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I sharted myself while doing deadlifts

>> No.29820738

Atta boy. Next time do it front of some hot girls, and make eye contact to establish dominance.

>> No.29820802
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>>29820661
Gonna make it

>> No.29820824

It was at a gym, in public. I saw everything.

>> No.29820852

>>29820661
Hehe yummy stinky new personal record hehe

>> No.29820873

I was gonna deadlift, instead I just sat around eating salami looking at charts and feeling depressed

>> No.29820910

We’ve all been there man

>> No.29820925

>>29820661
how much you pull bruh?

>> No.29820935

>>29820661
imagine the smell

>> No.29821039

>>29820661
lol more like pooplift haha

>> No.29821871
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>>29820661
I pissed and shitted and farted and poop’d and cummed

>> No.29822061

>>29820661
fuck I wish that were me
my posterior chain is fucked
I'm so out of shape
every gym around me is closed
what do I do bros

>> No.29822120

>>29822061
get a heavy kettlebell

>> No.29822128

>>29822061
get a rack and home gym it bro. just do rdl/sldl so you don’t fuck your floors and get some j00cy glutes

>> No.29822328

>>29822120
>>29822128
I live in an apartment with a lunk alarm =(
kettlebell might work for a bit tho

>> No.29822784

>>29820661
Threads like these are why I keep coming back to /biz/

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>>29820661
>doing bench press
>no one else in gym
>let out all my farts
It feels great

>> No.29823438

How can I profit off this?

>> No.29824624

How many sharts at full capacity? When will it come out?