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>no crypto tax
>everything is cheap
>beautiful beaches
>hot women
>good weather
>right next to the EU and can return to civilization at any moment
How do I get a citizenship for turkey?

>> No.30103090

>>30103043
Enjoy the roaches

>> No.30103422

>>30103043
Just go there, don't get a citizenship otherwise erdogan will be able to butt fuck you whenever he wants.

>> No.30103445

>most beautiful women in the world
See you guys there

>> No.30103731

Im Greek though.

>> No.30104171

>>30103731
Just tell them you are Muslim.

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30104237

>>30103445
They look White to me.

>> No.30104263

>>30103043
>Getting a second citizenship in this digital age

You are asking to get assfucked legally, financially and in prison in 5 years.

>> No.30104266

>>30103043
>Walmart version of Greece, no thanks

>> No.30104363

In turkey if you have money you live like a king with all the luxuries and safety of the west and the insane wealth divide of the east. Great weather, culture, food. That being said, siktirin gidin amk

>> No.30104429

Yeah but is it worth it being surrounded by turkroaches? fuck no

>> No.30104435

>>30103043
>Everybody hates the country
>Specially EU countries
>Ancient glory that will never come back
>Fucking Gollum as a pres
>Catastrophic economical crisis that is literally finishing the entire place
>Gollum decides that since the ship is burning the best option is to push radical islam in
yeah

>> No.30104439

>>30104363
You can do all that as a tourist without the assfucking and more buttlicking.

>> No.30104612

>>30104435
Also 1995 corolla costs 10k€ in Turkey and ten year old bmw 3 series is seen as luxury car.

>> No.30104729

>>30103043
>no crypto tax
yet. what makes you think it will stay that way? problem with third world is they have no rhyme or reason. sultan decides you need to pay tax for the crypto and you will.

>> No.30104811

>>30104435
yeah

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30104974

>>30103043
>tfw no cute turkish wife you can beat legally after a stressful day

>> No.30105156

>>30104974
Since a Turkish wife knows she can be beaten, she doesn't do or say anything stupid to deserve to be beaten. Peace at last, peace at last. Thank God Almighty, peace at last.

>> No.30105583

>>30103043
>surrounded by backwards thinking muslims
no thank you

>> No.30105616

>>30104263
W-why?

>> No.30105689

>>30104263
explain
I had 2 since I was born

>> No.30105703

Based OP.
I've been thinking of doing that.
Citizenship costs $250k of investments.
And you can literally buy properties with BTC. Look up antalyahomes.com

Its awesome!

>> No.30105840

>>30105703
250k € you get property and citizenship in Greece= eu passport

>> No.30105843

>>30103043
The crypto tax was just announced and it will pass in march tho. Fuck this islamic dictatorship. Also the women here are the most egotistical ones you can find, I've been with plenty of them

Go seek adventure elsewhere in South America or the Balkans or something, first worlder. They will eat you alive here

t. roach

>> No.30105903

>>30103043
>>no crypto tax
wait what the fuck. I already got a citizenship but I want to dump it because of military service
maybe I should wait until I make it and then move there. love the country

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30105927

>>30105843
>The crypto tax was just announced and it will pass in march tho
FUCK
Is there any escape from them?

>> No.30105973

>>30103043
Mudslimes.

>> No.30105987

>>30105843
Hey roach bro, Greece fag here I want to have road trip to turkey at some point.
My drivers license is for smaller motorcycles will police fuck me over? Also will I be safe as Greek citizen with Greek face but Muslim name?

>> No.30105999

>>30104435
>radical islam

Is this such a bad thing? Better than christians that reinterpret the bible to placate feminists. If you must be religious, at least choose a based one

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30106043

>>30105583
>backwards thinking
Where do I sign up for citizenship?

>> No.30106068

>>30105999
Radical Islam is creation of America and the cancer of the Middle East this countries used to be great

>> No.30106244

>>30105927
I heard plenty of places in the Balkans and Southeast Asia still have no crypto tax.

