/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29845067
I’m going to try to interview CLF tranny for the podcast. Anything you want me to ask him?

Tell the CLFtranny you didn't mean to be mean to him. He absolutely will not try and censor you!
>joowzsmash.chatango.com/
>real time photo of a tranny shitting itself

>>29845134
find out if he's pre or post op

>>29845134
Yeah ask him why he thinks his insufferable shilling helps CLF rather than hurts it by turning people away.

What is the next commodity play? Oil looks way overinflated. Copper and steel too.
I don't want to go into REEs, because I hate the "Big stock" meme.

bull bond anon

what bond ETFs do you suggest? Wouldn't mind having more than just oil stocks to hedge inflation against

Dubs and I jerk off,

>>29845319
TLT. Keep in mind that bonds can literally go only down from here, especially if inflation is confirmed.

>>29845134
try to get him to honestly disclose his position in clf, theres no way he didn't cash out.

>>29845394
Dubs and you can’t jerk off for a month

This isn't good pennybros...
I just went down the rabbit hole and researched all of our crown jewels. There is a huge legitimacy problem.
>GRST's listed address is pic related.
>EGYF is being investigated for tax fraud.
>DGTW's CEO was arrested yesterday at his palm beach mansion
>MJNE doesn't actually exist
>WOGI is filing for bankruptcy

i just realized the market is closed on monday
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT WILL I DO FOR THREE DAYS

STIMMY STYMMI STIYMMYIIIIIII!

>>29845450
Dubs and im jerking you off

daily reminder to sell covered calls

>>29845477
Wait, what?
AGAIN?!

Last two digits of this post determine NIOs price after earnings on Monday

>Palantir: The Sell-Off Is Not Over

>Of course, a major reason for the sell-off has been due to the recent bearishness in the general markets, especially with high-growth tech operators. It does look like investors are getting nervous about rapidly increasing interest rates.

>But general market sentiment is not the only factor impacting PLTR stock. Keep in mind that the latest earnings report was also disconcerting for Wall Street. Now it’s true that – on the surface – the performance looked solid. Revenues jumped by 40% to $322 million, trumping analysts’ prediction of $300.7 million. As for the non-GAAP earnings, they came to six cents a share, compared to the Street estimate of two cents a share.

>So then what was the problem with the report? Well, it looks like growth will decelerate. For the full-year, the forecast is for revenues to rise by around 30%.

>The Chief Operating Officer, Shyam Sankar, sold 757,510 shares at prices that ranged from $24.59 to $29 (he netted over $21 million). Then there were the sales of 2.7 million shares from three other executives. They include Stephen Cohen, the cofounder and president; Matthew Long, the general counsel; and Ryan Taylor, the chief legal officer and business affairs officer.

>Such activity is not necessarily unusual (after all, equity compensation is a big part of the Silicon Valley way). But it is still a red flag. Whenever a group of executives sell off their shares — especially after a big run-up — this is a sign that the valuation of the stock is on the high side.

>And this really should not be a surprise either with PLTR stock, which is trading at 24 times sales. This is definitely a stretch, as the growth rate is likely to come down. Thus, it might be better to temper expectations on this investment for now.

PLTRannies 41%ining soon

>>29845394
Dubs and you jerk me off

>>29845400
>>29845319
TLT is fixed income to hedge inflation you want TIPS

>>29845319
What >>29845400 said.
Bond stocks will do poorly if inflation is confirmed, because then the Fed will act against inflation.
Market will crash as a self-fullfiling prophecy, as everyone moves their money out of stocks to buy the post rate-hike cheapies.

>>29845566
Anon get jerkin buddy

>>29845400
if bonds can literally only go down from here why would i buy them. Also the TLT chart looks the same as any other chart, like we're around ATH rn

>>29845300
If you don't know, then you will stay poor. Amazon started as an online bookstore. (Bezos has signed off on the deal, btw. Blue Origin launch was delayed to throw off Beijing. Will be moved up after Myanmar is sorted out)

>>29845438
If he agrees and it happens I’ll do this

They Were Trying To FUD JBT-101. They Lied About The Trials Being Poor. Of Course. Hidden Tigers Are Coming Out Now. Soon They Will Stop Caring And Buy. Soon There Won't Be Any Retail To Scalp Off Of. The Lupus Trials Are Going To Be Announced Soon. They Knew Lenabasum Worked The Whole Time.

Scared to buy anything. Ehlp

>>29845477
wait plz no

>>29845547
>it’s realistic
Holy shit kek

Looking to day trade on hype next week, any incoming rumours and so on?

dark pools

>>29845662
>If you don't know, then you will stay poor.
That's why I'm asking smartass.

>>29845319
If you want to hedge against inflation, I suggest PMs

>>29845734
Yeah.
>>29845705
I know what you should buy.

>>29845559
Employees are able to sell their stock publicly for the first time ever. Of course they'e dumping.

