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whitesplain smart contracts to me cute white boi

>> No.29530527

>>29530443
computer hold the money

>> No.29530533

>>29530443
Twerk on my BWC and I'll consider it

>> No.29530574

>>29530443
Some idiot writes a bit of code that says "if this then that" that auto-executes and everyone loses money except Sergay.

>> No.29530586

>>29530533
shill me this coin I've never heard of it

>> No.29530628

Open source agreements. You can agree on anything you can code that another party agrees to.
Selling
Buying
Options
Fund management
Etc.

>> No.29530712
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29530712

nigger

>> No.29530716

>>29530586
Alright if you insist
*unzips dick*

>> No.29530745
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29530745

>>29530443

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>>29530574
*sucks teeth* no cap, ion know whatchu saying

people be moving money without dat already, did I already mis da train?

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29530889

>>29530751
I'll be honest with you all I just like typing like a black girl it's pretty funny. Sometimes when I'm in the car I'll talk to my self like madea and crack myself up bad

>> No.29530993

>>29530751
It's just some fresh paint on an old turd. Marketing, basically.

>> No.29531085

>>29530889
You legitimately have autism.

>> No.29531181

>>29531085
Try it dude, I promise it's funny

I'm from Alabama and I moved to Oregon and got a job at an antique shop, I would start talking like a black woman as a joke and now everybody does it

>> No.29531180

>>29530889
Based loonie on the way to full schizo. Before you know it, your whole portfolio is XRP.

>> No.29531293

>>29531181
>alabama
nigger

>> No.29531329

>>29531293
I'm white

>> No.29531360

>>29530889
you are transracial. it's okay

>> No.29531499

>>29531360
No its funny I don't identify as being black. It's just a funny voice to comment on things as they happen. One time a dude at the gas station pulled out in front of me and I said in a old honey child black woman's voice "baby what is you doin'" and it was funny. how novel to speak in a black woman's voice

>> No.29531877

>>29530745
Holy shit this so racist and antisemitic what is wrong with you people

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29531995

>>29531877
gtfo

>> No.29532132

>>29531877
You have to go back