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Threesome?

Move out

Look for new gf

either leave or demand they leave, depending on your stake in the house

>>29234011
go outside the house fren. get away from them as they are corrupting your energy. don't pretend t's ok, physically remove yourself
also do a 3 day dopamine fast

>>29234011
Oh man that sucks, and you’re about to get banned for off topic.

Hey bro. I've been in this exact same situation before. It took 6 months of horrible depression living with her until I got over it.

It isn't healthy and has damaged my ability to form relationships. My honest advice is to move out as soon as possible.

in the meantime, go see other women. the best painkiller for heartbreak and jealously is the company of someone else. It won't work right away if you still have feelings for her, but it will go away the second you find someone even remotely better than her.

Who's house is it?
Because on of you needs to leave

>>29234011
Watch and jerk off to it. I bet you have a cuck fetish

just move out

>>29234011
start recording with your phone, sell video

>>29234011
Literal cuck lol. Grow a spine

Go take a picture of your fridge and post it.

I would eat milk and fart really loud.

Ask if you can watch from the corner.
Let them tie you up.

Agree with other anons. Leave for now, but a real bro would have asked you if it was ok if he had an interest in your ex before doing anything at all. Even a shitty friend would at least have the courtesy to bang her at her place and not the one he shares with you.

>>29234011
Unironically, the power move here would be to fuck someone he cares about. The easiest target would be a family member, a sister, a cousin, maybe his mother, etc.

Just leave or have them leave bro. The fuck are you living with your ex let alone a roommate who fucks your ex. That nigga ain't your friend dude tell him to fuck off

>>29234169
This isnt off topic retard

Walk in on them “accidentally.” Bring some snacks and drinks so it looks like you just wanted to hang out with your two platonic friends.

>>29234011
Post pics of her butthole.

install a key logger on his computer and drain his assets, then when he can’t pay rent you out his half and kick him out. Problem solved and you now have the place to yourself.

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thanks bros. The feelung in my stomach is just gut wrenching. He is a cunt isn't he? and he'll try to laugh it all off, I heard him talking to my other roomate earlier and said 'yeah I'll just sneak past his room'

Thing is I can't leave. Where would I go other than home. Its neither of our house, we rent it. If I keep leaving every time he brings her over, then what kind of life is that? Have to keep leaving? Although right now all I want to do is be a million miles away

>>29234011
Kill them

>>29234458
your other roommate is a fuckin rat

>>29234454
I like this

>>29234435
This. Also have bisex with them and be in a three way relationship. Let him cum in your mouth and pass it back and forth and then nut in your girlfriends ass.

>>29234458
>ex
No hes fine. You don't own that pussy once you lose it. Let him enjoy it like you did, faggot. You're the cunt here. You think they owe you anything. They don't. Find a new place to live and grow up.

>>29234458
don’t let it get to you anon, just ignore him. if he talks to you just ignore him. same goes for her. no contact works.

>>29234447
I also would chance a glance at her finest hole.

>>29234458
Why dont you just stomp on his face while they're in the act then throw them out??

>>29234532
He's actually isn't he's a good friend. They were watching the football and I know the guy banging her just brought it up that she was coming over ((again)). He was just sort of nodding along it sounded like. He is a good guy though and doesnt like her either

Walk in with a knife, tell them someone going to die tonight.

>>29234011
move out asap. never speak to either of them again. be wiser in how you choose your friends anon. these people don't respect you and it's probably because you let them disrespect you. do not be kind about this. don't be a bitch about it but cut ties even if you guys are in the. same house. good luck anon.

Man the fuck up you cancer ape. Either break his nose or take a knife, dont let them disrespect you like this, be a man for once in your life and stand up for yourself or kill yourself u effeminate nigger

It just really sucks becuase she has been a pain in the ass for the last 10 years. always randomly messaged me etc. Now I had finally cut ties and all of a sudden my friend is matched with her and here she is... back in my house. Jesus fucking christ. On top of all else that is going on... it just hurts.

On the upside, I'm meeting a Mexican girl tomorrow for a walk, that will be nice I hope.

>>29234435

Thanks guys and I realized I probably didn't make this clear... there is a chance she doesn't know I live here. Because he only moved in 6 months ago

>>29234458
Just fyi bro incase this isn’t obvious or hasn’t already been said.1) Your ex is doing this specifically to piss YOU off, she could go for any guy in the world but instead picks the friend you live with just to piss you off. 2)This guy is in no way your friend.

Take it from a guy who used to be beta who is now a chad; the best decision you can do right now is dump both of them, completely out of your lives and never look back. That’s how you have respect for yourself. Leave by any means necessary and if you can’t, then make it happen anyways. Treat this situation like a shitcoin you need to dump, don’t care about the what ifs, keep your dignity and gtfo fren.

>>29234816
Man who the fuck cares

join the session

>>29234723
I am living in such a good spot with everything I need, so close to work. I don't know if I can jsut move out like that. Rent here is so fucking expensive that I'm lucky here

Don’t be a passive aggressive faggot

Tell him he’s a piece of shit and try to move out. I doubt you’ll fight him but it wouldn’t be a bad idea

After that hit the gym and work on yourself

>>29235000
stay cucked then

>>29234947
Also this is gay advice literally just kick in his door and poor a bucket of ice water on them, they won't do shit and get over it and be embarrassed

>>29235055
Look I'm just trying to process all of this. Moving is hard at the moment, and I've been looking at places. Absolute fuckers >:(

>>29234458
Beat the fuck out of him you pussy

>>29234565
This

>>29234011
take a whip and force them to do BDSM
have some balls and intervene, at least

swat them right in the middle of their treachery, in minecraft

>>29234011
Listen anon this is what you do since they obviously dont respect your boundaries and you gotta teach them a lesson.

