/biz/ - Business & Finance

How is this coin still alive

>>29246794
Easy anon, you're about to see why today

>>29246794
people keep saying it's dead for almost a decade by now.
saying the meme is dead became a meme itself that keeps doge afloat

also, you guys should remove gene from that list since he apparently cashed out on the 7th while keeping riding the good pr wave

when you realize normies only know doge and that it has all the liquidity and supply to be useful you're going to feel like an idiot.

I wonder if these tiny pumps are attempts at short squeezes
They would certainly kill 5x shorts

>>29247156
it's called, killing you softly

>>29246871
Elaborate?

Where is that nigger that said dogecoin was going to crash in a week? I told your pajeet ass I was going to come at the 20th and post your FUD nonsense.

>>29247580
transport yourself 12 hours ahead in time, when doge has gone up 75%
then again when it's near .15
then sell...\
then watch it go to .30

>>29247690
Fine but why is it about to go up. I’m not fudding im holding i just want to know why you’re so sure

I wonder what happened to that ps5 guy

7:34 PM CST
1:34 AM GMT

>>29247824
read my first post, norman

>>29246794
This normie has been posting Dogecoin videos non stop for the past 3 months and he has been gaining a little bit of following and had robinhood and elon musk replied to his tweets.

Also the 1.2million normies on plebbit.

https://youtu.be/N6LSHhKPbqs

>>29248238
pls go back
this thread is only for people who know things and and scammer pajeets and who aren't from plebbit

New Yorker here, been swing trading doge(on RH) for a few weeks and looking to get a better crypto trading platform. After several hours it seems like coinbase is the only one really available to me. Should I just an hero right now?

>>29248618
Go back where, nigger? Anon asked how is dogecoin still alive and I gave him a few possible ideas why it is staying alive and hasn't crashed. Goddamn, are you that retarded?

>>29248814
it's your spacing.
looks gross.

>>29248675
You’ve got kraken and binance and others, but they’re taking like two weeks to verify people because of the influx of new accounts

when are we pumping guys?

>>29250132
Neither Kraken nor Binance operate in NY. Was pretty sure I wanted to go with Kraken til I found that out.

what's this pattern called?

I will unironically buy back into doge when it hits .04

>>29251424
stabilizing before the next big bump

>>29251424
Consolidation

WHO SOLD RETARDS

>>29252581
I sold retards but I quit some time ago, not really worth it.

IM GONNA DOOOOOOMP

Poor Pooch. Was rooting for ya

Everything is dumping

Too bad, just got back in at 0.0555, I wish I would have waited another 30min. Oh well, it'll bounce back up anyway.

I’m so fucking tired of it all

all these retards who sold as soon as it went down a little must be seething now that it's up again

>>29251051
Ohh shit I had no idea

>>29254708
fuck 'em. more coin for us

>>29248675
Gemini accepts New York dummies (like myself) but they don't trade DOGE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29248058
whats this?

>>29246467
Pretty sure I photoshopped/animated that Dogerocket like 7 years ago during dogecoins first week to try and get donations from ledditors on the subreddit

>>29256770
time for today, be there anon

>>29257666
already there, just want to know to pass on the message.

Hello

>>29257176
based oldfag
did you make it anon?

Since musk is calling out eth and btc being expensive wouldn’t people see that and wanna hop on cheap crypto alternatives and what better one is there than DOGE

>>29258216
I thought musk said he sold his doge

>>29251424
That's called the
"Elon Musk made a twitter joke about cryptos and pegging" spike.

>>29258375
no...?

Holy shit guys, I just heard that Dogecoin is getting delisted from crypto dot com and that they're putting elon musk in jail!

>>29258575
Please try harder, that's just embarrasing.

GAME OVER. GAME FUCKING OVER BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S ON FIRE HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BODIES ON THE GROUND WE'RE DONE FOR GAME OVER!GAME FUCKING OVER BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S ON FIRE HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BODIES ON THE GROUND WE'RE DONE FOR GAME OVER!GAME FUCKING OVER BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S ON FIRE HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BODIES ON THE GROUND WE'RE DONE FOR GAME OVER!GAME FUCKING OVER BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S ON FIRE HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BODIES ON THE GROUND WE'RE DONE FOR GAME OVER!GAME FUCKING OVER BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT'S ON FIRE HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BODIES ON THE GROUND WE'RE DONE FOR GAME OVER!