PLTR is a fucking goldmine. Fighting domestic terrorism will be a major theme of the Biden administration. The War on Terror will come home and companies like PLTR will profit.

I plan on buying PLTR every month for at least the next 2 years. No opinion on short term performance though.

>>29845662
books aren't a commodity dipshit

>>29845547
FUCK

>>29845566
FUCK!!!

>>29845559
https://youtu.be/PzM0LzybwG4?t=590
Long term onlyfags.

Looking to get into oil. What do you think? Integrated oil or oil production?

>>29845705

When will americans get their checks? I need to drop my bags

>>29845559
>>29845789
Anybody that actually invests in PLTR is just fucking stupid. Their is literally no reason to ever think this company is going to make it. It's a joke.

>>29845880
Keep in mind that chinese stocks will dump in the spring.

>>29845789
>Employees are able to sell their stock publicly for the first time ever. Of course they'e dumping.
see: "Such activity is not necessarily unusual (after all, equity compensation is a big part of the Silicon Valley way). But it is still a red flag. Whenever a group of executives sell off their shares — especially after a big run-up — this is a sign that the valuation of the stock is on the high side."
>The War on Terror will come home and companies like PLTR will profit.
PLTR played a role in the killing of Osama and still did not make a profit for 18 years
>I plan on buying PLTR every month for at least the next 2 years.
The company will be on its way to bankruptcy in two years

>>29845824
Imagine him scrolling through the commodities list and wondering why he isn’t seeing books

Tutes Have Been Loading Up On CRBP.

>>29845880
get over here anon i'm waiting

Good day for me. We came under budget at the kroger, gas bill wasn't as much as I thought it'd be, and fuck man my other utilities (single bill for electric,water,sewer,cable,net) wasn't as high as I figured either. The cake topper is more free govt money is one step closer to coming to me..

>>29845881
there is no "long term" for this company, it will implode in five years max
>>29845987
this is all true and I like reminding the palanqueers of that

Lol.

>>29845987
so obvious who has been here and who hasnt. the current hot newfag way to try and fit in is shit on pltr. youre a joke

>>29845880
Stay strong fellow chink bro.

>>29846112
>the 40 year old data scienoooooor
oooh im gonna DATAAAAAAAA SCIENNNCEEEE

>>29846112
god those little budding titties get me so hot

Do any of you actually do your own valuation

>>29846005
>profit on a growth company
DURRRRRR

>he invested in mutant salmon
>he invested in gay horse
>he invested in racist vaporware
>he invested in CRBPajeet
>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
please tell me you did not do this

Something to understand about inflation is that buisnesses tend to not actually keep up with the money supply. Weimar got so bad specifically because inflation was SO pervasive that the buisnesses started selling items at higher prices then actual inflation came in at, usually businesses LAG inflation printing by a couple months, with weimar they started front running the printing meaning prices were higher then there was even money for

>>29845319
I'm the actual dude from last thread, I recommend EDV, it has a longer average duration then TLT.
Inflation isn't over 2% though, bonds haven't priced that in, I would wait anon. The fed is still dovish. Keep stacking money on equities, start keeping an eye on the 30 year yield and once it climbs past 3.5% that is when you consider buying in if the fed starts talking about maybe tapering down on inflation. Remeber, rate cuts are priced in for 2023 at this point, when they start moving up then you start looking to buy

It kinda feels weird to lose a lot of money on stock market.
It also seems I can easily make it back, but I need to stop getting too greedy and stop trying to hold instruments through losses because "it might come back" as I never managed to endure long enough to get profitable again.

Are we really going to shill potatoes and make wsb squeeze the potatomarket?

>>29846206
I have 400 shares at 62 fuck me

Most analyst have a price target of 70+ for NIO, and Li Auto reported good earnings so theres hope.

>>29846264
dont forget the canadian nasty skunk ditch weed stock.

>>29846293
YES

Thoughts on NAT? Did some DD today and I was wondering what the overall opinion here was.

the markets are closed
there's nothing to do
it makes me wish i
died from china flu

>>29846264
Scared. Emotional. Doesn't Do Research. Hasn't Even Seen CRBP On The Catalyst Yet.

You Don't Know What's Coming.

>>29846254
>growth with an unscalable business model
good luck with that

>>29846308
I bought at like $13 so I'm still way up. NIO is a good long term hold. I would have sold by now if I didn't believe that. It's the CCP's chosen EV manufacturer.

>>29846264
>>he invested in mutant salmon
No.
>>he invested in gay horse
No.
>>he invested in racist vaporware
Yes.
>>he invested in CRBPajeet
No.
>>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
Made 230% on CLF puts this week

>>29846380
Based. I talked about you on the podcast.

>>29846264
hahaha ya jeez glad i'm not a dumb fuck that invested in mutant salmon lol can't imagine how much more money i would have lost

>>29846027
Fuck off pajeet

Any TAKOF bros excited for march 3rd?

>>29846264
I invested in CRBPajeet and expect to double my money until May.

