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Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

>> No.29554148

Almost 10am, thinking about clocking off.

>> No.29554187

Travel day for me gonna get drunk on the plane and pop some edibles

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Doesn't get better than this does it fellas.

Don't get too jealous wagies

>> No.29554219

Why does every day feel exactly the same UK wfh bros. I do work, I'm tired and feel like shit at the end of the day. I don't do work, still tired and still feel like shit.

I only go outside to run and to go grocery shopping, when will this be over.

>> No.29554272

>>29554096
Going on annual leave next week until April 6 despite having done nothing this past year.

>> No.29554448

>>29554219
Blackpill idk if it ever will. I hear Sweden doesnt give too many fucks about Rona. Maybe Ill go there. Might be able to actually go to a bar or club, meet women, have a life etc

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>>29554096
>>29554148
>>29554187
>>29554205
>>29554272
Cheers gentlemen

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29554687

Only sent a single email yesterday
Sometimes I actually feel remorse about doing so little work, must be the wagie scarring in my spirit

>> No.29555096

>>29554219
>wake up 15 minutes before shift
>roll out of bed and log on
>answer a few calls, do fuck all all day
>shift ends, crippling boredom
>carry on doing the same shit I did all day anyway
yup. daily walk and tesco trips are the only form of human interaction I get and even then you don't get to talk to anyone. fuck this

>> No.29555148

>>29554096
Absolutely fucking based as always, OP

>> No.29555366

>>29555096
ok extrovert

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>>29554687
I don't study, i don't work, i am not in training.

>> No.29555964

>>29555096
Gyms are opening soon anon.

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>>29554634
Cheers to you fren

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>>29554634
Cheers fren.

>> No.29556400

>>29554219
ive been obsessed with trading this last couple weeks and I feel tired constantly

>> No.29556422

>>29554096
I also do nothing at home but I don't get paid. What am I?

>> No.29556538

>>29554219
>>29555096
ive been WFHing for 8 years and Im sick and tired of it
I unironically wanted to move abroad last march to get an in house job because I couldnt take it anymore. and then corona happened and now Im still stuck at home. I guess God wants me to be forever alone

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29556546

Living the dream lads. I didn't know life could be this comfy. I can't believe I'm getting paid this much to sit at home.

Oh well, time for another cigarette and coffee.

>> No.29556746

Today I made Katsu chicken

>> No.29557294
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>>29555096
>I miss the variety of being in the office
>I just like being around others in the office
>I miss the banter with Mr Shekelberg
>I miss being asked to fetch Mr Goldstein his coffees
>I miss the hustle and bustle of the office
>I miss having to get up an hour early to catch public transport

Get help.

>> No.29557318

>>29554096
Unequivocally based

fuck wage slaving

>> No.29557459

>>29556400
Same

>> No.29557527

>>29555096
Agreed. Everything good and comfy at the beginning but I'm starting to miss things.

>> No.29557579

>>29554096
Fucking based.
Same.
Fucking a bitch thats cooking for me rn.
Then drive home and toke while watching all my stocks make a v-shape recovery

Fucking based. Happier and freer than any kike however rich.

>> No.29557658

>>29557294
I work like 3 hours extra a week on travel and showering before work. at least I could have banter with the gyals at the office and talk shit with the guys. it beats being alone 24/7, seeing all your hobbies and passions wither as you drill the fuck out of them at work and leave yourself nothing to do after work. it sucks man

>> No.29558081

I have to go into work today. Working in the office 1 day a week is suffering

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>>29557294
I kind of miss the environment. I mean wage slaving wouldn't be too bad if all the wagies were MY slaves. Maybe I'll start a future fortune 500 company today after my coffee so I have somewhere to go where wagies can kiss my ass all day.

>> No.29558272

One of my favourite things about the pandemic has been that all the extrovert normies who win at everything in life are finally experiencing something that genuinely discomforts them.
They didn’t care when I wasted my life commuting or having to do after work drinks with utter morons, or suffer their inane conversations. So I don’t care about their “””mental health”””.
No, we aren’t all just going to go back to the office normie, no matter how hard you kick and scream on LinkedIn.

>> No.29558322

1 month of remote work and then im quitting :)

>> No.29558364

>>29554096
>>29554205
>>29554634
>>29554687
>>29556375
>drinking at 7am on a wednesday
what a "life"

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>>29555096
are you me

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29558444

Slept in till 11 today and had a phone call of about 10 minutes, guess that's my workday done.

>> No.29558712

>>29554219
This is how I felt when I worked in the office, every single day. You didn’t care about how much I hated it then, did you? Get fucked. NEVER. GOING. BACK.

