/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29610014
grats anon, congrats.

1.) Congratulations
2.) Don't fuck her over
3.) Don't fuck yourself over; keep developing yourself in case this relationship goes to shit

>>29610014
Immediately find yourselves a good couple's therapist. You may not even need them, but it's good insurance against any shenanigans on either of your parts, a third party to provide relationship liquidity if you will.

Happy for u baby

I'm happy for you both, anons. God bless.

>>29610014
neets dumping on jack and michael saylor

Enjoy NEET mommy milkers and apple slices while she dabs on your benis.

>>29610234
number 3 is very important.

Women get bored when the guy is predictable and boring

rule number 4: tying your ability to spend or live to another womens income is a good way to be boring.


heres another rule: the vast majority of women are bad with money so chances are that money will not last at all and make sure your lifestyle is not above your non-crypto money flow

>>29610014
>Anon makes it by dating a roastie
Wew that's a fucking plot twist I didnt see coming. At this point we're probably better off trying to seek out our own runescape roasties than pouring in thousands into shitcoins.

Good.

>>29610014
Why the fuck should she settle for a 6/10 now that she's a multi millionaire?

>>29610014
who cares
2 years from now you're divorced

>>29610014
Congrats Anon.
Try to make sure you don't get complacent and don't let being a permaneet stop you from pushing yourself in life. No wageslaving is great but find something that gives you meaning or you can come to master.

Really congrats to you both, as a Bobo I’m thrilled you guys sold at the top of this dumb ass Chinese scam. And remember don’t tell anyone you are rich, they will hate you for how you got your money out of jealousy.

>>29610014
hahaha, she's going to leave you.

>>29610014
>bitcoin hoarding runescape gf
OP you fucking made it. I hope you have fun with the NEET life. Treasure her beyond everything.

>>29610337
This is the worst fucking advice I've ever seen on this site and I've been here a long fucking time.
>>29610014
Well played OP.

>>29610014
>8 figures
>multi billionaire

>>29610728
the math checks out, you should leave.

>>29610014
cool larp bro

>>29610014
MY MAN
MY FUCKING MAN

>>29610806
$10,000,000 is 8 figures retard. It’s also much less than even a single billion. Sorry to grenade the larp.

>>29610014
bad news: if you don't find a way to have more than her, she will leave you one day

Thank you for all the kind words frens, you're all gonna make it, we're all gonna make it. We spend almost all the time we possibly can with eachother as is so im not too worried about the new situation, and neither of us are spenders, the plan is get comfy and just sit on the savings account like Smaug. When we go out its usually to whatevers new around here or to movies/events but when there's not much going on we take day trips to NYC (we're a 1hr train ride away) and go about finding manga shops and whatever catches our attention. I dunno if that'll get boring to her in X years but I've got nothing but good feelings about where we are right now and moving forward.

Happy for you bro.

>>29610014
god bless anon

>obviously Changing IPs to reply to your own larp
Oof

>>29610014
She's going to dump you retarded faggot. Women can't have money without wanting something better. You are just a stepping stone to the next man.

>>29610234
this is the most fucking stupid reddit level of comment I've seen on my 6 years on this board

>>29610234
#3 is very important. Separate bank accounts, still. Your money is yours. Her money is hers. Give each other gifts until your heart's content, but do not give access to your life, don't share accounts, and don't give her power of attorney. You already got passed the hardest part of talking abut money, now it's time to talk boundaries. If, God forbid, she decides to act heinously, you need to reserve the option to put your foot down. (To me, ending a marraige is like the 2nd amendment. No one condones ending it, but sometimes revolutions need to happen. Since you aren't married, this is doubly true.) No one deserves toxic shit, no matter how much money is involved. If that happens, you take the high road at all times, and don't get bogged down. Set it in your mind that you'll lose the house, the car, and some property you share. But, don't lose your kids. Don't lose your life. Also, good job. You have a lead in life, don't fuck it up on your end. The vast majority of first time marriages work out for the long term, ask yourself if yours will before your pop the question. Again, good luck and I'm very happy for you.

