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>be me
>make shitloads of money buying LINK at $0.80, ETH sub $200 and BTC sub $7000
>literally dumped all my money into crypto
>friends & family call me crazy for 2 years straight
>keep quiet after I hit $100k never mentioned crypto again to anyone
>somehow everyone knows I made it
>everyone being extra nice to me and sucking my dick or being hostile and passive-aggresive
>friends suddenly acting extremely weird around me and the jealousy is palpable
>as my net worth increases I can’t help but become more cocky
>literally feel my testosterone increasing
>my cock size has increased in girth and length
>chest hair has increased, voice is deeper and my beard and 5’o clock shadow have filled in more
>hair shinier
>every day jump out of bed
>my friends girlfriends look at me different (I wouldn’t pursue the roasties don’t worry; bros b4 hoes)
>break a 5 year drought of talking to women and now have multiple dates lined up every week (I was volcel before and lost my virginity but then gave up on women for a bit; long story)
>about to have sex
>about to get my dick wet
>about to buy a house in a nice part of town

You niggers never told me that being rich felt so good. God damn this is fucking amazing. Thank you /biz/ I’m glad I graduated from a blackpilled /poltard/ to a /bizraeli/ financechad. Who know’s where my life would be if I didn’t find you guys. Thanks frens.

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29539282

>>29539129
congrats on having made it. wish me luck this year although i probably won't achieve these multiples

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>>29539129
>>literally feel my testosterone increasing
I feel this way and I just started and I haven't even made gains.

>> No.29539536

>literally feel my testosterone increasing
>my cock size has increased in girth and length
BASED. Literally me. Life is good fren. Keep your link and remain humble in that lambo

>> No.29539947
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29539947

>>29539282
You’ll make it anon, remember my tale. I was literally a desperate blackpilled whiny bitch who gave up on women and now I’m a shiny haired large cocked chad, I’m pretty sure I even got taller or at least improved my posture greatly. I wish you the best of luck anon. All /biz/ frens are going to make it.

>>29539282
>>29539476
I’m doing chad shit I would never even consider doing a year ago, I can feel my brain signalling for my body to produce more testosetone and increase virility as the reality sets in to my concious that I have made it. Just be smart and have proper risk management and hold and buy good projects, easier said than done but I believe in you frens.

>> No.29539966

>>29539476
Scratch that, I've made single digit gains so far.

>> No.29540042

>>29539947
crypto unironically cured my depression partly. thanks for the advise /biz/. btw with which sum did you start? i hope i can go six digits this year