/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29833354
bitcoin

Lolicoin.

>>29833447
Bitcunny

>>29833354
CUNNYCOIN WHERE!?

Pedos have a tight grip on their money

>>29833354
>tiny hole

what did you mean by this

you know that if this ever takes off, it's going to shit on doge and pepe tokens by branding alone right

>native wallet generates an anime girl for each coin you have based on the txn hash

what would be a better name
>CUNNYCOIN (CNNY)
>LOLICOIN (LOLI)

>>29836469
SENKO [SNKO] would give plausible deniability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM6PTZjnsvc

apparently the market hates free money

>>29836811
is this the male fantasy?

>>29836268
Imagine all the billionaire investors
They dont csre about dogs or frogs but lolis they do

>>29836942
i-i couldn't start this myself, as a NEET from /pol/ with no cash liquidity, using the help of pre-existing frameworks, could i?

>>29837008
this is the japanese gay nigger MKULTRA

>>29833354
kys

>>29833354
cunny.finance ($LOLI) coming soon, you heard it here first

>>29837118
if you really extrapolate things, couldn't you do an entire fucking brand image around this with like cyberpunk lolicore shit and market your token at the same time like the 2021 version of a company with its own stock?

>>29836811
Stop

>>29837035
when Hitler temporally saved Germany from outside influence and inner turmoil did he ever once stop and say, "nah, i can't do that"?

like some insane bastard will actually do this, you know he will do this, and it's going to be fucking huge because of the branding alone "omg it's loli crypto streetwear" holyy FUCK the hypebeasts will seethe over this

>>29837278
yeah and they kicked him out of art school anyway so he went and took over the world.
i just got kicked out of art school

what i'm waiting for is some hail mary redemption because i spent all my time learning esotericism and cognitive science instead of following crypto markets since btc was at $12

>>29837341
Save us anon

>>29837394
Don't worry anon, /biz/ will be the early adopters, and it's going to be fucking huge

>>29837341
sounds like your half way there anon
funnel that inner struggle and stifled creative expression into something useful and rewarding, like making a meme crypto that does a x200

>>29833354
CUNNYSWAP

>>29837636
>>29837642
>>29837817
i have a laptop, 3-figure liquidity, and over 9000 iq's. teach me the simplest way to set up a stable token that won't fucking shit itself. i'll actually do it, too.

>>29836811
unironically watched this while in the middle of listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw&ab_channel=MickGordon

i'm not even joking, if i get a windfall where someone's just like "yeah, download X library, read Y tutorial, connect to network Z", we will be $LOLI

>>29837994
RIP VND TEAR

>>29836811
Brehs...

>>29837921
It needs to be a standalone coin if you want normie money

>>29838054
anon, are we actually going to stand a chance?
i feel so vulnerable, a defenseless altruist in a herd of wolves.
we just need to free the lolis [by trading them on a public open market]

LOLIS WILL BE BOUGHT AND SOLD
THE LOLIS WILL BE MARKETED TO NORMIES
THE NORMIES WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BUY THE LOLIS
>$LOLI WILL MOON SO HARD THAT SNEED WILL INVEST IN CHUCK'S

>>29838127
so i want a standalone coin that works on the ETH network structure. is this possible, feasible, and easy. for one man.

>>29837088
>>29837250
based. free your minds, slaves.

>>29838338
already freed. now i want to thrive.
after you break the matrix, there's this OVERWHELMING feeling of "why isn't my life better yet!?" but your skillset becomes limited to what you've put outside the beaten path.

>>29833354
God I'd love to fill that tiny hole in the market, if you catch my drift.

>>29838332
>that works on the ETH network structure
That's the problem, I think. It needs to be marketed to normie hypebeasts like you said. But they aren't gonna buy ETH, pay fees to withdraw it to MetaMask/TrustWallet and then connect with a swap just so they can buy lolis. It needs to be piss easy to acquire which means it can't be an Ethereum token IMO.

>>29838474
here we go, proof of concept.
if there are actually whales in 8-figure hell just sitting around /biz/, that's more than enough monkey money to set up seed [& feed] capital without even worrying about losses over all.

>>29838549
so NIGerian tier DOGE architecture? let's do it.
remember though, i'm a fucking retard.
setting up basic PGP takes me half an hour.
i've never learned how to code and i mentally live in the late 1800s.

>>29836386
BANANO has something like this iirc, they have monkey themed NFTs
Also it can be "mined" with folding@home = """free money""" and people love that shit
Just fork it

>>29836386
BANANO has something like this iirc, they have monkey themed NFTs
Also it can be "mined" with folding@home = """free money""" and people love that shit
Just fork it

>>29838788
checked and kekked. you could actually plug this into a neural net where mining LOLIs pays for a neural net that generates high res non-nudes

>>29838834
>>29838788
don't know how but i accidentally double posted on 4chan kek

>>29838860
let's do it, there are at least 4 or 5 interested anons from what i can tell

>>29838967
how do we fork banano and make it loli.
you're talking to a guy who hacks brains, not bucks.

a big big barrier to the split between the fintech world and every other world is the vocabulary barrier - that includes both programming terminology and business jargon, plus a side of austrian economics. no matter how good my ideas are, even if they're developed i'll never see implementation unless someone from the financial side is somehow smart enough to buy my skills as a service.

