go frenzy, they'll go after everything that isn't their pack. But that was the point of the statement.

>> No.30206174

>>30205769
Hurt Locker

>> No.30206195

New

>>30206167
>>30206167
>>30206167
>>30206167

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>>30206066
>>30206086
I'll put 3k in each of them then

>> No.30206206

>>30205077
I've got about 100k in, but compared to some people I've seen on here, even that's considered a paltry amount.

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>>30206099
hi su bro glad you're back on the train

>> No.30206226

>>30206195
kys

>> No.30206229

>>30206118
That's kind of an interesting concept, anon. Thanks.

>> No.30206232

>>30205943
Are they the ines who pay ridiculous high divvy’s and have tax benefits?

>> No.30206233

>>30206026
Neither at this point. Look through their holdings and buy a few of the companies yourself.

>> No.30206246

Put most of the cash I pulled out of tech into oil this morning. Feels good to be an oil chad. Pumping pure money out of the ground, no crazy valuations needed. And FAT divvies.

>> No.30206252

>>30206121
Because GME fags just started trading a month ago so -1% on the Nasdaq means the world is ending.

>> No.30206254

>>30204923
37.91
Bought the bottom on Monday at 38, then again yesterday at 35. Out of cash today or I'd average down more.

>> No.30206260

>>30205398
*Nervous laughter*
*Tom getting cucked by siobhan intensifies*

>> No.30206266

>>30205252
stockinvest.us also lists GME as a buy candidate. It's an algo that can be pretty retarded kiddo.

>> No.30206282

>>30206136
Makes sense that you bought the top, I think what really screwed over people is that I started shilling CRBP almost right before a goddamn dudeweed legalization frenzy in the market, with TLRY and SNDL among other names skyrocketing. CRBP is a cannabis sympathy play so it had a "fake start" where it pumped hard for a couple weeks and it had people buy into it at super inflated prices.

But CRBP is not over and the catalysts are nothing to do with pot legalization, its about their lenabasum drug trials and Kaken Pharma commercialization announcements.

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>>30206195
> 300>posts
kys

>> No.30206300
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30206300

Do I sell aqb for 40% loss? Or hold for it to recover

>> No.30206317

*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30206324

>>30206226
after you tranny

>> No.30206338

>>30205570
No, USA is where its at.
All the pros say you need some emerging markets, but they've been saying that shit for years and theyre either down or crabbing while US markets have surged. My dad was bragging about his BABA until he lost 30% on it lol. That being said, I own some OBOR in Robinhood.

VTI was supposed to be less volatile than IVV, but in hindsight i should have just gone all in on IVV. Not wanting to realize capital gains is why i still have it.

>> No.30206340

>>30206159
cucked western country can't even carry mace

is there some material on frenzy you'd recommend?

>> No.30206362

>>30206121
>businesses
Pronoun game.

>> No.30206365

>>30205779
Yes, I am keeping some of my shares at a sell-order too at a price higher than I bought in. So that it doesn't get borrowed.

>> No.30206372

>>30206195
Early faggot. Back to speddit and get attention because you have you can’t wrap your brain around a concept because you like feeling good over people giving you their interest. Tranny.

>> No.30206395

>>30206102
Smart money invests when prices are absurdly low and sell their bags to retarded money (a.k.a. retail investors) who will buy at any price

>> No.30206401
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>>30206252
But even GME is only down a few dollars.

This seems fishy.

>> No.30206413

>>30206300
Stock? I'd hold. Else sell. No idea what brought you to buying mutant fish.

>> No.30206419

>>30206005
GTE was part of a huge "artifical" penny pump in early february, it hit a ton of stocks under a dollar all at once and seemed to be a direct follow up from the GME fun. basically it went up too high too fast for reasons unrelated to the stock so naturally it had to come back down

>> No.30206420

>>30205404
I learned that the hard way, too. It's a meme created by Wall St. that wants more victims in the market to unload onto.

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>>30206287
Hm honest mistake I thought we are over 300

>> No.30206433
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30206433

>>30206033
Wow so volatile

>> No.30206470

>>30206340
aren't pitties banned in oz?

>> No.30206481

>>30206300
Just hold for 20 years to recover 20% of the loses bro. Zoom out and tell me that graph looks good

>> No.30206486

is CLF tranny bankrupt yet?

>> No.30206492

>>30205560
Stop dont curse it

>> No.30206513
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30206513

the fact that barely any anons post about oil make me feel so comfy with my large ass $XOM holding thinking about adding some $LMT

>> No.30206539

>>30206470
im next door

>> No.30206574

>>30204923
>now that we're recovering
lmfao the cope

>> No.30206580

>>30206001
Im gonna hold through the end of the year personally

>> No.30206589
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Uh guys...SOXL isn't going up any more...

>> No.30206597

>>30206513
>the fact that barely any anons post about oil
First day here?

>> No.30206636

>>30206229
For bonus points, a way to trade it is to perform the currency <-> stock/index derivative conversion anytime you make the corresponding purchase such that your overall balance is always correct. It also allows you to free cash to buy more when there are deep corrections if you like. For example, you refuel for $20 worth of gas, and your correspondence level was $15 for that much gas, so you sell $5 worth of the stock/derivative. Later, you refuel for $15 worth of gas, while your basis for that much gas was $30, so you buy $15 worth of stock/derivative. The alternative is rebalancing against your balance sheet at regular intervals using your average expenses. The caveat of the approach I mention first is that prices of the underlying and of the providers does not have an immediate influence on the price of the product you consume, sometimes it takes a few months before the effect is visible at your end.

>> No.30206653

>>30206589
Oh wait it's...never mind. I thought it was going up for a second.