>> No.29559754

>>29558712
based

>> No.29560175
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29560175

>wake up, its 7:30
>sun is shining through the window into my tiny 11m2 student dorm room
>wash my face, get on the pc
>browse biz while not paying any attention to what the prof is saying
>eat some unhealthy shit
>smoke a joint in the evening cause i cant sleep and i feel like i am trapped in some sort of hell or limbo
>repeat this cycle every day
when does it fucking end bros? i just want to go back to normal, my life used to be so good and now i genuinely feel like i am going crazy

>> No.29560216

I love the tech and in love with crypto not really because of money but coz of the unique features every new project gives..

I just found a gem its looks unique lets see how they work on it
https://mochimo.org/

Plz share with me more good projects.

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29560344

>CTO messages me
>"you going into the office much these days?" (he doesn't)
>"nah I've found I'm more productive at home, think I'm going to keep working from home permanently"
>"alright sounds good man, whatever works for you"
Feels good boys.

>> No.29560424

>>29560175
i spent my whole uni life smoking weed. It gets easier when you get an actual job

>> No.29560475

I'm in heaven bros. Get to see my kids grow up everyday.

>> No.29560545

>>29560175
>when does it fucking end bros
It doesn't until you pull your shit together and start listening to yourself and do what you want to do, not what others expect you to do.
It's as simple as that, even if it is difficult.

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29560554

Today I have:
>sent message on Teams to indicate that I am working, however I shall not be doing any work today
>browsed /biz/
>setup some day trades
>setting up to have some porridge for breakfast then have a nice wank

THIS IS THE LIFE BOYS

>> No.29560572

>>29554219
Because every day IS the same. You died about a year ago and you've been in purgatory ever since.

>> No.29560669

>>29560554
I made a kahoot quiz with 10 questions for people to share and have fun. All the Karens are loving it, pats on back from management for raising morale.

Just had a wank over a fat bird giving jerk off instructions in a schoolie outfit

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>>29554096
I started work at 11 am and finished at 12 noon. I downloaded a GBA emulator yesterday so I'm gonna play through some of my childhood classics. They don't make em' like they used to eh?. Might stick a movie on in the background.

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have to go into the office today, what did I do to deserve this bros

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>>29554096
I wish I wasn't bombarded non-stop with emails and shit to do whilst working from home bros

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>>29560669
>pats on back from management for raising morale.
Excellent work anon. I think you should take your foot off the gas for a couple of weeks now - you don't want to burn yourself out.

>> No.29561604

>>29560344
very based

>> No.29561751

>>29560175
>when does it fucking end bros?
When people start rioting against lockdown

>> No.29561892

these are my 2nd favourite threads on /biz/, only below the indoor ranch threads from April-June last year. Those were fucking golden, but work from home general is peak comfy

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I may be a wagie at the moment, but in a couple of years when I've made enough from crypto and start day trading, i'll be joining the gentlements club.
keep my seat warm fellas

>> No.29562285

>>29555964
They better fucking be. I don't lift for girls, I lift because it fucking feels good.

>> No.29562628

>>29562285
did someone accuse you of lifting for girls anon? did you mistype to /biz/ instead of your diary?

>> No.29562674

>>29562628
kek

>> No.29562751

>>29555964
not in my country

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>>29562285
>he lifts for the feels

>> No.29562817

>>29562285
>I don't lift for girls
we know you're a faggot anon, don't need to share

>> No.29562896

>>29555096
get a hobby man jesus

>> No.29562954

>>29560475
That's a beautiful thing to say anon

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29563114

>company starts sending out return to office surveys
Bros...go on WFH without me

>> No.29563672

What job positions do you people hold that you can get away with doing no work?

>> No.29563772

>>29554096
lol
same
i ate pizza and ice cream

>> No.29563839

Who else swearing a pledge they are NEVER going to office EVER again? They can't put us in the office again. It's proven we work just as efficient as at home. There is literally no need to ever go back. If I have to go back, I'm literally going to quit.
>government employee in the Netherlands
>haven't seen the office since March 2020
>no stupid office politics
>no meetings "just because"
>everything is still going on as usual, so there is no inefficiency whatsoever

>> No.29563955

>>29563114
Dont lose hope bro. We got those surveys and now their talking about getting rid of most of the desks because no one wants to come back

>> No.29564014

>>29563672
IT consulting for government agencies

>> No.29564126

>>29563672
Public sector. Work for the UK government and can honestly say I do about half an hour every day, max. Sometimes I don't even bother logging in. Nobody checks. If anyone asks, just say your internet went down.

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>>29563672
Software developer.
>wake up 8.30am
>git push single line code change
>build pipeline let's everyone know I'm working
>have a wank and a cuppa
>10am working day is over

>> No.29564308

>>29563672
Power Distribution Engineer. I have a Lunch and Learn Zoom call at 11:30. Other than that, if nobody is out running into power poles with their cars, I don't have much to do.