Turkey is a nation of slimy conmen from the politicial echelon to the lowest gutter trash; even moreso than the jews. The price inflation goes on par with bitcoin because we have one of the most volatile shitcoins in the world as our currency, most shit is even more expensive here than fucking London.

>>30105987
Just learn some turkish phrases so the police wont try to scalp money off of you, the people here do that a lot to tourists. And stick with the Aegean and Med side, but still be careful. Dont even think about going to inner or northern Turkey, shits no different than Iraq or Afghanistan

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30106282

>>30103043

>> No.30106347

>>30106068
Islam lets you sexually enslave christian women mate
There is no religion more based
Reading wikipedia about it made my cock hard

>> No.30106486

>>30106347
I blame radical Islam shit not the regular suni guy.
If you were a rich Muslim you could legally get 4 wifes like legally!

>> No.30106564

>>30104263
Oy vey

>> No.30106567

>>30106244
I want to buy some fake luis vitton bags and Rolex watches huuuge profit margin if I sell here

>> No.30106624

>>30103043
Full of cockroaches, human and the actual kind

>> No.30106655

>>30104237
are they jewish or turkish? look at those fucking noses, jesus christ

>> No.30107032

>>30106567
You're better off buying them from SA or the Balkans, believe me. But you can buy from those places and sell them on turkey, most people here would sell their ass to avoid the horrendous taxes.

The PS5 is $400 in the west while it is over $1000 here. The macbook is $1500 while its around $4000 here. See how much you can profit off of this?

>> No.30107065

>>30104237
Istambul is white. If you go to the east you begin to see the sandniggers.

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>>30103043
The home..of AVAX

>> No.30107318

>>30107032
Bruh I am specifically talking about some Luis vitton bags that are fake and made IN turkey and also I know I would be able to find FAKE Rolex watches there is a huge market for good copies

>> No.30107391

>>30107032
But I guess I could sell some ps5s and with the prodits buy other things

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30107649

Im a turk and im tellin you, dont come to this hellhole

>$10k for a 20 year old volkswagen, $300k for a 10year old mustang( das rite)
>girls dont fuck strangers, sex is still a taboo, they dress up like western hoes but act like middle eastern arabs
>people are so boring, aggressive, literal psychos, drinking tea is the only activity
>you need to pay %200 taxes for everything u can enjoy electronics, alcohol, everything is extremely expensive

For example l just paid 300$ for an audio technica m50x, this is just bullshit, im 26 year old and still dont have a car

Dont come it will be the biggest regret of your life

>> No.30107898

>>30107649
All the gasters pass through my country on their way to/from Germany every year and they drive fancy Mercs, Audis and BMWs. Half the women in them wear ninja suits though. Its like watching Top Gear visiting Kabul fashion week.

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30107945

>>30103043
I hope you enjoy the likelihood of having Sharia law forced on you

>> No.30108044

>>30103043

Turkey is a shit hole. Yuppa Ocalan/PKK bois.

>> No.30108099

>>30107945
This literally means jack shit
>among muslims who think there should be sharia
How many think there should be sharia is the important question, and last time I went to Turkey there were trannies and drunks in the streets of Smyrna & Bursa
Besides when you're rich laws don't apply to you

>> No.30108106

>>30103043
So that's why I see so fucking many turkish crypto posts elsewhere.

>> No.30108229

>>30107898
They're the ones who suck off the government

Their time of rope will some come, tho. Fucking wannabe arab degenerates, all of them

>>30107649
>>30106282
These guys are right.

>> No.30108279

>>30107318
There is indeed, but as soon as they sense you're a tourist they will try to scam you, and if it doesnt work most of them will resort to violence and ganging up

>> No.30108645

turkish here i can marry cute biz investor girls/traps for turkish citizenship. add me on kik if interested: anzu005

>> No.30108741

>>30104237
I had a turkish professor in uni, she looked white to me. They are some kind of caucasian for sure

>> No.30109001

>>30104237
cause their genetically greek

>> No.30109555

>>30105703
WTF LOOK AT THOS HOUSE PRICES WTF THATS NOT FAIR
I'M FUMING RIGHT NOW

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30109763

>>30103090
i will

how is life in izmir for a white westener? or any better cities?

