/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Clement
Looking so down in the dumps!
Every guy here'd love to be you, Clement!
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in crypto as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy!
Ev'ryone in India's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see WHYYYY---

NOOOO OOOOONE'S~~ slick as CLEMENT
No one's quick as CLEMENT
No one's as incredibly THICC as CLEMENT
For there's no man in crypto half as manly
Perfect, an ICOSAHEDRON!

You can ask any Sergey, VITALIK, or Satoshi
And they'll tell you whose dev team they'd prefer to be on!

NOOOO ONEEE'S~ big like CLEMENT
A king pin like CLEMENT
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like CLEMENT

As a specimen, yes, he's INTIIIMIDAAAATING!
My, what a guy, that CLEMENT
So biz, give five "hurrahs!"
And twelve "hip-hips!"

CLEMENT is the best
And the rest is all bag boys!

No one fights like CLEMENT
Douses bears like CEMENT
In a bear market nobody moons like CLEMENT

For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see he's got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny!
That's right! And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with HAIR

No one hits like CLEMENT
Matches wits like CLEMENT
In a staking match nobody stakes like CLEMENT

He's espcially good at ADJUDICAAATING-- Ptooey!
Ten points for Clement!


When he was a lad, he ate FOUR dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help him get LARGE
And now that he's grown, he eats FIVE dozen eggs
So he's roughly the size of a BAAAAARGE!!!!

NOOOOO OOOOOONE shoots-like CLEMENT *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Makes those beauts like CLEMENT

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like CLEMENT
He uses ICOSAHEDRONS in all of his decorating

Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's C--L--E--M--E--N--T

CLEEEEMEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!