/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29760395
>2021
>still investing in Tesla

>>29760870

>2021
>not picking up tesla cheapies

lmao load up now before we hit 3k eoy

>>29760395
omg the price is as low as it was 2 months ago, elon BTFO

>>29760395
Buy the dip

>>29761029
It's freefalling, Teslafag.

>>29761055
this. exponential. 5 trillion dollar mc soon.

>>29761029
>omg the price is as low as it was 2 months ago, elon BTFO

>I am le destroyer of shorts
>Gets shredded

>>29760964
lmfao imagine having a brain this smooth. Just parroting stupid memes without ever having done any research on a company you own.

>>29760395
Thanks for making BTC and entire crypto market correleted to your meme automobil company you white nigger

>>29760870
>>29761351
Tesla is so far ahead of everyone else in self driving tech that they're going to monopolize the entire auto industry in 5 years. You're a retard if you don't see this and you're probably the same kind of person who would have called Amazon a bad investment 15 years ago.

>tfw bought at 870
Now it's just bitcoin 2.0 cause that retard shoved money into it and everyone associates him with it. Jfmsu

>>29760870
lmao Tesla is going to 3k eoy.

Dang only up 8000% instead of 8500%

How much lower will this dip? Seems like a good time to jump in.

>>29761508
Self driving is a meme. Putting 400 million people out of work worldwide is not viable.

>>29760395
Is tesla chart not the same than btc chart?

>>29760964
Kill yourself jew chinaman

>>29761480
Elon Musk [CEO OF MULTI BILLION$ TSLA] who shills GME {SEC VIOLATION} (GME was a CCP pump / dump blamed on r3ddit), AMC (a literal threatre owned by China), SLV (the Jews own the most silver)
Elon you and your jew cronies/ syndicate will PAY with blood. Your manipulation of world markets and crypto with China for everyone to see - you should be thrown into the middle of the street by a mob and beat to DEATH

The entire word is watching you
>Israel
>china
Pumping useless stocks and useless crypto’s. All
While
You short legitimate currencies like BSV
MEANWHILE
— Tesla ceo shills to join China pump n dumps (GME AMC) ANd Shills cute useles meme dog token TO millions of followers on Twitter— TOTALLY LEGAL BRO
The entire market goes up and bsv stays stagnant-

>>29761508
Cope

it's a bubble at $200 lol

>>29761688
Every single technological leap forward has put mass amounts of people out of work. It's also created new industries and new opportunities for work every time.

>>29761689
It wasn’t until the cocksucker associated Bitcoin with his entire company.

Tesla will continue to drop as real car manufacturers finally start to release EVs. All Tesla really have is a head start on driverless software and I doubt even they can get the working in a reasonable timeframe.
Also as long as Musk continues to act like he's lost it on Twitter people are going to keep jumping ship. Like it or not Tesla might as well be buying stock in Musk himself.

>>29761688
>noooooooo you can't just put those poor horse taxis and riders out of their honest work by investing in automobiles

>>29761508
I don’t want your soulless bug car that I have to charge

>>29761351
the mark of a redditor, hating musk without a reason at all.

>>29761688
oh please shut the fuck, NOW, after all of 2020 and lockdowns, NOW you give a fuck about jobs? hahahahaha

>>29761688
Cars are a meme. Putting 400 billion horses out of work worldwide is not viable.

>>29761150
oh no, it's totally gonna reach 0 like my internet moneys you guys.

>>29761508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmAG4dk-rU
Sure they will.

>>29761508
Nigga tesla is a tulip nothing more

>>29761835
AI and the internet has eliminated more jobs than they’ve created.
Only 50 people run Twitter or something while Twitter kills hundreds of thousands of newspaper companies

>>29762056
elon is so fucking low IQ idk how he convinced the world that he was intelligent

>>29761795
the autism in this one is strong

this is beyond based

>>29761942
You're in the minority. Most people don't want to drive. They want to push a button and have their car take them to their destination automatically. When that tech becomes fully available it's going to kill the traditional auto industry overnight. It will be as big of a leap forward as the invention fo the automobile was 120 years ago.

>buying shitcoin bags and recklessly manipulating the market on twitter is a good image for my company

Did Elon actually sell his shares or not?

