/biz/ - Business & Finance

Morning Anons

Is the stock market worth getting into if I'm a crypto fag looking to secure his gains? Or is this shit all gonna come crumbling down soon?

You know you'll never make it, right?

>>3009132
DELET

Buy a ton of Nvdia, sell after hours. Easiest day of my life. The hard part is going to be staying sober enough to remember to sell after hours. See ya tomorrow.

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING! TUMBLIN DOWN TUMBLIN DOWN TUMBLIN DOWNNNNNNN!

Just the girl please

>>3009046
>When is it coming to my country?
Any alternatives for continental Eurocucks?

>>3009046
Oh they have a Chinese site now? Can I withdraw CNY from Chinese coin exchanges to them directly?

buy some oil companies/etfs

how much do you guys earn from that?

>>3009373
id say about -1 dollars friend.

>>3009046
DARE my nigger

>>3009404
just let the meme die. lets take the weight of those bags off your shoulders.

Oops
Gappers

>>3009495
>aaron
Btfo kike

>>3009089
>9 consecutive years of gains since GFC
>Almost all central banks are looking at increasing interest rates, and removing the easy money
>Trump actively trying his best to start WW3
In general, the stock markets are a solid investments, but its a fucking powder keg at the moment. I'd recommend saving either in cryptos or cash until you see a big drop, cause after the drop there is sick gainz.

NAK

ATTAK

>DRYS

today is the fucking day sorry i'm 2 minutes late

remember friends. with jews you win. said no one ever.

BABA

stoppppp

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKK

PLNT

SHOP dippening right now

shpuld easily get back to 97ish in a few days

everytime i hit refresh my portfolio loses $100 today.

>Portfolio down 3%
>Looked up VOO
>Dropped over three dollars in the past 24 hours
>All the usual trip faggots silent
>thread is dead
this is fine

how's the stock market doing guys?

>>3009859
i wrote a song/poem want to hear it.

Who was the numbnuts that said uvxy was going to zero a couple weeks ago? I think it was boardshorts.

>amd

>>3009878
S-sure

>UVXY up 17%

What a shitty morning.

>>3009859
Trip fags in /rgt/ are scam artists. Don't listen to them, you'll be much better off

>>3009907
If your lost know that ive been feeling the same
Wish I could make it all okay and had answers to make your problems go away
But please listen to what Ive gotta say
You were always bye my side I never had to chase
I remember and i'll never forget the times we shared
You are beautiful, I care about you and I want you to stay.

All I know is that we've got one life, one shot no other way.
I love you for your soul, your life has meaning please stay the same.
Please don't waste this gift you've been given, live life and make a change
Help others with a passion and a flame.
Be honest with yourself.
Show the world that you care and have a heart.
Tell the ones close to you how you much you love them cause that's all we've really got.
Cherish the moments you have. Live life to the fullest live it for today.

i knows its kind of bad but w/e

Great morning to buy, got in on SHOP and NVDA after selling my JACK at a gain. I don't think its too late to get in on either of those two.

>>3009970
I think NVDA is priced in for earnings.

How can I short the dow jones? Someone please help.

SELL EVERYTHING UVXY UVXY

I'm so sick of that fucking orange shot face

Just fuck off and delete your Twitter already

Jesus what a fuck face nigger decides to squash every bull run

>>3009967
Good poem, I liked it.

>>3010027
look on the bright side, it's accumulation day. Maybe accumulation week.

>>3010005
I think they just fell with the market this morning. I think both their earnings and guidance will be better than expected and be enough to lift them. I think they sold a lot more cards for crypto than people expected, their stock wasn't ballooning as much as AMD during the first ether craze, so analysts may not have priced it in.

Does this shit have a desktop app yet or is this still phoneposter containment thread

I in your stawk mawket Americu piggu

More missile warning soon

>>3010054
Some of us don't even use RH. I use ETRADE, on the desktop site.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/08/barclays-predicts-shares-of-amd-will-drop-by-more-than-30-percent.html

>>3010031
thank u friend.

>>3009859
tripfags seem to be destroying this thread.

>>3010096
Could be worse. Anyone who remembers Nokobro knows what I mean

>>3010080
Being an AMD investor is suffering.

>>3009046
DCTH votes on r/s Monday -- is this the time to buy back in?
>how much would you bet on a coin toss

>>3010110

They will never know our pain.

