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Adulthood is realizing he was right all along.

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>>29715411

>> No.29716914

>>29715411
>spend less than you make
>invest the difference
>avoid debt
now what /biz/?

>> No.29718260

>>29715411
Facts.

>> No.29718281

>>29716914
RICE AND BEANS

>> No.29718413

>>29715411
crypto is legit funny money. i got a fucking 20x and i cant even get it out of the wallet to sell it

>> No.29718513

Being rich is better than enjoying your life.

>> No.29718582

>>29718413
Why not? I can literally get the fiat worth deposited into my bank account.

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>> No.29719029

>>29718582
He probably has eth or some erc-20 with stupid high gas prices

>> No.29719033

>>29715411

he said not to buy bitcoin. i bought bitcoin and now i'm rich. have fun eating beans and rice until you're 70

>> No.29719150

>>29715411
>>29715411
I’m up 80k despite this (((dump))). Fucking boomer doesn’t know shit. The icing on the cake is that in 15 years if he’s still alive and making videos he’ll finally say to invest in BTC or LTC. At that point it’ll be regulated and there will only be 6% yearly returns.

>> No.29719190

>>29719150
You aren't up shit. Good luck paying for basic expenses with funny money

>> No.29719240
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Yeah this guy gets fucking softballs thrown at him for questions.
>caller: i work at a bookstore but have 400k in debt from a private college. Should I buy a tesla?
>well now that ain't very good now is it? *sighs*
>caller: no sir
He always has this pained look too. You know his dick gets hard at this point the worse someone's financial situation is.

>> No.29719290

>>29715411
There's always another bubble. As long as you know when to get out you'll do well.

>> No.29719324

>>29716914
Get a second job at a restaurant. I don't want you to see the inside of one unless you're on the clock.

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>>29715411
Started on this fucker's plan Nov 2019, in a little over a year I've doubled my net worth while most of you /biz/ faggots are chasing shitcoins.

>> No.29719439

He's a good intro to finance topics for everyone, but there's way more to investing than just contributing to a 401k and he never really touches on any of that. He's still better than most finance gurus because he gives actionable advice, but pretty much all of it is surface level and common sense tier.

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>Made his fortune by using debt leverage on real estate
>Got bogged and went bankrupt but his assets were protected
>Made a greater fortune by giving debt riddled morons (majority of people) foolproof guides on how to get out of it
He's based and he knows that most people can't do what he did to gain wealth so he steers them away from it. Not everyone can be an entrepreneur we need some wageslaves to make the world go round.

>> No.29719510

>>29719409
>2019
>only doubled
Nigger I I trippled it when I swung Stellar at the beginning of the year and that's not even the beginning of it.

>> No.29719514

>>29719033
For every one of you there are probably a hundred that lost their ass. I'll take the surefire way to a few million thank you very much

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>>29719190
I have never read a white paper
I always market buy
Still have my airdrop
Seethe

>> No.29719527

>>29719324
Kek

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>>29719190
>You aren't up shit. Good luck paying for basic expenses with funny money
Do you have down syndrome? Do you not know what pairs are? You've been spamming fud since yesterday. Like an unhealthy amount. Are you a paid 3rd worlder street shitter? Post a pic of your arm. I want to see your skin tone

>> No.29719607

>>29715411
>you will eat rice and beans
>you will not get that cup of coffee
>you will wageslave for eternity
>you will not enjoy anything in life

>> No.29719711

>>29719514
You're a nigger faggot and so is your nigger plantation owner, Ramsey the the boomer kike.

>> No.29719794

>>29715411
i just bought a house and he was right. murphy moved right the fuck in with me.

>> No.29719835

>>29719711
The down syndrome retard cannot comprehend the concept of ROI

>> No.29719888

>>29719607
And you will like it

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>>29719711
Are you faggots allergic to actual advice? You sound like you have downs. Go on and dump every cent you have into GME then, hope you make some money

>> No.29719951

RICE AND BEANS AND BABY STEPS, /BIZ/.

No really, Dave Ramsey is a hack. Cletus looking motherfucker telling people how to save money with Hogan. I hope /biz/ is smarter than him.

>> No.29719965

C A S H I T D U D E

>> No.29720040

>>29719906
>actual advice
You STUPID FUCK. I've actually multiplied my money thanks to bitcoin. Don't give ME down syndrome outdated worthless boomer advice. Stay poor

>> No.29720053

>>29715411
(((ram((sey)) )))

>> No.29720072

>>29719835
Yeah well to them you can pair fiat only one way through an exchange. I don't know kind of retarded cope that is but whatever.
>>29719906
Read the pic I posted earlier before replying to me again

>> No.29720176

>>29719906
Wait, nevermind. You're a gme shill.
Look. I can see that working out, but it is 100% speculative. It is a huge gamble. Bitcoin is safer and has actual demand behind it. Ya, your gme can moon. I confused you for the boomer retard above so excuse the rudeness

>> No.29720515

>>29720176
>>29720040

I'm happy its working out for you Anon, the fact is (you) are probably 1 in 1000, and you probably couldn't duplicate your success. The "old boomer kike's" plan works 100% of the time. You stay retarded

>> No.29720621

>>29719906
>BRO just invest $100 every paycheck, work for the next 30 years, and keep your nose to the grindstone! You’ll be sure to make it. And marry that good hearted gal! And if you want to be crazy use BONDS111!1!1!1!1!

Fuck off. Boomers get the fuxking rope. The US is done. Everyone is sacking Rome and stealing the gold while you’re there thinking “HA, fools I have salt! >:)”

>> No.29720861

Take his boomer advice

Meanwhile I see people who put everything on credit even their house declare bankruptcy and get to keep all the shit anyway.

>> No.29721138

>>29719951
Either the typical person is too risk averse, dumb, and/or too impulsive + consumptive to do what we do; which is: hardly ever spend, investment in high risk high reward assets, avoid debt.
Dave Ramsey gives excellent advice to your typical person that doesn't meet the criteria of the autism spectrum.

>> No.29721301

>>29720515
>The "old boomer kike's" plan works 100% of the time. You stay retarded
Lol Ya if you want to retire at 60. Fucking cope to call this retard's plan "success". Literally all his advice is basically just saying "save up slowly!!" What a dumbass.

Also, I misread twice. You AREN'T a GME shill. You actually are a boomer. By the time I'm like 26-27, I'll probably be retired or very close to it while you'll not even have 1/10 my worth. zDie poor with your shit mentality

>> No.29721374

>>29721138
>Dave Ramsey gives excellent advice to your typical person that doesn't meet the criteria of the autism spectrum
Ya, I'll admit that. Most normies are fucking retarded and don't have the will power to do the simple act of hodling. They fomo into pumps and panic sell. Dumbasses like that just get fucked