>>29845205
>the CLF tranny lied about leaving
He's obsessed with you anons on joowz

The Hidden Tigers Will Pounce Once CRBP's Lupus Results Are Released or Announced After EOM. They Will Likely Begin Pumping It 7:30 AM EST (2 Hours Before Market Open). Remember, The Algos Like To Strike During Premarket. The Hidden Tigers Wait At The Last Second. They Drive It Up After Accumulation.

>>29846420
Based

>>29846223
>Alex Karp looked disgusting–nipples protruding–in his white shirt before investors. Very very disrespectful.

>>29846264
>>29846434
Not gonna lie, I unironically want to invest in mutant salmon. Just look at the size of that thing.

My only problem is the ARK ownership. When (not if) ARK crashes and burns, it will take AQB with it.

>>29846456
Is this a new JAV title?

>>29846439
You Will Learn. You Don't Know What's Coming. The Accumulation Phase Is Coming To An End.

>>29846264
No I’d sooner trust chink shill anon before I bought any of that.

>>29845134
Who gives a shit about a tranny, why waste your time

>>29845477
you lying nigger it doesn't say anything about a holiday online

>>29846505
here's a you for making me chuckle good job anon

>>29846505
kek
>CRBP-1.85

>>29846267
that makes sense, thanks i'll read up on bonds since i gotta trim profits on my bloated equities and start de-risking

>>29845067
What are the downsides of 3x SPY funds? They beat the market over a long time, don't they?

>>29845566
Well then whip it out and I’ll make you nut harder than a bible slut getting back at her parents

>>29845789
That garbage stock is worth 40B and nobody knows what they do and they never had a profit.

Meanwhile one of my comfiest stock which is TTWO is worth 20B. Fuck this clown market.

Jesus christ being a wagie is just sad. Begging on your hands and knees for 15 an hour holy fuck

>>29846509
Ok I’ll bite, what’s your PT?

>>29846501
Biotech major here. The issue is simply the plebbs don’t understand what genetic engineering really is and it could be years before we get a population that isn’t retard afraid of it.

>>29846501
>When (not if) ARK crashes and burns

I honestly wonder how this will go down. ARK owns more than 10% of free float in more than 26 companies. ARK currently owns 30% of free float of the mutant fish company.

This all represents a massive liquidity risk in the event of a drawdown on the fund.

>>29846629
you tell me

Is saying that woman wake up earlier than men sexist?

>>29846691
They just won't disclose the fact that it's mutant salmon. I think their price is 3rd of that of wild salmon, so wholesalers will be all over their shit.

People won't care about "muh gmo" when it's cheap as dirt.

>>29846212
I'M I'M GONNA BACKPROOOOOOOPAGAAAATE AAAAAA

anybody use TD ToS? does the red mean the contracts were sold and green mean the contracts were bought?

>>29846629
They decay over time.

>>29846697
So, why do 1x funds even exist?

>>29846767
Depends if she makes breakfast or not.

>>29846695
Supposedly ARK will first sell it's liquid stuff (they own a bunch of AAPL for example, and of course TSLA) for exactly this reason. But then they will just fucking kill all memes they have accumulated over 2020.
I now hold strictly non-ARK memes.

>>29846812
like implying they take longer to get ready (but not said)

>>29846767
depends on the context. if anyone on the planet can possibly construe that as being said negatively towards women then yes.

During the Accumulation Phase, A Stocks Price Will Remain Within A Tight Range. There Is Not Much Money To Be Made During This Period.

The Purpose Of This Phase Is For Smart Money, The Hidden Tigers, To Buy Up As Many Shares As They Can At The Lowest Possible Price.
Smart Money Hidden Tigers Are Able To Keep A Stock's Share Price Within A Tight Range By Spreading Negative News Or By Selling Just Enough Shares To Drive The Price Lower And Scare You Out Of Your Position. The Hidden Tigers Are Right There Waiting To Buy.

>>29846682
My PT's On CRBP Is Start Selling 50% At $5-7 Based Price Momentum Since I Have Options. Eventually Could Go To $9.

>>29845067
Nice kot

>>29846667
>yes Mr Shekelberg give me 15 cuckbucks
What a way to piss away your life. Fuck boomers and fuck Jews for spreading wagie propaganda.

>>29845789
terrorism and shit is a joke

pltrs future is in helping big global companies

>>29846785
>tfw you convolve the kernels

>>29846810
because boomers are scared shitless of making too much money

>>29846868
Jesus christ my eyes.

>>29846697
Fair enough, do you believe we are at the bottom of the dip or do we have further down to go?

BUY TSLA 1000$ EOY

>>29846927
>>tfw you convooolve the kernels

>>29846555
Might be funny.

>>29846957
>>29846810
It can go wrong if you buy at the top and can never recover

It can also theorically fail if they leverage poorly

>>29846940
The Truth Hurts You. But You Will Get Used To It. And Use It To Your Advantage To Make Money.

