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>>29917163
humans aren't evolved to live over 25

>jerk off
>

>>29917163
>NON-NEGOTIABLE
What didn't you understand by this? Do your face pulls anon.

>>29917237
>profit

>>29917201
its actually around 37

>>29917201
but she persisted

>>29917163
>shoulders hurt constantly no matter what
>only 26

>>29917201
Yeah the existential dread and realisation that you will actually die and it’s not just something that happens to other people kicks in about that age too

>>29917163
Yea as you get older these things tend to happen regardless of your health or lack of it

>>29917287
Ok that might be more accurate as I’ve basically spent all year freaking out about dying and in that old. My hips going too.

>>29917287
im 36.

>>29917201
If you didn't die in childhood you could easily live for 50+ years, the child mortality just brought the average down to like 30.

>>29917163
you're doing something wrong. lifting too hard or working an imbalanced strength, not walking enough, eating wrong, not sleeping enough, not relaxing enough, sitting too much. you don't have to live in pain anon, i implore you to adjust variables until you figure it out.

>neck cracks all the fucking time since I was 15
>still feel it today
>mfw 19
I’m ngmi, am I?

>>29917163
I fell asleep with the hiccups years ago, woke up with a chest pain and I still have it to this day. It's fairly minor and I only feel it if I sneeze in my chest instead of abdomen, cough heavily, or certain exercises. But it can hurt pretty bad if I hit it the wrong way sometimes too. It's weird and I'm only 25. Oh well bros accept your mortality now no point in prolonging that fact. We all have an expiration date.

>>29917201
Unironically, i'm in better shape and more healthy now i have 34 than when i was in my early twenties...

>>29917482
Sounds like they're doing everything wrong

>>29917509
are you anxious? all my stress goes to my neck

>>29917163
Bad genetics

>>29917552
Deciding to take care of yourself at that age is great but the damage from your 20’s will hit you soon, trust me :)

>>29917830
What damage from 20's do you mean?

>>29918116
Drink, drugs, jacking off to 2d anime chicks 5 times a day... the usual. Oh and I would strongly advise you to not sit down or look at a screen for more than an hour a day :)

>>29917353
I have that since I am a kid.

>>29917287
>what is infant mortality
You're not supposed to average lifespans like that, dumb dumb.

>>29917353
i started getting that more around 18

>>29918712
I don't do any of those except except screen part. But why? I work a helplesk job

>>29917237
>jerk off
>penis hurts
>cum
>balls hurt

>>29918780
Same and I’ve got double vision now and a permanent bad neck and shoulders plus my brains mush

>be alive
>life hurts

>>29918817
That’s the awareness, the actual acceptance and holy shit panic comes later. Enjoy yourself while you can :D
>>29918867
meant this reply for you kind of >>29919235 It’s really really not good for your body. At least stand up to work and stare long distance every 30min for a few min. I got really bad with iPhones though but pc was still not good.

>>29918712
Good thing for me I was /fit/ in my 20s, only smoked weed and drank on occasion, and I never had to resort to fapping all day.

33 and I shit on my 23 year old self in every physical aspect. Sucks to throw away the prime of your life and doom yourself to play catch up with your health forever Anon. Hope you get it together.

Anyone with joint pain should try CBD oil. If you're in Canada it's extremely easy to get. It has worked wonders for pain and is neuro protective. Also remember if you regularly exercise and stretch you are going to be healthier and feel much better.

>>29917549
is the chest pain right on your sternum?

>>29917237
>Develop crippling habit that monkeys do in cages.

>the testicle pain is back

>>29917558
those are just some things to think about. i doubt he's doing it all wrong

>>29919686
Not long now my friend.

>>29919432
Give it 3 more years :)

>>29917163
My fingers are almost always cold and the joints nearest my fingertips as well as the tips almost always hurt. I think it's a side effect of using adderall as a crutch to finish my meme degree.

>>29917201
The human heart only peaks in potential growth at around age 35 last time I checked.
And the pre-frontal cortex is only fully developed around age 25.
You probably will just call me a cuck, but life expectancy in the old testament declined drastically as time went on.
Consider also the number of diseases people have picked up over millennia that our bodies fight off.
There's a cost to that kind of immunity, whether it's allergies in people with type O blood to fight off viruses, sickle cell in blacks and Meds to fight off Malaria, and all kinds things that might "cripple" us in some way to keep us alive in another way.
The Egyptians lived through centuries of malaria and liver flukes causing internal bleeding (and peeing blood).
People are designed to live much longer than 25, we just don't live in the most ideal environment.

>>29917351
Do push ups. And rows. You got a weak back. You can fix that in a month

>>29917280
Is this guy a meme around here? I remember one of his videos helped my back pain a lot

are supposed to work out with sore muscles? like if you worked out yesterday?

>wakes up
>dies
Quit your bitching.

LMAO, LOOK AT ME, YOUR MOM IS MINE
What r u gonna do? I checked your ID, you stupid shiller
MY PURSE WITH JULD AND I AM RICH
>Go home poor boi

>>29917163
It gets better after about a year and a half of lifting/eating right

>>29917163
>do a big poo
>bumhole hurts

this is why i feel good about being a manlet at 45 years old people think im 30, i still feel the same as i did when i was in my 20's ,bones joints and eveything still feels great for me, i can still develop muscle when i work out. ,full head of hair, still dont need glasses, good skin. i notice lots of co workers ,6 foot guys with joint back neck problems blad, grey hair bad shape. gravity sucks for them.

being a manlet as an old man is not a big deal anymore, people look at me as a wise old dude now, get respect just by being old.

>>29917163
You ok, brah?

>>29917163
You need to up your protein - particularly bone collegen intake - Like that Caveman shit from infowars dot com. I've tried a lot of them but this is unironically the best - just try not to taste it as you swallow.

Also cut the carbs. All of the carbs.

>>29917163
>pull muscle in back/neck/shoulder sleeping or sitting at my desk

i'm 32 years old and i lift weights. why is this happening to me. also

>get drunk once every few months (6-12 beers) and feel like shit for 2 days

NEET can sit on the floor cross-legged in front of his computer all day and night, Wagie has to ruin wagie's life by sitting in an ergonomical torture device

>>29922088
NEET will kill himself by age 30

>>29921495
>>get drunk once every few months (6-12 beers) and feel like shit for 2 days
I'm 24 and this is me as well

>>29917353
I cared more about randomly dying of appendicitis when I was a kid. Nowadays I drink water constantly and sometimes I wonder if I'm pissing because I have early prostate cancer instead, but don't care enough to get it checked out. It's strange that dying as an adult doesn't seem that bad, because the peak of my teenage youth is behind me anyway and now I just have the dreary grind of my 30s to look forwards to until I hit middle age and cease to be the main character of my own life.

>>29920752
The chad elf?

>>29922782
Nope, 37 and I’m fine.
>>29923934
You are always the main character. It’s just people stop treating you like one and you get ignored more and more until it’s just you and your own thoughts, screaming, endless internal screaming and rage :)