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WAGIE HUMOR THREAD
>>29691446Im still laughing cause of that picture, props to the author
>>29691751aye, it's genius, the sheer size of that thing, the dominance it exerts over the miserable wagecuck, the societal implications of """artificial intelligence""". this picture should reside in an art museum imo, in place of the pomo trash
>>29691446yeah that's based
>>29691446Exploitable image for those that are interested
>>29691446kek
I’m 26 yo and working minimum wage so I can go back to school for programming with co-op. I’ll live like a slave now to escape Business Administration hell that has been my life for the last 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M
>>29691751>>29692750This.
>>29694369Holy crap this is why I’ve never had a “real job.”
>>29694369Barely made it to the endThat was like Vitalik rapping on stage
>>29691446I don’t get it. People go into stores?
>>29693315
>>29695414BAHAHAHAH WTF
>>29691446Marty was programmed to dab on wagies, they just can't catch a break.
>>29694369My mom is a wagie who works in my country's equivalent of Walmart.Thanks for setting me up in life, mom.
>>29695545
>>29691446Was in that thread
>>29695471I feel for this poor guy
>>29696287someone make a wojak version of this one please
>>29696287this is fucking bleak man
>>29696097its likely he has a phd ot at least a degree from his home country otherwise he'd be doing slave labour construction instead. stay in school kids
>>29696287aww I bet he was hoping for the light blue prize
>>29695828The fact that its a can of goya beans makes this even sweeter. KEK
>>29693583What is this
>>29696589It detects trash on the ground and informs a human wagie to come clean it up.
>>29695828>it smears the shit around and rolls through itI am in tears
>>29696092
>>29696646>>29696589It costs 35,000$ to tell wagies to clean up the floor
>>29696589Marty
>>29696287I needed this sort of thread badly. Pharmaceuticals is awesome even if management is shit most of the time.
>>29695125Yeah but atleast vitalik is a multi millionaire. These people make like $9 dollars/hour and pretend to be happy lmao
>>29696877my sides
>>29691446I literally work in a wage cage. I spend 12 hours 7 days a week in it from 6pm until 6am... Is it worth making 100k?
>>29694369Oh god I had trauma flashbacks. I used to work an office job that actually paid pretty well for a starter job. We had weekly team building bullshit like this, it was so infantilizing and just wastes everyone’s time. Corporate culture was a mistake.
>>29696877kek
>>29696540Where’s the wall
>>29696877holy shit
>>29697118You better figure out shitcoins/other investments really quicklyDumbasses on here figure it out and you will figure it out, too. Or you will feel the rope bristles bite into your neck
>>29694369all of those wagies would be justified lynching those managers
by the way are "employye of the month" pics a thing in your areas?always hilarious to see some wagie awkwardly posing for that fucking picture in their wagie uniforms
>When Marty notices spills or other trip hazards, he can alert customers verbally by saying “Caution. Hazard detected.” He can then contact employees through the store’s public announcement system. Marty the Robot can also scan shelves to check products and detect incorrect pricing or missing labels.
>>29695828>Rams into shelf, knocking over a glass jar of shit>Drives over it, smearing shit and glass all over the floor and its tires>WAGIE #75721 CLEANUP IN AISLE 4>Alarm starts going off>Wagie hurries to clean up the mess>YOU HAVE MISSED THE REQUIRED RESPONSE TIME BY 6.2 SECONDS, A REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AND YOUR PAY WILL BE DOCKED. BOW YOUR HEAD TO ACKNOWLEDGE.>ALERT - OBSTRUCTION IN TIRES>WAGIE #75721, CLEAN UP REQUESTED>wagie has to wipe the robot's feet>repeat once every 10 minutes>performance review with boss>"Sorry Anon, with the money we spent on Marty there's no room for a raise this year. Keep at it, maybe next year!"
>>29695957Kek.
>>29695828
>>29696877Kek
>>29697335I have a strong feeling that this machine doesn't really work all that well.
Wtf I never knew what Marty was until I saw this thread and googled it
>>29696893OHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29697261Advice on getting into shitcoins? I have done stock investments but I’ve stayed away from crypto since I have even less knowledge of it than the stock market Links would be greatly appreciated
>marty
>>29697501gold
>>29695414Maine Governor Janet Mills did not issue a statement requiring restaurant staff to wear dog cone-style face visors. Rather, the updated prevention checklists for COVID-19 issued by her administration require only that restaurant staff who opt to wear face shields instead of face masks must wear them upside down.