>>3010110
Today we're all amd investors friend

>>3010108
>Could be worse.
names another tripfag that destroyed threads and portfolio.

like i said, tripfags seem to be destroying this thread

>>3010108
lmao >>/biz/?offset=288&task=search2&search_username=noko

Should I just buy UVXY and hold until North Korea bombs Guam?

>>3010244

pls respond

>everything down big
>DRYS up big

This is a meme market

>>3010317

kek

>JNUG

bout to pop a few percent

>>3010346

got in, thanks bro

For all the hate trip/namefags get in here about 80% of the stock I've looked at thanks to their tips has skied in the past week and a half at a point

My problem is that I don't have the patience to wait for that spike or else I'd have doubled my money

what the fuck is up with DRYS today lol

>>3010424
might have hit the point where the coming dilution doesn't outweigh the liquidation value anymore

>>3010424
>Nearly 21 million shares traded. 25.08 shares float.

What the he'll is with this meme.

When to jump into XIV??

>>3010424

>>3010451
> 85% of the float.

wew lad

just weny you thought the fun was over

>>3010424
Today? It's been doing this all week.

Friendly reminder to sell your NVDA shares before earnings

At least AMD will break into the 11s today
>$9 VERY soon

>>3010579
Why? Have 30 shares myself. I'm down by some dosh, but I'm bullish on earnings. All data and past trends suggest that it'll be decent.

holy fuck what was that 2 million share spike in DRYS volume

Also, what the fuck is wrong with the market? Why the fuck is everything down?

Did that orange Chimpanzee say something?

>>3010618
george

>>3010608

>overbought
>markets going to shit because of NK
>everyone's already expecting good earnings

It's the perfect storm

>>3010618

K A L A N I I I I I

>city of AMD

>>3009495

>>3010608
>cancer not cured today
GODDAMNIT DID THAT ORANGE FELLER SAY SOMETHING

>>3010693

> the absolute state of AMD

JUST

So how do you know when JNUG will rocket?

Almost bought SHOP at 91 and 90... Going to wait til the 80s lads. Pic, Had to go in and cancel it secs before lol

>It's another "i thought i bought the dip but now it even dipped more and i became someone else's liquidation" episode followed by the "all my buying power is now locked up in falling stocks" episode

>>3010834
most people forget what real dips look like because market has just been grinding higher for the most part of 8 years

real dips are 10% +

>>3010813
wow life really must bee suffering for you huh?

>>3010308
Short it if you can. Nobody is gonna get bombed. Short the fear.

>>3010846
Amd dipped 19% since the ER

Sold my stock holdings, waiting on the sidelines. Afternoon post lunch sell off could make shit more ugly.

>>3010868
I'm an oldfag so it's relative.

>>3010886
there will be no rebound today it would have rebounded by now S&P is down 1% Nasdaq down 1.60% it will keep falling Orange needs to get back from the golfing trip to reassure retail investors that it will all be ok and that he's not retarded

>>3010894
well you did participate in destroying everything for future generations so that yours could have it all. so.

>>3010894

oldfag in /biz/ terms or oldfag as in boomer scum?

>>3010907

Yeah I agree

Not sure why my DFEN stock is slumping though

>ytd gains 3 days ago 25%
>today 14.5%

>>3010947
It fell with the S&P I guess retailers are getting the fuck out of everything. Gold and silver tho fucking mad Pan American silver gainz

>>3010907
market is literally 1% off all time highs you fucking retard

We've finally overfed the bull. The bear looks like he's anorexic now.

It's time.

Screenshot this.

>>3010969
> Muh All time highs
Yes the DOW which most people don't give a fuck about since it's shit like Energy Banks Mcdonalds Proctor and Gamble and shit. Most people and millenials are on the NAsdaq which has been getting rekt for two weeks now in case you haven't noticed

>>3010970

>(You)

>>3010970

You're a dumbass

Dynakike on the other hand has called the UVXY spike a few times now

How

Where is the bottom? I wasn't to buy the dips but I think the market will be red all week

>>3010987
>Down 2%
>rekt

Is this a Market Correction or a Dip??

>>3011052

Everything is trending down. Can't even find a good swing trade, except DRYS, but I don't have big enough balls to play with that.