>>29258575
at least make it sound legit... that was just awful

>>29258488
Was mistaken, i was thinking of this story
https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/elon-musk-support-top-dogecoin-holders-selling-their-coins-concentration-2021-2-1030082961

>>29258717
>>29258575
you realize we have ids here right

>>29258776
ya, he also bought a bunch for his kid too.

awww look at that face. Isn't he cute?

Can I purchase Doggo stonk here guys? I heard we're going to the moon!!!

Can you guys like dump all your coins so it falls below a nickel? I'm trying to buy 1,000,000 coins.

not selling my 137 dogecoins

>>29259068
no

>>29259068
Ill give you five dollars for two doggy stonks please!!!

>>29259218
No begging anon. You know the rules.

Doge season is very strange this year.

It peaked, should be gradually drifting back down to the "new normal" until next time.
And it is-- well sort of.
There's so much rabid enthusiasm that doge keeps spiking on external events...

Elon Musk tweeted that keeping cash in bitcoin is "slightly less bs than fiat", doge spiked.

Tesla tweeted about "dog mode" with a picture of a golden retriever in a car, dogecoin spiked.

Elon Musk replaced his twitter avatar with a picture of Bitcoin-chan "just for a day", dogecoin spiked

Elon Musk made a crypto joke about pegging, dogecoin spiked.

The dogecoin market is very strange...

Alright who is buying up my coins? NOOOOO, its going the wrong direction!

>>29259419
All this tells me is that if he ever officially endorses it's going to skyrocket

>>29259419
hear me out...
there was that vid last night of the dude fudding 'crypto is the the biggest scam ever, it's about to pop, sell, i'm not a financial adviser....'

in it he mention that the BTC everyone is trading right now isn't the 'real btc' because of some shit that's over my dumb doge dome.
however, what if, by some weird jew fuckery the 'real btc' is actually doge?
play with those back-n-forths.
maybe his offer to doge whales was a dump n pump play in favor of us

Wow a coin with a dogs picture on it! Can't see how anything could go wrong there!

>>29259419
What the fuck is his endgame??

>>29260159
it might be time

>>29260284
Musk's endgame?

He wants dogecoin to be relatively stable, with widespread acceptance as a real "use it to buy stuff" currency.
Why dogecoin for this? Because it's funny.
If I was in his place, with those goals, I would choose dogecoin too.

>>29260596
That is absolutely not his fucking endgame. He wants to control a market so that he can gain excessive wealth. Quit being retarded and faggy.

If a byproduct is letting some retards on the internet get a few thousand dollars, then so be it. But you're delusional if you believe he's looking out for you. It's all PR.

>>29260596
what price do you think he can pump it to? realistically.

>>29260794
He already HAS excessive wealth. The entire dogecoin market cap is pocket change to him, not worth his time as a speculative investment for its own sake.

It is worth his time as a viable form of currency though, which can help grow his other (more lucrative) endeavors.

Further, he's idea driven. He chases concepts, not money. The money is a (welcome) side effect.

If he does have a bigger crypto plan (and he well might) dogecoin is... the marketing department.

Everyone likes the funny yellow dog.

Who is still buying and why?
The hype should be over by now.

>>29261427
nigga, you ever huff straight hopium?

>>29261427
Normies, and their moms, and their cousins.
Because funny yellow dog.
Oh, and they're holding too, because "to the moon"

>>29261427
Dogecoin works in cycles, and as the normie circle expands these cycles will become more and more erratic and extreme. There are a host of reasons to assume that it isn't over yet.

>>29261249
You are delusional. Do you think that because he already has excessive wealth, he doesn't want more, and doesn't try to create opportunities for more growth? This is what this is. An avenue that he is creating for himself to get more wealthy.