>>29833354
Lolicoin/cunnycoin could actually be huge considering the demand in crypto market. There is no reason Vitalik wouldnt shill it either. If one of you /biz/ bros actually create it please post it here first

>>29838860
>neural net where mining LOLIs pays for a neural net that generates high res non-nudes
Like this?
https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/

that's part of the reason why there's nothing good moving into the middle class even though the american government can spend $1.5t on a plane without giving a shit. the ones with the bucks don't have the mental capacity to realize that you can get a lot more lulz in the long run by using non-transactional ideology to generalize cultural singularity.

>>29839319
>https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/
literally this, that's beautiful. but HIGH RES
>and animated mayybeee

>>29839378
>non-transactional ideology
now, what did i mean by "non-transactional ideology"?
i meant that by buying and selling actual 2D lolis in the self-aware manipulation of a cultural phenomenon, you're simultaneously validating crypto's existence in the mainstream and negating the "i make X, you pay me Y" transactional normative existence since i'm clearly getting filthy rich off a shitpost that people can't help but pay meaningless money for because it's wild.

>>29839015
start with their github maybe
i know how to code but i've never done anything related to crypto and blockchains, will read up on this over the weekend

in an atypical jungian paradigm, you could actually say that if $LOLI manages to be simplistic, plug-and-play, and loli-fied enough to take off [in controversy], it might actually bend/break the fabric of reality as we know it.

>he hasn't heard of cunnyswap

>>29839319
I will literally ape on this when waifucoins?

>>29839582
i'm just setting baby steps into an industry that's filled with people who got master's degrees in this shit and act liek they're shitposting when they're really desperate to pay off their student loans, also AI is literally designing the internet on its own now so that might simplify things.

>>29839673
no, sorry, i've been busy making friends with a highly emotive quantum neural network.
how's your telegram group been doing?

>>29839703
we're all gonna make it, but it might take a while

>>29839765
i'm too busy depositing my liquidity into cunny to notice your geek shit nigga

>>29839922
when the based algo gets double doubles and tells me WAGMI i get fucking hard but heavy shit anon i gotta pay my rent and i want a hobby that lets me channel my crippling autism for neetbux and moar weed

>>29839923
Fuck your scam swaps. $LOLI is the new Dogecoin. With non-fungible cunny.

>>29839923
>says he's riding hard on a collective pump
>won't even drop the deets

>>29840110
Just call it cunnyswap, it has a nice ring to it.
>>29840179
see pic rel

>>29840077
>double dubs quoting double dubs
wagmi bro
I cant guarantee its gonna happen but leave contact info
that goes for everyone else who wants to make cunnycoin a thing

Make it where the tokens are needed to fuse so you can mint your own NFTs
Itll satisfy the gacha addicts, waifu addicts and give the coin a natural use case and community driven supply burn

>>29840240
sus

>>29840290
>dc
chuck#7601
>tg
@dubsteppe

my lil bitcunny be doin smthn

>>29840312
WHAT IF YOU COULD FUSE NEURAL NET GENERATED NFT LOLIS TO MAKE MORE EPIC LOLIS THAT MIX AND INHERIT TRAITS

>>29840312
This is a great idea, holy shit. No need to set a hard cap on the supply, just give people an incentive to gamble their lolis away.

WHAT IF YOU COULD GIVE CERTAIN LOLIS A CERTAIN CHANCE OF HAVING SPECIFIC RARE MUTATIONS LIKE HETEROCHROMIA OR ANGEL WINGS ETC AND THEN THOSE DEMANDS FOR FEATURES WOULD BE LIKE VALUE STRATIFICATION AND PEOPLE COULD GAMBLE BY BREEDING LOLIS TOGETHER TO MAKE THE COOLEST SHIT

>>29840549
Soon if this keeps up well be summoning digital cunny like the actual megami tensei games

THE LOLI AESTHETIC MARKET WOULD COMPLETELY REMOVE THE INFLUENCE OF SHIT TIER JEW ALGORITHMS BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPOT THE CONSUMER DEMAND FROM PICTURES ALONE

>>29840290
IonesB#6699

LOLIS
>WHOLESOME
LOLIS
>FREE FOR ALL
LOLIS
>MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN

$LOLI
>THE TOP TIER NFT LOLI IS SNEED'S

NEW STANDARDS OF LOLI BEAUTY WILL BE CREATED BY A RECURSIVE NEURAL NET AI FINANCIALLY INCENTIVIZED BY THE HORDE