>> No.29564622

Pilot fag here just have to show up and I get some top from the fa in the hotel after a long days work

>> No.29564687

>>29554096

I send a couple of messages on slack/whatsapp to make it seem like I'm doing stuff, while in actuality I am wallowing in my self-hatred - but at least i got crypto

>> No.29564706

>>29554219
I just hang out with my baby all day. Its fun as fuck. He’s 9 months old and says “dada” whenever he sees me. Won’t say mama no matter how hard we try to teach him. Just looks at me and smiles and says “dadadadada”. It makes my wife seethe so hard kek.

He also knows where my office is now and will yell “DADADADA” louder and louder until I open the door and give him attention. I love this little fucker so much.

Sometimes I’ll bring him in for microsoft teams meetings and all of the middle aged women at work swoon over him. My boss is a 40+ wine aunt who goes “is the baby gonna say hi?” Every morning kek.

Can’t wait to leave this fucker my Linkies and cubic rubic in a few years.

>> No.29564782

>>29564126
glad im not the only uk gov fag

the most work I do is moving the mouse so I appear availiable on Teams/skype

>> No.29564836
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>>29564706
absolutely
divinely
based

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29564937

I woke up late today but nothing really matters, I had a busy as fuck week a couple weeks ago so everyone is just letting me fuck off. I actually leave for Hawaii tomorrow

>> No.29565026

>>29554096
i am one semester away from getting my degree, is it based to just pay someone to write my thesis for me and pay for online services to pass my classes and exams?

>> No.29565136

Heil hitler and fuck niggers brothers. Just got a raise, promotion, and permanent WFH.

>> No.29565240

>>29564706
Based. We're having a baby in mid april. Any newborn tips?

>> No.29565284

>>29564706
based and wholesomepilled

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>tfw actually have to toil from home

>> No.29565397

>>29564836
He’s crying now because I took away a pair of scissors from him. My wife left her art stuff in a box under the couch and he managed to pull it out and try to kill himself with it in the 2 minutes I wasn’t watching him. I just look over and he is surrounded by pens, holding the closed blade of the scissors and munching on the handle. What a lad.

Kek. Never a dull moment.

>> No.29565482

>>29554096
Anyone else feeling even less happy now than when they had to go into the office? I thought wfh was everything I wanted out of life. Now I'm not so sure.

>> No.29565571
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My first baby was born last week so I took off a month from work. We got back from the hospital 2 days ago. Thank god my wife is good at this baby stuff. I miss sleep

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>>29554096
h-haha feels great
>late on delivering several projects
The pressure but procrastination self loathing is not killing me at all!

>> No.29565817

>>29558364
wagie spotted.

>> No.29565863

>>29565240
Newborn Babies rarely cry for no reason. They’re either gassy, hungry, or tired.

Breastfeeding is the best thing you can do for your baby, but if she has issues producing milk, there is no problem using formula. As long as the baby is still getting skin to skin contact, the difference are fractional. Better to have a well-fed baby and happy mother than to nitpick and force breast feeding.

Make sure your wife and you set up roles for sleeping and managing the baby for the first little while. You’ll probably be up most of the night for the first two weeks. The baby feeds regularly through the night and you’ll also be afraid that they’ll be smothered and you might stay up. Thats ok. Find times for eachother to nap throughoit the day or atleast have a break. Your wife might resist this and want to be mom all the time. Don’t let her, you’ll both regret it later.

If you’re allowed, get relatives to come watch for a few hours when they can. At least get them to make meals and bring you diapers etc.

When the baby is sleeping, put it in a onesie in a basinette with no blankets or anything. The baby won’t be cold. Optimal temp for them sleeping is 18-20celsius.

Get a noise machine. That was great for whenever the baby napped or slept.

Also, you will be working overtime for the next few months as the dad. Don’t resent your wife for it. It will be over in a few months.

Good luck anon and relish the challenging moments. They’re worth it.

>> No.29565896

>>29564937
Do you need to take a covid test before going?

>> No.29566005

I feel as if I should do something before I get fired. Literally haven't done a single goddamn thing for about 4 months now.

>> No.29566010

>>29554219
I work for a law firm recovering money from insurance.
The drive home from the office was my wind down period.

Now I do my last note on a file or send a last email to clients and then just shut down the remote window and continue shitposting or downloading copious amounts of javs.
There is no break anymore.

>> No.29566027

>>29565240
Nutrition and sleep are extremely important for mom, I'm quite sure that we could have avoided much of her postpartum depression.

>> No.29566032

>>29564706
Kek. Based shitlord baby.