He allegedly puts in $1-2 billion into Doge and you think he isn't banking on it going through the fucking roof? If we're assuming that the whale that owns 27% of Doge is Elon, he effectively has $2 billion in Doge. If he bought this at 6 cents, and the price rises to $1, he will effectively have made $30+ billion in his net worth.

You are naive. Please get a fucking clue.

>>29261633
The government already GIVES Musk more money than all of Dogecoin combined would be worth if it went to the moon. He doesn't need money, he effectively has infinite money already.

His plan has to transcend mere gain in some way, because there are a billion better ways to make it than to invest in memecoin.

>>29261633
He has much more effective ways of gaining wealth than speculating in dogecoin.

For its own sake, dogecoin's not worth his time.
So either it's part of something bigger, or he just thinks its funny.

>>29261633
You do realize the entire dogecoin market cap is worth about 3.3% of his net worth.
Right?

>>29260287

>Trick asian kids into buying maymays
>Dump on them
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>29262040
explain anon, not fudding. actually curious

>>29260287
https://youtu.be/hQmHMAtIpmQ

>>29262161
just looking at the theory that the 'real btc' might be doge, based on thoughts from that fudder vid from last night
https://youtu.be/tUOYJvubJKA

see >>29260159

Hello to all you future dogecoin millionaires.

>>29262040
I'm curious too about that massive down- spike. It happened in minutes. A floor test of some sort? Someone big cashing out all at once?
No idea, just speculating.
Anyone have a scientific wild-ass-guess what that was about, instead of just a wild-ass-guess?

>>29247619
its crashing as we speak

>>29262493
That's from January.

>>29262548
why these pajeets think genetically superior whites will fall for their tricks is beyond me. that shit only works on high melanin content subhumans

>>29262693
Poos have no power over dogecoin. It's resistant to their street shitting ways.

>>29258078
hhahaah no i'm a fucking retard. Knew this shit existed but never just put $1000 into it.

I could have made it with BTC, I could have made it with ETH (Did buy 3 at $10 each), I could have made it with link, fuck I could have even made it with Doge I did mange to mine like 0.4 BTC on CPU that I still hold But yeah decided this year never again and dumping real money in to hope to finally make it

>>29262439
i suppose someone savvy with ledgers could line up btc/doge timelines to see the correlations in the bigger transactions

>>29247690
How?

>>29247690
https://youtu.be/a7FsNOzGutI?t=356

We can all learn from FutureMan

"Read old newspapers. Go back in time. Buy low, sell high"

>>29246949
Dogecoin

>>29248058
Alright anons, as promised heres the SCOOP

Elon has been talking to the whales he called out on twitter. Theres a buyout deal in place, if they back out he's gonna make his own FORK which is what he was hinting/threatening on twitter. The next few days will be pretty wild be should see a substantial pump. Hope you're ready for it

>Man walks into convenience store and grabs his favorite drink
>Clerk says to the man "Is that all for today anon?"
>Anon says "yes"
>Clerk says that'll be 1.5 doge
>Anon pulls out his Dogecard and swipes it
>Clerk says "Thank you, come again"
>Anon enjoys his deliciously cold drink paid for with his cute and adorable little good boy coins.

>>29264313
true if big

>>29251424
accumulation for sure

>>29264313
what do you mean by fork anon
>retarded sorry

>>29264517
Not a spoon or a knife.

>>29264313
Good speculation, might even be correct.

Guess we'll see, do you want me to screenshot your post? :-p

>>29264313
Note that with or without the "talking to the whales" part, it could still work.

Which is what makes it a reasonable chance.

>>29264334
>Man walks into Tesla store and grabs his favorite cyber truck
>Clerk says to the man "Is that all for today anon?"
>Anon says "yes"
>Clerk says that'll be 69,420 doge
>Anon pulls out his Dogecard and swipes it
>Clerk says "Thank you, come again"
>Anon enjoys his deliciously cold cyber truck paid for with his cute and adorable little good boy coins.

>>29264313
OTOH, if you fork, how do you keep the whales from whaling? Forking alone won't do that. By itself, just a reset button.

>>29261249
he's in dogecoin for the tech

isn't it creepy how they both just went stagnant

>>29247065
He's Jewish you antisemite!

i have a feeling something REALLY retarded is gonna happen here shortly.

