/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy shit BILI is doing some disgusting numbers. What the fuck is even going on?

RYCEY

Leddit is shilling for RKT now? Next GME they said

eBay killed eBay Bucks? Fuck those assholes

>job report coming this week

>SOXL
wtf it just keeps going up is this normal?

>New bread

Which middle-east shithole are we nuking next and when?

>>29990765
Up half a percent from Thursday. Amazing.

>>29990800
this is the best day the market's had since June of last year. no it's not normal.

>>29990799
Digits and Friday will be bloody

>Palantir Insiders Sell Another $18.5 Million of Stock

https://www.barrons.com/articles/palantir-insiders-sell-another-18-5-million-of-stock-51614363808

>In filings on Wednesday and Thursday, Palantir (ticker: PLTR) general counsel Matthew Long disclosed the sale of another 291,500 shares, raising $8.5 million. That follows his previously disclosed sale of $12.6 million of stock.

>Ryan Taylor, chief legal and business affairs officer, sold an additional 162,500 shares for $4.5 million. Earlier this week, he had disclosed $5.5 million of stock sales.

>Chief Financial Officer David Glazer sold 203,190 shares, generating proceeds of $5.5 million.

>Previous sellers this week included COO Shyam Sankar, who sold $21.5 million of stock, and co-founder Stephen Cohen who sold $53.6 million of stock.
"b-b-b-but they didn't sell off literally all of their shares so that's not a bad sign!" - coping PLTRannies right before they get the rope

>US economy's revival pivots on people returning to Yoga and Bars - Bloomberg

>>29990709
>WIMI up 20%
WIMI up 20%
>WIMI up 20%
WIMI up 20%
>WIMI up 20%
WIMI up 20%
>WIMI up 20%
WIMI up 20%
>WIMI up 20%
WIMI up 20%


HOLOGRAM GANG RISE UP

It's all going back up bros

>>29990800
I NEED IT

what i buy??????

Im getting cocky bros. TQQQ just keeps going up im gonna coom

>back to the real G market
>fundamentals, aka "boomer stats", don't matter
>TA, aka "boomer strats", don't matter
BASED
Hit me up with a ticker and its meme analysis. FUCK CASHFLOW. FUCK PAYING OFF DEBT. AND FUCK JANNIES

If I think this is the highest my portfolio will go, should I sell and then buy shit again when things inevitably dip?

Apologize. Now.

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH, RYCEY

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE

>>29990800
Almost as if... it's being pushed.

$CRBP niggas WW@

who a drained trader here?

>>29990847
>He didn't buy the Friday dip

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN ON THESE CHINESE STOCKS BEFORE THEY GO UP 3 DIGITS IN ONE DAY

FUARRRRRRRRRRK

>>29990875
Post the one that shows Thiel selling literally every one of his shares for half a billion.

>>29990917
The NASDAQ hasn't even gapped up yet tho...

Would it be a good idea to buy like 20 shares of every major airline and cruise line right now in hopes of their stock returning to pre covid prices now that covid is quickly going away?

>>29990941

>>29990964
Buy the dip retard

>>29990920
Why is Baba being so crabby tho

i bought a few stocks
i wasn't following the crowd
it doesn't matter
my parents won't ever be proud

>>29990800
>SOXL just keeps going up
Get used to it you're gonna see a lot more of it

>>29990906

>>29991009
Get ready to hold them for 1-2 years

They're (Congress) up against the clock. March 14th is the deadline. The bill will be changed by the senate. Which will take at least a week. Then it has to go back to the house so they can pass the changed bill. That'll take a bit of time as well. Finally Biden has to sign it. You won't see any check (1400 or 2800 if your married) till least end of march or sometime in april.

>>29991009
>doing the mass buy of shitcoins strat hoping for the moon
Go for it

IT HURT SO BAD LAST WEEK
BUT THAT MAKES THE GREEN DAYS FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

>AMRS
It's pumping hard before the earning call.

>Bought 1k worth of SPY calls on Friday
>they are now worth 10k
Eat shit bobo

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>29991009
DAL is only 15% away from precovid price what percentage are you looking for anon?