>>3011055
It's our president saying stupid shit, of course it happens when I get leave the sidelines

>when you've been in XIV for 2 years and you see people meme UVXY every time the market drops 1%
Bearfags will never learn.

>>3011053

I think it would be better to be aware of the fact that a correction could come at any time rather than constant confidence

We're going to have a crash in Trump's term, Obama and the fed set him up

>>3011021
ty friend too kind.

>>3011111
Okay so?
People have been fear mongering a crash for 8 years now; and they've left a lot of money on the table doing so.

If there is, there is. But there's no use acting like there will be.

Any SHOP-fag on suicide watch yet?, 88 right now. Gains wipe out since MAY! Thinking of buying at 81.

>>3011053
> he doesn't know how indexes work
Amazon down 8%
Fb down 3%
Microsft down 4%
Nvidia down 3%
AAPL down 2%
the most traded stocks by far

>>3010114
Vote is on the 28th

>>3011152

What point of loss does it take for you to pull out and wait

Or are you willing to go to the bottom and take years to come back

Just out of curiosity

>>3011155
I thought the deadline for delisting was the 14th though?

>>3011111
Even if no one "set him up," a correction is inevitable. It literally has no other choice but to correct, unless everything we know about markets has changed in the past year.

Corrections are a normal part of investing. And when this incredibly normal correction happens, the media will report it as the end of the world, and Drumpf's fault, and the rest of the circus act they perform.

>>3011174
Just keep averaging down tbqh.

Look up the recovery from the Great Recession. BAC was 3 dollars and now its over 25.

There's nothing wrong with being short specific companies; there's everything wrong with being a glue eating retard that shorts the whole market.

>>3011189

Yeah, I think that's why more people need to practice exit strategy

Why is the stock market collapsing today?
Are people really freaking out because of North Korea?

>>3011154
>talking specifically about NASDAQ
>he brings up individual stocks

LABU juicy dip

>>3011196

Fair enough. I do think there's something wrong in the head with people who constantly Bear about.

I'm just a cautious optimist and don't want to end up with big bags

>>3011218
any defense stock I can get at a discount today?

>>3011233
Get into options trading and diversify into some fixed income and it'll help alleviate the downturns.
>>3011243
T. AT&T has been at a huge discount imo for quite some time. Plus it throws off a decent yield.

Finally broke even for the year in AH last night.

Hard not to just abandon ship.

XIV going sub 80 :---DDD

>>3011222
it's down 3% since it's peak in July almost 2% today

>>3011254
Damn your chart looks exactly like mine. I've decided to HODL.

>>3011243
KTOS for sure

rope?

Im getting halfway through my "panic and evacuate all my money" buffer

>>3011254
>finally breaks even
>market starts to fall

how did you like the stock market anon?

This is Donald J. Trump.
While you panic during the dip, he's at selling his overvalued defense stocks and slowly accumulating everything that is dipping.

>>3010939
I'm 30

>>3011304
I should prolly take my ball and go home.

>>3011313
I'm 30 w/o kids and that's twice my net worth.

>>3011394
i worked like 80 hrs/week for 3 years straight and didn't talk to friends or make new ones during that time.

>>3011416
>i worked like 80 hrs/week for 3 years straight

>>3011260
Oh, my bad, 2% vs 3% definitely crosses the "rekt" zone.

>>3011442
Was it worth? In the middle of this now.

>JARED, SELL ALL DEFENSE STOCKS NOW AND BUY TECH 'CAUSE IT'S DIPPING.

We comin back

HODL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>3011560
:)

>>3011560
>We comin back
Yes, thanks to >>3011482

>>3011416

Is this you?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/mortgage-pay-off-three-years-1.3302229

Any DRYS predictions for power hour today?

>>3011560

>>3011461
what's the rekt zone faggot? 10%? Once it hits ten percent over the next several weeks you'll be saying that's fine as well

>>3011604

Going to 3 easy, get on the boat now

>>3011604

I have 100 measly shares @ 1.81. Pure fucking gambling at this point. If the earnings report is fantastic ... massive short squeeze.

Morgan Stanley recently bought a 9% stake in the "company"

>>3010070
>ETRADE
What about it? What is the lowest amount of money I can invest on this website?

>"Don't mind me, I'm just averaging down on SHOP"

Balls deep in LABU and just the tip in KTOS

here we go

AMD coming back?