Do Not Let The Hidden Tigers And Bedwetting Emotional Morons On Here Make You Sell Your CRBP Positions.

>>29846973
>mfw I'm already 68 shares in with a $50/ cost basis

When there is another 20-30% crash this year or next year, I'm buying COW (COW.TO).

>>29846801
There’s no such thing as leveraged decay.

Next week looks pretty bad, Cramer talking about tsunami of selling, he has a good point about buying dollar tree though, cause during times of inflation and market collapse, job losses a lot of people look to buy cheap shit, and cheap food. I think I read about it in the intelligent investor. Also I’m fucked, I should have used a stop loss, thought the market had another year in it before the big crash, but looking back over time, the market has always climbed back up after a crash, so you are better of just bagholding

Just watched the Bulls and Bears doco. How do I become an absolute mad lad like Rambo?

>>29846840
That feels like a death spiral though. Imagine you're holding ARK and you see them bailing on big names like Apple and Tesla to keep mutant fish or other biomemes. Absolute sell.

Also there are tons of funds watching for ARK drawdowns waiting to short the companies ARK owns a large % of float for this very reason.

>>29847042
good idea, we were just plotting a short squeeze on potatoes and milk in the last few threads

>>29847034
Will you stop if I buy? Please for the love of god.

>>29846801
>>29847060
They decay during a crab market and approach 0 during a crash.

>>29847116
A-are we commodity traders now?

>>29846864
yeah dealing with crazy socialists here

>>29846892
isnt 15 an hour perceived as minimum wage either way? do people unironically work for 9-12 n hour into their 30's? Its 15 some places, doesnt make a difference

>>29847114
Yeah. All ARK has to do is underperform QQQ for like a month. Then the outflow positive feedback will crash them to $0.

Burry is a raging autist, but sometimes he's right about these stuff.

>>29847069
Please Forget About Cramer Or Any Other Public Talking Head Manipulator , Those People Serve No Purpose Other Than To Lead Naive Retail Traders To the Slaughter.

Do Not Be A Cattle.

What are we drinking tonight, /smg/?
Whiskey sours for me.

>>29847149
3x on QQQ is a bit much, but some leverage is healthy in the long run too
>Nikkei tho

>>29847164
the only way to deal with crazy socialists is to shoot them. or don't engage at all

>>29847069
Only selling would be from people who bought the covid dip. Next week could very easily be red, but there’s no reason to expect a long term stock market downturn. What would be the catalyst?

As a PLTR buyer at 11 and seller from 30-25, I agree with the anti karp shill

Got 5k to spend. Should I double down on TSM?

>>29847215
Cramer is fine

>>29846626
You really should. If you're on later tonight, in about 7 hours, I'll post a deep dive into EDV & TLT LEAPS, both long and short, and their historic returns vs. Identifiable macro trends. There is big money to be made in bonds, watch the movie wallstreet to understand the bond market of the 70's that made so many fortunes

>>29847267
I’ve already started drinking vodka and Red Bull. I work nights so it’s drinking time for me.

>>29846264
I bought into CLF tranny's shillposts about 3 weeks before earnings.
I didn't bother reading /smg/ threads to know he was a shill until after I threw money into it.
I cashed out last Friday with 30% profit. My only regret was not buying puts before earnings, every other steel stock shit the bed after earnings.

>>29847269
>nikkei
damn it

>You guys thought we were kidding about GME round 2

>>29847116
>>29847159
what are the best potato and milk stocks?

>Cramer is fine

TSM, NXPI or AMAT?

>>29847149
Tqqq didn’t exist then. Try again.

I wonder how high SOXL is going to go by end of the year after the split thats about to happen

>>29846957
There are TQQQ backtests of the Dotcom bubble, if you bought at the top then you'd never see your money again, eveb during the current bull run it's worth like 15% of the Dotcom peak.
I am not touching TQQQ with a ten foot pole until it falls below $30 at least. Thankfully it's so volatile that a stiff breeze could knock it down that far. The main danger is another Dotcom style 5-year bear market.

>>29847267
Bells scotch blended whiskey

>>29847373
he doesn't really do anything positive or negative ,

>>29847367
UTZ for potatoes and also cunny

>>29847364
i like that reddit is pumping and dumping GME to itself. gives them something to do.

Oil Chads why does /biz/ refuse to listen?

>>29847269
The chart of a highly leveraged etf is extremely heterogeneous. Simply averaging over the last 50-100 years is not a good way to estimate optimal leverage.

>down $2300 in the last 2 weeks
>huge Feb turned red
>nearly all gains from beginning of year gone

just filed my taxes for a $2400 return and hope to get a stimulus check in the next month too. down bad rn bros why do the jews take money from us so swiftly

>>29847445
Lol.

Wait what if the market crashes before SOXL can break its ATH?

>>29846264
I fell for CRBP, but I managed to make a small profit, but I'm not touching that shit ever again

>>29847373
i hate to admit it but these picks were great. and the timing was great.