>> No.30109814

>>30105583
>>surrounded by backwards thinking muslims
ignorance about turkey is ridiculous
go to instanbul or antalya and see the locals drink alcohol during ramadan, they dont give a shit

>> No.30109885

>>30109814
Go to Anadola and see people massacring each other at weddings and fucking goats. Turkey is big.

>> No.30109982

>>30107898
Turks in Europe are more conservative than Turks in Turkey

More than 75% of Turks in Europe support Erdogan while in Turkey its 50-50

>> No.30110026

>>30106282

Born and living in Turkey except 2 wonderful years in EU. This post is based. everything here is %100 percent correct. Im trying to make it to get out of this shithole. don't come if you value your life.

>> No.30110097

>>30109763
Izmir is the best and literally only place you can live.

>> No.30110134

>>30103043
>hot women
Anon I..

>> No.30110168

>>30106282
>>30110026
You're making me feel bad for shitting on turkish telegram scammers.

>> No.30110182

>>30109763
You will get beheaded by turkish men if you interact with turkish women, they dont like strangers

>> No.30110232

>>30103043
They're about to go to war with Syria. We all know what happens when you fuck with Assad. That man is under protection by the Bogs. Check em.

>> No.30110237

>>30103043
Istanbul looked comfy enough in DRIV3R. I wouldn't mind.

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30110260

>>30110232
Fuck one off. Guess I'm moving to Turkey now.

>> No.30110310

WOMEN ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING IN TURKEY

you are retarded OP, worst country ever

>> No.30110311

>>30109763
Also, the girls are cute yes, but they are fucking historic (rightfully) because at least 10 women are being killed by their husbands, boyfriends or their bosses. Very hard to have a decent relationship. Even in the academia, most of the women are radical feminists because of all the bullshit they have to endure.

>> No.30110416

>>30110311
>histeric*
>10 per week*

>> No.30111064

>>30105987
Bro idk what you heard or what you believe but people are not in danger in Turkey everyone is welcome except this Kurdish bastard's

>> No.30111215

>>30104266
Greece is the walmart version of Greece, Turkey is unironically better for a vacation. And I'm a christian from the Balkans.

>> No.30111388

>>30105843
will people be held accountable for the transactions they made before the tax law passes? if so then people will get seriously ass raped, huge tax bills will appear out of nowhere.

>> No.30111541

>>30103043
The only good things about Turkey aren't turkish, they're greek , and they haven't got around to ruin them.

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30111663

>>30104237
Lord have mercy, imagine the smell

>> No.30111687

>>30103043
>hot women
BHAHA

>> No.30111737

>>30105843
>Also the women here are the most egotistical ones you can find
t. Every third worlder ever

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30111764

>>30111687
>Nisan
Imagine getting the human equivalant of a car

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30111777

turkey is a shithole, no wonder they invaded Germany and pose on the streets with their AMG Mercs while living in ghettos.

>> No.30111840

>>30103731
Literally don't matter buddy.

>> No.30111928

>>30103043
>economy is a complete disaster
>inflation
>corruption
>lira is absolutely worthless
>erdogan can do whatever the fuck he wants with your money

nah I am good. The real turks I met are nice people though, unlike the European turks.

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30111950

>>30111777
tfw

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30112004

Turk here, I'm holding $500k in crypto and I'm planning on getting the fuck out of here when I make it. I will apply for portuguese golden visa or get a citizenship from antigua barbuda or something. Montenegro is also an option but I feel like they'd basically be turks but christian.

>> No.30112013

>>30111777
>live in a shithole in Germany most of the time
>get government gibbs
>travel to shithole
>live like a king in the shithole

plenty of Africans or Arabs do this

>> No.30112017

>>30103043
Have fun with the mandatory military service.

>> No.30112021
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30112021

>>30111928
German turks are one of the most stupid turks you can meet. Hated by turks in turkey and germans they are like culturless people trying to hold on to whatever they can

>> No.30112039 [DELETED] 

Anon check out $MCM
They are gonna rock soon.