>>29990800
IT HAS BEEN PUSHED

>>29991059
Because it’s the Amazon of Asia. So naturally, it will crab eternally.

today is nuts, my folio is up almost 6 figs

CHUC's FUC and SUC

>They think the rest of the week is going to be green

Heheh....

>>29991009
I wouldn't now since they've mostly recovered, but if you want 15-30% over 1-2 years then maybe?

>>29991116
Good job, I almost did this but I am to much of a pussy

>>29991081
FUCK YOU CONGRESS NIGGERS WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS GIVE ME MY MONEY

>>29990906
>Bayhorse

>>29990950
I don't buy Chinashit.

>>29990800
Digis say we close above $650.

>>29990964
>chinkshit dips
>wow i better not buy
>chinkshit pumps
>WTF IM GONNA FOMO NOW

OH SOXS RETARD
WHERE ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR ALL IN SOXS?
LUM-FUDING PIECE OF SHIT

>>29991168
It is green cause people think the stimmy bill is gonna pass. Just sell before the news gets out that it isn't.

>>29990882
WIMI GANG!
>Imagine holding CRaBPot instead of amazing CCP stocks
>also buy BILI

>>29990880
donald trump is gone the country is now ready to open up and HEAL BACK BETTER :)

>>29991168
See
>>29990913
The meme market is back. Deal with it Boomer

reminder that the same people fudding PLTR are the ones who fudded GME months before it mooned

>>29990906
Bayhorse mate, do you really need to ask??

>>29991009
you are 6 months too late buddy

>>29991207

>>29991114
I’m tempted to buy puts. Talk me out of it

>>29991133
Nice shoulder pads

>>29991116
what strike/expiration?

I just woke up. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CRBP

>>29991244
He can buy my SOXS puts next year when they're worth 3k a piece

>>29991133
Based SOXL slutbro

Guys why don't we all just short squeeze bonds? If we buy up enough bonds to make the rate negative, then the government can't actually issue anymore bonds, meaning the supply gets cut off, so we can bid them up even higher

>>29991258
>imagine not knowing how WIMI actually generates revenue

>Fell for the oil meme while everyone else is pumping

>>29991244
LOL imagine being bear on semiconductor...

What stock do you guys use as your 'cash' reserve?

>>29991258
Nice i sold friday at 9.95
Should be fun seeing it 10x without me

>>29991288
>are the ones who fudded GME months before it mooned
more like the same ones who "fudded" GME days and weeks after it was clear the pump part of the "pump and dump" is over

>>29991207
>>29991074
>>29991289
>ticker is a random jumble of letters with no relation to the actual name
meme throwaway company

>>29990800
>>29990904
>>29990941
>>29991133
>>29991244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR6fECxF44I
And on the morning of March 1st, 9:30 AM, the impossible happened. SOXL erased the previous week's losses in a single day, Bobo shit his pants and cried, and committed suicide. And that's where the record stands today...

>>29991406
icsh or jpst

>>29990987
>>29990875
Is pltr over?

>>29991358
What? Ah that tiny 12% gain? That's nothing compared to what is still to come. But everyone here already knows that except for the retards

>>29991453
it's been over for a few weeks now

>>29991385
The same way as every other based CCP stock. Daddy Xi blesses them with whatever they want to say they make.

looks like the only bears left are /pol/ schizos so we're going to have a green week

>>29990964
WIMI is a gigacrab, you should have bought the dip.

>>29990792
Thank fuck I've been accumulating this bag for months

>>29991406
Unironically RCEY

>>29990796
Omg my pennies rewards are gone what will I doooooo

last 2 digits for SOXL EOW

>>29991427
B... ay
H... orse
S... ilver
BHS

FUCK CRSR IM NEVER TOUCHING THAT PIECE OF FUCKING THRASH EVER AGAIN

>>29991269
>>29990880
>stocks briefly hit 35k in december 2021
>Bberg crowing that DRUMPFT is gone and it's biden's economy
>subsequent inflation information causes the economy to fucking collapse
>scrimpft's economy again

>>29991206
Seething Amerishit. I haven’t put money in the US economy in years. I don’t even sell my positions until a year has passed so they don’t get my capital gains taxes.