>>3011560
DCTH JUST POPPED -- GET IN UNDER .11 WHILE YOU CAN

I was gonna sell NVDA. But I may as well just hold this shit now and pray it can bring me back to even with earnings. Fucking hell why didn't this happen yesterday. What's with the delayed reaction to this NORK crap.

>>3011667
I have a more conservative estimate of around 2.30, but I'm also optimistic

>>3011687
yep I have 500 shares in there

>>3011689
I got into ETRADE when it bought out OptionsHouse, my old broker, so I'm still using the OptionsHouse rules, though I imagine they're pretty similar. Basically you can invest with any amount, though you need at least $1000 to get live quotes; otherwise you'll get quotes delayed by like 15 minutes. You need at least $2000 if you want to short sell. Commissions for me are $5 per transaction. For the tools, support, and reliability you get vs. what you get on RH, it's worth it, at least to me. Just know that those fees add up, so you'd need to make your trades count.

>>3011709

Good luck. You'll need it.

>>3011661
>10%?
Maybe.
3% off of the all time high is definitely not rekt yet, you fucking retard.
Do you whine like this every tiny pullback?

>>3011707
baned

>>3011707
fuck me i was about to buy a little earlier i got in GALE and DXTR instead. FUCK

H O D L
O
D
L

The LABU stairway to heaven has formed

>>3011757
sweetie, I was pointing out that they dropped because of Orange's remarks that scared off retail investors and you jumped in to defend his honor like a good goyim.

>>3011769

THESE BAGS ARE GETTING TOO HEAVY

>>3011783

I feel like just cashing out most of my stocks and putting everything into gold or silver ETFs.

>>3009046
Where is this pic from? I want a bunch of pics like this so I can masturbate to them pretending I have a wife and either just woke up or just got home from work and have a loving and sexually active relationship with her and that she loves me for who I am and not my money

Did we just crash lads. Is the world ending?

>>3011841
interesting.

Should I move all my money to crypto after I recover from this dip? September is the worst month to hold stocks.

>>3011856
Please tell me if you know

>>3011855

Why say this at the point of recovery you cuck

>DRYS

and you guys thought i was crazy

>>3011860

What are the sectors that still do well in September

>>3011876
I have no idea. Bump for interest.

>>3011874
I didn't... I was the guy who asked if DRYS was a good investment last week when it was $1. Sadly, I didn't buy it.

>>3011874

god fucking damn

>>3011884
>good investment

DRYS will never be a good investment, but you can make a quick buck on it if you watch closely

whatever happened to spinner. i miss him :(

>>3011867
This isnt a recovery. This is a correction

>>3011733
Thank you kind sir

>>3011874
Based faggy, I've played DRYS twice the past 2 days for modest gains. Should have held a bit longer today.

>>3011874

is it too late for today?

>>3011874
>>3011918

pls respond faggy

>>3011943
hold on let me look into my crystal ball

fuck fidelity

doesn't allow me to place stop orders on DRYS so i gotta market order everything

>>3011957

you seem to good job at calling these things though.

>>3011783
>"there will be no rebound today it would have rebounded by now S&P is down 1% Nasdaq down 1.60% it will keep falling Orange needs to get back from the golfing trip to reassure retail investors that it will all be ok and that he's not retarded"

Trump derangement syndrome is as strong as ever. I'm guessing the answer to my question is YES, you do whine like this every pullback.

>AMD bagholders

>>3011971
I think I'm gonna stay out of DRYS for a little bit. This is too fucking stressful making and lose hundreds of dollars every few seconds I'm gonna have a heart attack

KEEP HOLDING YOU TRIPLE NIGGERS

>>3012015

k I'll stay out. Thanks

>>3012015
Pussy

I started with $10, I don''t care if some of my profit vanishes

Alright lads I'm gonna bet on VIX going up or down, where should I lay down my chips?

Come on DCTH

tryna dump

>>3012096
UVXY

>>3012142
even through tomorrow?

Anyone manage to get in on the BIOS dip?

I was watching it mid morning then had to take a shit and missed it

>>3012171
Until the nukes start flying

>>3011975
> Muh Trump
You seem to be fixated on him but as you can see it is 2:15 and there is no fucking rebound yet, I'm sorry if my post dishonored Trump and his leadership abilities

I hope these morons aren't scared through the weekend

It was your typical "oh NK said something" moment just with CNN's hate boner for anything Trump says making it more pronounced

What's the biggest drop today?

