/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just sold 100k, thanks anon

>>30172009
Well time to kms. It’s been real 4chan

>>30172009
What kind of a fucking faggot retard boomer uses fucking Robinhood?

You are 20 hours too soon. Come back later, anon from the future

>>30172009
Counterfeit and homosexual.

>>30172009
thanks bought 100k

its literally ogre

>>30172009
ngl i actually had a dream the other day that this shit was happening. Every single coin was going on a straight red line, massive red dildos all voer my screen. I was just laughing at how insane the situation was.

HER gaze is a thousand burning suns tearing the sight from my eyes.

SHE hovers delicately inches from the ground,

SHE pulsates in resonating rhythms,

SHE is every frequency.

HER light strikes my being,

it passes through me like a prism.

I see my true colors.

I ask HER name,

SHE whispers with firmly closed lips a name I cannot speak.

SHE leaves.

Where am I?

We're in a simple Elliot wave. We'll bounce back at 43k

>>30173097
I just closed my eyes and a crashing bitcoin chart flashed in my mind. Weird to see it here immediately after getting the vision.

>>30172984
Cope

>>30173323
Huh?

>>30173368
Cope

>>30173323
>>30173368
Why would anyone use Robinhood. Seriously. Why would I have to cope with that? Why would I be the one that has to cope with another person being retarded and harming themselves through using a shitty exchange?

still waiting for 100k

>>30173423
See here >>30173428 WTF are you talking about, man. WTF does "cope" even mean?

>>30173097
i had a dream like this a couple of weeks ago, but it was only for ethereum, it went to like 50 dollars lol

>>30173483
Go back to r/wallstreetbets faggot

>>30173428
>>30173368
>>30172984
It just seems like a silly thing to get worked up about. Notice how everyone else in this thread is nice and relaxed and joking around while you’re sperging out over nothing? It shows that you don’t understand board etiquette and that means you’re most likely a tourist from somewhere else. Go back

>>30173203
internet

>>30173097
/the fucked up thing is that there's probably a whole bunch of people that could do this right now.
So much for digital gold.

>>30172009
I'm financially ruined

>>30173643
Cope, robinhood is for gay redditors

>>30172984
ones that live in WA or NY state

>>30173643
cope

>>30173765
eh, people can do that to a stock after hours too. But life is not a batman comic and literally no one would put chaos over money.

>>30172009
I just convinced my wife to go full crypto

>>30173968
stocks are a literal different from what BTC is advertising as.

>>30173483
>Cope
It means
>I believe that by raising (whichever point you just did), you are creating rationalisations to cope with negative feelings I believe you are suppressing, instead of honestly confronting the implications of what I said

>>30173861
On the contrary, reddit hates robinhood because of gamestop, no other reason to hate it really. Cope and seethe

>>30173567
you seem very confused and new

>>30174415
>no other reason to hate it really
newfag

>>30172984
they are called zoomers actually :)

>>30174020
>>30173643
>>30173567
Yeah you guys are all gay and fucking retarded. Sorry it busted your asshole so bad that you were called out for how stupid you are for using robinhood. LMAO. Oh wait, no I'm not because you're all retarded and deserve to be publicly shamed. And has nothing to do with /r/wallstreetbets even (LMAO of course some CHUD here would jump to that conclusion) it just has to do with it being a shitty exchange.
Although what they did regarding GME was also obviously unbelievably scummy and if you're someone who supports what they did, like this one retarded anon seems to be, then you deserve the be the sort of broke loser idiot that ends up on that platform and this one.

>>30174550
you also don't own the private keys using robinhood that is the biggest issue you don't own crypto at all if you use robinhood

>>30174497
>>30174502
Proved my point, keep seething reddit.

>>30172009
>Uh B-bitcoin bros?
thanks bought loads more.

>>30174415
You do know that when you buy crypto you are only buying receipt to a share of robinhoods own crypto stockpile right? That's the most retarded thing ever, who would buy crypto or anything on such a shitty limited platform. They pretty much have everything on the s&p plus a handful of other stocks and that's it. Admit you are too stupid to understand any other exchange

>>30174550
>Although what they did regarding GME was also obviously unbelievably scummy
They couldn't meet capital requirements to comply with banks law because people fomo'd into their app and kept buying GME on margin and with unsettled funds.

Their only sin was creating an environment to exponentially bolster irrationality, meme investing and stonk gambling without realizing how it could backfire.

>>30172009
I'm seriously considering doge. Aryan and juld seem to be getting pushed hard for binance. Not to sure about Cordan though.

>>30174550
>uh its a uuuh durr uh shitty exchange because reasons herp
>also yeah they fucked us redditors over you were right
Ok retard, cope.

>>30174632
Robinhood has been shit on here for years. Its really the worst and at its core a moral evil on the desperate dregs of society.