> No investments
> no ico
> original concept

>> No.30112098

>>30111064
>literally enslave & oppress a whole ethnic group for ages
>have the nerve to call them bastards
And you wonder why you're the only nation in the world whose citizens are referred to as roaches

>> No.30112113

>>30112021
yap, it is pretty similiar to the niggers in the US. They blame the government and the people for their failures instead of accepting their personal responsibility.

>> No.30112875

>>30112113
any other turk you meet will unironically will be normal or just be the turkish version of a chud but it is very unlikely that you will meet a chud outside of germany in eu

>> No.30113391

>>30107649
Well ofcourse if youre a poorfag in Turkey you wouldn't stay in Turkey.
Like in any other 3rd tier country, as long as you have money you are a king in any country.

>> No.30113593

Ideally though Dubai would be the best country to move to if you made and the West is collapsing

>> No.30113649

>country built on slavery, genocide and oppressing every ethnicity known to mankind
>mutts before USA was even a thing
>shitslam

0/10

>> No.30113816

>>30113649
>based
>based
>based

10/10

>> No.30113864

>>30113593
>muh reparations

>> No.30113965

>>30105927
Dubai

>> No.30114011

>>30103731
I'm Armenian and I've lived it up in Turkey. It's totally fine and most of the turks in places worth visiting do not care.

>> No.30114053

>>30107065
South, not so much east.

>> No.30114107

>>30109763
Go to Smyrna. It's wonderful. You will not have problems as an outsider, it's better than Constantinople.

>> No.30114119

>>30111737
>Also the women here are the most egotistical ones you can find
t. every first worlder and second worlder too

>> No.30114135

such a disgusting country, most of them are still seething about muh ottoman empire like the retarded sandniggers they are
we should have never listened to Atatürk and let them keep having a country, all their territory should be Greece

>> No.30114192

>>30114011
of course they don't care when half of istanbul is armenian converts you dolt

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30114247

>>30114135
>such a disgusting country, most of them are still seething about muh ottoman empire like the retarded sandniggers they are we should have never listened to Atatürk and let them keep having a country, all their territory should be Greece

>> No.30114286

>>30103043
Turkey's a shithole outside of Istanbul and a few cities. The only chance this country has is coup by the military and a Republican reform.

You might as well go to Greece, it's literally the same but in the EU and without all the retarded rhetoric.

>> No.30114298

>>30112004
>Portugal
So you want to exchange one decorated shithole for another decorated shithole?
Visit the places you want to stay first as a long staying tourist first to get a feel of everything and to make friends.

>> No.30114310

Any roach from Instabull here?

>> No.30114334

>>30114192
Sure, tons of hidden Armenians or people with an Armenian ancestor. Idk how open they are with other Turks but when they find out you're Armenian, a lot of people open up with family history.

>> No.30114382

Turkeys chill. Istanbul’s a great city.

>> No.30114386

Been to that exact spot, its a really nice place. Turkey is dirt cheap to an American or Brit.

>> No.30114388

you guys shitting on turkey but Bitcoin founder is Turkish

>> No.30114481

>>30114286
>Greece

They are far ruder, far more lazier and the surrounding look much more terrible outside of the key tourist sites.
Will never go back again.
Then again, I shouldn't take that tour to see the historical sites.

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>>30114388

>> No.30114637

>>30103043
are Turkish women easy to bone, anon?
Do you have to be white, black, latino?

>> No.30114671

>>30114637
the whiter you are the easier it is

im a balkannigger and I get hit on by turkish girls 24/7 just because I have blue eyes, now imagine being germanic

>> No.30114756

>>30114135
Persian here. Fully agreed. Persia will take the Kurdish part though.
Turkey shouldn't even exist. It's like 0.3% turk. Turks are in central asia you Anatolian faggots. A bunch of mongolian horse archers migrated to Anatolia and these fags decided to adopt their language & sell their entire culture and identity to them. Not even a single revolt.
Pathetic.

>> No.30114760

>>30104237
eyebrows and noses... eyebrows and noses...