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>>29560344
Literally me with my manager, also checked

>> No.29566128

>>29565863
>>29566027
Based, thanks guys

>> No.29566226

>>29563672
DevOps
I have pretty much automated all my workflow and now have been doing fuck all for a year now lol

>> No.29566277

>>29563672

AWS engineer/architect

update a password here and there

maybe cycle an instance if things are really bad one day (the equivalent of turning your computer on and off)

feelsgoodman

>> No.29566306

>>29566027
>>29566128
This. Also, if your wife gets postpartum depression, don’t be alarmed. It is very normal and common and doesn’t mean she hates the baby. She is having crazy hormone level changes after birth and it is making her go crazy. That is all. Just be encouraging let her know it is temporary and in a few months that baby is going to be her whole world.

Don’t try to be logical about it. It isn’t logical. It happens. Just be patient.

>> No.29566414

>>29565863
>>29566128
All this guy said + try to have some intimate time with your other half, let her know that you love her and that she is beautiful. That's important man

>> No.29566456

inb4 tranny jannys delete the comfy thread

>> No.29566547

This bull season better give me a 10x because I'm fucking tired.

>> No.29566634

>>29565896
Yeah I took it yesterday, it was $180 because it has to be rapid results of a certain test accepted by the state. But my flight is free from cc points and I'm staying with friends so whatever.

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>>29563839

I like WFH except that I meet zero women with my neet lifestyle and work was my only social outlet before this shit went down

my dating life has been dead for a year which is fine but id like to eventually have at least the option to meet new people

>> No.29566786

>>29564706

baaased

>> No.29566818

>>29566414
This. The best thing you can give your kids is a good loving relationship with your wife. It doesn’t always work out, but cherish that relationship. Especially after birth she’ll probably have crazy body issues. Cuddle her, be spontaneous, tell her you love her, give compliments often, and don’t get carried away. She has to heal up before the fun stuff comes back and it could be a few months. >>29566128

>> No.29566873

>>29558272
Based

>> No.29567017

>>29561953
take care of yourself
no smoking
ygmi

>> No.29567264

>>29564706
>>29565240
Take your time to care for everything in the house the first 6 weeks or so. Momma is busy feeding your little shitter most of the time.
White noise (or even better: pink/brown noise) really helps to calm our baby down.

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>>29554096
>company-wide 4 hour meeting
>sleep through the entire thing

>> No.29568548

>>29565240
is the newborn white

>> No.29568766

>>29554448
I wish I could do that. My job requires me to be close to the datacenter though incase of an emergency. You devfags are lucky you literally never need to show up for anything.

>> No.29568903

the only thing im scared of is when all this shit ends

it's going to be toture the first month to go back

>> No.29569040

>>29554096
can i also post in this thread when i don't work from home but also do absolutely nothing? i mean, i got the spirit but i'm not allowed to wfh

>> No.29569174

>>29568406
Kek based

>> No.29569178

>>29569040
Welcome bro

>> No.29569193

>>29565240
>>29565863
>>29567264
>mfw even 4chan grew up

>> No.29569203

>>29568548
I'm white and my wife is white but the baby is half black.

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>>29554096
>when you've always been a remote worker, the corporate office reopens, and you're too lazy to expense your mileage to go in

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>>29554687
you should be proud. one single email takes alot of work. keep up the good work. i smell a raise in the future.

>> No.29569437

>>29565571
She already had one before she met you?

>> No.29569497

>>29558272
Based and revenge of the nerds pilled.

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>>29569178
thanks anon, here have some coffee and some treats, they're on me. take a break from all that hard work your boss thinks you're doing.

>> No.29569553

Seen Mochimo

> good
> no?

>> No.29569616

>>29566277
Do you have architect pro? I have the associates and sysops admin. Is it worth it? People say its really hard but these normies also say the associates was really hard, I scored like 804.

>> No.29569640

>find myself looking at obscene sexual images at work
great...

>> No.29569683

>>29560572
I guess that explains why I keep falling into other people's timelines. I knew the instant it was possible biden was inaugurated that I was in someone else's timeline.

>> No.29569705

>>29565741
Yeah, feeling this pretty hard right now too.

>> No.29569930

>>29566226
Holy shit someone who knows how to do their job properly.

>> No.29569995

>>29564126
>>29564782
this

>> No.29570255

>>29569616

I only ever got the SA/dev associate certs

pros probably will take you two months of studying to knock out

>> No.29570332

>>29564782
>>29564126
Public sector is truly the aristocracy of modern times

>> No.29570486

>>29554096
>be me
>work from home
>transferred to a new area last July
>got a 25% raise
>contractors in India basically do my job for me
>boss calls yesterday telling me I'm doing a stellar job
>spend most of my days jerking off, watching movies, playing vidya, trading stonks
>got a 3% raise and 10% bonus
>boss says I'll probably be promoted before the end of the year

Life is bretty gud.