>>29762187
memes bro, memes are high IQ. Did you buy le doge coin XD

>>29760395
>not investing in God Emporer Elon
>A Type I planetary civilization (you are here)
>A Type II stellar civilization
>A Type III galactic civilization

Have fun staying on Earth

>Elon-hating boomers and Elon-worshipping cultists trying to make this about them
If every retail investor and their mother and 6 ETFs bought a fat stack of AAPL within a 6 month period, it would be overvalued no matter how revolutionary the next iPhone was. Elon doesn’t fucking care what Tesla’s evaluation is because all his major investors (not you, Cathie) that bought in for the tech and not the hype have cost averages so far below this bubble that it’s collapse doesn’t even register

>>29762236
>Qtard
dropped. Take the Q part out if you want to be taken seriously

The leaf shills (CCP) and Israel shills (us- various euro- néw Zealand and Australian flags [kikes i guess think they can LARP as Australians best]—-
They all LOVE Elon . They drool at the mouth at news with his company or gay Twitter posts. The kikes want him to be future president. .

If (((they))) can install a “black” president Born in Kenya you can bet your ass they will try to install a “white” Technocrat/ Twitter/ SCIENCE DOOD BRO personality from South African

>>29760395
BMW is about to enter the electric car market too. Why can't americans into car production?

>>29760395
didn't elon buy under 40k?

>>29762056
c-can i-i have a satanic mommy dom?

>>29762780
Anon shut the FUCK UP- make your own fucking info graphics you kike

>>29761627
Markets are crashing buy tesla next week for $450

>>29761688
This. Governments will legislate autonomous vehicles so stringently that innovation will be meaningless compared to back door relationships companies and lobbyists have with government officials. China will be able to fully switch to a knock-off good-enough AI system (or possibly even a better one than we have) while subsidizing the displaced employees until they are placed into/find new roles. Meanwhile the US zeitgeist will be caught up in trans rights/free speech questions with exactly half the country screaming that subsidizing wages during this transition is muh socialism while the other half screams muh science literally can’t be wrong. Both sides will have an understanding of the issue analogous to a steers understanding of a slaughterhouse. Chinas government will treat their cattle like cattle and jump into the new role stronger than ever, the US will continue its rapid cultural decline into Weimar land while the 1% assume total and final economic domination over the renewed peasant class of the 99%. Unironically it will better to be in China in 2100 than in the US. By far. Inb4 bug spray, the Chinese are soulless insects generally speaking

>>29762861
No eat your bugs and turn on your Netflix tranny porn you faggot goy

>>29762701
The space stuff is the only think I like about Tesla.

But they can't fucking do it, the dream is over. All these promises from back then, 2015, 2016 won't be fulfilled in the 2020s, not even close to that. In fact the Chinese are probably closer of building up a Mars base than Elon will ever be.

>>29762288
Based Mel holder

>>29762298
It sure looks like it considering how much TESLA has fallen.

TESLA is the reason Bitcoin is in free fall.

>>29762871
fixed it for you

>>29762979
>space stuff
>Tesla
And this is why it’s overvalued, because redditfags think they’re investing in SpaceX by proxy. Go back.

Do normies seriously only like Elon because he's a Billionaire fag who acts like an edgy 20 something year old who watches anime and posts meme? Am I missing something?

>>29761933
precisely this. As if advancing tech gives a fuck about your shitty outdated jobs

>>29761351
You would have to be a smooth brain not to have any zoomer.

>>29761688
This is the most retarded thing I read today. Where is your local carriage builder nowadays? No one cares about those 400 million people retard their kids will have different jobs.

>>29762796
>supports the greatest zionist in presidential history
>hates jews
Oh no, it's retarded

>>29760395
We’re retesting 400 range aren’t we?

>>29763344
Dubs say it's true

>>29763157
Yep, you got me. I even made a few presentations for college about SpaceX.

>>29760395
He’s right about the BTC/TSLA correlation. What’s the in/dependent variable though?

>More worth than the major car makers combined
>Invest in Tesla because it's a good investment (((they))) told us

It's shit and I can't wait to see it at 100 Dollar or below again.

>But they have self driving tech

Others will as well. And AI will become better so the head start won't be too noticeable in the next ten years or so.