I fucking love you, /biz/
>>29697501>sit at a computer for 50 years until you dieAh, the true /biz/onacci
>>29697896Thanks, kind gentle-sir! Upvoted and gilded.
>>29695828CLEAN IT UPPP WAAAAGGGGIIIIIEEEE
>>29696877holy shit i lost it
>>29696287>cupcake Kek everytime
>>29697757You need to install the Metamask wallet extension in your browser. Metamask themselves has tutorials on crypto itself. What you're not going to like about crypto is the insane amount of reading involved; you have to read everything that exists about every crypto, because otherwise, you will be unable to detect bullshit and scams. You will not gain context for many months and learn how the markets "move" for at least a year. https://metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/sections/360002198491-BasicsThis is where you see coin rankings: https://www.coingecko.com/enClick on the name of each coin in the top 10. When the page comes up, off to the left, there will be a link to the coin's website. Go to the website, which will try to explain to you what it does in human English. Again, endless fucking reading. I turned $2000 into a quarter million in 3 years and I am considered a failure. Perhaps you can do better - get reading.
>>29696877is this a reference to something?
>>29697982Where can I get one of those? There is a market that didn't let me enter with these open face masks, so I want to go there wearing one of those
>>29697757Learn about binance smart chain and buy bnb ,cake or ADA and just hold, thank me later. Also learn how to keep your wallets safe, once its hacked its gone forever
>>29696450why do poos dress with such ridiculously unfit trousers?
>>29698570I like that idea.>wear the most obnoxious giant bubble you can>wander around the store bumping into people and knocking over shit>when wagies confront you, chimp out about them not social distancing from you and making you feel unsafe>proceed to knock even more shit over during your flailing
>>29698570Idk anon, maybe /biz/ should start a company selling various atrocities like this. Like selling chains to slaves.
>>29698783cringe
>>29698440lol zoomer
>>29696877Lmfao
>>29698440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJshjMyg6no
Oh hi mark nice weather today huh
>>29698783I'd pay to watch that.
>*PSHHHRRRRRRRT* Beep boop, Robo-bladder malfunction, recommended course of action: clean it up wagie
>>29698440Half Life 2. At the beginning of the game, to show the player that they can pick up and move objects, a soldier makes the player pick up a can and commands them to throw it in the trash.
>>29696540lmao, bot dabbing on leftist wage cucks.
>>29695869Don't give your mom a hard time for not giving you life on a silver platter. Struggle builds character, and I'm sure your mom has done the best she could under the shit circumstances.
>>29698990why lie to him anon?
>>29695869If you aren't in america maybe it's actually a good job.
>>29699122What's the truth?
>>29698440Halo 2 intro
>>29695414Asteroid when?
>>29698946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM
>>29696287suddenly living in europe doesnt feel so bad
>>29699117No sympathy for parents who don't wait until they're secure. I wouldn't dare raise my spawn before I'm ready.
>>29698098Disinformation is b-b-based
Interesting how everyone here indirectly admits being a wagie is humiliating and akin to slavery, yet if one criticizes capitalism in this board you get called a commie. American right wingers are truly a sight to behold.
>>29698570Why? I don't think they'll see it as you getting back at them. You'll just end up looking retarded to everyone that sees you.
>>29698286Holy cow thats some serious gains! Thank u fren
>>296962876000 positive recorded points of interaction with customers is a superhuman feat, even under the rules of their game the prizes are so insulting, Jesus Christ how does he do it
>>29699516Wagies are slaves by nature, commies are slaves by choice.
>>29698982>*BEEEEP**BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* >WAGIE YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY>*BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* >WAGIE, CLEAN IT UP, YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO COMPLY>*BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* >BEGINNING TO WRITE EMAIL TO REGIONAL MANAGER, YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>>29696056I drive by one of these every day, but never went in not really my scene. Do they really make their wagies sing?
>>29699516But it's not real capitalism anon, my specific form hasn't been tried yet.
>>29699392I strongly disagree, then the birth rate would approach zero lol.Everyone should have at least 2 kids.>>29699584Its mindblowing....and then he gets one day he chooses off..... i bet 90 percent of american slaves had it better.
>>29699516Under commie were all wagies for big daddy government
>>29699516Because that's reality retard, what are you going to do let everyone just stop working? Unless everything is 100% automated there is no alternative.Also not every company does humiliating shit you see in this thread.
>>29698440I was going to say underageb& but then I realized how old HL2 is.