>>29847418
yea but don't just ape in 10k in one day. Throw like 1000 bucks a month in dummy like its a vanguard fund

>>29847364
Seeing as it’s under 3 digits yet again, yeah, it was a joke. Hope you didn’t FOMO into that and join the rest of the eternal bagholders.

>>29847272
Job losses, increase in fed interest rates, increase in taxes, higher inflation.

>>29847418
Meh, I bought TQQQ and a -30% OTM put against it.
If you look at that spike, there is very little chance we are within 30% of the peak.

>>29847476
kneepads

>>29847448
utz is based but it is too damn high right now

>>29847492
people who buy SOXL really dont understand what it is

>>29847404
>can't backtest a strategy represented by a ticker because the ticker didn't exist

>>29847466
I bought some more XOM in the dip on friday, feeling good

>I fell for CRBP, but I managed to make a small profit, but I'm not touching that shit ever again

Paytience. He Will Never Learn It. You Trade In 1 Week - 3 Month Timeframes On Swings. Do Not Get Impatient.

>>29847502
>I fell for CRBP, but I managed to make a small profit
What? When? You don't play CRBP for the daily price action.

>>29845493
TRIPLO SETTE GANG GANG

>>29847513
Job losses have continuously decreased since the beginning of the pandemic. The rest of that is speculation.

>>29847269
>Nikkei

>>29847466
>>29847576
I'm relly afraid that sandniggers will fuck oil up in the March meeting.

>>29847623
Lol. They Bought CRBP And They Were Too ADHD To Wait For The Catalyst. Lol. Many Such Cases.

>>29847579
He isn't shorting CRBP , top kek my sides, are you the oajeet it someone so delusional about losing money

>>29847696
saudi oil bro last month said they were gonna cut production

>>29847735
Lol.

wait are they getting rid of credit score.. ? or is that a meme i need to ask pol

>>29847561
You can, but it’s not accurate. The dotcom bubble was a bubble, what we are in is not. Not comparable.

shill me some oil stocks to buy

Lol.

>>29847561
haha i keep seeing this guy on the news who is this?

>>29847476
because they can

>>29847842
Suncor, obviously

>>29847753
They are voluntarily restricting their own production as a bargaining chip. If they cannot agree with Russia (like they couldn't a year ago), they will just open the taps to max and say "fuck it". Right when Texas gets back online.

>>29847842
XOM
SU
GTE
OMP
HFC

>>29847842
Suncor seems the be the most recently shilled option. That means it’s a good time to buy puts on it.

The U.S. Government is $27 TRILLION in debt.. What's their credit score? lol

>>29847795
> The dotcom bubble was a bubble, what we are in is not.

>>29847412
250

>>29847788
never ever, retard

>>29847691
Literally never gets less horrifying to see her. How is such a thing possible?

>>29847918
so should i pick up some puts to hedge my calls? it'll print one way or the other right? when is the march meeting?

>>29847982
Triple A +

>>29847982
Amount of debt means little in terms of credit score. It’s mostly based on repayment of said debts. So it’s probably pretty good otherwise they wouldn’t have been able to borrow so much money.

>>29847560
>people who buy SOXL really dont understand what it is
We do though. http://direxioninvestments.onlineprospectus.net/DirexionInvestments//SOXL/index.html?open=Summary%20Prospectus

>>29848013
she doesn't even have an excuse for being such a genetic abomination like the habsburgs

is ZOM still a meme stock

>>29847987
It’s not. Zoom out.

>>29848048
I'm pretty sure options will be exactly too costly around that march meeting to not be worth it.
It's March 4th.

>>29846416
>le unscalable
kek, im sure you have such an indepth understanding of not only their current products, but their RnD

Give it to me straight fellas. Is the market crashing monday?

>>29848094
I am convinced she's one of the fish monsters H.P. Lovecraft warned us about.

And not even the good type of fish monsters like AQB salmon.

>>29847560
SOXL is the best damn american semi company to ever put trucks on the road you filthy commie

>>29848126
>products
You say that, but they don't have "products". They have a fancy toolset for their data science outsourcing.

>>29848121
well good thing i loaded up on calls last week and didn't sell at the peak wednesday. Guess all i can do now is spend my last few dollars on rope

I'm so glad I sold this hot garbage when it was $36 and didn't try to diamond-hand it. Imagine doing that lmao

>>29848237
>bragging about losing money when you could have sold for $200 a few days ago
Uhhh...?

>>29848126
Enlighten us then. What growth potential does PLTR have that can’t be covered by other much larger tech companies that collect data? What’s PLTR’s endgame other than the “deep state” q-tard nonsense?

>>29847982
US government issues debt in dollars so who cares

>>29847795
any prolonged bear market will hurt as decay kicks in. bubble or not.

