/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29429782
Isn't this the dude who got cut in half by a forklift

>>29429782
True. I will never own a golden retriever. More of a dachshund/corgi guy. Like my dogs with some spine. Other than that, that's pretty much me. Except my woman is way hotter than that bitch.

>>29429889
No.

>>29429782
i kicked it with my wife and dog today just like this man

Getting 50% of that seems kinda easy, tbqh.

>>29429782
what is this shit? did your mom never hug or even love you or something? is this how you compensate for that?

>Has a dog and a girl

Yes I have these two thing, it's really not that hard to achieve this.

>>29429782
I get genuinely happy watching this.

Fuck you

>>29429782
>You just know

>>29429782
>no kids
NGMI

>>29429782
Maybe not, but I'm still not dying my hair and taking dicks up my ass.

>that hairline

You can bet he probably isn't smiling now, I saw this posted a few years ago, hes almost certainly a baldcel by now

Maybe I can be him someday on the moon

>>29429782
I have that... instathot wife and a retarded dog who always wants to lick my mouth.

5,000 Ravencoin is all the crypto I have right now.

All dogs should be shot on site unless they are being used for hunting or guarding.
Fuck Dog people.

>>29430124
Maybe you should just kill yourself then

>>29429782
I'd just want the dog. I know that whore would cheat on me. But that pet seems loyal.

>>29430124
ngmi and also die painfully your life is worthless

>>29429782
relationships are hard as fuck for most people especially these days. anyone saying otherwise is lying.

>>29429782
>i will never have a bf even if i /make it/
THE PAIN

>>29429782
dont care

>>29430124
Please don't eat the dogs, Chang. Don't do it to spite the rest of us neither.

Where are the kids?

>>29429782
why is this site so full of these demoralizing posts?

>tfw got out of a long and bad relationship a year ago
>still have literally no desire for another, or even sex
>starting to think I am an actual robot
feels numb man

>>29430109
xchange for hbar. troost me

>>29430124
>chink
>shitskin

>>29430124
FINALLY someone said it. So tired of dogs.

>>29429782
>letting a dog lick your face

>>29430223
yo wut up bb

>tfw haven't tasted, touched, or smelled cum since 2019
fuck covid i miss dick

>>29430124
Loser

>>29429782
I've been that plenty of times.
You think those 16 seconds can be representative of anyone's life and not just a brief moment of bliss between your female throwing a tantrum about dumb female shit and your dog shitting your parquet?

>>29430124
absolutely based and redpilled

>>29430212
ya, when going out in public (a special occurrence) it is interesting to see the women often clearly holding a dominant role in the relationship while the man is in the background; of course there is an all-out war on the West by the forces of subversion, look no further than the media we are bombarded with to see that they want European people gone, this propaganda naturally strains relationships. Women are told they know everything and can do anything, white men are told they are evil and should apologize for their existence. This is much worse than the treatment of blacks ever was, I can see the devil behind all of this, and I am not Christian or religious.

>>29429782
Yes it will be

>letting a dog in your bed
>letting a dog lick your face
and white people say non whites are filthy

>>29430547
Why tf you hate dogs faggot. Kys

>>29430478
reveal bosom

>>29430579
Actually no it won’t bc I’ll have a cat not a sloberring meme dog

>>29430478
Tits or gtfo
If you're a dude kys

>>29430580
Dog saliva is a known disinfectant

cute dog

>>29430652
>>29430676
It's obviously a dude calm down

>>29430478
>>29430223
you have to go back
>>lbgt

>>29429956
me and my wife have a dachshund. great family dog if they are the right blood line.

>>29429782
I feel so awkward in the idea of sleeping with a female than the only time that a girl slept at my home after sex I just moved to another room and slept there

>>29430594
I don't hate them I just think it's pathetic that modern men need little pets to feel fulfilled in their lives. I also think it is stupid when they are treated like "members of the family," this is simply weakness and a symptom of the West's decline. They really should only be used for hunting or guarding, as he said. I don't think they should be shot but I appreciate his extreme rhetoric which triggers redditors like you.

>>29429782
Jokes on you, that already is me but replace the dog with another woman.

>>29430547
Blacks were never mistreated any more than anyone else. That’s the lie. Exactly the opposite! They’ve always been taken care of while everyone bends over forward and back.

>>29430124
based

>>29429782
>29429782
it currently is me you are just lonely, plenty of people here have decent lives

>>29431072
No.