>> No.30114802

>>30104263
Oh noooooo~ Americans are escaping the eternal Jew... We better scare them and CHARGE THEM OVER 2000 DOLLARS IF THEY WANNA LEAVE USA CITIZENSHIP FOR THEIR GOYIM HOMELAND IN EUROPE.

>> No.30114810

>>30113816
nigger

>> No.30114837

>>30114756
How do you feel about the Azeri ? They're literally Persians LARPing as Turks.

>> No.30114844

>>30114247
I go to the Les Ottomans a couple times a year, and I really enjoy cruising the bosphorus and fucking your bitches at pasha club, but watching you roaches seethe while holding doors open for me it's always the best part of the trip.

>> No.30114858

>>30114671
that sucks. I'm beaner. Easiest place for me is Eastern Europe.
Poland, Serbia, Ukraine.
Girls in Belgrade used to get wet by me just saying my name because to them it sounds like those in the Mexican telenovelas they used to watch.

>> No.30114863

>>30114247
He's right though

>> No.30114963

>>30114858
As if Aryans had any interest in mixing with dark eyebrowed dark eyed distant cultured people. We just like fucking their women. Same goes for Japs and Gooks.

>> No.30115116

>>30114963
well, I live in Sweden now and let me tell you "arians" here do enjoy my spicy little jalapeño. I've slept with way more Swedes than latinas at this point

>> No.30115230

>>30115116
Bragging about your sexual conquests to a seething virgin nerd with zero social skills is pretty low.

>> No.30115307

>>30114837
brainwashed by erdogan and the mullahs. not even 5% of the population supports the current regime so ironically the ayatollahs are supporting separatist movements in azerbaijan, so they can pose as the defenders of Iranian unity which is total and complete bullshit.

Once we fuck these gay Islamists in the ass and reinstall the constitutional monarchy we'll go after the brainwashed fags of baku and eastern turkey.

Turk is not a nation. It's an ethnicity. Like balochi, kurdish, azeri, persian, Bakhtiari, yazdi etc. Ethnicities only gain political legitimacy by denying the rights of other ethnicities. That's why the genocides happened. Ironically anatolians are not even turks. It's an artificial state built on a lie.

>> No.30115330

>>30103043
shithole country. Turkroaches can get fucked

>> No.30115337

>>30103043
Imagine how nice turkey would be if there were no roaches there

>> No.30115453

>>30103043
Turkey is actually really expensive for things that aren’t produced in the country. A lot of the people are backwards fundamentalist Muslim savages, although I admit there are probably more reasonable Turks than extremists. It can’t even be called safe at all, not just because of Turkish extremists, but the millions of refugees in the country from other Muslim countries. Those refugees cause the same problems Europeans have with their refugees.

>> No.30115563

>>30115230
NIGGER COMING IN QUICK WITH THE SJW SWORD OF MIGHT

>> No.30115609

>>30115116
>jalapeño
NICE ACCENT MARK. BASED. IM IN GOOKLAND ENJOYING THE KIMCHI ON A DAILY BASIS BUT RETURNING TO THE MOTHERLAND SOON

>> No.30115700

>>30115609
Don't seethe too much.
I am suffering from secondhand embarrassment here.

>> No.30115793

>>30115700
Yeah I guess I would be too if my own race of women didn't want to fuck me.

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>>30115307
>constitutional monarchy
based

>> No.30115926

>>30114298
I've been to Portugal and I liked it, not lisbon tho it was basically Istanbul with more niggers.

I guess Caribbean countries is the better option, no tax good weather etc.

>> No.30116134

Why is it first worlders wanna move to shitholes once they make it? The same countries that the locals wanna leave so bad, Yes there’s no tax(as a trap) as the local gov, police will extort you and any instability in the area (terrorism, covid) and money won’t save you kek

>> No.30116419

>>30103043
15% inflation rate sounds pretty hot to me

>> No.30116451

>>30104237
They’re ok, mid tier

>> No.30117181

>>30105927
Dubai
Andorra (but you have to live there)
San Marino