I’m still a wagie and working my way out (don’t do drugs kids they fuck up your life) but fucking hell I’m glad I work at a little country general store. Corporate retail is insane. The worst thing I ever had to do was clean shit off a toilet and it was my own shit from “taste testing” too much candy and energy drinks with my boss because we were bored
>>29699979>>29699991You can criticize capitalism without being a commie, you know...
>>29699392Some people value love over money. In a perfect world everyone would be rich, but this isn't a perfect world. And the people who aren't rich still deserve the opportunity to create a family.
>>29695414Kek I live in northern ME and we never even bothered locking down. Went to visit my family in the "big city" of Portland (not Oregon) in November and half of the old port area was permanently shuttered. Sucks to suck, urbanites
>>29699948It has been tried anon and it worked great but the more socialist policies are added to worse it works.That's why we have this shitty crony corporatism.
>>29699791 yes, my sister use to work for them. Any time someone tips them, they are required to sing one of a script of cold stone themed songs. its hilarious
>>29699694This, 99% of wagies provide no other possible use besides slaving, human society would have never progressed this far without the use of slaves, everyone plays their part. Atleast they dont get beaten and raped and have some free time.
These threads are funny and painful at the same time. I am king wagie, I manage a restaurant and fire true wagies. Some of these people legitimately don't have the capacity for anything that pays over $7.25/hr. I'm not sure whether to feel sad for them or dismiss the feeling because that's just how things are. I make good money for what it is, but leave me unfulfilled.I'm almost out though, once I graduate with my BS in mathematics next year I'll be free r-right?
>>29700095What are you, a feudalist?
>>29700095Yeah and you can criticize niggers without being racist, what’s your point?
>>29698990Anon, that's such bait, nice lie.
>>29699971>I strongly disagree, then the birth rate would approach zero lolSo?
>>29700183Awesome business plan, i love humiliating wagies
>>29700245Feel sad that they don’t starve in the wilderness for the benefit of society, but don’t concern yourself with their “feelings”
>>29695828god imagine working in retail
>>29700183America truly is a dystopia. Feels good to be a superior Nordic European
>>29700095Marx invested in the stock market doe. I am a believing Marxist-Leninist and a stock market/crypto speculator
>>29700265We are dying out then, is this your wish?Post nose
>>29700199>>29700275>>29700377>I'm anonymously edgy on the internet because people bullied me in high school
>>29700245>restauarnt managerdamn, this is pretty much a top off job, you will never do better than this mane
>>29695828The ultimate wagie slayer 1.0
>>29700549> humanity should suffer because dumb people might feel bad if they got what they deservedFound the person who got bullied in school
>>29700682You're probably one of the dumb people though. Tell me: which books have you read in the past year?
>>29695828>workers watched helplessly
>>29696287It was hard making it a nigger
>>29695471Meanwhile in India
>>29691446You gotta love how they put googly eyes on it to make it look more “friendly”.
>>29693583BEEP PLEASE PICK IP GARBAGE
>>29697896That's a chef's spit guard though. They're supposed to go on that way. Covid is a scam for retards.
>>29699516Most of the jobs being made fun of here are the bottom of the barrel jobs like working in food service or at a grocery store. Some white-collar jobs might be soul crushingly boring but at least you get paid better than working at Burger King. Also, does humiliating and/or boring work all of a sudden not exist under Communism?
>>29700844>reading books = intelligence110 IQ
>>29700989not cool
>>29697982>>29698967Gotta love January-February 2020 when they were saying masks don't work and the virus would never happen. I was on COVID since the middle of Jan 2020 and so far I know 3 people who laughed it off then but are now schizophrenically afraid of it and act as if they always believed in it. I stand here thunderstruck
>>29691446I am on $10/hr at Kohls.Get on my level.
>>29701081There you go
>>29701146Less trash to deal with on the streets
>>29701156Imagine actually believing in (((covid 19))) lmao. Fucking hell. How do these people exist?
>>29696877kekekekekekekekek
>>29700923This can't be real. He must be mentally ill, right?No normal human would ever even think of this without gagging, right?
>>29691446I don’t wagecuck anymore but I honestly miss it a lot. Very carefree and dumb wagies are pretty fun to hang around with, but only if no one gives a fuck.
>>29700923
>>29700989kek
>>29701156I'm the opposite of your friends lol. I was getting kinda spooked (and excited) back in Jan 2020 but then it hit the states and I realized it was a nothing burger while all the normies that thought I was crazy, now still think I'm crazy for the opposite reason while they wear their double masks. Top kek fuck normies
>>29698286Where do I learn to know what’s bullshit and what’s feasible? I’m getting lost in whitepaper’s word salad.