>>29611058
sorry to grenade your intellect, but read the op again.

Also this is a larp anyways, should have said she was 25+ to make it more believable. She would have been too young to been buying bitcoin when it was early enough to buy in bulk like that

>>29610014
Good End

>>29611560
OP pic says eight fucking figures. OP text says multi billionaire. Sorry, samefag, but your larp is shut.

Better invest some in an etf, and i pray you dont get cucked

>>29610014
HAHAHAAHA, you pathetic faggot. Living off the charity of women is like offering to be satans personal pocket pussy.


Imagine, Imagine, IMAGINE existing because a woman pays your bills. You will not last. If she smells a single ML of testosterone and masculinity she will find the next femboy.


PATHETIC. I would rather never make it then be the woman in the relationship

>>29610580
He gets alimony.

>>29610014
Cheers fren, you better not fuck this up, you have the golden fucking ticket.

>>29610014

Congrats anon

>>29610014
Holy shit, someone really, unequivably, incrompehensibly, actually made it

>>29611706
>ctr f
>billionaire

Yours is the only post talking about billions. Am I smoking crack?

>>29611791
same lol
this story is cringe af
made money in the most pathetic way, chained to a woman
10 years from now, hit the wall 10 times, woman looks like shit
no motivation
relationship dies out
who got the money?
i'd be fucking terrified

>>29611706
how many more times are you going to post before you play it off like you were trolling?

>>29610337
>a third party to provide relationship liquidity if you will
the state of biz

>>29610337
Never post here, ever again. I can literally smell your spinelessness. I can't even begin to explain how pathetic you are, and I know you're not joking

>>29610702
Hey buddy fuck you. I've seen it first hand. My parents didn't take therapy seriously and they've been divorced for a decade and a half. I have 2 uncles (much higher NW than my parents, btw), they really gave therapy their all and they're back with their wives and going strong, even surviving some major business shake-ups. All 3 are college buddies who had issues around the same time in the late 2000s.

And like most therapy-related shit, it's better to do maintenance than to deal with things after a breakdown. If there are no problems, you go in for an hour twice a year and you're done. If there are issues, you nip them in the bud.

Don't be an idiot.

>>29611163
Happy for you anon. You made it. I hope you don't stop learning how to make more money out of your own stack. You don't have to be greedy about it now so you're in a great position.

>>29611969
>Brave browser
>Chink coin
>cortana
>using Windows 10 bloatware apps
holy shit go back

>>29612043
Okay, what's the joke/sperg point, I'm out of the loop on this one.

>>29610234
OP TAKE HEED OF NUMBER 3.
ALWAYS BETTER YOURSELF. EVEEYDAY, HAVE A GOAL AND TRY MAKE IT, EVEN WHEN YOU MADE IT.

>people actually falling for this cringe larp
lmao

>>29610702
Agreed, I know I've had a couple's therapist with 3 of my last 5 ex-wives.

>>29611510
Shit advice, joint everything and open honesty is the only way.

>>29612289
It's an anonymous image board, people jump on the bandwagon for little to no reason. Get used to being called faggot, faggot.

>>29610485
Take the roastie pill anons

>>29610014
Bro she's going to leave you. Thought you should know before it happens so you can accept a bit of the pain now.

>>29611492
>IVE BEEN HERE FOR 6 YEARS FUCK REDDIT
why are you so obsessed with reddit? it's like seeing an incel fail to get over their high school crush, no one cares man

Ride that high as long as it lasts. It will all come crashing down. I wish you the best, but I’d bet money on how this end. It will not be good. Give it a few years, but she’ll be gone before you know it. Such is life anno 2021.

>>29610014
Don't pay for a house in cash. Mortgages are at insanely low rates, you can easily make more by investing the money instead.