>US printing more money then every other country in the world at least from what I can tell
>Another 1.9t in printing happening soon
>Despite this, the DXY is gaining strength albeit small
I know there's a lot of factors that affect the DXY since its weighted against other currencies, but I'm surprised its still floating around in the 90s. Money isn't real.

>>29845134
tfw invested 200 bucks into CLF 2 days into lurking this board

I'll never forgive him

>>29848165
If it was going to crash it would have crashed this week.
We're just crabbing before the next spike. Buy now, this is as low as it will go for the next month at least.

I got some SQQQ puts on Friday, am I retarded?

>>29848126
>of not only their current products
you try to accuse me of not knowing anything about PLTR and you don't even know that they're essentially an IT consulting company that could be replaced by pajeets lmao

>>29848443
uhh did it not crash this week?

>>29848374
No such thing as leveraged decay.

I'm going to buy some farm land once crbp moon

>>29848383
>Money isn't real.
Maybe your understanding of money is flawed.

>>29848466
>what is beta slippage

>>29848462
No it didn’t. What the fuck do you think a crash is you braindead mongoloid? Any time there’s a red week it’s a crash?

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy these cheap shares while they last! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

guys two of my pokemon cards sold but i think they are worth more how do i cancel shit

>>29848519
Myth

>>29848383
this will make gold prices go up right
please say yes

>ES down 4%
>NQ down 7%
>Already mass panic and people crying about losing money
Imagine if this is only the beginning of a 20-25% correction that will take a few months, Apple back down under 100

>>29847466
I'm waiting for WTI to do their earnings report on Wednesday before I buy.

>>29848466
so you think the etf is magic?

>>29848624
Precious metals will never go up. Credit is the future. Nobody cares about boomer rocks.

>>29847364
GME at this point has the same risk-reward as weekly options on boomer shit

>>29848304
the only argument you ever see for Palantir is "bro it's Jewish freaking spyware never bet against the deep state"
which, yes, we will probably get even more and more monitored and spied on as time goes on and Palantir could take advantage of that if they were a competent company but they clearly aren't

>>29848618
>Underlying and leveraged both start at $100
>Underlying does -25%: $75
>2x leveraged does -50%: $50
>Underlying does +33%: $100
>2x leveraged does +66%: $83

>>29848537
an actual crash is going to be such an unmitigated slaughter of robinhood zoomers it's unreal, makes me understand why recovery from the dotcom years was so slow

>>29848645
>beginning of a 20-25% correction
I wish. Then my puts would actually bring some money. As it is, I'm at the minimum value I could be. My portoflio is down, but the puts haven't started making money.

>>29848383
Canada is even worse, they gave each retard like me around 10 grand as coronabux (CERB/CESB) just because im a student who lost my part-time job I was getting 8 hours in

that 10 grand is now over 50 grand, I wish they gave me the whole 10 grand at once to gamble sooner but I only started getting it around May (like 2k every 4 weeks)

>>29848728
:O

>>29844613
If you're still lurking, I wanted to thank you for an explanation regarding your general trading day/week/month and what you expect. That summary you shared was easy to follow. You and the other guy you mentored a few threads back are very helpful and I appreciate you both taking the time to explain in better detail on what to expect.

>>29845465
Id like to get into penny stocks because im following a few people who made bank but i cant find any of the symbols theyre talking about when i search on robinhood.
Do i need a specific broker to mess around with penny stocks?

honestly I was almost considering buying the ARKK dip but then I saw that she was buying a bunch of PLTR and WKHS. fucking why?

>>29848472
>buying 'farm' land
For commercial or personal use?

>>29848692
how do i invest in credit

>if you haven't been invested in american cannabis market last year you unironically will never make it.

>>29848537
but i went down 2% friday

>>29846264
I made good money swing trading WKHS but I didn't see the writing on the wall of how unlikely it was for them to get the contract. The bags are heavy.
I also sincerely believe in the mutant salmon, but that's gonna be a long hold for sure.

>>29848879
>IPOE

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/27/warren-buffett-says-never-bet-against-america-in-letter-trumpeting-berkshires-us-based-assets.html

SPY 400 by Monday close.

>>29848719
The government has a million other options other than PLTR. Fuck, even before PLTR existed they were doing this so I see zero need for a private company to intervene. PLTR is just a straight reddit meme due to their name and because the CEO calls his employees hobbits.

>>29848742
Thread had already slowed down since the red week. Robinhooders are already being genocided. Not much longer until they forfeit completely.

>>29848742
it was slow because we were hit with another wammy less than 2 years later with 9/11

>>29848882
>been invested in the north american cannabis market since 2010

>>29848882
and then i exited during the leddit pump.

now i dont know what to do with current valuations desu.

>>29848291

I was talking about PLTR

>>29847267
I have a bad cold so coffee and spicy soup, clears the bowels and nostrils quick and easy

>>29848920
Swing trading WKHS was always picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.
You would've done better with RIDE, because they swing almost as much, but don1t have such a fucking downside.