>> No.29570653

>>29565240
pay attention to moms moods and be there as much as you can. sometimes women with ppd will do shit impulsivly. my wife attempted suicide twice due to post partum depression. It was very close. just pay attn and give your all. take a break from what you like to do and focus for the first 6 months, your going to be a dad and you cant change that. dont be a shitty one that neglects your responsibilties and you'll do just fine. best of luck anon. it was a life changing experience for me and im a proud dad. no matter what though pay attn to how shes feeling and do as much as you can to help the mom. I know it sounds simpy but it'll pay off in the long run for your relationship and her mental health. its not uncommon for fathers to get ppd too but doesnt happen that often.

>> No.29570668

>>29570255
whats your salary and experience btw?

>> No.29571049

who here /software automation job/? I think this is legit how you win the wagie game, you get paid to automate shit to do your work for you, and you et rewarded with endless days without work for doing your job right

>> No.29572426

I feel bad because my boss is actually cool, I unironically attend standup, sleep for 3-4 hours and do a tiny amount of work including some emails.
>boss says "good job with the work you're doing".
Its this fucking easy.

>> No.29572684

>>29570668

I make 150k/yr right now with about a 10k bonus, so 160k overall comp

i had 4 yrs exp as an analyst/dev before switching to AWS. 2 yrs at a big 4 as programming consultant, 2 yrs as a BA at a tech shop. got my associate certs, interviewed once and immediately got hired

resume probably helped a lot

>> No.29572701

>>29563672
Technical consultant, heress a tip for IT fags, never do level 1 support.

>> No.29572802
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29572802

the effects of the wfh do nothing red pill are starting to diminish frens.. it seems i am not motivated to do anything at all, also outside of work. sports is doing great but i am one of those types that picks up a hobby for a week and then forgets all about it. i dont really have goals and dont know what goals are going to make me happy in the end. i have a neet passion for dogs but being a data analist is what brings the money and pays the rent. i spend most of my time playing vidya, watching youtube, browsing /biz/ or manically monitoring my shitcoins. i plan to have a baby in 3 to 4 years or so and want to dedicate time to being a caring father, but what to do until then?

>> No.29572948

>>29572684
Fuck I need to start sending my resume out. I just got my certs and finished my degree. I'm making 87k now and these fags won't give me a raise

>> No.29573111

>>29572948

holy shit mate if you have certs the absolute poverty-level floor is 100k a year. that's bare bones retard level AWS baby engineer salary

apply immediately, you'll probably land a 120-125k job without even trying

>> No.29573149

my boss keeps calling me asking me when I'll come to work. I've been home for 3 weeks with a fever

>> No.29573159

Currently been working at home for almost all of the virus period as well. I've saved so much due to remote work. My savings have gone from less than a month's after tax salary to more than ten times that. I have finally put money in to stocks and crypto. And I have 2 hours more free time per day, probably slightly more. From a quality of life and wealth perspective it has been the best thing that ever happened to me.

No more going to and from work in a crowded bus every morning as I only save a few hundred per month because rent gobbles up everything. No more open plan offices feeling like overcrowded chicken coops. Homeworking will come to an end later this year but I'll have peace of mind because the money in the bank is a big safety buffer. I'm due to have pay rises later this year as well.

Friday this week will be an all day training week, so it will mean no work lol. And I took Monday off.

>> No.29573171

why the fuck does everyone have a better life than me. this is a fucking nightmare

>> No.29573198

>>29564622
> I get some top from the fa in the hotel after a long days work

wtf does that mean?

>> No.29573233

>>29565026
You should have bought a degree if you could. It's just a piece of paper and the only reason people do it is because of someone else's expectations, actual clown world logic.

>> No.29573620

>>29554096
Is this the same guy making threads everyday?
Like wtf is your role? I work 20% more hours since working from home started because the communication is worse.

>> No.29573634

>>29573111
Thank you fren. I just finished re-writing yesterday. The only issue is my professional experience with AWS is about 1.5 years, and I don't use it in-depth. Just s3/storage gateway, r53, basic EC2, stuff like that. I guess you're saying it doesn't matter? I can just get in as a Jr. and still land 100k? I have 6 years exp but its all vSphere/on-prem shit.

>> No.29573741

>>29572802
I'm never having kids until I'm at least 50.

>> No.29573910

>>29573741
they'll be autistic

>> No.29574122

>>29564706
Based dad. I wish my father would have loved me as much. I think it's very noble of you to leave him your crypto too

>> No.29574375

>>29573910
Is it true the longer you wait the higher the chance of autism?