Myself, my wife, and my dog are all less attractive than that but we have that exact moment all the time

Good. I don't want a dog licking my face. Gross

>>29430124
based beyond comprehension

worthless retard instagram city slickers seething of course

>>29429782
She will divorce him and take everything from him. His dog will die. And he will die alone.

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>29429956
Based choices those two are by far my favorite as well
>>29429782
I get this daily its as nice as it looks

>>29429782
Why is the dog doing that?

>>29431339
no that dudes a good looking chad, theres no reason to divorce him

>>29429782
I dont want to be in that position I would have a panic attack

>>29429782
I hate women so I wouldn't want that to be me. I will get a dog once I make it though.

>>29431560
The chads get a turn, a turn.

>>29430678
Prove it

ah god all i want is a dog and a woman who will take my house after 5 years. I can't wait, if only my life was just like every single television show ever created, then I would be whole

>>29430310
>got out of a short and meaningless FWB "relationship" a year ago
>don't even miss sex
>could pump and dump again if I felt like it

MGTOW and couldn't be happier

>>29429782
i'm going to die alone and with 0 money in my bank account

>>29429782
What coin does he hold?

>>29430124
based. fuck dog niggers

>>29429782

>implying I'm not buying shitcoins so my dogs and waifu and I can all move to a ranch.

>>29429782
No it won't as I've got a actual family and im not some sad pathetic retard who thinks a dog is his child

>>29430124
based

im tired of getting nipped in the ankles by unleashed poodles and labradoodies and scrappadangles, im unironically going to punt the thing like a football if one is dumb enough to do it again

>>29429782
Yes because dogs are smelly. I like dogs, I just don't want one sleeping on my bed and wiping its ass with my rug.

>>29429956
>daschund/corgi
>dogs with spine
top kek
>>29430124
spot the fragile incel

>>29430124
You can start with yourself

>>29429782
I ALREADY HAVE BOTH OF THESE YOU FAGGOT I NEED FUCKING MONEY TO KEEP IT THAT WAY

>>29429975
>Dogs licks it's ass and probably eats shit
>Let it licks your face
No

>>29430124
what about cats though?

>>29430124
This. I have dog fatigue. Fuck all these Reddit totally heckin cute doggos fags

>>29430088
thanks for the whitepill brother

>>29430124
>shot on site

Ok mohammed

>>29431042
kek

>>29432573
theyre probably biting you because they can sense your antisocial aversion to them. I recommend getting help

>>29432573
poodles and labradoodles are high IQ. they know you are a threat to society you weirdo

>>29431072
True, they were materially worse-off in africa while slaves than they were in the US while slaves. what is so bad about being a slave anyways, if you're a sub-70 IQ retard? most people are slaves to debt today anyways, if you were a nigga working for a king master who provided you with food and housing, or if you were a maid, it doesn't really seem that bad. the abstract concept of freedom is retarded.

>>29433466
so if you don't like dogs they bite you? just like arabs, if you are mean to them they will simply blow up more people, yet redditards like you say we need more of these people, because you're stupid.

>>29429782
I have this exact scenario at home and can't enjoy it because I am constantly stressed about everything and incapable of relaxing

I hope the ciggarettes and alcoholism kill me soon bizbros

>>29429782
Lol that’s poorfag shit, just stop being a coombrain and get pic rel

>>29431036
Fuck off Dogs are based and sneedpilled

>>29430124
Lemme guess, cat infected you with Toxo and now you’re mindbroken? Sad

Lmao imagine not having a gf. how is that shit even possible?

>>29430308
Jealous shills

>>29432573
HahahHa they bully you because they can smell your inner bitch

>>29433217
Nigga you think your dog's gonna leave you?

>>29429782
Looks annoying.

t. aspie

>>29429889
yes

>>29430124
>walking on sidewalk
>see dogoid in the distance
>go out of my way to look as non-threatening to the dogoid and owner as possible
>get close to it
>weak female owner has to yank its leech to stop it from possibly biting me
>get to live another day with my balls intact

i'm too soft for relatinships

>>29430124
Unfathomably based.

>>29429782
>Tfw this was me and i dumped her to chase tail and party.

>>29429782

>>29430041
lift, now.

>>29434985
It will die without food anon

Nithing turns me on more than green candles

>>29429782
I do have that, and the dog is even a goldie. Wife is preg with our first.

>>29430124
My biggest problem is that people raise dogs to be retarded, and not relatively independent.

If your dog needs to be monitored 24/7 just to prevent it from killing itself, you may as well let it.