Wait until they go into their rooms and stand by the door and fevorisly masturbate and orgasm when they do but on his door and oor knob.

Slaughter that man joooice all over his door and door knob so when he opens the door he has to touch your semen.

Also for added effect dont climax until they they finally open the door and finish on both of them.

Then you win.

>>29235137
Literally get out of there or get them out of there. There is no in between, there is no processing, there is no thinking.

But i already know you are going to say they can change or some shit. This is why no one respects you.

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>>29235137

sit him down and say what he is doing is disrespectful and he's being a fag who's never had pussy before

bros before hoes

if he cant respect that he's not your bro and is an untrustworthy faggot

leave the house but make your presence known and that those two are acting like monkeys in heat at a watering hole

>>29234707
To add, don't actually kill anyone, but you need to put some fear into them. If you cannot command respect then make them fear you.
At the moment they don't fear you in any way by doing this or making jokes about you, they know you won't do shit.

Thanks anons you've confirmed the feeling in the back of my head. I thought I was being a pussy cos I hate her so don't give af. But now its clear that this is a prick move to do regardless of my stance with her.

She is probably the person I hate most in this world. I'm going to change my energy toward him now. Block him off, let it be known I'm not happy with this bs

>>29235137
You're a crybaby. I bet you were an annoying ass boyfriend

>>29235267
This have a threesome. Suck his cock and line yourselves up. Make out with your bro while she sucks both your cocks. Fuck I’m horny for bisex my friend thinks his new gf is the one while his old one was just some ho. I loved sucking his cock while cumming inside his gf tho.

>>29234011
This is your punishment for being a cuck OP

>>29235601
>change my energy towards him
faggot

>>29234011
unironically do a double homicide its the only thing that will make you feel better

>>29235614
I wasn't... she was obssessed with me. After I duped her she would spread rumours and lies and constantly talk about me. I think she must really be obseesed with me. I don't ever think about her, but now this shit happens and bam she's in my house.

>>29234011
so youre just gonna let that nigga fuck you ex like a little bitch?

wait till the girl leaves, and then just beat the fuck out that nigga. fuck him

>>29234011
how cool were u with ur roommate? good friends or just room mates?

>>29234011
Piss in his shampoo. Clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Shit like that. He fucks your ex. All bets are off. Make the degenerate pay.

>>29235752
well what tf else am I supposed to do? I mean I'm going to act like he's not a friend.

High five him after smiling and laughing like it doesn't even bother you and say 'Nice man, does her pussy still stink like a day old fish taco?' loudly so she can hear it.

>>29235655
juan plz this is not what i was saying
i was thinking something like dominatrix with the ex and the roommate as the subs
show them who's boss

>>29235816
Friends. Since school. Same group of friends, same holidays/trips everything.

>>29235861
go purposely get syphilis and tell her you want her back, fuck her and infect her without telling her, go get treated and wait for both their brains to rot.

>>29234458
Yo that faggot isn’t your friend, never was. 0% of my niggas would do that shit

>>29235601
I mean, he could definitely be a bro and fuck her somewhere else. But look at it from his POV. He wants to get some and you HATE her, so what's the issue? Did he say anything to you about it beforehand?

If your roommate cant afford rent without you, look for a place in secret and move out unexpectedly

Let them deal with the aftermath, doesnt matter if you have to live in the shittiest apartment possible, just move out of there asap

I just heard them leaving, chatting. he's dropping her off now. Fuck my life.

>>29236004
exactly, and if they did there would instantly be violence, not cause I care about the bitch but cause that faggot disrespected me in my own dwelling

Walk around naked.

>>29234011
Call sloppy seconds

>>29234334
Now that’s what I call based

Can't believe all these guys here who say you should leave or be the bigger person. Bro, this son of bitch you call your friend is KEKIN you infront of everyone and you wont do anything about it? Same goes for your disgusting ex gf, she's trying to get you. Imma be honest with you I'd punch them both, they are disrespecting you to the fullest.

>>29235514
unironically best answer itt
i'd just open the door while they fuck and start commenting on their technique but this is even more chad

>>29235773
If you dumped her then who fucking cares. You're a psycho dude

>>29234011
She is a whore, it’s okay to pass her around.
Bring another whore and fuck her like there is no tomorrow and make it loud.
Even if it has to be a hooker, she has to be prettier than your ex, make her SEETHE.

>>29234011
Film them and show her parents. And then sue her for emotional distress and ask compensation.
Create a plan to destroy her life, turn everyone against her until maybe she offs herself

You welcome.

>>29236060
why didnt you cum on them and claim them as your own?

>>29234011
dang u just got cuckolded

>>29234011
Dubs and also, hot as fuck. Your girlfriend is lucky.

>>29235137
This finally made me realize this entire thread is bait. What's wrong with you OP, I really wonder why you are LARPing like this on the internet. Are you so lonely?

>>29234565
almost this
what's the deal he is fucking the pussy used up by OP, why would even OP want it back... sure cuckoldry aspect susks, but he is renting a house with roommates, so he should be already used to cuck shit