>>29610014
>Living with a woman who's financially more successful than you
ngmi

>>29612439
Honesty is great, but you still need to be your own man. Maybe I've been duped too many times and turned out jaded. On that case, OP, don't take advise from people you wouldn't trade places with. I don't have half the money your gf does, and no woman I've ever slept with has been ricer than me. Been through divorce, I took the high road and it worked out for me. I still hate her guts, but I never got to the point I wanted to put a shotgun in my mouth. Take it for what its worth, hope it works out.

>>29612236
>he's not getting free BAT and a free VPN service while he shitposts
>he missed buying BNB at $30, $40, $50, $90
>he thinks right-clicking cortana and hiding it does anything

I also was doing shit at 12 with my mommy's credit cards, so you're stupid to think other people couldn't get that done. Go attack someone else, I'm a literal Chad.

>>29610728
>>29611058
4chan never ceases to amaze me with its pure retardation. You would think that spending all of your waking hours on a text-based forum would at least cause you to not be illiterate. But nope.

>>29610014
Continue to improve yourself anon or you'll lose her to a chad

>>29610014
I'm happy for you anon
no silly, truly, enjoy it fren
I'm a poorfag hoping to turn 300 into something, wish me luck

>>29610014
read how to be a 3% man, seriously

>>29610014
also, nobody selling gold on rs accepted btc until it was already expensive enough that there's no way she would just forget about it. even then there's zero chance a child would choose to use btc instead of just directly buying the gold with the card lmao

ATTENTIO TO ALL THE NEWFAGS
These bullshit stories and "rate my fake portfolio that shows I'm a millionaire" threads always appear in bull markets.
They are a PSYOP!
Their goal is to sell this story of making it so that you get the motivation to hodl. The market never crashes just when you have enough to cash out, because there is never enough. You have 30k? You'll want to wait until 50k. You have 50k? Hell, just another 2x and I'm in the 6 digits. 700k? Pfff...that's like another 40% pump until I'm a millionaire. It's never enough and these bullshit stories are meant to make you hodl, because if you hodl long enough, you might just become one of these success stories.

I'm not telling you retards to sell, because I'm pretty sure we have at least 3 more months of this bull market. I'm telling you not to fall for this bullshit and don't become deluded.

I wish I had a sugar momma

>>29611888
He's a man, he won't get shit. He'll probably owe her money.

>>29610014
You know what would be funny? If the two of you die tomorrow in a horrific car accident

>>29610014
If this woman keeps you around then she is worth more than you know.

>>29613273
>I'm a millionaire. It's never enough
interesting take

>>29613273
Excellent post. If you are thinking "just a little more!!" then it's time to get out of your position. The market isn't gonna wait for you to hit your number, don't base your entry/exit timing on the value of your portfolio unless you are like OP's gf and are exiting for good to have "fuck you" money.

use alll the gains to invest in $rope ya fuckin jackass noone cares for your asshole blogpost

youre gonna live the dream man, just enjoy it life is gonna be awesome from now on. also, dont forget your frens here... another thing, dont ever spend all your savings and dont take her money as granted being yours, things can change, but just hope it wont.

idk about your relatioship, but that's just what i would do...

>>29612289
You're obviously a godless American. No wonder you've been brainwashed to believe that you should give your money and time to a 3rd person in order to resolve "issues" between 2 people. Couldn't be me

>>29612210
Where the fuck do you redditors think you are? Therapy is for women and homos, which one are you? Don't know how you're even able to look your wife's black son in the eye.

>>29613706
Thinking it's a magic fix all is the problem. They should be treated like a gym trainer. They can guide you and explain some things (often wrong. See trannies) but you still have to put the work in yourself, as with all things.

>>29610014
fucking amazing dude, genuinely happy for you as a fellow /NEET/.

Also go enjoy the real life too with your girl, have a balanced life, not only games, you guys are still young but if you keep going with the neet life you might develop some health issues, speaking from experience.

