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Ass poop penis dick

>>30138041
You can stab niggers with it

>>30138041
You're a fag if you don't buy this pen

infinite knowledge sir

>>30138041
so i know the 24 words of the genesis wallet, just 100billion for you, well for this Pen obv. as you probably want to write it down.

>>30138173
fuck. market buying 100k pens

>>30138041
'tiz blue n shit

How will you ever get a harem of big tittied emo cosplaying girls if you dont even own one pen. Pathetic.

>>30138041
deflationary, non fungible, physical asset, access to days worth of arbitrary writes

you can put it in your ass and score dubs and extract highly valuable insider information

>>30138041
Why would you want this pen? Its a piece of shit.
Now lets go snort a line of blow and have a few shots while we discuss future investments.

Post pen in pooper

>>30138041
I'm not here to sell you a pen. I'm here to sell you PEN, a token you can use to exchange for pens. We set up a dapp and soon you'll be able to exchange PEN tokens via a phone app. You'll be able to exchange 1.85 PEN for a ballpoint pen, and 18 PEN for a really great fountain pen. PEN tokens are currently selling for 55 dollars on uniswap, get in before it moons!

Give me 10 efferiumz for that pen rite now

>>30138041
you can write the word nigger over 3000 times

>>30138041
you can shove it up your ass

Sell me this VEN

>>30138041
its the next nft

>>30138173
winrar

>>30138768
you have my buy

>>30138041
That pen is going to moon 100x, It's a microcap at 1$.

>>30138041
diamond hands never selling pen to the moon

Hey man I got this chick friend of mine who is interested in you and would like to go on a date with you, here is her num...what? What's that? You don't have a pen to write it down? Well my man today's your lucky day, I can sell you this pen for cheap, just because you are my bro

>>30138123
Buy $APPD?

>>30138041
That pen is a true monetary investment. Instead of thinking about what you can make with it, think instead of what it can make for you. The average joe sees it as something to take notes with and waste time, while a real big balled Chad sees it as a bridge between himself and important monetary documents. Now are you a joe or a Chad?

>>30138041
its only tree fitty you shuold buy it

>>30138041
Fuck you it's my pen and you can't have it.

>>30138041
BUY $PEN

BINANCE INTEGRATION SOON

>>30138041
>points gun at you
give me $5 now nigger
>you hand over money
>I hand you pen

>>30138041
its mine you can't have it too much intrinsic value, I know about another pen that outperforms this one tho if you would like to know more best bang for your buck, you'll need a pen that works well and looks great for all the deals you're going to be signing when you make it OP so let me know and I can make it happen

>>30138041
huh.... you can put it in your pooper and stimulate your prostate?

>>30138538
Kek

>>30138041
How long have you been in the market for a pen? What pens have you used before? How often do you write using a pen?

>>30140908
Too many questions, these are all things that you decide for the consumer.

>>30138041
this pen is not for sale, sir

>>30138041
Stick a pen up my ass

>>30140953
Wrong. You can't sell to someone without first asking them questions to find out why they are interested in buying in the first place. The sale needs to be a conversation not you bombarding them with trivia about the pen and why you think they need it.

>>30138041
>This pen is a special kind of pen that they only made 120 of, you can tell by the embossed writing. Now listen, because there is only a limited number of them it will become a collector’s item, so it’s value will increase by 1000% over a couple of years. If you pay me $500 dollars for it I can guarantee that you will get a 20:1 ROI but only if you act now because I have other buyers lined up.
next

>>30138041
You buy this pen, I'll throw in another pen, an apple, and I pineapple, and I'll make you a star.

>>30141140
Thats rookie talk. You'll never reach corporate at that pace, champ.

>>30138041
>hand me pen
>sell me this pen anon
cough up ur bankroll or get shanked in the windpipe
>takes stack
>tosses pen on floor

>>30141315
It's actually a verbatim quote from the real life wolf of wall street who came up with the "Sell me this pen" test.

Nice try newfag.

lol all these newfags buying the pen
can't wait to dump on you guys

>>30138041
No

>>30141464
imagine taking the larp seriously

>>30138041
This pen came directly from Belle Delphine's ass.

>>30138041
If you stick the pen up your bum, you get free linkies

>>30141618
hahahh u win

>>30138041

I had a boss once who would bet people $5 he could sell a random pen at a gas station for $20. He would tell people some famous sports person just signed something with it and people would actually buy it sometimes.

>>30138041

I've issued this amazing NFT representing ownership of this pen on the blockchain and it's increased in value x10 already. Get in on it now normie

>>30138041
i made it nifty so you can buy it anon
https://mintable.app/game%20items/item/Sell-me-this-pen-this-pen/oSY-eTUNI8aML19

>>30138148
Just bought 100k thanks

The pen is a FUCKING NIGGER, but it´s worth MORE than a JANNY will earn in a decade! Great price yeah? Just buy the fucking pen

>>30138768
>You'll be able to exchange 1.85 PEN for a ballpoint pen, and 18 PEN for a really great fountain pen. PEN tokens are currently selling for 55 dollars on uniswap, get in before it moons!

>100 dollars for a token you can only exchange for 1 ballpoint pen
A great example how truly worthless 98% of shitcoins really are

>>30140908
>how long in the market
Since I got in the store
>What other pens
What was in the store
>How often
Only when in an arbitration where I can’t take minutes with my laptop

>>30138041
Pee pee Poo Poo pen

Also, Pilot G2s are the shit.

>>30141464
How can ones brain be so smooth

>>30138041
Me: Thats a nice looking pen you have, can I see?
You: *Gives pen*
Me: *smashes pen into 1000 bits* So I heard you are in the market for a new pen?

>>30138041
>brand new pencakeswap exchange

>>30138041
Before I do, can you sign this NDA really quickly?

>>30138775
SOLD