/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29063331
Schizo fudder should be here any minute now

>>29063725

>>29063331
farming 3500 bao/eth tokens, have 20mil locked up

couldn't be comfier - take me to the promised land based chink baoman

spent an hour today reading through the docs, and thinking about everything baoman is working towards, and holy shit, it's clear that he's building an empire and monopoly over all of crypto.

>>29063331
should I just wait til xDai to farm? Do i still need to use the ETH/BAO tokens to FARM? I dont understand what I'll need for the migration.

>>29064963
At this point yes, xdai is only a week and a half away. If you were in a month ago you could've had a good farm going

People are fucking stupid if they haven't bought yet

>>29064307
are you holding any BAO? when this shoots you're gonna have at least 50% less bao due to IL

>>29063331
How do I buy Bao? How do I farm Bao? Please help.

>>29065766
https://chainwave.substack.com/p/farming-bao-token

Whats the annual return fren?

>>29065766
>How do I buy Bao?
uniswap or here to avoid gas fees:
https://ftx.com/trade/BAO/USD

>How do I farm Bao?
wait until xDai farms launch
to avoid to pay $300 gas fees to stake and unstake

>>29065766
Get xDai and buy small amounts of BAO with low fees.

https://alpha.baoswap.xyz/#/swap

>>29065566
.... What? How the fuck those niggers will invade my metamask to take the baos from there?

>>29065913
thank you. Is 1 ETH good enough to put into BAO do you think?

The only lowcap project that matters right now.

BAO GOES BURR

BURR!

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

>>29066943
kek based retard
when you provide liquidity and there's exceeding demand for one of the assets your LP represent, it drains and you get the other asset in return.
supposing you start with 1M bao and 1 Eth, if Bao moons you'll eventually have 500k Bao and 2 eth or something, but the eth you get doesn't cover the $ amount you lose in Bao. that's the price of farming.
>>29067071
don't farm Bao now, we're moving to layer 2 in 10 days. join the discord and educate yourself. you'll pay 400$ fees to farm 50$ worth of tokens.
for now just buy and hold Bao.

Who is BaoMan really? His English in Discord seems too good to be Chinese, is he just larping as a Chinaman?

>>29063917
>*Click*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:07*
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>>29068777
You really want me to dox Bao man right here right now?
This could get ugly...

>>29068777
Baoman was a prominent shota artist before he got interested in code.

>>29069467
why wouldn't he rug at 90M Mcap? the opportunity was there to swipe millions and short it on ftx for more.

>>29069568
It’s funny because I know this man in real life. It’s just he doesn’t think I know about his hobby. But he will. Will he try to kill me before then? I don’t think so. Not before the rugpull.

>>29067568
>but the eth you get doesn't cover the $ amount you lose in Bao. that's the price of farming
The ETH + the harvest does though.

I have 15m bao locked from farming. Guess what will happen with it given it's locked until December, distributed over 3 years, and currently worth about $20,000.

>>29070375
And we know who you are art fag.

>>29068777
checked

>>29069467
>>29069568
>>29070375

Denjin. Just stop. We know it's you. Take your $20k and fuck off.

>>29064673
yfw u lurk clubhouse talks and realize 0xmaki is a super connected dev chad part of the defi mafia and wouldnt let some anon scammer in the roadmap unless he was also absolute chad

>>29068777
who knows but hes in the same circle as sam from ftx, andre and 0xaki

>>29072574
based baoman clapped this guys cheeks

How do we know Baoman isn't a North Korean?

>>29063331
Why has it been stalling at .18 for hours? This seems suspicious

>>29074201
How do we know you aren't faggot

>>29074277
First time watching a graphic?

I know insider trading is going on. Look at the Spike about a hour before Baoman announced Baoswap going live.

>>29071593
Going to be worth fucking zero?

>>29071420
show me your math. and not the EOY amount of BAO you receive, one/two month in advance at most, because you don't know with crypto.

>>29075145
Dont feel like it desu lad. I started farming at .00001 and added significantly more at .00055. Just from my apy.vision the amount ive lost in BAO and gained in ETH, plus my fat harvests. Its damn near even. Even if only a little lost BAO was absolutely worth it if the project continues being a beast. Sure, it will suffer in the next bear, as will everything, but ill have a hunongous stack ready for the next bull. I really like the project though, everyone should make up their own mind.

>>29074474
No just from what I’ve seen bao doesn’t usually stall this hard

>>29072574
>artists

>>29075557
Bart simpson head incoming, .00150 eod

By the time we get to xDai migration my pending harvest will be around 70M BAO. Can't wait to get a free $7,000. Thanks Baoman.

>>29072758
I've been rereading the bao docs and roadmaps and trying to put it all
together in my head. I think I am starting to see the end game for
this token...

1. baoman creates a strong vision for a token that's going after a
market (derivatives) with a market cap larger than crypto itself;
initial adopters are interested and buy in
2. baoman adds support for bao to additional chains beyond ethereum
mainnet
---------------you are here---------------
3. baoman operationalizes supporting bao on any chain, as well as
creating swapping infrastructure to support any chain, current and
future
1. bao holders are rewarded for providing liquidity and expanding
the bao franchise to any chain that comes up
2. simultaneously, bao is accessible to anyone regardless of chain,
and more people can purchase bao
3. bao can easily and quickly be supported on any chain
4. Because bao can easily be added into new chains, bao can quickly
become a predominant currency on any new chain.
5. bao is now a universal currency with a strong brand, potentially
before synthetic assets are available *at all*.
6. Since bao is available on any chain, even those with few supported
tokens, it very naturally becomes a token that people acquire,
whether or not they are genuinely interested in the project, but
simply because of its utility, branding, and quality
7. The network effect of bao being accessible to every chain as a
token, and having a baoswap franchise on every chain means every
fucking person knows about bao, and likely uses bao.

>>29076762
Goddammit, it cucked my formatting.

https://pastebin.com/CNRdGRHL

tl;dr - bao becomes universal currency in crypto, gains monopoly over the entire crypto world, and cucks the living shit out of existing swaps and synth solutions

>>29076762
Prepare yourself, you have few months to accumulate before things get out of control.

>>29074733
Maybe anon, maybe. If the project dies, 0 is certain. I'm imagining like $150 if the project doesn't die, kek

>>29076762
>>29077040
Pretty insane, right? The only thing I don't understand is that he says "But, 15% of $YTIS created will go into a vault owned by the $BAO community meaning that users will vote with $BAO to control that 15% of $YTIS and that 15% of $YTIS fees will come back into the future Bao staking programs."

Does 15% of the circulating supply get airdropped to Bao holders or does the governance simply allow for current baoholders to vote on governance?

>>29076375
Nice