>>29699285Europe is a paradise compared to the US when it comes to work ethics, don't ever feel bad about it
>>29701156You think that's bad I remember, "go out and hug an asian person to fight racism".
>>29695829It’s like an ironic art piece but real
>>29701298https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics) educate yourself
>>29701387cow piss made him /fit/. what a chad
>>29694369At least I only worked the night shift, everyone refuses to do the stupid dance then.
>>29700844uh ok let me seeBloodlands by Tim SnyderIsland of lost mapsSalt- A world historyThe pinball effect, james burkeLOTR, Silmarilion, currently on book 10 of history of middle earthOne up on wall street/beating the street by peter lynchMeditations by Marcus AureliusIgnitionAutobiography of US GrantCathedral Forge and WaterwheelPhantom Tollbooth (fuck you it's a good book)several bryson books on audiotape while driving road tripsThe serpent's coil / grey seas underThe alahambra and the kremlin (old travel book)The Gunall of TintinThe art of executiona bunch of old time-life science books that I can't remember the name of, fun seeing how much science has moved forward since the 80sand a lot of random articles people here linkI'm not a smart person, but I'm not an animal. I don't spend all my money on phone bling and designer pants then complain that capitalism doesn't work because I have no money. I don't eat out every day. I don't drive around aimlessly then bitch that gas costs to much. The fact that you can't see how the average person is a dumb animal that has no conception of long term goals or self agency is pretty damning proof you're one of them. Stay mad
>>29700549Even commies basically came to believe that wagies were subhuman by the early 20th century. The concessions of Lenin and Gramsci which boil down to "intellectual vanguardism" imply that historical materialism would not be enough to bring about communism, because wagies are retarded cattle who don't understand that communism is in their best interest. Not to say that I believe in communism, but every form of neo-marxism believes that historical dialectics are not enough to produce communism (because the proletariat/wagies are retarded)
>>29691751Me too. Im in tears.
>>29700132if you'd love your kids, you'd want to set them up in a world where they can be happy
>>29701488But can you go in your backyard and shoot raccoons while drunk and yelling the n word? checkmate
>>29701887If I wanted my kids to be happy, I would move to the middle of nowhere and live off the grid.
Bootin
>>29697757Count yourself lucky. You still have time to get in early-ish on alt season. Ignore ethereum for now, read up on binance smart chain for the time being. But get out before the end of the year back into ethereum.
>>29701483Yeah I was like that too. Last January my family and I were having a great time doomsday prepping for COVID while everyone else didn't believe in it. I remember showing them hot corona chan artwork in a grocery store parking lot after we loaded up on shit. By about May we stopped caring about it though kek
>>29697982> i actually bought one of these for my wife because her office requires masks and won't let her work from home even though she has diagnosed claustrophobia and can do her job from homeit's retarded but honestly being able to see faces and breath easily makes it slightly better than masks
>>29696893PICK IT UP WAGIE
>>29695828this motherfucker knows exactly what he is doing. what a chad.
>>29702118It still looks extremely retarded
>>29691446I feel so bad for wagies man. Fuck the mega corps and the oligarchs, it's not fair. >tfw """""teleworking""""" doing overtime getting paid a total of 17 hours per day and only work 3 at most
>>29700142Orono comp student here. Can confirm mainers are absolute units
>>29699516Suicide. Now.
Rest in Piece Wagie
>>29701298underrated haha
>>29702341indeed it does> I can do my job from home> every time I come in to the office I end up getting derailed by other people's projects and can't work on the stuff you pay me to do> I can't get or spread the coof if I'm not here> "no sorry we really need you to come in today, there's a teleconference"
>>29699516I'm a natsoc and I agree fuck (((capitalism)))
>We NEED a living wage, we NEED $15 an hourmeanwhile...
>>29702756Um...Whoever this is deserves to be poor.
>>29695828>>29691446I'm loving the marty memes. Please keep them coming. Hopefully we can bring him into the biz character fold>wagie marty>bullish marty>bearish martywe just need one excellent hand drawn marty as a template
>>29699516You are quite the ostentatious. The idiocy and irony are almost perfectly balanced considering why and where you posted this. Tyvm room temp IQ overlord
>>29702591Jesus fucking christ....
>>29694369I'd rather be homeless addicted to heroin than to ever work in retail again.
>>29702756>500$ on youtube superchat0 sympathy for wagiesgo on try to give a wagie financial advise and watch how angry/dismissive they get.