>> No.29574431

>>29574375
dunno, turned out that way with me
think so

>> No.29574469

>>29563672
Marketing Manager. I do about an hour worth of work a week, beyond just bullshit emails and Zoom calls every once in a while.

>> No.29574504

>>29574375
It mostly depends on the woman

>> No.29574584

>>29560175
>father wakes me up at 6:00 for morning prayer
>have to kill 3 hours until office opens
>spend that time watching camwhores and smoking weed
>get to work at 9 or 10, spend the day wanking around online
>work finishes at 17, go to the balcony to smoke some more weed
>go home, watch more cam stuff, maybe smoke a bit more
these past few weeks have really showed me what kind of person i am. well well, at least weed doesnt make me feel as bad as alcohol used to. being drunk every day can get pretty painful pretty fast, whereas this shit just makes me feel pathetic

>> No.29574723

I'm thinking of taking up smoking again honestly, just for something to do

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>boss just called to let me know we'll be going back to working in the office starting next week

>> No.29575087

>>29574584
>>spend that time watching camwhores and smoking weed
Onlyfans? Get a grip, man

>> No.29575092
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29575092

>>29565863
>>29566128
>>29566306
>>29565240
>>29564706

>> No.29575341

>>29574743
come with me

>> No.29575656

>>29554448
be prepared to shoot Muslims. a whole lot of them.

>> No.29575716

>>29560175
>30 Day THC detox
>Eat 1 lb. of meat a day at MINIMUM, avoid processed garbage
>Get at least 20 minutes of sun exposure a day
>Get in the gym and start doing some heavy squats

You will feel like a new person after those 30 days.

>> No.29575854

>>29554096
I've been spending my time trying to short and long BTC.... so if anything I'm getting paid to lose money lmao.

>> No.29575900

>>29565863
>Newborn Babies rarely cry for no reason. They’re either gassy, hungry, or tired.
yeah, no.

>> No.29575936

>>29573620
its all fake dude no one makes 150k a year sitting at home unless theyre a rockstar or someone whos already a multi millionaire

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29576053

>>29575087
>Onlyfans
Nope, i have only ever followed 2 chix on OF, and both quit cause they didnt make as much bank as hoped. I dont generally pay for this shit
>also, i just left the office, and am phoneposting on the way home
>when i get there, im fixin to smoke some more weed

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29576279

>>29574743
RIP

>> No.29576372

I WILL BECOME A BIG FISH AND YOU WILL SUCK COCKS AS USUAL
STILL USE THIS SCAM?!?!?
LOL WHAT A RUBBISH
BE SMART FOLLOW BOT OCEAN AND THANK ME

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Hoping and praying we get a WFH, or at least hybrid option, when the office starts to reopen in full

>> No.29576665

>>29568903
No good company is going back anon.

>> No.29576784

>>29554096
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*GASP*
*CHOKES*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I told my boss I don't have anything to work on this morning and he told me to play video games. I make 85k/yr.
Life has never been easier.

>> No.29576847
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29576847

Same bro

Big earnings tomorrow. Holding

>> No.29576854

>>29576665
This, as long as wagies maintain efficiency and remain calm, entertained by gaymes, we're not going back.

>> No.29576926

>>29576053

People who save and post pictures like this actually have autism

>> No.29577104

>>29576854
It's actually ridiculous, I'm currently a dev for spotify and we ain't going back. I have never worked less in my life.

I seriously think there is going to be a massive divide opening up between the wagies and the WFHers.

>> No.29577322

I just woke up... 8:30 am. I normally wake up when my wife does, at 6:30 am so I can go for a walk before all the brown people wake up. But it was windy today so I slept in. I think I will enjoy some tea and a fresh homemade breakfast. After that I might play some pokemon soul silver on an emulator. Life is so damn comfy bros. And I don’t even “work from home.” Wife pays for everything. I just have to tell her a couple times a month, “honey I’m TRYING to find a job, but you know with the pandemic...”

>> No.29577347

>>29577104
>the wagies and the WFHers
wut

>> No.29577452

And to think I used to complain about shitty stressful jobs. This feels so good after 5 years of nothing but torture.

>> No.29577517
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29577517

Comfy government job with pension and benefits

>> No.29577576

>>29573634

yes you can easily spin whatever experience you have to sound like you've been working with cloud much more than you have.

i had zero actual AWS experience but my former employer had a hybrid-cloud setup going and i exaggerated my involvement in helping with their db migrations/setting up kubernetes/setting up their S3 buckets and shit. It doesn't matter at all. Just be able to talk the talk and you can learn on the job no problem

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29577647

I'm a WFH wagie and yesterday, I shit you not, I actually had to do stuff for a couple hours. Ugh. It was hell. Please pray for me.