>>29614044
This. Most people get by motivating their own mental health/wellness check-ups, but if you have money, you can offload that shit onto someone else. It's not a grift, it's a privilege that comes with being rich.

>>29610014
Congratulations, make sure you treat her right and constantly strive towards your passions and best self, even if your passions change by the season

>>29610337
>find yourselves a good couple's therapist
/biz/ is dead

>>29612622
>it's like seeing an incel fail to get over their high school crush
kek, well put

got a complete opposite story.

oi anon, im a degenerate druggie who has fucked over his closest freinds and family. i dont pay rent and have lived off sera lee cheesecakes for the past 5 years.

I previously tried and failed from my literally stupidity to buy drugs of silk road in 2011 then forgot about bitcoin and my wallet i left on my usb at my parents house. I then between stints of no money degeneracy crashed at my parents where i found my usb cuz my parents loved me enough not to throw my shit away.

im now 400 000 richer traveling and continuing my degenerate lifestyle whilst also making money off staking shitcoins to fuel my gay orgy, lsd and cocain addictions

>>29610014

Don't fuck it up bro

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

I'm malding right now. How the fuck does a 6/10 neet find a 8 figure crypto mommy while I've been improoving for 5 years straight now and every girl I meet is a poor roastie

>>29610337
the worst post in the history of biz. leave this place and never return

>>29610014
How bad are the taxes?

>>29610014
This is probably the most wholesome thing I've ever seen on this degenerate fucking website since I started shitposting on /b/ back in 2008.

Congrats, OP.

A better story than me having left over BTC from buying identities back in the day for my fraud schemes. Its funny fraud didnt get me 7 figures, but just some left over "trash" i didnt care about did.

>>29610014
gratz anon

>>29614743
The psychiatric business is just that. It's not even science, just engineering controls to make people feel better. Sometimes, you aren't supposed to feel better. Sometimes life is supposed to suck, which motivates you to overcome it (to varying results.) Maybe a shrink could help certain situations, but I don't view it as a necessity, ever. I have my own mentors for that, and my friends are all assholes that will tell me when I'm being an asshole, so the need for a shrink is limited, in my case. If I need some medication for whatever is going on in my noggin, I go to an actual medical doctor that doesn't advocate cutting boys' dicks off and calling them girls. Just me.

>>29610337

this is probably a reasonable step to take, as sort of a "sanity check". Most cautious, conservative type people recommend marriage counseling. It's useful to have an impartial person (someone experienced with lots of relationships) look at how you relate to your loved ones and give you advice on how to keep your relationship strong and happy.

For example, I know boomer final boss dave ramsey usually jumps to recommending people get marriage counseling regardless of their situation.

However, since this is cautious, "slow and steady" style advice, it automatically makes you a bitch, and no one will take it

>>29611163
best of luck to both of you

>>29616464
dont attempt to fuck up his non fucked up situtation

>>29610014
hire the most jewish accountant to get out of paying all those taxes

>>29610337
You absolutely need to go back.

>>29611163
congrats anon just dont turn into a lazy pos and dont become a servant so she gets bored of you. you will continue to make it

I would never marry a girl that's significantly(100x) more richer than me. I don't like that relationship dynamic.

don't pull out tonight

>>29610014
Super happy for you king. God bless you two, don't fornicate.

>>29614044
Your analogy proves exactly why you are wrong. Gym trainers are one of the big scams as well, as the knowledge they provide is so basic it's hilarious, just as couples therepy. At the age of 17, with the help of Google, I have surpassed your average gym trainer, both physique wise and in the knowledge department. There is nothing complicated about nutrition nor workout planning and execution. At the same age I have entered a relationship as well, that is still going strong. People are begging for their money to be taken away, and then blame it on "capitalism". If a relationship can't be saved between 2 people alone, it is not worth saving at all. It will only lead to more problems down the road.

>>29610546
because she is a 6/10, so relationship wise, she still caps out at a 6/10, unless she's cool with him openly fucking other women.