>>29696877FUCKING KEK
>willingly cleaning shit
>>29702756thats so fucking sad jesus
>>29702940This. I'll take my chances on the street over a life of wage cuckery
>>29702756who the fuck is he simping for and why is he so utterly retarded with his money?
>>29702981Only way I would ever consider cleaning shit for money is if I'm taking care of children or the elderly. How fucking low must you think of yourself to do a job like this.
>>29699516Because the current system is NOT capitalism and hasn't been for decadesTry to keep up, retard
>>29702981imagine the smell
>>29695828how can a robot be so BASEDKEK
>>29696877<3
>>29696893holy shit who the fuck came up with that
>>29703066He's donating to some vtuber. Just google the faggot's reddit name and you'll see the post.
>>29702756Yes you fucking kike.We should be at $20 by now but you mentally-ill hoarders can't stop accumulating. Who cares if there are people like pic related? There are so many more that need the help.
>>29697367lol sorry anon indeed
>>29703410>holy shit who the fuck came up with thatsomeone based who hates wagies
>>29694369I'd rather neck myself if I don't make it than be subjected to this
>>29702756> yay now everyone gets 15 an hour!> what do you mean I'm only working 15 hours a week> why does bread cost 10 bucks a loaf> why won't anyone hire me, my associates in intersectional glaciology is totally valid, I only got fired from my last 3 jobs because they didn't understand that mercury in retrograde was bad for my hair and I had to stay homeMaybe I just won the wagie lottery but I literally walked into a local store 5 days after quiting speed with no degree in tattered clothes, told the interviewer I wanted to fix my life and get better clothes and would take any shift and any extra hours so I wouldn't be home alone, started in a weekend position filling in shifts whenever, and 3 years later I'm managing the store and have zero debt and make more than most of the people I knew in high school with degrees who work 2-3 part time jobs to pay off loanslike maybe if I had a life or enjoyed doing things I would be unhappy but it's basically a gym that pays me to work out and most of our customers are batshit insane backwoodsmen and nice little old ladies who tell me I look like their husbands back during the war and how happy I'll make my wife and they invite me to feed carrots to their horses after work and tell me stories about growing up before the freeway got built
>>29702848budget looks pretty balanced to me. someone send that man to congress.
Anyone have the vocaroo saved where someone was screaming “OHHH HEDGIE” ?
>>29703456can't form a sentence without need or deserve
>>29699744I think I rather work with ED-209 than Marty.
>>29703456
>>29703492sounds comfy anon
>>29703456seethe
>>29703456The people that need help, get help. You and people like picrel don't deserve anything.
>>29700245no. You'll start at the bottom and be forced to salarycuck until you make enough or save enough to live off your investment returns.If you choose not to do this, you may be able to enjoy more "stuff"/consoom more but it's ultimately empty.Your best bet is to use your degree to work & save, then figure out a way to parlay your savings into passive/semi-passive businesses.
>>29703756Ballzy move insulting someone who has a blank cheque on your cardAll it takes is a wagie to enter TIP=$1000
>>29701387cow looking at him like, man i gotta charge more for this
>>29703927Then you can literally just do a chargeback and get the wagie fired.
>>29703927>charge back>resturant gets nothing>wagies has to foot the $49 in the end
>>29696287i would kill myself if it landed on cupcake
>>29695828>>29700640for real ... hahahah lol
>>29704172>kill yourself>not the corpo faggots
>>29704172Has anyone noticed the lack of wagie rage these days? 20 years ago it was well known that we would get a postal wagie every few weeks, now? nuthin. What happened?
>>29703456why do they need it? is it because of their own bad habits and addictions?
>>29695869At least your mom worked you ungrateful fuck, my unemployed dad forced me to get a job at 16 and stole literally 65% of my money. Working 7 hours a day after highschool amounted to the equivalent of getting a 10 dollar weekly allowance until I was able to move out at 18. He spent it all on weed and fast food.
>>29700142Currently in northern maine as well, and I couldn't be happier.I lived in Portland ME up until just a few months ago, and the final straw was a homeless encampment right outside my apartment; police didn't do anything about it. I got attacked twice, didn't get hurt either time, but it was shocking.That city is a hellhole right now; every other building on most streets is vacant. It looks unironically worst than Lewiston, both the COVID lockdown and pretentious hipsters that reside there destroyed that city forever.We even had a bunch of antifa-wannabe's tried to set up their own little Chaz in Monument Square over the summer, it failed instantly due to all the homeless people there. I miss the comfy life I had there, it was a great place just a few years ago.