>>3012187
>nukes flying
North Korean has 4 nukes to send, even if they make it anywhere near Guam they'll probably be intercepted.
Not to mention that I'm hoping the generals aren't dumb enough to stir shit with the US because that'll cause 300 confirmed kills levels of fury raining on them.

OH SHIT CONFIRMED MOON MISSION IM GOING ALL-IN

>>3012255
>MOON MISSION
WHERE?

>>3012238

XIV is easy cash imo

Guaranteed to rebound in a big way

GALE about to take off

>>3012238
SHOP dropped from $98 to $89/90 in the past two days

It should hypothetically recover to. $94-97 as long as war doesn't break out and Trump senpai doesn't say anything stupid

I think PLUS is trying to moon.

>>3012229
It's news because no one knows if Trump will actually follow through on threats or if he'll flake and do nothing like Obongo and his "red lines".

You /pol/cucks are so sensitive about literally anything that isn't Trump circlejerking.

>>3012279
Lol whoops tried to meme

>>3012255
>>3012255

>>3012279
OH SHIT CONFIRMED MOON MISSION IM GOING ALL-IN

>>3012229
>"oh NK said something"
We've been hearing this over the past 20 years. There's 0% chance a war will break out. Trump is fear mongering to raise his approval ratings and justify military spending.

>>3012336
whats this from?

>>3012336
DCTH bagholders are getting desperate.

>>3012320

It wasn't a big deal. It's factual, if NK strikes an ally they're going to be obliterated. But NK has had a big mouth and done nothing for years and years now, they're a cornered coon that need fear to uphold their regime. Regardless, this media has absolutely been on a smear campaign to undermine Trump at every opportunity. Maybe he doesn't need to say that, maybe the media shouldn't be interpreting it as plans to attack.

The WaPo/CNN/NYT cabal has absolutely been at Trump's throat for everything and it's scaring people more

You guys bought the dip today right? We have a positive day coming tomorrow.

MOON TIME BOYS

FUCK YES.

wew, none of you are mentioning TVIX huh...up 18% today. big move. market's pulling back heavy now.

>>3012197
>You claim a 3% dip from literally the all time high due to Trump golfing

Let me guess - the fact that we're at the all time high at all of course has nothing to do with Trump


Its not about his honor you retard, its about not being a delusional retard.

>>3012403
The ride is probably over for today. Maybe get on tomorrow.

>>3012403
Buy XIV now and hold till you feel the market is gonna dip again

>>3012398
Yes. I spent all my resources averaging down my bags. Sad story.

>>3012398
I wish, I'm down 1000$ on MU

>buy stock
>it goes down 5 minutes later
Every time, good thing I don't put real money into this

>>3012389
The red line Trump drew wasn't a strike, it was threats.
His quote was:
> North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.

Obviously we'd be bound to respond to direct attacks, but Trump brought up the line to threats. NK has a big mouth and they're obviously not gonna stop threatening, so now the world needs to know if Trump actually meant what he said.

Quit being such a snowflake, news is news.

>>3012508
wait until it dips fucker then buy it.

use Stochastic RSI.

>dare
lmao

>>3012470
nvda should help bring this up tomorrow. Biased becuase i'm long nvda though.
Also staying away from SNAP and JCP. Like MGA for earnings. Do your DD of course.

>>3012551

>They will be met

Stop being a retard and understand nuanced English. The phrase means to respond to force with force. It doesn't imply aggression on our part but confidence.

This reminds me of the stupid time the media tried to imply he was actually asking Russia to hack Clinton when he was cracking a joke on stage. They are deliberately being literalist to make him look more foolish at every turn. I don't even think he's a man of decorum but I'm going to get more annoyed by slanted bullshit like this.

>snowflake

You're the faggots whining about impending nuclear holocaust

>>3012579
Dare dare yazé

>>3012558
Seems like a decent indicator, what's the difference between the two lines?

>>3012593
> everything bad Trump says is a joke
> everything bad everyone else says is literal
Man that's some pretty serious delusion you got there. I'm done here, enjoy poverty buddy.