>>29610014
Congratulations, anon. I legit felt some tears build up in my eyes. I'm very happy for you.

>>29610014
Living the life many of us dream of having. Grats, OP, and enjoy it.

And don't forget, you're here forever.

durr my autist gf has a trillion bitcorn from runescape she bought on her moms credit card. kys larper

>>29610014
Put 100k+ USDT into a lending platform for a bit of stable income.

Now it's time to trap her with a baby, get her pregnant ASAP.

>>29618252
This too

She's going to blame OP for selling the BTC now when its worth 8-10x in like a year lmao Honestly OP is a retard he could have split her BTC up into like 10 different protocols yielding 5% each and she would have thought he was a genius

>>29610014
congrats

>>29617461
I agree. She will move on and he thinks he is secure. Its actually tragic.

>>29610337
Fucking remove yourself from the gene pool you repulsive faggot

>>29619742
Exactly, I'd feel completely emasculated.

>>29610014
WTF INSTEAD OF MOVING FOR 2 YEARS IN A COUNTRY WERE CRYPTO GAINS ARE NOT TAXED AND COMING BACK WITH MONEY HIDDEN????

>>29610014
Live your life anon and enjoy that wealth
The world is yours to enjoy and explore

>>29610014
And after telling you that you'll become so awkward with her that the moment she is 5 meters away from chad she'll smell liquid testosterone from his sweat and suck his cock and leave you for good.

>>29610014
you should be paying one lump sum at long term capital gains since she held it for so long. Dont see why you would be obliterated. long term capital gains is like what, 20%? Yeah it sucks but you still have 4/5th of the money.

You should look at ways to grow the wealth. Invest into boomer shit for living off of.

>>29610014
Do the Needful.
Donate to local villages, so that their crops may bring food.

DONT FUCK HER OVER

DONT DEGENERATE

LIFT WEIGHTS HAVE KIDS.
GOGOGOGOGO
You have a chance my dude.

>>29618760
you are retarded for making fun of someone for taking profit.

Also they still have 10% left. Still fuck you money.

>>29610014
Why pay for the house outright? Why not get a mortgage with a low interest rate & let that cash sit in a bank to generate more interest?

>>29610337
fuck you - OP DO NOT DO THIS

>>29610014
>if this was the other way around /biz/ would be seething saying REEEEE WHAT A GOLD DIGGING WHORE

kek

>>29610337
GO FUCKING BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>29620312
No both you and he is retarded and could have taken a loan against the BTC and suffered zero taxes while the rest of the BTC produces dividends to lower the collateral ratio of the loan. It depends how far into 8 figures they were but 10 MM is not "fuck you money". He can't do literally whatever he wants and live lasciviously. 30-50MM is closer. They sound young/dumb and don't understand how to retain the wealth. He already thinks buying a house off entirely when they could pay a mortage while the rest of the money would grow faster in other investments then the house will.

>>29610014
kek she's going to leave you the second she's wealthy and starts getting attention from higher social status men. trust an oldfag, seen it more times than i can fucking count. women don't have the same loyalty of men, in fact they have none. women due to barbaric men evolved to totally and completely shut off feelings and caring and cling to other more powerful men. they did this because when a stronger tribe won a war and killed all their men, the pain was too great and they wanted to ensure one their survival, the survival of any children, and thus they monkey branch and climb without a fucking care. good luck brah because your heart is going to get fucking smashed dumb retard

>>29611888
no he doesn't unless she earned that money while in the relationship retard. prior earnings or holdings are legit not considered

>>29610337
BACK YE GIT

I couldn't live with myself if my bitch was the one providing

>>29610014
Gz man. Happy for you. I hope I'll make it one day.

absolutely reddit tier thread

>>29612210
therapy is literally retardation when it's almost always a woman who will convince a woman she's better off and then testify against the male in court. even male therapists will do the same to ensure they get a lucrative long term 'client' in the woman

>>29611654
kek good call

>>29610014
not even billionaires would pay 350k for a home in a lump sum, you always take a loan out, the rates are fucking nothing. you'll be poor in 2 years.