>>29991457
Well CRBP shit the bed last week and now its recovered past my cost basis by like 20% so i assumed the news already broke. Why is CRBP up today then?

Kek I'm just spending a little short dated extremely OTM lotto tickets. Clown market

>>29991453
No I just enjoy the FUD.

>>29990796
eBay has gone to such shit over the last 3 years. I used to do most of my shopping through them, but no more.

>>29991395
Oil was always going down this week, Biden will put the first nail in the coffin later today and OPEC will put the final one on the 4th which will be the entry point for oil again.

>>29991504
ooops

i like these gains.

also time to sell CC's.

Im a robinkiddie but I found this for the silverhorse anons because I think theyre based.

I'M IN THE GREEEEEEEEEEEN MAN

>>29990896
Life is hard in Nigeria.

>>29990913
ACEV, it's a spac. Soon it'll be 19 dollars because fuck you.

Stocks for people with 180+ IQs?

>>29991009
it's too late, my friend. zoom out on the chart and you will see most, if not all, airlines being at their previous level pre-COVID

>>29990709
26 today thanks fren
MVIS $20 EOD
$35 after hours

>>29991504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29991385
>imagine not knowing that every single Chinese stock is a government-operated SCAM with cooked books, even BABA, and utilizing this knowledge for maximum gains

How do I invest in degeneracy?

>>29990944
If it was a tall White Chad I bet she would smile. Fucking selfish White blonde bitch

Hmm, gains plus fat divvy, what could be better? Oh yes, how about a cheap price per share as the sweetener. More shares for you per dollar dumped in. The bigger the payday for you as the year rolls ahead. Hang on to them for least 1 year. Screw the govt legally in taxes owed as sweet revenge.

>>29991532
because it's a temporarily humbled $9 stock

What happened with UUUU

>>29991697
Wait for OnlyFans IPO

>>29991476
>>29991559
Yeah but I want to know when it gets to the bottom it would be good to buy back in.

>over for a few weeks

But you said this in november.

>>29991577
Why is every move I make the wrong one

Just sold my SPY calls for 660%
What am I buying bros? Do I just buy 100 shares of SOXL tomorrow?

>>29991654
i know a couple that still have a way to go but im not sharing

>>29991697
Whats that dildo company that got shilled for a few days?

>>29991631
Can't decide if I should buy more ACEV or PIPP. So many opportunities, so little capital :/

>>29991697
BOTY

>>29991406
MSFT

>>29991480
Obviously. If the market is pumping, that would go against the narrative.

>>29991365
I have a limit order for 100 SOXS $1 2023 puts. Please let the market maker be stupid enough to give me a fill

damn it almost every stock there is is green today

>>29991697
SPDR® SSGA Gender Diversity Index ETF (SHE)
https://www.ssga.com/us/en/institutional/etfs/funds/spdr-ssga-gender-diversity-index-etf-she

>>29991114
The best advice I've gotten here.

SQQQ bros...

>up 5% today
>half of my feburary losses erased

>>29991350
390 and expires today. Bought them before close on friday

>>29991712
Id love to prematurely ejaculate on her

>WKHS

THE HORSE IS DRINKING THE WATER

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29991645
AQB, CRBP, CLF, BHS, PLTR and WKHS, of course

>>29991710
>temporarily humbled $9 stock
It has literally failed most of its previous drug trials and they only have one drug, which failed last time around.

>>29991645
at 180 iq your trading lean hog and cash settled butter futures and dont think of stocks anymore

>>29990709
What happens next?

damn divvies are pretty comfy they're gonna pay me for holding a stock i wanted to hold anyway

>>29991739
yes

>>29991712
its crabbing and sleeping until next catalyst. It's premiums are the tits though. Also who is this?

>>29991697
unironically buy amazon

>owns twitch, the largest platform for degeneration titty streamers
>sells camgirls all their props/outfits via wishlists
>will probably buy onlyfans

>>29991709
t is one of the worst stocks in the world

>>29991697
Pussydoping stocks maybe? I've never seen anyone make a profit with them though, their 10 year charts all look like combs lol
Probably great material for people who do options.