>>29848920
i dunno, the mutant salmon sounds pretty fishy to me

>>29847711
can you type normally, god it makes you come off as gollum

>>29848891
shut up or get out

>>29848956
To be fair, PLTR's offering is way beyond what the govt and other companies are doing. It's just that the integration costs are astronomical, and they sold all those meme contracts below cost for sure.

>>29848879
Take out a bunch of loans and credit cards then invest it. If you lose money and can’t repay then just declare bankruptcy and repeat. If you can’t declare bankruptcy, then flee the country for 7 years until the debt disappears.

>>29848742
>an actual crash is going to be such an unmitigated slaughter of robinhood zoomers

While that will happen, I think they will be a smaller faction. The real bubble is in corporate debt, as well as """definitely not debt""" shit like reverse factoring.

>>29848941
dude sold us out to china a long time ago

>>29845134
Ask him why he shills it so much. Also ask why he didn't cash out at a million. Enough to retire even with passive income from divy stocks (REITs and non-REITs for a combo of high and low divy diversification). $83k a year (~6.9k a month) with a 50/50 split on REITs and non REITs using current or close to current divy prices and rounded stock prices.

>>29845299
This.

>>29849064
What are they offering? Show me the details, what special data are they offering that FB can’t provide?

We are going to see SOXL at 400 by the end of next week. Is this a realistic view?

lmao they still try to shill this shit on /biz/
stfu and delete your 4chan acc
so ridiculous to check how you try to make faggots buy
I am not a bastard who believes in this shit, I use Bot Ocean for profitable trading with unique strategies

does burry have a feed or random financial news sites that he reads all of them?

i would of thought they would be below him, is there any reading material you like? i find TD and other banks in depth reports with price targets somewhat useful

>>29848462
Dollar & 10 yr yield said it wont yet.

Little iffy on the 10 but the dollar is keeping it steady.

>>29848941
he'll never recover from missing every big company of the last 20 years.

google? no, facebook? no, amazon? no apple? bought 2 years ago maybe

look at the top 20 largest companies in the SP500 and warren missed 95% of them.

and when he did buy it was IBM.

>SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
>SCAMMERS WITH TRASHTOKENS ON BIZ
>TURN ALLERTS ON, NIGGERS GO HOME
>I AM HERE JUST TO LAUGH ON YOU
>HOLD JULD AND DRINK TEQUILA
>EZ WAY TO GRAB $$$

>>29849300
With the 2008 crash, Burry was known for being the only guy to actually go through line by line the mortgages contained in MBSs. I don't know what his feed is, but it's absolutely autistic on a level most people can't comprehend.

>>29849238
They have a ton of preexisting data connectors, data cleaning filters, pre-written algos (filters, summarizers and correlators), a nice graph query framework and a fancy UI framework.
This is nothing someone else can't provide (with a lot of work), but they do have an advantage of already having this toolset.

>>29849300
Burry just comes here

Stop saying everything is a "squeeze".

STOP. SAYING. EVERYTHING. IS. A. "SQUEEZE".

>>29848891
>2% down
You’d be shidding and farding your pants if you saw my portfolio this week

>>29849469

>>29848304
it is literally a firm specifically dedicated to data science. google/amazon etc simply use data science to run ads or build network architecture. they dont receive government contracts to deploy data science specific software and modeling capabilities
>what growth potential
new contracts constantly coming in, and most importantly, public companies now becoming customers whereas previously it was all government
they literally lead the big data industry. you can read this anywhere

>>29849421
>Burry rage-posting about mutant fish

>>29849469
I lost 70% last week lol

>>29849411
Lel the company I currently do robotics for can provide all this and more. PLTR is a total meme.

>>29848941
i forgot this came out today

>>29848882
t. knows literally nothing about the ag sector. It's like saying farmers are wealthy because corn pops out of the ground like magic and because chickens lay eggs for free.

>>29849263
bro the split is next week

>>29849526
>Burry is the anti soijack sperg

>>29849469
I lost 5% last week even though I was a bear. Powell's speech on Tuesday really fucked me over.

>>29848472
>once crbp moon

when will that be, fren?

>>29849411
So essentially a very fancy elastic search stack as paid SaaS

The fuck did Robinhood mean by this?

>>29849390
Sounds pretty wild and kinda fun

>>29849587
Irrespective of the split, I'm talking about he relative price. The split means nothing and is hot air.

>>29849622
I’ve been posting my chink portfolio ever since the downturn happened.
>>29846206

This ain’t shit.

>>29849672
I wouldn't say that anon. I think there are a lot of people who want to get in soxl but were hesitant because of the price,

>>29849639
Literally. Although graph queries are a bit more powerful than your classic Elastic+Kibana stuff, but it's basically that. With a shitton of pre-written scripts. They have been doing this for more than a decade.

WAGIE!

>>29849652
>buying a depreciating asset for muh reddit upboats and not the appreciating asset
This reddit jew zoomer deserves the rope desu.