>>29704279t.johnnyRage against the machine, you sure are doing something! Good job little J.
>>29704290Normalization. Greater consequences.
>>29704305>65%My bad. It was 95%. He literally took almost all of it every week.
>>29703927so you just report the charge to the bank to cancel it and press charges for fraud
>>29702591>northern ontarioWhat else can you do out there? Up there the fast food places are are old people.
>>29704290Neoliberalism, it produced a generation of servile animals that reside themselves to wage slavery, all the while consuming worthless things to counteract their suffering.
>>29698634poverty
>>29701353This man is coping, probably makes 10 rupees a week in one of the most overpopulated 3rd world hell holes in the world. If the man wants to drink and bath in cow piss as he rapidly approaches his regions average life expectancy fuck it
>>29700989ayyy-yo, now we're meming boys.
>>29703581Good job licking that boot when they have extracted trillions from us while the inequality soars. >29703700Nice windmill, you'll get your (You) later. >>29703756Liberal-woke shit does nothing to me. Fuck the cultural left. >>29703800I got help and "made" it after being a piece of shit NEET all my life, but that is not everyone. I and everyone else claiming to make it are the minority. Stagnated wages, ceiling welfare, insurance up the ass, rising housing costs, rising educations costs, off-shoring jobs, automating jobs, etc. I can go on, it's very much against you. >>29704294Here we go again. Why do you people automatically go to bad habits and addictions so frequently? Do you realize that those are the minority? If you have a libertarian ideology for example, why are you concerned over what people do with their money? If they fuck it up with the help, then it's on them. Those that are struggling will get a huge breathing room instead of being submitted to wage slavery.
>>29700891the wagie wheel is truly just a display of humiliation. just being inside of wal marts depresses me enough i'd rather wipe ass at the old folks home than wage at wal mart
What would be some good ideas to make wagies life even more insufferable? I'd like to devote some of my free time to make some good ideas into reality.
>>29704361Had a stepbro live in portland. It was so expensive he was rooming with 3 other people and they were all barely able to afford rent working wagie jobs while trying to get through Uni.He told me how not only is there a massive homeless population, but on top of that a massive student-homeless population. Not just old drugged-up shiteaters, but once bright-and-hopeful, potentially worth-something kids that got fucked and can't find homes they can afford. They even have jobs or in some cases FAFSA but the prices are so high- and some places won't even let you rent if you can afford it because they don't allow people who haven't rented apartments before.
>>29704567You GOT help, exactly. I repeat, the people who need help get it. As in, they go get it.Nobody deserves the kind of help you want to give them.
>>29704305>>29704393PPFFFT HAHAHAHHAAA, you deserve it because you're a weak fucking idiot who accepts anything.Any rational intelligent courageous mammal would have killed his father to inherit the house, sell the house and then blow it off on 7 years of good life before he offed himself.Life. Is. Not. LivingAnd it's weird how standardless you christian cucks are when you believe in 1 life. Normally if you have 1 life you should get even more pissed off that you're wasting it / idiots are pushing you around to waste it.
>>29704377listen if you're going to be mad and do something about it why kill yourself and go out like a wet fartat LEAST do something interesting
>>29698286Jesus christ bigger, are you kidding?? Awesome work, feel like I'm late to the party, but here's to trying
>>29704567
>>29704661The only wagies I can't pity are Chick-fil-wagiesThey are not only getting the same deal as every other wagie, they are also working on their manners. And I think we can all agree that manners are everything. It's the perfect job for teens and young adults.
>>29696877IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>29700923he chillin though
>>29702501Word I'm moving to Orono on Saturday, got some $cholarships coming my way. Should be fun going to college at 29 years old
>>29698286Why Metamask? It only supports ETH
>>29704840BSC
>>29704730>do a flipGo fuck yourself. Why struggle even harder if you're intending to stop struggling in the fucking first place. Nothing you do will change anything. Reject the "muh effect on society" meme and embrace the individualist pill.
>>29703456Who the actual fuck are you calling a kike
>>29696287You can see he's holding back the pain from missing Rotisserie Chicken
>>29702136I was a cook and dishwasher at Roadhouse and remember the first time I saw this. How do front of house people live?
>>29699516These are wageslave jobs. There are other jobs that let you have dignity, but the wageslave jobs are explicitly frustrating and humiliating. Even data entry is a lot more respectable.
>>29701483Goddamn brother are you me?? Lmao, I was full tin foil watching the welding-in-homes video, and people thought I was overdoing it. Now I think it's a joke, they're wearing the dog cones, and again I'm the weird one lmao
>>29696287Feel so bad for this guy. Should have gotten a week paid vacation. Absolutely pathetic one of the prizes is "Sat and Sun Weekend".