>>29991725
>But you said this in november.
I personally didn't
but it's pretty clear that it was overvalued as fuck at the 40 mark and I don't see why it would go back up there again

>>29991849
That's a man.

>>29991856
One essential component of modern investing is that there be the word "horse" in the name.

>>29991872
What are you holding?

>>29991762
Just buy either, it'll go TO ZEE MOON soon and you can double your money.

>>29991799
Imagine unironically thinking this economy has a future.

Why on fucking earth is CRBP going up

>keep loading up on calls
>keeps going up
literally never going down again. only up from here

>>29991866
Higher lows. We go up, for now

What's the ROI on scripting a bot to snipe the 30M get and pump a penny stock?

>>29991725
Now or last Thurs/Fri would've been smart. It seems like it's corrected since the huge run up it had a couple weeks ago. Data is always valuable.

>RKT

>>29991856
Yikes, maybe I shouldn't have bought PLTR after all.

>>29991966
many sirs doing the needful

>>29991704
t. Singhar Abdulahjad Mahmoud Ranjeesh-Cohn

>>29991803
Good luck. I couldn't get a fill at 0.05 or 0.10. Tried for days. I've only been able to get fills at 0.20. Its nice when there's no bids cause it makes me look like I'm up 20000% on them.

>>29991861
This, but also Federal Reserve shares and negative duration bonds.

>>29991866
BUY THE DIP

DON'T LET IT FALL

POWER HOUR SOON BOYS

One day everyone curses soxl, the next everyone praises it

>>29991733
I don't know but that pic with your post. Lol bro hope things get better

>>29991941
Sorry him. I'd love to prematurely ejaculate on him.

>>29992029
Kek CRBP has the entirety of india moving its stock 30 cents up

I'm gonna buy 2k in SPY puts. There's no way people don't start taking profits on an almost 3% day with such low volume.

I'm gonna fucking cooooom

>>29991680
>DUDE ITS ALL A SCAM, EVERYTHING
>ALL HAN CHINESE LIVE IN POVERTY
>COMMUNISM BAD, DONT TRUST THE CHINKS
>MUH POOR MUSLIMERINOS AND THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS
>ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, ANY DAY NOW
>JACK MA, WHERE IS HE?
Magatard spotted

>>29991966
MMs were shaking people out by shorting it. Now institutions are buying the cheapies right before trial results.

So /smg/ did YOUR picks outperform GME today?

>>29992054
PUSH

>>29991762
ACEV has good fundamentals and is a pretty safe play for the years to come, see >>29986992 and >>29987127

>>29991709
I would rather buy AMT or CCI instead of AT&T

>>29991712
https://twitter.com/urfavcoffeegurl

>>29992041
>Federal Reserve shares and negative duration bonds

>>29991933
>why

fundamentals not matter

>>29991941
I would cum inside that man

>>29992129
this but for America, and unironically

With SOXL’s split tomorrow, what’s a realistic target price in about a month or two? Most of my funds are in it and I’m wondering about realistic gains.

>>29992130
How do you know its institutions buying it up?

>QCOOM

IM RECOOOOOOVERING

>>29992131
I will never manage to be a GME chad

>>29992131
is gme worth the risk?

MY WORKHORSE

I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMING

>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS
>WKHS
WKHS

>>29992129
>/smg/ unironically getting chinese government shills now

Fucking made it.

>>29992182
it'll be back at pre-split price before you know it

>>29992117
same but I'm thinking tomorrow may just crab before a selloff

>>29991753
VIVE

>>29992182
2.2x

>>29992093
Many such cases. Almost all losses from last week erased in a single day.

>>29992131
Ja

>>29992182
Take a look at the options post split and see what the market thinks.

>>29992131
>GME is going up again

Why?

>>29992131
I wish...

>>29992229
I’m the only proven white American in this thread.