>> No.30206676

If I have ~5k sitting in a brokerage and I may need it in <1 yr, but not immediately, is there any safe ETF or something I can just buy and forget until I need to cash out? Something like 6-9% APY would be fine. I just don't want it sitting there losing value 'cause of le epic QE

>> No.30206681

Oil Barrons WW@?

>> No.30206690

So tempted to buy into Cielo at a dollar

>> No.30206708

>>30206300
Hold until ~march 11 where they should do their earnings call. Check what the earnings say.
>no news on Farm 3
>no news on sales
Dump.
>less-than-great news on Farm 3 and no sales news
Dump, perhaps waiting a minute for the price to pump a little
>fantastic news on Farm 3 and/or sales news
Buy more to reduce your cost basis.

>> No.30206726
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30206726

>>30206513
dumbass, we've been discussing oil heavily since january. Before january, oil was admittedly a shitty value trap with too heavy of an opportunity cost but now it's so obvious with crude oil where it is

>> No.30206759

>>30205647
This but 2 years salary

>> No.30206763

>>30206340
Something very sharp that can cut the cheek muscles to permanently release the jaw when they bite down. This won't be easy, because most idiots train the dog to shake, which is also a native instinct for small prey. And there's a good chance you won't get all of them cut, and that you'll have to fight the owner for saving your dog's life, if not your own.

>> No.30206817

>>30206433
with the amount of money invested in the SPY, I would say that yes, half a percent can be considered volatile. You know I'm right if you look at how overpriced the options premiums are.

>> No.30206935

>>30206597
no most people talk about penny stocks like the salmon meme and other bullcrap since they are to poor to buy stock that are worth more than 10$
>>30206726
yeah value trap my ass cathie woods is getting the rope she is a kahba after all

>> No.30207001

>>30206340
Also, you should take a look through some web images of pit skulls, so you know where to place the knife. And don't expect the dog to stop attacking, it is unlikely to understand on the first release, and will likely still have some function.

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avg cost of SOXL 40.4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30207097

>>30206676
You might aa well leverage spy x2

>> No.30207108

>>30206935
>salmon meme, a $10 stock
>somehow is a penny stock
>somehow talked about because people can't buy a $10 stock
are you high as kite or high as hindenburg?

>> No.30207134

>>30206763
>>30207001
thanks anon I realise I should be doing a lot more to protect myself and my lab
looks like it's $2k to carry a multi tool if you are too stupid to have a reason prepared

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30207179

>>30206681
Today is a great day

>> No.30207204

>>30206676
there is no perfectly safe investment besides bonds. I can recommend some mutual funds for you, but honestly you should just DYOR and put it in one you believe in.

>> No.30207217

>>30206726
The real difference is beijing biden. He's already bombing syria, blocking energy independence projects, and shafting israel, all of which is ridiculously bullish for saudi oil.

>> No.30207224

>give up on rkt and move what I have left to soxl cause you fuckers wont stop talking about it
>it tanks even more than rkt today

>> No.30207235

SKT

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>>30205647
I kinda hope this is real but even if it isn't, thanks for the chuckle Anon

>> No.30207363

>>30205647
i love this pasta, fresh and delightful

>> No.30207370

>>30207217
How is Biden messing with Israel exactly?

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30207400

AM I DOING IT RIGHT /biz/?

>> No.30207458

>>30207224
so you completely ignored oil which had far better risk-reward?

>> No.30207485

>>30206118
Petrobras, Dominion and Valero are divys anons can still get into.

>> No.30207508

>>30207108
it's still a small cap stock everything under 1B is a penny stock for me.

>> No.30207611

>>30207134
I can't believe your neighborhood doesn't have leash laws. As much as I hate mercs, I'd enlist the cops in this case. Getting mauled because of idiots isn't an acceptable outcome, and you're clearly unable to properly respond. Lay out the case, explain that this is repeated offense, and you've seen the animals getting aggressive in multiple occasions. Contact the office everytime this instance happens. Record it if you can.
Call the emergency number on the spot if they're rowdy and you feel personally threatened.

>> No.30207645

Wonder how many millionaires are actually lurking here on this site.

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>>30207508
Go back.

>> No.30207670

>>30207400
depends on what you're trying to do

>> No.30207707

>>30207370
By employing 10 of their citizens in the US Cabinet? He could have had more.

>> No.30208137

>>30207370
He refused to call them for over a week after becoming president while calling everyone else and was talking about denying plans trump made to give israel even more money.

>> No.30208164

>>30207670
make money
Honestly im buying oil stonks long term since pre-coof prices are still far away
I keep wanting to buy today but the damn price keeps increasing
Wanted to buy shell but im out of money

>> No.30208219

>>30207508
That's a nice backpedal anon.

>> No.30208292

>>30207645
We have a few /smg/ millionaires and a few more crypto millionaires among others.

>> No.30208480

>>30208292
Fair. Wonder how many made the money elsewhere and just decided "Yeah, I'll hang out on 4chan."

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30208621

>>30207645
There's like 4 different ones that lurk this general that I can think of and a bunch of crypto millionaires. There used to be 5 millionaires here, but you know. heh

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>>30207400
>IQ Edge
nice
You need to add HMJI.TO when it dumps.

>> No.30208927

>>30208480
One of the /smg/s made the money by betting on soxl, another did options, and another meme stocks as I recall. Crypto are basically kids who mined or invested a lot into early crypto more than anything. There is at least one millionaire boomer who keeps pretending he's a stock genius despite never having made any real money in stock because "look at me I'm rich so I know better, ugh you younguns no respect for your elders, back in my days!!1".