>>29760395

i thought a reasonable price for TSLA would be about $100.

>>29760964
delusional faggot. Short this to the ground

>>29761942
I agree with you, but most people are NPC drones

>>29761955
No, what? Redditors LOVE musk. It’s based 4chads who think he’s overrated

>>29761508
that's what people were saying about ford 100 years ago

>>29760395
It was 44k after his buy.

>>29763219
yes that is all.

>>29760964
>tesla cheapies

>>29761688
learn to code

>>29765005
Redditors are a bunch of communists that hate Musk because he's rich and he owns crypto.

>>29765005
redditors HATE that guy, you have no idea.

>>29763361
>>29765243
You kikes need to gtfo with your psyops. Reddit/ Twitter/ Elon / CCP / DNC / MOSSAD are all on the same side. Stop bringing your Reddit “rightthink” propaganda to /biz/

>>29764096
>Others will as well
sure. but you need to start making bets. based on what has been made publicly available, its an undeniable fact that tsla has the only thing close viable tech right now. bet on google, blah blah whoever. but the first company that develops an electric car that drives these fat mouthbreathing tards home from work while they watch netlfix is going to be the winner.

>>29761508
The only reason Tesla is ahead is because of government subsidies faggot.

>>29761688
It’s not even the jobs they’d protect, but rather there’s enough people that want autonomous driving that self-driving would at best be a niche market. Plus the extra technology would drive up the cost. Self driving will be an upper class thing for rich neoliberal morons who buy whatever they’re told to like

>>29761795
You had me until u said bsv. Fuck craig and calvin

>>29765409

There is literally no major "right wing" coalition on reddit anymore dumbshit, they banned all of the right wing subs after Trump

>>29765320
What board are you reading? Reddit loves meme musk. They’re wrong to do so, he’s a hack. An entrepreneur at best, and an average one at that. He’s like trump, he’s known more for his name and brand than for any actual prowess or specific unique accomplishments

>>29765914
dude the only subs that still like musk are tesla and spacex. even the doge sub is against the guy now. They loath him.

>>29763219
yep, fucking normies that think he's so smart like them, usually people who like the big bang theory, no joke lmao

>>29765914
>he’s a hack. An entrepreneur at best
Delusion. He's an engineer as well as an entrepreneur. People can't cope with how productive he is so they call him a charlatan. He must be right? Otherwise you're a lazy faggot.

>>29765914

"reddit" as defined by its biggest boards (r/politics, r/worldnews, etc) hates him as they're all different shades of big state leftist and he's one of the few billionaires who avidly champions limited government and individualism

There are some subs that like him but they are not the majority or characteristic of the site as a whole

>>29766520
Buying tesla and suing for the title of founder is super productive lmao

Musk is a hacky business man, he just hires productive people

>>29763219
yes

>>29760395
unironically good opportunity for long date calls
you know there is a dip in the broader market coming and you know damn well they will print another 11T to buy the dip back and then tesla is going to the moon
there is no way they will let the markets crash now that their puppets are in control and the reset is picking up steam

>>29766520
>so they call him a charlatan
Musk has some really cool stuff, but he does over promise on occasion, it doesn't help, that the media incapable of understanding science around the topics and Must doesn't bother correcting them when they make a mistake in favor of the appeal of his company.

>>29766981
>media
media is*
>Must
Musk*

Tesla stock is overpriced even Musk himself said so

>>29760395
>double tap
buy now faggots

NEEDLE IN THE HAAAAAY

>>29765409
>Reddit ""right think""
you sound like an SJW that found Q and never looked back.
You support a man that stabbed you in the back and called the national guard on you after encouraging you to storm the capital
You think this proud scion of zion didn't set you up and that your ""resistance"" isn't going to spend the next 12+ yrs in jail because of a con man.
You hate jews but support the biggest zionist in american history.

You are the mind of an SJW that found Q instead of social justice;
A low IQ cult for the mentally ill and soulless of society that need to belong.