>>3012664
>he thinks daytrading is going to get him out of poverty

Get a better job.

>>3012410
> muh all time high
It's always at a fucking all time high idiot. It's been at an all time high since 2013. This particular sell off happened because of North Korea

>bought AMD at 13.08 and sold at 15.50.

Feels fucking great

>>3012664

I don't recall saying that. I said their interpretation was literalist even if what he says in context, and shit even in rhetorical style, doesn't match their sentiment.

I'm sitting at my work raking in cash as a SWE, you too

Poor fuck liberal

Hope none of you tried chasing DRYS

>>3012702
Right there with you, got out at 15.50, bought some at 12 and more at 14.

>>3012719
luckily i called it a day with DRYS an hour ago

>>3012702
Bought AMD today

Will dump tomorrow after it moons to $20

Today was just the calm before the storm

>>3012702
>bought AMD at 1.85 and sold at 12.5.

Amateur.

Guys what should I hold over the weekend after I sell today's profits?

>>3012771
Nice gains but you would have had to hodl for a year to get that return whereas i held for a couple weeks

THEY'RE MINERALS

JESUS CHRIST MARIE

>>3012826
canuck

AHHHHHH

NOT AGAIN

H O D L
O
D
L

>>3012867
sigh

YERRRRR

This fear is ridiculous

>>3012809

Well worth the wait as far as I'm concerned. Plus, I sold a lot of covered calls along the way so that the basis in the 1000 shares I'm still holding is effectively $0.

How's your little stock going game, son?

>>3012987
Aren't you making a killing on VIX?

>>3012689
>It's always at a fucking all time high idiot
You have to be the biggest fucking retard of all time.

THIS FUCKING MARKET DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. IT'S FUCKING IRRATIONAL

WHY WOULD THE DESIRE TO NUKE GOOKS HURT THE ECONOMY?

AND WHEN WE WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH GOOKS, MY FUCkiNG DEFENSE STOCKS TANK. WHY?

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3013021
buy low sell low friend.

>>3012638
low is oversold, high is over sold..

you buy when it's low.

>>3013046
dont u mean high is overbought?

>>3013064
shit I mean high is overbought.

>>3012910
Lol is this supposed to be that tie fighter scream?

Just fuck my shit up, senpai

Who else here /red/?

THAT ORANGE GORILLA NIGGER IS BURNING MY MONEY WITH HIS BIG MOUTH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsxr56yjk7ty7kk3e45

>>3013127
Your account looks identical to mine. Fucking hell I should have just put my money UVXY an hour ago.

AH Jews better be setting up a dip

>>3013127

Existence is pain

Wat do /biz/ ?

another episode of "buy low and sell lower", followed by an episode of "you should have held just 5 minutes longer and you would have seen a profit"

This fucking guy, why couldn't he open his mouth when I was on the sidelines

Just bought the entire UVXY how fucked am I?

>>3013287
Hold it and wait, next week will be green unless the orange guy says something retarded again.

>>3013127
>>3013287
relax

at least you didnt pull a stupid move like me

>>3012238
LABU

tfw finally dumped most of my VCEL at a profit I don't know what to buy next tho. Wish I had bought more XXII instead of VCEL way back when

>>3013363
SHOP
I feel stupid not buying even lower... Should have gotten it .15 cheaper.

why arent the afterhours jews buying the dips

Amd??

>>3013532
I pounced like an idiot because it was the only thing keeping me in the green during the last big dip on Amazon earnings day.

We should hopefully make some bank in a few days though. ;)

>>3013549
All according to keikaku

>$9 soon

>>3013533
(((They))) know something that we don't know.

AH fire sale on NVDA.

>NVDA

>>3013638
>>3013644
I'm so fucking glad I listened to those dudes that kept shouting "earnings are priced in". I almost bought some last week because of FOMO after it kept popping

not good....

>>3009213
how'd that work out for you?

I wrote an Android stock screener so all you robinhood kiddies can find stocks :

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ericz.stockfinder

>AMD

I told you guys to short, did you listen?

>I actually got convinced and bought today's dip, hope it goes back up...

damn AMRS

sounds like its time to stop trading and to go all in on amrs and hold for a few years

I got an invite to this from my bro and he says shit was legit

problem is I'm a /v/ boy that remembered biz exists, is the learning curve for this kinda shit wild?