>>29265233
Is that good or bad

>>29251457
STOP SAYING UNIRONICALLY YOU NEWFAG REDDIT HOMO BUTTCOCK

God damn its going to be so funny when this coin fucking tanks and all the redditor bagholders are like DESUUUUU WHERE ARE MY LITTLE DOGGY COINS??? DESUUUUU DESU DESU

>>29265109
Hahaha! "for the tech" :-D
Good one, anon

Dogecoin is a (very) simple litecoin knock-off.
Nothing special about it, other than meme magic.

And what a potent magic it is...

>>29251424
Whales fucking you in the ass

>>29265417
reddit spacingkyss desu

>>29265457
Please try harder

something big is coming i feel it...

>>29265417
When he forks it he can make it whatever he wants to make it.

what the hell are non crypto threads banned on this board now? jannitors just deleted my post for no reason

>>29265511
Sorry, got in at ~.0001 (including mining) back in early '14.
If doge ever does hit $1, I get to retire early.

Thanks for playing, though, you get a trophy.

>>29265733
Fiat threads belong in >>>/po/

>>29265297
these on btc are still trying to balance out
watch them, it shouldn't have taken this long for that one sell to balance

>>29265731
Sure, but what if he wants a stable coin? (which he does, because viable currency)

Great for buying things, not good for pump&dump games or speculation.

You might want to stick with the rump doge parliament if you're in it to get rich quick...

>>29265889
compare
>>29260287

Sold all my doge to buy bnb at $120 eat my ass

Something's brewing
Interest is picking up again, not just here either

>>29264866
Thought the same as Anon
He could fork it and airdrop to wallets with less than 1B doge only
He doesn't want to loose the best brand in crypto though

>>29266347
deleting top wallets would be extremely controversial though. possibly even criminal.

It's going up hmmm

We only got another whale, and more concentration in TOP100
Fucking hell, the guy bought 100M worth of dogecoin
Think it;s time to accumulate moar, even for the long term given the bursting of the current bubble

Are you guys ready? Get your belly rubbing hands warmed out, doge doesn't like cold hands.

>>29266477
Just not airdropping the elondoge fork into them

>>29266517
It’s not some guy, look at the payments over the months the wallet is been open. HUGE transactions

>>29266299
"Here" is immaterial. The biz dogecoin thread doesn't matter much in the scheme of things.

Dogecoin is starting to go mainstream.
Your Mom. Her sister, brother, cousins.
And for the most part, they are holding because "too the moon"

Still holding

>>29265844
Kek nice

>>29266770
Um, "to the moon"

>>29266347
will i get airdropped if i have my doge on exodus wallet ?

>>29265772
hahahahahhahahahah you could have easily sold at .8 and bought back in now for a nice profit
did you anon kun?
did you ? ;--)

Friendly reminder to stake your DOGE to stack your bag and increase the overall price
https://www.probit.com/r/1124349

>>29264866
Any wallet with higher than 0.5% total holding excluded - this alone could cause a panic and a short term price drop due to big sell offs but will equalize and rebound

BTC drops => Doge drops

BTC rises => Doge flatlines

Seems legit

Saw this on Reddit. Massive sell sign. Get out now and buy back at the dip.

>>29266517
"even for the long term"???

Long-term is all that matters.

Whether you do it in tiny bits now or all at once later is up to you, sure, but it's the outcome that matters.

>>29267205
how is this a sell sign?

>>29267205
biggest sell signal ever is when neckbeards like this start shilling it on reddit

>>29267459
Because he says so.

>>29267459
because all this guy is basicly saying is GUYS I CAN READ ELON MUSKS MIND HE IS SIGNALING TO US IN MORSE CODE TRUST ME BRO ELONS GOT OUR BACK BRO

>>29267205
what's the fucking deal with retards literally just re-explaining very obvious things as if they're some deep thinkers
they all talk and look like such faggots too

>>29267205
Look, just because someone in their 30s is wearing plaid doesn't automatically discredit them.

Comparing himself to Musk kind of does, though..