The entire system is broken and Zognald only exists to keep things calm this was his only purpose. Now that Biden won you idiots can now go postal (yes it was legally rigged by butthurt glow-wagies)

>>29765914
>>29765409
In Reddit they hate millionaires. Especially billionaires buying cryptocurrencies because somebody told them once that "cryptocurrency is for the poor", which is laughable.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/lra6ps/im_honestly_not_buying_this_billionaire_bitcoin/

>>29760395
It seems he contradicted himself lately. He has short positions but said on Saturday that we are in the gestation period for hyperinflation. By that logic wouldn't it be wise to hold anything but cash? So why short TSLA?

>>29765896
Do you understand the word wrong think ? I reversed the word I wasn’t talking about rightward you dunce dolt. I bet you can’t even describe to me what Mossad is

>>29760395

Elon likes it when his stock goes down I think he’s a masochist

>>29767449

There are many ways that could have been interpreted in context, stop acting like you're clever. Mossad is a Jewish spook you schizos whine about at most opportunities.

>>29765896
I don’t use Reddit. You fking faggots come to /biz/ from Reddit organizes through discord channels and try to start “PlayStation vs Xbox” wars here between /biz/ and reddit. You are fucking children. Stupid children.

You children need to lose your heads.

>>29762056

She’s not very attractive for a white woman

>>29761795
>silver bad!
>bsv good!
kys scam nigger

>>29767561
Found the glowinthedark kike. Hey rabbi god damn you are DUMB

>>29767583
Explain to me why jews own the most silver (they run /pmg/ for the soul purpose to shill silver to poor faggots who can’t afford gold )

Also explain to me why China’s gold reserves are fake and why they seem to be relying heavily on BTc/ ETH/ NIO/ TSLA/ Silicon Valley tech company stocks

>>29767927
Silver is the biggest jewish deterrent you filthy kike, do your DD

>>29764096
daddy elon is going to take us to mars

>>29765686
So out of all auto manufacturers you believe Tesla is the only one working on self driving cars? All cars will be self driving soon so there will be no survivor brand

>>29760395

I just bought $40 dollar fractional share in Tesla i will sell when the stock hits 800

Tesla has a monopoly on the electric fast charging stations for EV cars

>>29767495
no he just knows we're in clown world the entire stock market is a bullshit boomer casino

>>29768522

Tesla has a monopoly on the charging stations

Porsche makes a better EV vehicle then Tesla but there is no charging stations for electric Porsche

And California laws laws kill the Toyota prius once a model is 10 years old

>>29760395
>tfw shorted Tesla from $855 and currently up $400,000 from it
Lol ez money

>>29767495

He knows the stock has nothing to do with his board rooms factorys or his monopoly on electric fast charging stations.

If government wanted to regulate Tesla they would call him out in his monopoly of charging stations.

>>29768522
Tesla is still way ahead of the other manufacturers in terms of tech. Maybe they will catch up in the future but Tesla has already been cemented as the Apple of EVs at this point. You can get way better Android phones for cheaper with better tech in them but they will never have the status or brand loyalty Apple does

>>29761559
Bitcoin is going to 300k

>>29762071
Self driving or Chink driving? Something tells me it was a chink driving, not a human but still.

>>29769983
>Bitcoin is going to 300k
Based BCH shill.

>>29762071
this, self-driving cars are a meme

when they still aren't fully automated in 5 years the AI hype-train will crash

>>29769952
Maybe
But is the company that produced the first vacuum cleaners the most successful today?

>>29770931
Tesla didn't produce the first EVs, other car manufacturers have been trying to make them since the car was invented

>>29761688
>>29765819
The kind of people who would pay for full self driving already are thinking of just working from home permanently instead.

>>29767563
this comment is bait

>>29760395
Of course he was. When are you cunts going to start respecting him?

>>29760395
I'm sorry but did Tesla already lose?

>>29761795

Imagine how I know you're a muslim

>>29765320
TSLA performance is literally driven by reddit posts
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-driven-more-by-reddit-than-fundamentals-barclays-2021-2-1030122671

>>29773370
oh look an (((analyst))) talking shit about tesla, how surprising.

>>29761795

the fucker will burn in hell, guaranteed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQTA2EMWk8

daily reminder

>>29773777
Checked

>>29761688
not only that but imagine trying to get insurance for a fucking car that drives itself. IRL roads are fucked and it's just never going to happen. Meme central.

>>29765686
Cringe Sam Hyde poster

>>29760395
Faggot Dorsey should end himself too.