>>29992265
they tried putting me on trial for SOXL
ACQUITTED

>>29990709
Stop making threads you literal homosexual

>>29992182
Realistically it has a beta of about 4 meaning wherever SPY goes expect 3 or 4x the gains with SOXL. Sometimes it doubles in a month, sometimes it takes a year. With the semiconductor shortage those times could shorten drastically. I'm expecting a 3x minimum within 12 months

>>29992203
we are going to make it, my friend

>>29992093
>line go up
>WAGMI BUY BUY BUY TO THE MOON BOBO BTFO IMAGINE NOT HOLDING THIS
>line go down
>IM FINANCIALLY RUINED SELL SELL SELL BULLS BTFO IMAGINE HOLDING THIS PIECE OF SHIT NGMI
its not just SOXL, its everything

Yikes, imagine being excited about dailyhighs
Try week highs

>>29991958
SU

good stocks to hold for a year, for a poorfag with 2k euro?

>>29991504
$504.00???

I'll take it

YOU PUSH IT

>>29992308
>best market day in a long time
gee i dunno

Please republicans stop this third stimulus pack bullshit
You already deluded the USD as it is stop doing more damage god damn it!
I will have to sell all my US stocks and go into EU stocks if you don't stop!!

WKHS fags coping so hard right now.

who's ready for the sour hour dump

What's this pattern called?

>>29992284
This. Look at the ATM premium for the time frame you're interested, double it and add to the current price. That's the markets 50/50 expectations

>>29992131
nope

>>29992334
>yellow skin tone
Oh no no no

>>29992475
$ROPE

>>29992353

>>29992486
>Yellow skin tone
Are you color blind?

Thanks to anon for that swinging GTE tip, down almost 4.5% and looks like it'll close lower. I'll scoop some at close and hopefully dump at open.

Is GTE safe to enter now?

>>29992408
But did your picks outperform GME today anon?

Cheers to everyone who did btw, I can't reply to each one.

>>29992357
Pretty much this. Though I would like to hear what CC SOXL Chad has to say as well.

>>29992462
you mean the POWER HOUR PUMP MY ANVS?

>>29992401
AMD or QCOM but I would rather go with an ETF with that amount just to be safe; a 60/40 split in an MSCI World Index and Emerging Market ETF

>>29992475
>he bought

>NASDAQ up 3% today
Bobo officially fucked.

really fucking sour hour incoming, consider taking profits

>>29992182
How does a thousand sound lmao

>>29992360
how long until it hits ATH's again? because that's when im selling. currently im using this as an experiment to see how long that happens in what is currently a shitty scenario for me (im in at 147 for 300 shares), to prove the efficacy of buy and hold. if for some reason it's still crabbing around in this shitty area by the time SWBI earnings pay out on thursday, i'll buy more.

>>29992475
short call

>I didn't sell all my PLTR at open for SOXL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RACIST VAPORWARE LOSES AGAIN

>>29992335
based lumposter, lum is officially acquitted on all charges!

>>29992364
With SOXL the pain and gain are 3x though. It's like riding the euthanasia coaster.

>>29992545
>implying you can't

>>29992527
https://www.instagram.com/siler.samantha/

>>29992587
I would like to see this jumping on top of me

>>29992455
bought in at 8 and 15 dollars, eat my turds you pooaloo gevo nigger

Whats the most bullish sign of the day?

>>29992520
>>29992334
That's not white
Looks tint yellow to me

>>29992432
A weak dollar will pump the every-loving shit out of the export market. X to 40 EoY.

>>29992601
Are we in Hawaii or Puerto Rico here?

>>29992395
>SU
WHY ITS SU SHITTING THE BED EXPLAINYOURSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29992648
Why

>>29992686
these dubs

>>29992587
>Nasdaq up 3% today Gevo the same
How is this even possible while everything is pumping so damn hard

Sour hour in full force. Muh GAINZ

Hmm...I want to dump these 2.50c atos April calls so bad but idk. They arent selling. I dont want to drop the price rn though

>>29992644
I'm not saying it's impossible friend, I'm just asking for tickers.

what are the chances BILI keeps going up tomorrow?

>>29992717
because oil is down you dummy

>>29992741
shameful

>>29992455
Stop being a bear and join the party, Pelosi is going to make the USPS majority democrat this week probably take her like 48 hours and then Workhorse gets the contract by next week and guaranteed back to 28 a share, its better than SEXL.

>>29992587
how much money to i need to make for a girl like that?

EMAN. up 10% today.