>>29610014
You’re a lucky sonuvabitch, anon. Congratulations

>>29610337
No but seriously do this

T. Married guy, other anons are actual virgins who clearly do not know how to interact with a potential partner, so don't take their advice on how to hold a relationship for life

>>29620204
pure cope and envy

>>29610014
hope this isnt larp op

Congrats OP, you bought a smile to my face

How selling Bitcoin for fiat, especially 90%, is a good thing?

How giving half of your earning, especially under Biden administration, ever a good thing?

Y’all never gonna make it. I’m on my way to the moon. Peace out.

>>29621128
nigga we know you are the same anon who hopped proxies or used a private browser window. your reddit spacing gives you away fucking moron ass bitch. truly reddit supporting your own post with another id

>>29613932
lmao fuck off

>>29618252
based, be a leech OP

>>29620072
I'm gay so my decimation of all values you hold dear ends with my AI mirror going offline.

>>29620679
>>29620744
cope from a sad old unsuccessful boomer

>>29620306
THIS. Put babies in her ASAP, then you're locked into that wealth

>>29610014
it is definitely not a bad idea to keep your guard up and continue working on your own investments however incase the worse comes to worse

>>29621128
>T. Incompetent beta cuck who can't fix his own puny problems

>>29610014
>After taxes we're house shopping for homes at 350k and we're gonna pay it in one lump sum
you're buying a plywood house that will break down in 50 mph winds? in the collapsing USA? lol!

>>29610014
don't listen to any of these fucking loser giving you advice. you scored a real one now gtfo

>invent some gay story
>500 replies

4chan is just reddit where you can say nigger

Did she introduced you to the rapper she is gonna help make it to the big time?

>>29610014
Congratulations OP. Be a good a man and a good husband. You deserve nothing but happiness with this woman. Enjoy every second of the good life you have ahead of you like it was the last one. You made it :)

>>29610337
best advice in the thread
anyone who says otherwise has never been in an equitable relationship

>>29624087
>4chan is just reddit where you can say nigger
kek

>>29624087
With rubic, girls go for your pubic! So make sure you buy RUBIC!

Based and redpilled bro, rubic chadz

>>29611492
Kill yourself, nothing but truth to that post.

>>29610337
Jewish hands types this post

>>29624193
The state of this samefag

Congratulations, anon

>>29610014
>she's about to get OBLITERATED by taxes

Long term cap gains won't make a dent, bro. Learn to math

>>29610014
you fucked up anon
you should have moved to Puerto Rico and cashed in after becoming a resident.
you only need to live there 6 months and one day which is no problem at all

Oh my god, selling at the literal bottom of the golden bull run. and its a woman
this must be a joke. i refuse to believe this happened
why would you cash most out now
congrats i guess

>>29610687
Truly something amazing. I'm jealous lol

>>29621274
But he already made it. He doesn't need 9 figures or anything close to that, in fact money is just a means to an end. He said it himself
> I wanna play vidya and fuck and be comfy with my sugar mommy for the rest of my life
and he already can do that comfortably

Of course it makes ABSOLUTELY no fucking sense to sell your bitcoin (it's not even a shitcoin) for... fucking fiat? lmao

>>29610014
jagex should make runescape gold a legetimate cryptocurrency. it would probably be good for the game too, honestly.

>>29610014
Howd you two meet?

>>29610014
Proud of you bud.

hit the gym so you get hotter. Get a therapist and and outdoor hobby so you become a better person and a better person to be around. Make yourself a good investment for your girl, anon.

>>29610337
niggers.
thats the post.
niggers

>>29610014
Absolutely fuckin based and well done anon. Make damn sure you're good to her, but also cover yourself in terms of investment and finances incase things don't work out. I wish you both the best and a future of pure happiness.

>>29610234
Number 3 is pivotal.

>>29610014
>trading for fiat
ngmi