>>29849300
>>29849390
>>29849421
he started as a retail trader on some early stock trading forum while he was in medical school, i doubt he underestimates any information that's moving

>>29849652
some moron has to buy new cars so we can buy them used

>>29849739
Claim that offer goyim!

im 30 years old and have over $100k in savings, how am i doing?

>>29849652
...

>>29849652
he can live in the tesla

>>29849652
>buying a problem riddled car instead of a house
>probably still lives with his parents or rents from some turbojew

>>29848878
personal. I wanna limit my contact with other people as much as possible. I already ditched all of my friends. I still have family but that can't be helped.
>>29849621
I'm hoping next week if not sometimes next month.

>>29849672
>The split means nothing and is hot air.
Don't be so sure
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/noteworthy-etf-inflows%3A-soxl-adi-avgo-brks-2021-02-24

>>29849797
Good. Most Americans have under a few thousand and go bankrupt any time they have a medical bill.

>>29849711
We will see. But I definitely think that SOXL is still the most overvalued of the shilled ETFs atm.
My understanding is that a split only means that its easier for people to sell options and it has no underlying market implications.

>>29849797
Probably top 1% of all 30 year olds

>>29849712
Yeah it's a solid business model and definitely not a meme. But it's kinda cringe how people that don't understand software engineering think they're some evil spy company lol. They're just providing SaaS products with bells and whistles for data science purposes - which in it of itself is fine. Their government contracts are good but they'll make more money in the private sector ultimately.

>>29849797
Top 10% of Americans
>>29849794
Kek

New thread

>>29849920
>>29849920
>>29849920
>>29849920
>>29849920

>>29849832
>28
>45k
>thinks he can afford a house

Is having 200k in your 401k by 31 good?

>>29846840
and what happens to ARK ETFs when nobody wants to buy a plummeting TSLA?

>>29849923
>>29849887
>>29849952
damn, really? feels good man. GME helped a lot, idk if i'll ever see that kind of money that fast again but who knows.

my brother is 36 and has over 300k, how's that?

>>29849469
>>29849536
Pics now anons i want to see

>>29849835
what's your price target? im still holding 2k shares around $3, still waiting on the results. im only gonna count it as a loss if they fuck up the drug, otherwise i hodl. im selling the news either way pretty much, hopefully for a nice profit.

>>29849933
Now wait a minute though. They are not really SaaS in a "you just subsribe for one of our products, integrate it yourself and be happy" sense.
They have to manually integrate all their shit at the customer. With Palantir employees. And then support that for a decade.
This means with each customer they have to hire more and more people. Judging by employee reviews, they already sold way more integrations than they can do, and the engineers are getting way overstretched.

They are an outsourcing company, but they won't admit it. Unless they implement a Salesforce-like trainign program and contractors, they are absolutely doomed. And there is no sign of them doing any of this.
It figures since the CEO is a fucking tool, and their CFO has no finance experience.

>>29849852
Could you exp[lain the fundamental reasons why it would cause a positive price increase?
I thought ETFs are tied to the underlying price of its assets and not the volume of shares traded.
Also, the increase volume this week is mostly down to the selling of SOXL and not the buying of it.

>>29850034
I'm pretty sure TSLA will go back to $800 one more time in the following weeks.

>>29847040
should've gotten out in the high $800s

Daily remind that all PLTR fud is coming from below 130 IQ individuals

All of it is nonsense and unironic wojak spam

Insiders are finishing up selling their shares (less than 1% of the float was sold during the lockup expiration) and now that we have stimulus PLTR will unironically hit 60+$ eoy

>>29850138
Oh oof that sounds really really gross. Thanks for the legitimate insight here. Hard to find that on this general.

>>29850149
I was just meming bro. If SOXL were like SPY or the /ES futures or one of the ARK funds that invests in small caps there might be a case for the tail wagging the dog but the AUM of SOXL is relatively low and average volume is only something like 1.34 million shares so there will be no pump even if retail piles in after the split. It's fun to meme about though

>>29849519
This. If their data infrastructure was a meme then governments (like the us who already de facto own google and their tech) wouldn't be signing contracts with them.

>>29850277
Thanks for the good advice.

>>29850256
This is what the copypasta FUDder is trying to say too, but I think he's just doing it for fun.

>>29847215
>Please Forget About Cramer Or Any Other Public Talking Head Manipulator , Those People Serve No Purpose Other Than To Lead Naive Retail Traders To the Slaughter.
>Do Not Be A Cattle.
ah my fucking eyes stop capitalizing every word what is wrong with you?

>>29846110
Nice!

>>29850179
bag holder spotted
admit it anon, the bubble has popped. Save yourself a few hundred bucks per share and get out

>>29850887
I'm actually holding puts, but okay.

>>29850998
you're holding puts and expect it to go up to 800 in a few weeks?
what's this strategy called

>>29851051
"Waiting for the drop after the last pump, but not being delusional".
They expire in august.