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he fucked their ugly daughter

>>29584306
Look at the daughter's face and ask that question again.

>>29584306
if you're asking this, you'll never make it

Looks like with meth.

holy shit she is beautiful

>>29584350
>>29584415
Is she really ugly? I think you guys are just pretending. She's not drop-dead gorgeous, but she isn't ugly either. I'd estimate she's in upper 5% of women in USA, looks-wise.

>>29584996
Yeah but think dude. That was the best face money could buy her. Imagine what she started with.

>>29584996
don't worry. virgins make a habit of saying "would not bang". What's funny is to see them later with their overweight redneck trailer trash wife, having lower tits than their own balls and a bigger belly.

>>29585244
kek, true

>>29584996
She's ugly.

>>29585244
You're right, I didn't think of that. Holy shit.
>>29585311
but anon has a point...

>>29585311

>>29584350
>>29584415
>>29585244
>>29585369
>>29585437
t. virgins

you will never feel the inside of a vagina. N E V E R. how does that make you feel?

>>29584350
I would fuck her too

>>29584306
fucking who? to either one of them? The faggot from that gay show after the walking dead? And who the fuck is this bitch? It says hearst? Like George Hearst the bad guy from Deadwood? The villain from the fictional tale of Deadwood?

>>29584306

Why does Chris have the JFMSU eyes of Brendan Fraiser?

>>29584306
literally who are either of those?

>>29587522
G4TV/Internet comdeian and a billionaire heiress.

>>29584306
>be freemason ftm
>have freemason dad
>marry freemason daughter

>>29584306
if she's anything like me she watched too much @midnight and slowly fell in love with him through the soft glow of the TV screen

>>29585621
ask yourself first

>>29584306
ok virgins, here's how he did it

>he made her laugh

>>29584306
They both look hideous

>>29585621
well i felt the inside your mom ass. how does that make you feel?

>>29585994
top kek is talking dead THAT bad? damn tough crowd

>>29588543
hotter than you

>>29585994
Deadwood is based on real characters, retard. And yes that's George Hearst of deadwood, and Citizen Kane is the sequel.

>I'm funny and my wife is kind of ugly but she also has no money

Hmm...I could have gotten a rich girl?

What are some hidden downsides of marrying into a family much richer than you?

>>29589208
Yep. Thats actually the easiest way to make it, btw. Go to bars in Ivy League college towns and find an ugly rich girl. If you're her first you will literally have a free money line for the rest of your life even if you decide to leave her. Female oxytocin pair bonding + being neglected due to being ugly is a hell of a combo.

>>29589631
The dad is going to bitch you and make a game out of it, because he knows you're there for the money. And even if you're not there for the money and you actually like the daughter, he'll still think otherwise in the back of his mind and try to bitch you anyway. You need to establish that you're not a leech and always pay for his daughter to avoid this. If she's dating you and asking him for money, there's a problem.

>>29589633
>tfw could've gotten a rich banker's daughter when she was 17
ffffffuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh
>tfw could've gotten a rich Iranian guy's daughter when she was 17
she wasn't as cute as the chink though, but i'd force her to get a rhinoplasty and facefuck her every day
man i should've just abused the pairbonding shit, and impregnate one of them within first month or so
young wife from rich family with my kid, their family might've seethed but I dont give a fuck

>>29589631
you feel like a mooch. My gf is significantly wealthier than I am, like private jet type, and I'm okay but not rich. I went on a trip with her family and her for the first time and felt like such a mooch between the 1500 a night room my gf and I were in and the 400/head dinners and the airfare. I mean it's stuff I could never swing. Even so on the trip I was very careful what I ordered because I basically felt like a complete mooch even though her family made me feel very welcome.

>>29589633
On the plus side, my wife is really nice and pretty low maintenance. I'm a pleb, not sure I'd be happy coping with snob world

>>29584350
Complete virgin cope. Bitch is hot when you actually see what’s available on the market.

>>29584996
>5%

Anon I beg you to look at more bitches. I beg you. Shes not a dog or anything but saying she's upper 5% is batshit.

>>29584306
A-list dick game.

>>29590067
>nice
>low maintenance
You did better than most, just take the win.

>>29590130
you're pretending
like 65% of USA women are overweight. remaining 35% are partly nigger, partly indian, partly some other ungodly mutts, partly too short, like shorter than 150 cm, etc. She is easily in top 5%, and even that is a very safe estimate, it's more like upper 1%, maybe 0.1%, not counting very nubile, underage white girls.

>>29590219
Kek thanks anon

>>29584306
quite simple really, he's a good bowler. and if there's one thing that get's a woman moist in the loins, it's a man that's good at bowling.

>>29588338
i like this

hey /tv/
where is the cunny