/biz/ - Business & Finance

drive thru whore house. You load your vehicle up like a car wash drive thru and a girl comes in. You got 15 minutes to bang her before your car exits and you're left with your pecker out looking like a retard

>>29045069
A lover's hotel with a nursery/kindergarden. If you want to go big, make it a restaurant, pub, music venue, plus the rest.

Parents needs space too. If you do it and wants to expand, contact me and put me in charge of a branch in southamerica, when the fucking virus is gone.

Devnullbox@gmail.com

>>29045069
male escort service

>>29045308
That's not going to work in a country of porn addicted cutfags

All in bake. It will +50% tonight. Convert to DODO when it becomes listed on Binance tomorrow. HODL until x20. Sell for BNB, put 25% in ALGO.

giant indoors pond that looks like cottage country where you drink beers and skip rocks off a wooden deck like a golfing range.

a racing game (pref VR) with google maps streetview integration, streetrace around any city in the world or your own neighborhood

a nondescript looking coin/token that you market only through certain channels to big fish looking to launder money, then take a cut

a patented trapdoor system you can sell to big washer/dryer manufacturers that installs optional trapdoors in the floor of each washer so they can be stacked on top of the dryer and the wet load automatically falls into the dryer upon completion

import kilos of grey-market/technically legal research chemicals from china and resell on darknet for massive profit

Ah fuck I didn’t read no crypto. Just download videos of some whore and re-upload them to onlyfans. Pay her for a cameo to pass verification without her knowing what you’re doing. Make money off of simps. Invest in BNB.

>>29046188
what happens if you live in India? can you drift rickshaws and donkeys?

buy a remote Island and rent it to wealthy pedos

>>29046397
well it is a streetracing game, not a pooracing game, would require a physics upgrade to make everything more slick

chillout hotel for high-net individuals. people pay my hotel a good amount to take care for their basic stoner needs, they get a comfy huge area to roam around and meet other high net people to connect and share ideas and get high together. no druggies or degenerate stoners allowed, only special bizpeople after i vetted their income papers. i get money, they can go and chill around in a huge garden, cano tours, bbq, book area. its an area for people to get high. i repeat no fucking druggies, just people, that can deal with this shit and have a succesfull life

>>29046508
I don't know when I eat curry everything comes out slick

I want to create an app that connects professional translators to businesses so they can get their business documents translated quickly. The app will have its own crypto that the translators are paid in so both parties don't have to worry about changing currency. Also the app is a secret spy system and I sell all the business documents I get to the CIA

>>29046188
>trapdoor
sorry bruh, 'combo washing dryer' already exists. you would have to takle older existing systems with an allfitting standartized system, which would not be possible. you could just pay somebody to do this switching though

>>29047300
This is an ideas thread, not a 'poke holes in ideas' thread. Let people's mind juices flow

>>29045069
Here, I'm too demoralized and poor to do anything with them:

1. Bong accessories – i.e. Make something like wraps around the bottom of your bong on top of the bulb (wide bottom part) and when it tilts back, says something funny or clever, like “Enjoy your flight, sir.” Or other knick-knacks that people will buy as more and more of the population becomes habitual weed smokers. Something à la what iPhone protective cases are to iPhones.

2. Import/copy sonic-suppressing pavement into the US and sell to well-off cities and jurisdictions.

3. Begin creation of boutique “hydro-wine” – take science for marijuana cultivation – and apply to growing grapes for wine in controlled greenhouse environment. Create using scientific method for great wine.
4. Create public-spaces GOOGLE Adwords – put up digital billboards (televisions) that run advertisements in a given area based on a real-time auction system. Down the line, could be easily combined with facial recognition software for targeted, minority-report-type directed advertising. If privacy is a concern, can even charge by cost-per-view using eye-recognition software that collects minimal demographic data.

5. Create plugin for Amazon that allows social media friends to access “Recommended for You” suggestions auto-generated by Amazon. They can access this information anonymously, and at any time, to reference it when wanting to purchase a gift for said friend.

>>29047873
Amazing what the average poor, demoralized anon thinks up, thanks for sharing

>>29048147
Cheers.
I got a bunch more as well. In the event you are an angel investor and are interested to speak further, email me at: xagx@protonmail.com

Femboy pro wrestling porn. Novelty alone will make a mint, and if the vids are actually good there's a real opportunity for profit.

Vacuum cleaner designed specifically for hair
Barber sucks up all the clipping and you don’t have to waste time washing your hair at home
Also a dna test where you find out how to maximize gains in the gym

>>29049743
Also ID check, rip zyzz wagmi

>>29045069
I kind of want to make a decentralized video upscale platform/service where users could pay some amount of tokens to upscale a video or set of videos. there could be many lite mining clients that utilize amd, nvidia, and tensor gpus and be profitable if the service takes off. it's a big IF

>>29045069
A creperie with coffee/espresso, that's it. The margins are insane on both. Low equipment and overhead costs. Small staff. Full size restaurants are insanely stressful.

Honestly most of these idea are awesome. Any reasons you guys dont just do it? Too lazy?

Just fucking do it guys.

>>29051904
putting time into other things, projects, and business ideas. and laziness, and retardation

>>29045069

I wanted to build rustic furniture... It appears there is better margins if I were to sell rustic bondage gear... Market also looks like less competition.