Lets OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

>>29992789
7

>>29992565
i dont want to be safe, i want to take risks of possibility to 3x or 5x my money

>>29992604
considering TSMC is currently hit by a draught having to literally send in truckloads of water to keep them going and car manufacturers being favoured, it's going to take some time. although it might go up nonetheless because of the executive order

>>29992724
why what? simply providing a source to an image as the one posting should have been doing

>>29992587
Name

>>29992810
about three fiddy

>>29992717
+1.76%
HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH TO BUY AN UNDERVALUED VERTICALLY INTEGRATED OIL COMPANY WHILE THE ECONOMY RAMPS UP AGAIN

>>29992741
>41
PLTRanny confirmed

>>29992689
Have a better picture then. Now post yours along with ID pajeet.

>>29992520
No, I can see red and green

Has ANYONE ever gotten rich from oil besides the people who own the pumps? Seems like the only worthwhile move to make in oil/gas is to be bearish whenever something temporarily pumps it.

Who here /buying cheapies/ after biden and opec skullfuck the cost of oil?

>>29992810
unironically? maybe 500-800k and just play it off as a million

Advice on selling my future soxl covered calls go

Am I retarded if I buy 9 put weeklys for amc this week

>>29992832
Okay. Bet it all on roulette.

>>29992877
>fat hand
it was inevitable i suppose

>>29992587
Name
NOW

>>29992832
you shouldn't take risks with _all_ of your available assets and if you do you are going to loose more than you will gain due to your non-existing risk management. you do you but I highly advise you against gambling... once it's gone, it's gone for good

>>29992931
sell high buy low

easy as

>>29992877
lmao, the lighting you are working with is doing you zero favors.

>>29992129
Honestly I already you have never been there but I'm going to laugh so hard once you find out the hard way never to trust Chang.

>>29991790
Same. MSFT is top tier boomer cash reserve.

>>29992475
The Cleveland Cliff

>>29992789
The top for BILI seems to be around $150. I’d take profits there if you’re risk adverse. But I’m holding mine until late March when my 1 year is up.

>>29992877
u are 100% w/o a doubt chinese (not one of the other anons)

>>29992935
reddit tier

>>29993005
YOLO

GME is doing it again

I told you guys yesterday when I got my burrito for free that I was feeling incredibly bullish about today

you should have listened

>>29992877
>An actual Amerimutt

Lol fucking niggers

>>29992935
Buy PAA calls

Who else here ranned off on the Plug twice?

Theme song:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0

I honestly wont even get hard unless soxl does 15% on the day. Avgo earning soon so it will have a dump.

>>29992832
Then go VSTO

>>29993085
>Red on a green day
How?

>>29992877
this is what white looks like for all anons who needed a reference...

>>29993034
yeah I'm probably selling at open tomorrow either way to take profit

>>29992601
I'm in love with this girl idk what it is

>>29992644
That said, it's becoming increasingly difficult to beat it on the daily unless it takes a massive shit!

>>29992877
>>29992334
>(((white))) american
>fat and brown

>>29993031
lmao

If I buy one soxl right now am I still good for the split?

Oh god /smg/ why arent more of you holding Vuzix?

honest advice, if you're down today you will never make it, stop while you still have something, close your account and transfer it to a vanguard index fund, never touch it again

>>29993085
>15k in account
>3.10 buying power
>robinhood

BACK TO WENDYS, WAGIE.

bros i have had a vision. those of us who do not fap all of march will end with +200%

who's with me?

>>29992130
yes we warned you about the hidden tigers striking but it's a pity some didn't listen and now the hidden tigers were able to buy many cheap crbp baggies

bros my portfolio isn't beating the gamestop benchmark

>>29992976
>>29993022
>>29993045
>>29993079
I hate every single one of you.

>>29993022
i think that's hypertension
i chain smoke and mines not that fucking bad
he should cut back on the 10 cheeseburgers a day

>>29993030
I have 184 shares kek. Working on rounding up. I wish they would offer another split. Has been almost 20 years.

>Option I want had been at 10 for literally weeks.
>Set order in pre market
>It magically bumps up 3 dols before market open

Oh fuck you robink*kes.