>> No.29577817

Oh yeah, and I fill out job applications sometimes, but my voicemail greeting is just a recording of me going “BLAAAAAAAAARGH.... BLAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRRRRGGHHH”

>> No.29577865

>>29554096
my mom made the backhanded remark

"when you begin working make sure to sign up for the 401k"

i was like LOL. i'd be dead before i put my money in the hands of jews

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29577874

>>29577104
>I seriously think there is going to be a massive divide opening up between the wagies and the WFHers.
Wagies will all become useless anon, people currently wfh are the only ones who can actually be of use. Everyone else could die, and nothing would be missed. There's literally not one single small business in the world amazon can't replace.

>> No.29577880

>>29575900
They have A reason. Those are the big three. If they're burped, fed, dry, and at least slightly rested I chalk it up to growing pains. Remember how much a growth spurt hurt when you were a teenager and then image growing even faster. Little guy/gal is probably pretty uncomfortable.

>> No.29577896

>>29577647
>someone phones you
why do they do this?

>> No.29577968

>>29554096
I haven't worked in 16 months, feels good, might work on the wall unit I'm building and smoke some weed.

>> No.29577984

>>29577865
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.29578049

>>29577874
exactly. my mom is like "i guess i can retire at 70" if they don't let me go.

jesus boomers are pathetic. keep listening to suze orman and dave ramsey who made all their money on books.

>> No.29578129

Maybe I’ll work on my game today. I’ve been making a game on and off for over a year now. It feels good to have the freedom to do stuff like that when I feel like it, but not be forced to feel like I HAVE to do it because I only get so much free time between a job

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29578145

5 mins from clock out time, got this job 6 weeks ago and not done a single thing. Comfiest job of all time and weekly pay to boot. What’s not to like

>> No.29578151

>>29575900
please dont have kids

>> No.29578228

>>29564706

Incredibly based anon. Need to find me a girl and impregnate her asap too.

>> No.29578242

>>29574375
>>29574504
My parents were both in their late thirties having me both weren't drinkers and kept relatively healthy for their age, I have autism although it seems I got it from my father who was undiagnosed no physical problems , my mother only ever loved my father which may have prevented any other problems related to advanced age pregnancys.

>> No.29578289

ITT: Blatant lies

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29578403

>>29577984
>thinks you can only be underage to neet and live at home

>> No.29578418

Just punched in, now taking a shit and posting on /biz/ from the bathroom at work. Can I be on the team?

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29578450

posting in chad thread.
its around lunch time here so I'm going to take my paid break now ;)

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29578546

>>29578403
Yes

>> No.29578645

>>29564179
Kek so based

>> No.29578651

>>29573111
>>29572948

Jesus you guys, us salaries are insane. I have AWS certified dev and certified architect and I'm on £55k. I need to change jobs

>> No.29578777

>>29578651
What you really need to do is move to the states.

>> No.29578924

>>29578777
Fuck that. Your company is obsessed with joggers

>> No.29578999

>>29578777
>>29578924
country*. Also checked

>> No.29579024

>>29578924
As opposed to "asians?"

>> No.29579079

>>29578651
>>29578924
the ultimate redpill is working remote for a US company and enjoying the comfy yurolife

>> No.29579101

>>29578924
It's true. Well maybe you can get a higher salary working for an American corp that has an HQ in Dublin or something. I know a lot of corps are there now because of muh bregsit.

>> No.29579804

>>29558364
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL RIDE

>> No.29579899

>>29579101
They have been there for a while now, Ireland has great tax laws for American companies operating in Europe.

>> No.29580327

>>29563672
I’m an automation/control systems engineer of sorts. The job literally runs itself as one would imagine.

>> No.29580328

>>29579899
Since I'm from Ireland here's a heads up, the Chinese are already making head way in Ireland mainly Louth if you're going to get your foot in the door you want to do it soon, also the brain drain in Ireland is real college kids are leaving to work in dubai.

>> No.29580411

>>29554096

you keep posting this, and i love it.

>> No.29580518

>>29563672
third sector project admin

>> No.29581247

Very based all around

>> No.29581262

>>29554219
You have to eat more fresh food, try eating only vegetables for one day or two (fresh), and dyor

>> No.29581809

>>29554219
When you decide to start living a more active life you sloth

>> No.29581895

>>29555964
They never closed in my state lol

>> No.29582051
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29582051

Does Collecting Biden Bux and Playing Steam games count as WFH ?

>> No.29582434
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29582434

Almost a year since working from home, i make the most money on my department and probably do the least.