>>29698946what a story
>>29701695based but also whyd you try so hard? guy your talking to is silly
>>29704886who said it was about an effect on society, you'll be fucking dead, you don't careI'm saying it's your one chance to break the mold of being a tard abiding by social conventions and just doing whatever the hell you want
>>29705047Data entry is a comfy job, brainlets need not apply.
arbeit macht frei
>>29705150>you'll be fucking dead, you don't care>I'm saying it's your one chance to break the mold
>>29704567Go back
>>29705066Checked. Yeah, I guess the chinks fooled us. They just jumped on it to be more authoritarian and made it look worse than it was (like welding people in their homes that was top kek). Now its total clown world over a nothingburger. I have no words. All I can do is laugh at it all
>>29700245If you're going to teach math, then yes.
>>29697335Maybe it also discourages niggers from stealing, but they don’t want to advertise that because they will be accused of racism?
>>29705358>>29705066>>29701483>>29701156>jan-feb 2020Where are my niggas at. The ones who were being called conspiracy theorists in novermber 2019.
>>29699516Lmao the reason being a wagie is so pathetic is because of commie policies that have fucked the economy and any form of employment. Don't blame capitalism for the shit you filthy kikes caused
>>29699516Fuck off communist shitskin
>>29705529This, wagies used to actually be able to negotiate their wages.
>>29699516kys commie
>>29704567>why are you concerned over what people do with their money?because its coming out of my taxes you fucking pinko faggot, thats why. now tell me why i shouldnt be concerned where my stolen money goes.
>>29696423FUCKING THIS
>>29696877Topfuckingkek have mercy
>>29700095>>29700249 >>29700250 >>29700417
>>29702981That’s an OSHA violation by the looks of it. Doubt wagie knows what that is though.
>>29705168Right? And you can write scripts to do your job, and then just chill in your suit and tie pretending to be an expert level business man>b-but the boredomThe people who use this argument have forgotten what its like to to work a wageslave job, with garbage human beings for managers and duties consisting of scraping shit of toilet walls
>>29699516Communism is just like the current system, except instead of there being some upper, middle, and lower classes, instead everyone starves and dies together. Equity is a beautiful thing isnt it?There is unrest in the forestThere is trouble with the treesFor the maples want more sunlightAnd the oaks ignore their pleasThe trouble with the maplesAnd they're quite convinced they're rightThey say the oaks are just too loftyAnd they grab up all the lightBut the oaks can't help their feelingsIf they like the way they're madeAnd they wonder why the maplesCan't be happy in their shadeThere is trouble in the forestAnd the creatures all have fledAs the maples scream "Oppression"And the oaks just shake their headsSo the maples formed a unionAnd demanded equal rights"The oaks are just too greedyWe will make them give us light"Now there's no more oak oppressionFor they passed a noble lawAnd the trees are all kept equalBy hatchet, axe, and saw
>>29705122i like bookscathdral forge and waterwheel is a really good book
>>29704644Yep, I made enough to rent a one bedroom by myself, but the studios there are still $900 minimum on any street that isn't a hellhole. I didn't even know about the student homeless population, that's horribly sad.I will never forgive the people who currently run the city, they ran it into the ground. There was a point in time where I could see myself living there forever. I've spent most of my life in Maine, but I've also been in many other cities. None have been quite as comfy as pre 2020 Portland has been.
>>29701057Not a commie, but no, wagie jobs in the soviet union were never as humiliating as in modern day america.
>>29705932cringe
>>29699392sounds like a recipe for the end of white people
>>29706096Correct, instead of just wagie jobs being humiliating, most jobs were..
>>29704683Holy shit you are one cringey fedora wearing fuck
>>29705932that's a good poem
>>29701057>Also, does humiliating and/or boring work all of a sudden not exist under Communism?Capitalists want the most money possible any way possible. That's why you have Johnny blocking the picture, that's why you have roadside mascots & sign swingers(don't know the exact title)
>>29706277Capitalists want the most money possible, so they don't treat their workers like shit.What exactly makes you think the current situation in the US is capitalist, what with all the government regulation.
>>29706178Nobody had to sing, dance and smile for costumers.. and besides most of the shitty jobs were done by gulag prisoners.
>>29703456>we should be*meanwhile at companies when a minimum wage regulation is implemented*>oops sorry we can only afford 300 employees now instead of 500>we have to lay you off now>now hard feelings ;^)
>>29706487Yeah, the just had to sin, dance and smile for the state.