>>29267495
OTOH, biggest buy signal ever is when reddit (aka Your Mom) and the rest of the world starts buying in...

>>29267616
bUt NoRmIeS wIlL sEnD uS tO tHe MoOn

yes because retail investors have such a dramatic effect on the market lmao

>>29267552
It's the eyes, he's blinking in morse code.
You don't read morse? Then trust me.

>>29246467
The launch pad is here.
Fuck everyone.

>>29267682
Not inherently, no, but if there's a groundswell, yes.
Dogecoin has been a tiny market.
niche -> mainstream is a big change.

>>29267839
People I now in RL are asking me about dogecoin, unsolicited (I don't talk about dogecoin in RL)

It's becoming a thing, people in general are becoming aware of it.

And that's an enormous potential market, much bigger than we've seen so far.

niche -> everyone

>>29268205
tell em 'get on'

>>29268510
I don't tell them anything. They have their lives, directions, free will.

Not my thing to tell them what to do.

Dogeperor protects brothers.

>>29269264
where is that from?
more?
not usually a fan of that sort of thing, but it's neat

>>29267839
the normies have already invested
0.08 was the best they could do lmao

>>29269264
Empbrah of all Dogekind

>>29269719
There are... a LOT... of normies.
And word is spreading.

Even in the 21st century, momentum take time.
Or it could die out. We'll see.

>>29269719
take to reddit get them to pump harder

>>29269394
Adeptus Astartes from Warhammer 40k. Chapter: Imperial Fist. Its just a fan made wallpaper I found. Check out the youtube short series "Astartes". Most 40k fan made stuff is better then what the company that made the franchise puts out.

>>29269992
thanks anon. much appreciated.

so what does elon's recent twitter activity mean for doge holders?

>>29266299
I can feel it coming anon

>>29269719
Some of us invested /mined at .0001
If doge reaches a dollar, I'm retiring early

>>29270458
hopium, in large doses

>>29269992
tg gets shit done

btc is interesting
sometimes it looks like people jumping out of windows

>>29270458
doge is getting an elon fork
maybe teslacoin
doge whales will be excluded
doge holders will have a nice shot at getting cool teslas thanks to henry elon ford musk

>>29270720
ALL the markets are like summer 1929 right now "even the bartenders are into stocks"
They're all overvalued. Stocks, cryptos, the lot.

Get ready for a very big correction.
And then ride it out, because this too shall pass.

If you're leveraged, too bad.

>>29270822
Trim that, and you can have a good haiku

>>29270480
Its whale shit. Nothing but whale shit and robots

no clue
just thinking

>>29270930
the only thing crashing is the value of the dollar, hyperinflation is happening in our lifetimes

>>29271623
Thinking what? That you would just post a chart with no explanation

>>29270822
so what happens with the doge we're holding if it gets a fork?

when do i buy back in bros? i sold when it hit .08 and ive been waiting for a crash to reenter ever since but i don't think its going to go much lower.

>>29271802
you keep it, number goes up
you also get new coin, like a dividend from daddy elon
tesla will probably go up too

>>29271817
bro, this doge ride is weird, best to buy and hold just to see the sights. its gonna be a party.

>>29271988
Yeah, buy back in and get ganged raped by the whales. That is what I did

>>29271623
>>29271747
sorry anon. sometimes posting like that just helps my flow of thought in conversation
both have patterns, i like to see how they overlap in these instances.
like the schumann resonance

>>29272058
Did you HodL or fold? gotta have some nerve for the doge game. Pumps, Dumps, Congressional testimony name drops, some half-assed billionaire endorsement. This coin has it all, and I love it.

>>29272191
>like the schumann resonance
https://twitter.com/schumannbot/status/1363322590618615810?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>>29272264
I watched the charts for a couple days and then bought back in @ 0.0545. I figure that is the current floor but I could be wrong. So far its seems right

>>29271747
>>29272191
>>29272379
see how those kind of overlap

>>29272388
I've been watching too, i would agree .054 is looking like the floor. still could use a good pump though bro.

>>29272459
Yeah, that would be nice

>>29272442
i see doge as being much more in har'money' with the earth than btc
jussayin

If I wanted to make $3mil within the next 3 - 4 years, how much dogecoin would I have to buy now?

