/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29746470
>Am I allowed to hold BTC on Binance without letting them know of this?
No better send it all to me anon ill keep em safe

>>29746470
You cannot imagine the things (sexual) I'd do to her.

>>29746644
Job the rim, that's what

>>29746470
>Am I allowed to hold BTC on Binance without letting them know of this?

No and you made it pretty impossible to deny that you own/profit from crypto by uploading your ID.

>>29746812
How the fuck else could I do it?

>>29746470
if they catch you just say you are rettarded and you hared about this thing called bitcoin free mone

> I am Europoor living on disability paychecks for mental illness <

French spotted

>>29746981
this is exactly what I'll do

>>29746470
>he holds his coins on an exchange
oh no no no

>>29746470
>Binance (uploaded ID
Yeah I can understand why you're on disability paychecks

>>29746644
That «her» is, unironically, a man. Google it.

>>29747158
How else to buy bitcoin than the way I did it?

>>29747280
DYOR you actual spastic you have all day every day

>>29747361
>DYOR
Still requires ID, does it not?

>>29746837
Buy with cash obviously

prob not but fuck em

>>29747492
I think DYOR means 'do your own research' anon. You're really making it difficult to not think of you as ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY retarded

>>29747667

>>29747667
Just in case - these little banners you see on this or other websites with girls inviting you to chat or men in suits inviting you to become very rich - don't click on them, they are scams (systems made to trick people to give money to others for nothing in exchange) and you will not actually meet girls or become rich.

>>29746470
Yea
You don't really own crypto, you are just the only one with the private key

Also make shure you dont lose that private key in a boating accident

>>29747789
Okay my mistake - good luck buying bitcoins with an analyzing tool! I don't know what the other anon meant by 'you have all day every day' though - maybe it takes a lot of time to buy the coins with DYOR!? This is all very confusing, I know.

>>29746470
to anyone who doesn't know, this is a man

>>29747280
localbitcoins cunt

>>29747946
Nobody is more narcissistic and better than others than the people trying to become rich and you prove it. Without proper reason your narcissism makes you think that you are better than others and that creates a desire to prove that you are better by becoming rich or famous. That's you. Fuck you.

>>29748342
Come on now, no need to get defensive. You've asked a stupid question and got an equally stupid response. At least I'm investing my wageslave salary and not other peoples taxes. Fuck you.

>>29746470
Euronigger cattle gonna cattle. You will cease your money laundering immediately or else your privileges will be taken away.

>wifes boyfriend
eurocuck confirmed

>>29748562
>this reply

>>29748562
>At least I'm investing my wageslave salary and not other peoples taxes.
These cocksuckers took my childhood and youth from me and mentally tortured me, made me the loser I am today. I want all of my countrymen dead. I don't owe them shit, they owe me a million dollars in compensation.

>>29748271
Doesn't work in my country unless you're willing to deal with high fees of 20% and meeting with some government agent.

>>29748753
which country

>>29746470
which country?

>>29748900
>>29749026
It neighbors the state renowned for being a Somali-Muslim-LGBT-feminist paradise. Our population is about 1/2 of that state I am referring to.

Someone said we are the happiest people on Earth.

>>29747789
This dude legit tarded

No it's probably not legal but who gives a fuck?
Do you think anyone got rich playing by the rules? People cheat the system every fucking day, rich people in particular.
Also tax is theft

>>29748753
>blaming others for your own failures
You're NGMI. Sell everything and buy a nice vacation and a strong rope.

>>29749161
Will they do anything?

>>29749084
kek imagine unironically complaining about living in norway. i buy crypto all the time but don't say shit to skatteetaten. then again, i don't buy with my norwegian bank

>>29749250
How do you buy? And no it's not Norway.

>>29749301
Obviously they can't say it on a PUBLIC FORUM. Skatteetaten can read too.

>>29749301
aha ok, a finnfag. i can understand why youd wanna kys when your entire populace is full of autists. anyway, you don't have to declare shit/let them know. when it's time to cash out, just move or look for some possible tax loophole. i don't know finnish laws

>>29749233
not if you don't tell them

>>29746470
The thoughts you have aren’t healthy, get help

>>29749084
Heisann, kjøp xrp.

>>29749436
>>29749623
Wrong country
Why XRP and not XMR?

>>29749717
Both gold.

>>29749173
That’s a bad take on that. If you are brainwashed by a single mother or the feminist society we live in, it’s like breaking your fucking legs as a kid and telling you to run as fast as others as an adult.

>>29747361
you got a referral ID? im always looking for new ways to buy crypto

>>29749084
JUST

>>29747183
>thats a man
this anon is right, that wasn't the biz meme
nords really do make the best traps/trannies

>>29746837
Buy monero, tell them you spent. On onlyfans

>>29746470
Pretty girl

>>29749084
Lmao, all three neighbors have half the population. By process of elimination it could only be Denmark. Why can't you open a German or Swiss or even lithuanian bank account?

>>29747183
holy shit i expected b8, u re right

>>29750479
>Why can't you open a German or Swiss or even Lithuanian bank account?
Because that's only for rich or influential people or double citizenship?

>>29750562
You're all in the EU, you don't need citizenship to open a bank account in another european country.

>>29750966
Last I checked I need to have a lot of money to open a foreign bank account. Is this not true?
I am actually a Polish citizenship though I've never lived there.

>>29750966
Except switzerland but their entire economy is banking so they'd be happy to have you anyways. But maybe not rich enough so scratch Switzerland.

>>29751086
OP, there is what you're not supposed to do and what they will effectively know. I dont think the exchanges will give the info to your neetbux.
Also know that sending your money to binance is more shady than sending it to kraken. kraken wont trigger anything with your bank.
you can also pay with cash here
https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@digitree/the-first-bitcoin-atm-in-norway

>>29746470
>living off of working people's taxes as a burden on society because of some "mental illness"
>dont want to work but wants to speculate with other's money

I hope they cut you off your disability, if you can put money from welfare into crypto that means you didn't need that in the first place

>>29751086
You're not being helpful by being intentionally vague so you'll have to do your own research, but generally yes it's not true, especially with the rise of mobile banking.

https://themoneymongers.com/crypto-bitcoin-friendly-banks/

>>29746470
Are you from Belgium by any chance lmao

>>29746981
This is the play, youre already on disability for being retarded lol

>>29746470
>The government (commune) says that by law I have to sign a paper every year confirming that I do not own any "value papers" or assets or additional money or valuables like gold bracelets, diamond rings, etc.
What in the absolute fuck? HIde everything and tell those kikes to fuck off

>>29753454
>What in the absolute fuck?
Yes guys I own a house abroad worth 300k and a few btc, and some gold bars in my house, can you gib me my monthly gib pls?

>>29746837
Buy on bisq using sepa transfer or cash.
Then sell for monero and claim lost, anyways..