>>29706387Shit like this is my tip rate went from 20% to "round up to the nearest dollar if I don't have change on me"
>>29706387reminder that every US state requires employers to pay minimum wage if tips don't meet it, and more than half require them to pay minimum wage regardless of tips. serving staff are the most entitled people on earth
>>29695828I’m in fucking TEARS!holy Jesus. The absolute state of wagecucks it’s so sad it’s funny. The machines have truly taken over.
>>29706108Spotted the zoomer plebbiter>>29706265Written by the late, great Neil Peart. Its a Rush song.
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>>29696056Wasn't it Baskin Robbins that did that?
>>29700142I cant post at work right now (BIW) because someone there cant stop saying nigger on /tv/.
>>29706890no coldstone has this bell thing you can ring and they all have to sing, when i worked at baskin robins in highschool they wouldnt even let us have a tip jar
>>29706786Oh don't worry, I get it.Still fucking cringe as fuck to recite it in full to an unrelated /biz/ post
>>29697982Yeah well I'd rather be safe than sick
>>29696287the west is dead there's nothing left but bacteria's buffet
>>29695828this robot AI was designed by the CEO of Based department
>>29706559I'd rather be mining uranium in Butugychag, Siberia, than cleaning tables at McDonald's. Politics be damned, at least I could look in the mirror.
>>29706387Start an onlyfans Erica, literally not my problem to pay your rent
>>29696893HOLY FUCK poor wagies. Wagies on suicide watch now.>>29701338I want to kiss you
>>29701889The funny thing is that in most countries in Europe you can, they are not cucked as you think or not cucked at all compared to USA. It's just that amercans generally only hear about UK, which is cucked to the max right now.
>>29707273>I would rather be forced to do a bad thing than choose to do a bad thingI mean...
>>29705932just like the current system except bad for everyoneokhow is that better
>>29707326Americans know very well how based eastern europe is.
>>29698967fucking Celestial Dragons
>>29697126Haha we used to do retarded "team building exercises" at my job when I first started there but I think it was mostly because we thought it was a thing everyone was supposed to do. Had a couple good ones though, one time we went to a 300-degree cop/self defense training simulator place with gas powered light guns and shock belts. We also installed Far Cry on the dev PCs and called that team building a few times. Haven't done them in over 5 years though, I think people realized it was a complete waste of time and now everyone is waging from home anyway.
What communist country has it better than the USA? There are none. Communist countries are all shit tier.
>>29699516In order for me to succeed others must fail.
>>29707396If I ever chose to do something bad, stupid and humiliating, I couldn't live with myself. If I was forced to do it, because I didn't toe the party line, then that would at least mean that I have a spine and a fucking soul
>>29701695>all of TintinFucking based. Found a bunch of them online a while back, really loved it as a kid. Cigars of the Pharaoh was the bomb.
>>29707849So... you don't want to be able to choose?Your line of thought is fucking crumbling dude.
>>29707825I feel bad for the fatty. You can tell he doesn't have much else other than that shit job in his life
>>29707062>le cringeYou have to go back.
>>29703492>batshit insane backwoodsmen and nice little old ladies who tell me I look like their husbands back during the waryeah people shitting on wagies but I worked at a store selling airsoft guns and loved the people, felt like king shit, all the customers knew me and we'd shoot the shit. The cool people made up for the bad 1% by far. Then I quit over some bullshit, and I'm home alone all day with nothing to do feeling like a loser with no one to talk to. I make more on gov benefits but its not the same.
>>29703927nope, the wagie would have to pay the corrections from its pocket, even if its an accidentotherwise they'd just charge $2-3 to everyone and chill
>>29697757Literally all you need to do to make it is buy a 1000 ORN and stake it indefinitely for massive passive income
>>29708098how do i get in on this
>>29704661Is it just me or is anyone else here uncomfortable with the phrase “my pleasure”? To me, the word “pleasure” sounds inherently sexual.
>>29708751coombrain
>>29707473Don't even need to go to the east, I'm talking about Italy in my case. I'm not saying it's the perfect country or anyhting, it's a fundamentally old country past his prime where anybody aspiring for greatness is forced to emigrate by frustration. But, the more I see of other countries, the more I understand that if you learn the way to live here, you'll have a very happy and comfy life. I would need an essay to convey why and this is not the thread, but that's how it is imo.Sadly, retards are pumping americanism more and more into the culture to the point we are beginning to import the faggotry too.