>>29993203
wtf I fapped three times already

>MARA
>RIOT
YEP, I THINK WE'RE BACK!

>>29993090
easy 20 percent profit but I didn't have any money available to buy... sad

>>29993175
You'll have to call their customer support at this point.

>>29993140
>I'm in love with this girl idk what it is
She's not wearing a mask and having a good time. Basically a big middle finger to the government. Based.

>>29993005
2k isnt all my available assets, i just want to trow 2k to high risk high reward stock and hold n forget about it

>>29993175

>>29993135
cute feminine hands

>>29992334
>white
Kek. No you are not and if you have ever been to china in person your opinion would change so quickly.

>>29993140
yee she pretty cute

>>29992643
SOXL is perfect grist for the /smg/ schizo mill

>>29993125
Gay communist markets full of tranny government titty suckers that's how

>tech and hydrogen moon
>commodities diüve into the ground

>>29993135
14 year old boy hands, embarrassing tbqh

>>29993175
No

>>29993203
Masturbation is a sin. I'm never in the red with Jesus Christ by my side.

>>29993233
>damn pajeets ruining my thread
>is a pajeet himself

>>29993135
When was the last time you went outside?

>>29993233
why are your fingers so short? unless your palm is freakishly big

>>29993220
How about the simple, conservative portfolio of RIOT calls?

>>29993233
put your hand in the toilet

>>29993295
>high risk high reward
>hold n forget about it
uhm... these two don't go well together, my friend

>GME goes up
>Entire market goes down
Someone just kill this fucking cancer stock already.

>>29993135
post butt

>>29993251
The algos are great employees. The never sleep and alway drive a hard bargain

>>29993233
you are NOT white lmao... u may not be chinese but you are 100% not white

>>29993233
Move to China then faggot

>>29993392
MY HANDS ARE RED BECAUSE IT’S COLD OUTSIDE AAAAAAAAAAAA LEAVE ME ALONE

>>29993434
why not join the it instead for a quick buck?

RCEY anons, how are you feeling?

>>29993149
GME will almost certainly take a massive shit.

>>29993418
february 2020 my city has been on permanent lockdown. please petition your government to nuke us or something

>>29993184
Been yelling at them for a year, lad. Some people just arent meant to make it.

>>29993453
If you went outside sometime your skin would be that color too

The fuck?
Did GME just pump to 126 when I looked away?

>>29993184
>Oh god /smg/ why arent more of you holding Vuzix?
I bought a pair of Vuzix Blades thinking it would be cool cyberpunk gear. Biggest waste of 600 dollars in the history of mankind

>Spend 1k on a GME call
>Sell for $500 profit 15 mins later

>>29993503
RYCEY STAYS SPYCEY AND TREATS ME NYCEY

>>29993566
just ignore it

>>29993135
>Not even hair on it
My God what did they do to you?

NEW THREAD
>>29993575
>>29993575
>>29993575

NEW
>>29993595
>>29993595
>>29993595
>>29993595

>>29993321
that body is amazing

someone bake a real thread the blacked splitter is back

>>29992527
Just market buy at close.

>>29993502
GME can stay constipated longer than you can remain solvent

>>29993251
>for literally weeks
>robink*kes
Go back.

>>29993613
only chronic masturbators have hairy hands...

>>29993620
cringe bro

>>29993135
goddamn dude go outside every once in a while.

>>29990709
new thread
>>29993145
>>29993145
>>29993145

>>29993503
Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Ltd. =/= Rolls-Royce Holdings Plc

>>29993589
Be more specific nigger.

>>29993620
False and homosexual

>>29993620
What is this homosex thread?

>>29993433
worst case i lose 2k (not a life changing money)
best case (i make 10k from that 2k) that would allow me to place more bets

>>29993620
Might have been first but your thread is shit.

I CHOOSE LUM
>>29993624
>>29993595

>>29993733
we know

>>29993741
Specific about what? I bought a call for 10.00 and sold it for 15.00 what else do you wanna know? 4/16 800c

>>29993733
Rolls royce holding is better. Fuck cars.

what options do I buy right NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>29993135
I'd this a hand thread? Peep mine. Excuse the hairs