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Mom found the Crypto Pornography I jack off too.

>> No.29941378

>mom found the remy lacroix nft's

>> No.29941397
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29941397

Mom found the creepshots of her that i jack off too

>> No.29941465

>>29941397
wtf

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>>29941309
Mom found the poo sock

>> No.29941520

>>29941397
noice

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>>29941378
Worse she found the pictures of the bitcoin man buttfucking Buterin as a trap. She hasn't spoken with me in 2 days probably because she thinks I'm a degenerate fag, I tried to play it off as a joke but she didn't buy it. I don't know to do anymore.

>> No.29941547

>>29941397
you wanna share em fren?

>> No.29941653

>>29941467
hold up...

>> No.29941659

>>29941397
She probably creamed her panties instantly

>> No.29941665

Mom found out I really like her pies and made delicious pie to me. Feels good to be normal.

>> No.29941722

>>29941526
Shit like this is why I'll never relax at any fancy yacht party. Because I'll know for a fact that there will be crypto people there. And that all of them are sick degens

>> No.29941764

>>29941665
EXACTLY

>> No.29941766

Mum found my Bad Dragon Zaratan XL in Duka-Cola Quantum colour

>> No.29941778

>too
retard

>> No.29941854

My mom still doesn't know I got my girlfriend pregnant. Fucking third kid, shit. I'm hiding as much money as I can into crypto for when shit eventually hits the fan and she's fucking Asian. I don't want a fucking halfbreed damn it.

>> No.29941969

During the jan '18 alt bubble I was watching my blockfolio hit $100k then 101, 102, pulled up the DBC chart and got a massive hard on and just fapped to the green dildo on the 1m just ramming up against the top of the chart, autoscale making it just dominate the rest of the chart.

>> No.29942069

>>29941309
>Crypto Pornography = CP