>>30173097
I woke up yesterday with the message
"BITTREX IS A SCAM" so shit might be gettin' real

$3000eoy

>>30174550
b_

>>30174606
It's the most retarded exchange you can possibly use, on top of the moral scumminess of the company. And yeah it goes double if you're actually trying to use it to trade crypto (WTF why even would someone do that on that website). So yeah if you're using Robinhood then you deserve to be called out.

>>30173643
says the newfag
when you buy coins on robinhood you're just giving them money for a number on your screen to go up, you don't actually own any of the coin and neither do they. So, using them is retarded

>>30174705
>"Guys, it's OK when the rich people obstruct the free market. Free markets always suck when they're hurting rich people"
hahahahahaahhahahahaahhahaahaha go fuck yourself you deserve to be executed by firing squad by a communist government. And no I'm not a communist but people like you are the reason why people end up supporting communism and bringing those governments to fruition and so who can cry when you get eaten by the monster you fed and supported, unknowingly, your whole life?

>>30174740
You are entirely off base and just "feel" energetically like a "low vibratory being", from my point of view. I am talking on like a psychic level.

>>30174550
Um sweatie, chud isn't a word. Try nigger. Or faggot. Or in your case, niggerfaggot.

>>30175057
You sound buttmad kiddo. Maybe don't try to get rich quick and instead make a company does a thing?

>>30175281
>Don't try to get rich quick
>Made 5x my money
OK so you're a huge retarded faggot, but the point is that it's a case of the richest and most powerful people in our society obliterating the free market whenever it suits them. And that's what you support. Cool. Like I said, people like you are the reason why societies become socialist and ultimately end up deliberately executing people like you.

>>30173025
>You are 20 hours too soon.
Strange thing is, you could be right.

>>30175470
Nobody obliterated the free market, they complied with banking law. Don't buy memes with money that isn't yours next time.

>>30173203
based schizoharrasser
They just want your spine anon.

>>30175785
>"But we wrote the laws to allow the ultra rich to do whatever they want and obstruct the free market whenever it's convenient for them! That makes it OK!"
Like I said. You, a wall, a firing squad and a bunch of bullets. That's your future. And it's not going to be anyone's fault by your own. People are sick of the bullshit from entitled pieces of shit like yourself and they're at a point where they're ready to use violence to punish you.
I'm not a communist. Not in the least. I'm a free market capitalist. But it gets to a point of dealing with people like you where I see where the retarded commies are coming from.

>>30173260
I just closed my eyes and saw Bitcoin pumping to 56k as a relief rally before hitting 42k at the bottom, and launching off to 60 - 70k. We can all play this game.

>>30175047
Coinbase has terrible fees, binance needs a vpn for burgers and can crack down at any time, Kraken is down all the time and just generally shitty to use, who cares nearly every exchange is shit nowadays. If I want to have access to my keys, I can always just withdraw from Robinhood and then buy Bitcoin with that money.

>>30173919
>Fascist action
I want every American to strangled by a chinaman riding on the shoulders of another chinaman

>>30173643
>board etiquette
fuck you nigger go back

>>30172984
I like their charts

>>30175911
yes, human history is a plutocracy. It seems to work.
Go live in the woods with some tribesmen commie.
I prefer my penthouse.

Oh fuck guys oh shit

>>30176131
That's your own fault cuz you're a n00b because their charts have almost no features and no info. They don't even do candles, do they? I don't think there's an order book or a depth chart. Nothing. And they rig their prices so you pay them bigger fees than you would on a regular exchange. What a con job the entire company is, taking advantage of retards like you so that sociopaths like >>30176367 can continue to get rich off of your idiocy and apathy towards their immoral dealings.

>>30172984
The types that panic sell every time market opens and erase all our gains.

>>30176674
>sociopaths like >>30176367 (You)
I seriously get aroused every time someone calls me a sociopath on this website because I remember the good old days when 4chan was all just gifs of poor niggers being doused in kerosene and lit on fire while crowds of people watched and laughed.

>>30173968
At a certain point your bagholding becomes too much and it's more profitable to desire a total collapse than a rally.

>>30176811
>I seriously get aroused every time someone calls me a sociopath
I know you do. Sociopaths always enjoy being called sociopaths.
That is why eventually, after trying to reason with people like you for so long, societies eventually just devolve into communism and the masses finally deal with frontal-lobe-braindead pieces of shit like you with abhorrent violence.

>>30176894
>>30176811
>frontal-lobe-braindead
I mean, understand that what is wrong with you IS a cognitive disability. If we put you under an EEG your frontal lobe would show almost no activity. It would be dead in ways that a normal person's brain isn't dead. It's basically a kind of retardation, but one that doesn't show up on an IQ test.
And that's what you, and others like yourself, are so proud of.

