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Selling fleshlights that are encased by a discrete shell like a Pringles can or beer can.
Or better yet, a shampoo/conditioner shell so I can get in and out of my bathroom with it discreetly.

>> No.28980517
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>>28980375
OP just read the the transgender industrial complex and than run a sentinel node, thank me later.

>> No.28980603

>>28980375
>Finish busting a nut in shower
>Look down into Mr. Pringles eyes

>> No.28980614

>>28980375
Imagine you have your sister or gf over and she tries to use your Old Spice shampoo

>> No.28980858

>>28980375
Why not just have a screw on piece with an LED in it so your fleshlight looks 100% like a flashlight? Keep batteries in it, even. Just stick those up your asshole while you're wanking.

>> No.28980980

>>28980603
They would probably be off-brand.
>>28980614
That’s why you clean it out and you make sure to not leave it in the shower. And it’s not made for people with gfs anyway.

>> No.28981041

Why would you ever buy a fleshlight you disgusting coomer?

>> No.28981183

>>28981041
Answered your own question.