/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30174391
two chicks at once

>>30174391
I'd just dump it in the stock market and live off the interest/capital gains

rape business

>>30174462
I want to do this with a third, buy a house with a third and start a business with the final third

>>30174391
A brothel with only big rotted thick thighed, pretty faced, WOMEN.

None. Starting and running a biz is a lot of headache trust me. Been there done that

>>30174498
Yea Basically this
>>30174530

>>30174391
Braaaaap barns

>>30174541
What biz were u in frend?

>>30174391
The first thing I would do is freak out, becuase I use to have $2M. Where the fuck did my money go?!?

>>30174630
fpbp

>>30174391
I'd start a business where people pay to just break shit, get all their anger and aggression out in physically satisfying destruction. A therapy center for adults to just have total meltdowns in a safe environment. Unironically think society needs it

>>30174391
businesses I'd personally start (with two chicks at the same time); special wood crafts/home decorations with cute/witty phrases on them for an affordable price and American made. Then after that I'd make a series of restaurants specializing in good honest food made with quality ingredients. BBQ rib/meatloaf joint with REAL meat at an affordable price. Then if all of that went well start dabbling in indie video game design

A bakery. It's what I want to have as a business when I decide to retire at least.

>>30174929
Wholesome

Chemicals and plastics.

>>30174391
i would start an onlyfans page and masturbate my own anus with a cucumber and luxurious cream rich butter

>>30174734
dont we have those already?

>>30174853
Nice, I think the woodwork especially is a great business idea

>>30174391
three chicks at once

Something in the sex industry. Strip club and get the girls to perform on a website too.

I’d rent creative spaces for onlyfans girls. Sanitize their dildos and vibrators. Provide plan b, rubbers, covid rapid testing, urinalysis, etc.

profesional rapist

>>30174630
Brapsed and brapilled

>>30174391
Ammunition. Small pistol. Small rifle.

Only 1 Million? Doesn't go far.

I would start a competing channel to Linus Tech Tips and shit talk them constantly.

Or maybe start a foundation for a BSD fork that does UNIX on the desktop right for once.

>>30175434
This is a really good idea. I live in a college town so I'm sure lots of girls here are on OF or want to try it. It's also a very affordable flyover town, renting a building would be cheap. I might look into your idea.

>>30174734

>>30174391
I’d open up a cabana. 20s-40s themed with a dress code a big band playing every night no phones allowed and Art Deco architecture and decoration. I’d want it to be like stepping into a time machine and enjoying a night back in time

1 million dollars isn't enough to start any kind of interesting business, so I woudnt start anything.


Well maybe i'd go to SEA and start a coffee shop on some nice beach

>>30174391
Probably an fraudulent art business where I get junk from Africa and try to resell it as priceless foreign art.

Why would I start a business, I have a million dollars

>>30174441

Asian blowjob school

NEET inc
I'd be a sole trader

NEET YouTube channel where I just dab on wagies everyday and chronicle the freedoms of NEETdom.

>>30174391
A mass debating analyst therapist

haha, nice trashtalk
my broz will never go for this scam on 4ch
we are not a retards

>JULB -all on farming on Jul and JustLiquidity trading

>>30175154
Ya it’s called chimping out and race riots but unfortunately it is only accessible by niggers

The business of putting it all on bitcoin and cashout at 200k

suck this bastards! if they do think im so stupid to follow their links for a scamshit, they will defin die from drowning in their asses
we don’t need your shit when we have the upcoming graphene distribution, lol. the only legit way to get graphene is the airdrop

suck this bastards! if they do think im so stupid to follow their links for a scamshit, they will defin die from drowning in their asses
we don’t need your shit when we have the upcoming graphene distribution, lol. the only legit way to get graphene is the airdrop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!******

>>30174391
A gym that uses adult sized playground equipment. Waivers out the ass to get in.

>>30174630
based

>>30174391
High class brothel is the only real answer.

>>30174734
I would invest in this

>>30177218
>>30177174
>>30177273
MUMBAI GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>30174391
Self employment business. I pay myself salary and build stuff hired by me planned by me and enjoy.

>>30174391
Cheap ass food for wagies too lazy to make themselves even if they know it's cheap and they could make it themselves. Roasted veggies, pan seared pork, grilled cheese, instant ramen with extra shit, rice and deenz, baked potatoes, hash browns, boiled egg, stuff like that. Thin margins on each sale but I'd want to undercut fast food and capitalize on the lazy.

>>30174391
If I had a spare million I'd start a duct shop and outcompete my former boss. Though sounds like it's redundant, place is shuttered now.

>>30175287
I've thought about it a lot, it's definetely an untapped market especially if properly done. I've got an art/crafty GF so she likes making things, I just have to learn on my wood widdling/carving skills.

>>30179130
My grandparents used to make that kind of thing and they sold them at shows & fairs. Once my cousin put them online they started selling really well. It was more like wood carvings of farm animals and some sayings painted on them. Well-crafted. But my grandpa died and my grandmom has been quite depressed about it.

>>30174391
Start a porn production in some 3rd world asian country

>>30175154
yes ive seen them advertised somewhere https://www.rageindustry.com/

>>30177121
Masterbating anal rapist?

>>30174391
I think it would be comfy to own a gas station in a nice part of town.

>>30180181
Well people always say, find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life

A coffee and cake shop, so I could have free coffee and cake, obviously. Of course a nice elderly lady would run the shop and call me sir.

Or possibly something to do with illegal militia's. Tough call.

>>30174391
I unironically would buy Rubic

>>30174734
these already exist and they do nothing for, if anything exacerbate, peoples anger issues.
look up 'rage room' in your area. theyre gay.