I’ve been playing pokemon go on 2 phones for months now, i very rarely have to do anything and since i’m really good at what I do, by the time I have to do something it takes me 5 minutes


Btw im getting my bonus for last year on top of my yearly raise in a few days

>> No.29582484

>>29582051
Only if you have shitcoin gains

>> No.29582623

>>29579101
Do you know any good ones hiring? How would I find these positions?

>> No.29582628

>>29582434
>pokemon go
Is this game fun? Tried it when it first came out, but only for a few minutes. Thought it was shallow and nothing like the real pokemon games. Did it get better? Can you level up and do RPG stuff like the real pokemon games?

>> No.29582801

>>29582628
yes, there's PVP, PVE, raids, trading, leveling up, quests, tasks, special events every week and every once in a while like last weekend, a huge worldwide event for kanto pokemon that was really fun.

Not even mentioning the basic mechanics of finding pokemon, evolving them, getting good IVs, hunting for shinies

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>WFH
>actually do some work
>granted not as productive as I was in the office
>boss keeps bugging me with all sorts of assignments new and old so I cannot get away with not doing anything
>half my work is made redundant or slowed to a crawl due to coworkers doing fuckall
>I get all the flame from the boss
>"how far are we with x"
>"why isn't y complete yet"
>"we really need to speed up z"

>> No.29583392

>>29554096
Me too

t. home office wage slave

>> No.29583712

>>29582801
thanks buddy, I need to get out more so this should motivate me

>> No.29584369

>>29582623
No idea. Linkedin, indeed, zip recruiter. Maybe just find the corps yourself and check their careers page. Find a recruiter?

>> No.29584994

tis a comfy thread.

Any anons working two jobs without each of the employer knowing?

I've been curious about this fictitious based WFH anon

>> No.29585111

>>29554096
My job more or less involves answering the same three questions for idiots over and over and then handing their orders off to 20 year olds to build and charge. Now I just pay another 20 year old to answer the three questions for me and only call me if it's something unique.

Remote Workforce is the best shit that has ever happened to me.

>> No.29585123

Can I work remote if I have no qualifications? NEET on welfare for the moment, but I feel like I'll get cut off soon unless they approve my extension 8^)

>> No.29585278

>>29585123
Maybe try call center jobs?

>> No.29585359

When do I stop feeling immense guilt doing nothing? I work for the Government and have entire days where I do maybe one thing and then wait for more work. I used to feel useful but now I feel like a nuisance.

>> No.29585945

>>29585359
When you realise they don't give a fuck about you and they pay you the least they can. time to wake up, slave

>> No.29586348

>>29585359
fuck the government

>> No.29586396

>>29585945
>>29586348
Well isn’t it fair to be paid the least they can when I know I am doing nothing?

>> No.29586984

>>29577874
>people currently wfh are the only ones who can actually be of use. Everyone else could die
have fun without your farmers, grocery, transportation, healthcare, utilities, deliveries, construction, etc

>> No.29587038

Work from home is seriously the best thing that has ever happened to me, I only have to do 2-3 hours of work a day and that’s on a busy day. Most days I only do like 1 hour of actual work.
This morning I had a meeting where we discussed some process changes and that’s literally the only thing I have to do today. Took like 40 minutes total and now I’ve got nothing else to do so I’m just playing lounging around and playing Final Fantasy X. I’ve still got my work laptop open incase someone calls me or sends me a message on Teams but that most likely won’t happen.
I feel like a NEET some days because I’m just collecting my paycheck while doing almost nothing to earn it.

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I had to reply to an email today bros, it's not fucking fair.

>> No.29587223

>>29587038
Extremely based.

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29587244

I make $100 a day delegating my GRT
Pleasure bro be here with all my fellow hard workers

>> No.29587290

Coding the mouse to move every 2 mins & sleep until 3pm

>> No.29587313

>>29587244
wew lad, what's your stack?

>> No.29588615

>>29575900
Yeah I was being overly broad but those are the big ones. Especially for a newborn.

>> No.29589266

>>29586348
This.

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>>29554096

>tfw too stupid to ever WFH
I'm on the wrong side of the growing class divide...

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29589965

>>29554687
>sleep most of the day at work

>> No.29590075

>>29566128
Good luck fren.

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>>29554272
Haha, are you me?

>> No.29590106

I'd like to be more productive but I feel anxious and tired all the time, and dumb for missing opportunities in crypto left and right.

Last year I was quite productive, but since January I find it hard to do things even if the workload is lighter

>> No.29590155

>>29584994
brilliant, I hadn't even considered this.

>> No.29590933

>>29586984
>have fun without your farmers
Farm work can be 99.9% automated. 5 engineer can farm enough for an entire country.
> grocery
Home delivered
>healthcare
for the goy? topkek
>deliveries
this will increase
>construction
3D printing will revolutionize house building


Anything you can think of, they have it figured it out.