>>29272746
It's going to be $1 = 1 Doge soon so 3-4M

>>29272812
So $165K? Oof.
That's a lot to bet on a meme.

>>29271538
and Elon Musk tweets about pegging.
WTF.

>>29246794
luv and affecshun

>>29271623
TY, chart anon. Thinking is good.

>>29271802
We choose.
Elon Musk or the whales, your decison.

>>29248058
What is this bullshit supposed to mean?

>>29271655
Maybe, but no sign of it in the US so far.

>>29272746
Depends. How much are you willing to risk?
And how much risk?
TANSTAAFL

>>29272746
With the current whale situation, you will never be able to invest any amount to get a return of that size. Any value in this coin is immediately gobbled up by the whales and we are left with a nickle or so

What are make/suicide stacks?

>>29273340
>>29273492
So in other words, dead doge?

>>29246467
when we going up?

>>29273680
Wait for ElonCoin

>>29273639
If I were to be totally honest, I would say yes. But it is easily accessible to the normies so I don't think it is wise to totally write it off. I don' treat it as an investment, I swing trade it

>>29273796
Pretty sure he would like "ElonCoin" to be called "dogecoin' instead, by whatever means necessary.

Because he likes that particular meme.

how long until we get an update from elon ??

>>29273900
So you don't think there's any chance it could become one of those ones that jumps 10,000% over a year?
I just don't wanna work, man

>>29274223
tomorrow will be a big day, one way or the other

>>29250132
Binance verified me in an hour

>>29274223

"Are we there yet?"

"10 more minutes"...

>>29274231
I am no Nostradamus but I would say not happening.

>>29274231
Your pesonal desires and the nature of the universe are... only loosely correlated.

Sorry.

>>29274423
>leave /pol/ bc "2 more weeks anon"
>go to biz "2 more weeks"
kek, all jokes am hodlin

>>29274550
They'll be BBC posting by the end of March.

>>29275096
bbc .. posting?

>>29273680
Monday. Some famous midwit will popularize doge for a while. It'll dump back to .07 when normalfags get bored. Again.

stay strong doge bros, keep up the threads dont let em die

doge will save /biz/

>>29276378

"doge will save /biz/"

Not possible.

biz HATES doge, with a fiery passion.

If doge fades (again) biz will dance on its grave until such time it rises again (as it does).
And then will hate it more for not staying dead.

If doge succeeds, they will hate it for not dying, and hate it even more because they sold early.

The only way biz will ever accept doge is if it moons, and over time becomes part of the "accepted way of things"

Then biz can pretend they were in on it all along.

>>29276735
>HATES

>>29276860
"We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever1"

>>29247690
Still waiting you faggot

>>29276735
>biz HATES doge
well they can eat ass...

>>29274307
good for you but ive been waiting almost two weeks

>>29277061
biz hates dogecoin because it's
"the little shitcoin that could"

It breaks their conception of how the universe is "supposed to behave" (in their minds)

Because the universe isn't allowed to do what they don't personally approve of.

many butthurt. So rage. Wow
Cry, the beloved biz

>>29277259
exactly, they can take what they approve of and eat ass

>>29273680
2 more weeks. Trust the plan.
Q

>>29277259
Nah only salty newfags hate DOGE.
Real OGs know /biz/ was created for DOGE & Bitcoin.
Yes, /biz/ is literally created as a containment board for DOGE.

>>29277991
yet another point to support my theory.
thanks anon

>>29277991

TY for that, context is always useful.

>>29277991
oh yeah

>>29259068
just wait this shit isn't going anywhere until the ides of march. You will have your chance in a week or two

>>29279012
Guess we'll all be sharpening our knives, then

>>29279214
So are we all, all honourable men

>>29279012
one side says doge will pump in a couple of days
the other side says it'll do nothing and in a couple of weeks will be worth less than one cent
what a coin

>>29276735

>that ID colour

YOU JUST KNOW

>>29279369

Projection, anon?

>>29280868
You don't scare me, bobo, I can wait years for this to pay off...