I'm not stupid enough to blow my earnings, maybe make at least a hundred a month after I get my bearings. are my goals sound?

>>3013856
> let me write an app with ads so I can milk biz

CEI
AG

GET IN WHILE THEY'RE CHEEP. ROTATE TO COMMODITIES. ITS OVER LADS.

>>3013958
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ericz.stockfinder


I highly encourage you to check it out, the other stock screener on android is this convoluted piece of shit :
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stockmarket.stockscreener

>>3013848
Watch. This is a jewish foolery game. They trick people and set off stop losses. Then it explodes up 15%. You'll see.

Who else got JUSTed today?

>>3013856
> let me write an app with ads so I can milk biz

>>3014024
fine but I'm rewiring your app so you can't make money off me.

>>3013644
I can live with a 4% drop. Could be a lot worse.

Just deposited $500 in my account friends the Orange menace seems to make this a good time to enter the market with the /red/ threads.

Prob not a good idea to ask people on suicide watch but what's a good buy right now? Was eyeing VIX but dunno how much longer it's gonna dip

>>3014082
Are you purely interested in preventing me from making money? You know I have to pay for financial data, right? This is why no one wrote a proper screener on android, you have to have the balls to pay for the fucking data, and no one has.
Go rewrite the app. Make it work without ads. Try it.

I hope nobody was dumb enough to buy SNAP at least.

>>3014082
I didn't expect a response. Maybe you shouldn't be so vain before talking out of your ass and making claims about other people's projects

holy SHIT that KTOS news is fucking amazing.

I'm about to just say fuck it and go all in

>>3014150
I like AAPL. Pretty big pullback today, but they have a ton of cash and a low P/E ratio.

I tried catching XIV earlier around 82, sold it for over 150 loss and its still falling. Would not try timing that. If tomorrow is brutal, i might buy back in again.

Selling XXII was a mistake.

>>3013933
I'm mostly an income investor, so my actual savings are in blue chip dividend stocks.

I'm just playing around with trading with like $15 on cheap stocks right now. When I can reliably make profit I'll probably put a couple hundred in and see what I can do.

Can someone help me out with Stochastic RSI?

It seems really useful, but the results drastically change when I change the candle interval on the chart. For instance when looking at AMD with 1 day candles, the the stoch. RSI makes it look very oversold, but if I change the interval to one week, it says it's overbought.

What does this mean? Should I just sell within the week if I buy on a day-interval low RSI?

>>3014392
What are your best recommendations for blue chips if you don't mind me asking?

>>3014453
MSFT is very good and pays well, but a bit too expensive for my tastes. If I'd been smarter when it was in the 60's I would have bought.

Right now my main stocks are BMY and QCOM. BMY represents all my pharma stake, and I bought after it failed a clinical trial last year. I'm betting QCOM will win their lawsuit, but even if they don't they also pay solid dividend.

The other thing I've got is F. Some people will call me a dumbass for this, and it's quite possible they're right, because the stock has been getting slaughtered over the last few months. But their dividend is so fantastic that it's paid off the losses, and when the stock recovers some point in the future I expect a significant payoff. It might be good to buy in now though.

EPD is all around solid. Best midstream oil and gas stock there is, and it's managed by geniuses. The only drawback is that it's a master limited partnership, not an equity. That becomes a bitch in tax season, but if you're making money it's fine.

>tfw jnug

heh tomorrow we goin to the moon while all u good goy bag holders not banking on happenings and an over inflated dow

lmao! see you tomorrow when im up 10 points in a day

Gone for a week and just come back today to this.

Lol....

>>3014031
I hope you're right. I took a position in NVDA this morning and watched it plummet.

>>3014215
Tomorrow might be the time to buy, if you think they've bottomed out. I've been waiting for a bottom, just don't think they'll absolutely shit the bed and go bankrupt.

>>3014079
Only -4% here.
Still burns my soul.

Looks like I'm headed to the poorhouse

>bought 3 shares of NVDA 2 weeks ago at $161
>today happens
THEY FUCKING KILLED EARNINGS WHAT GIVES? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH AMD EXCEPT WITH NO SPIKE

>>3014848
lol

Today's correction was just about retards shorting the vix. Every desperate hedge fund and retail trader were record short vix, so they had to be btfo that's the way markets work