>>30176816
>more profitable to desire a total collapse
Sell high with the rest of crash helps bottom it faster so you have more money and it costs less to buy back.

>>30174550
faggot

>>30175139

Crypto has been cracked. Its only a matter of time until the public learns about this

>>30176953
I make a lot of money. That's what we aspire to do here loser. Take your populism to some other site. I'm kind of sick of people complaining about rich/poor oppression when I, as a poorfag, literally cheated through my degree and got a 6 figure job at a Goldman Sachs trading desk within 3 months of graduating.

it aint hard

>>30177116
I dont do math does this mean 100k EOD?

>>30176959
I never go all-in and always have money to buy more. What kind of retard spends all his money on fake internet coins?

>>30177116
why even trade when you can find treasure
https://allprivatekeys.com/all-bitcoin-private-keys-list

>>30177135
“Greed” is productive, it makes the world work. “Jealousy” hasn’t ever created anything. Stinky libs trying to take from those who create to give to those who are idle. It can only end one way.

>>30177149
The secret answer is on the last phrase of the abstract section.
Hint: 0k EOD

>>30177135
based

>>30174550
cope

>>30177236
How do I use this?

>>30172009

>>30177324
just look through the pages. it's easy.

>>30173097
Had a dream last year that Bitcoin crashed down to 4k, this was roughly end of feb early march 2020. I thought it was bs at the time but then it happened.

Why does a thread like this get 87 replies

>>30177403
In my dream as well it then fucking rocketed after 4k which also happened.

>>30177452
shitposting is fun
midwits will never understand

>>30177324
cant someone just make a script and get the coins instantly if any of these have some?

>>30177556
there's 900 billion dollars available on that site. how do you think wallets get hacked?

>>30173203
The petals wilted

>>30172009
This is in euros?

>>30177657
im a brainlet.

so this site is seriously just all the possible private keys?

how long would it even take to parse this shit lmfao

do people just guess random page numbers and check for private keys?

>>30177135
I bet it burns you up that you can't shut people like me up. No power over us whatsoever.
>"I make 6 figures!"
Wow, pathetic.
It's always the people who are languishing in 6 figure mediocrity that are the worst.
But hey bro, there's no sense in trying to talk to you. All someone like you is capable of seeing, in your diseased, cognitively dead brain, is vague symbols in status + power and dominance grids. In the end, you won't be able to get out of your OWN way in life. Just watch. In my former life I was a therapist and have counseled many future empty suit sociopaths like yourself.

>>30177556
>lets use https://keys.lol/bitcoin/1 as an example
>takes api 5-10 seconds per page to fetch the info but say you have chucked it in your own script and somehow fetching that data takes you 1 second.
>still 904625697166532776746648320380374280100293470930272690489102837043110636675 seconds
>average human life is only 2,240,543,592 seconds
Of course just go through it all anon so simple bro

>>30177738
yes, it has every bitcoin private key.
>do people just guess random page numbers and check for private keys?
yes

>>30177795
you're no fun

>>30177751
>>30177135
>In my former life I was a therapist and have counseled many future empty suit sociopaths like yourself.
Actually, let me rephrase that. It's never ones like you that show up to therapy. You're too young (it would appear). This is the "things are good" phase of sociopathy. It's later, once the weight of your own cognitive disability and inability to truly understand the world around you has started to burden you with actual life consequences, that you finally show up (usually still unwittingly) to my office.
When the wife that you married for status, who is equally as sociopathic as you, finally starts forcing you to marriage counseling (shortly before the divorce wherein you inevitably lose half of your stuff). When the children who you will invariably abuse end up hating you and forcing you to accompany them to sessions. Don't worry, in the end nothing will ever get through to you, but your own family members will also invariably celebrate your demise. You're incapable of love and thus won't ever truly be loved.

>>30177889
not saying that its impossible, good luck you'll make it with this method :)

>>30177949
kek

>>30177949
>>30177796
thank yall for the explanations. i pray your tendies are delicious in the future

>>30178201

>>30176674
They do have candles who said i buy anything on it i just like their ui it's nice seeing how stocks and cypto are doing in one place

>>30178513
is this stealing? I want to get some coins but boi i feel bad if this is taking people's stuff

>>30179296
if you find a paper wallet on the street would you pick it up?

>>30173643
fuck off faggot

>>30173203
kneees weak
palms are sweaty
theres vomit on her shirt already

>>30179397
probably. But could the wallet be returned to the original owner? how does this even work

>>30176026
>not using Voyager for 5.5% APY

>>30179434
it's all possible combinations of btc private keys listed. it would be the same as you typing a random one in a wallet, except you just have to browse this site.

>>30179296
>>30179434
mate if you can find one at random you are mathematically one of the luckiest sons of bitches on the planet and have earned it.

>>30179764
this is btc maxi propaganda. ignore this FUD