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why

>> No.28951462

>everyone expecting staking
>decentralized rolexes
OH NONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.28951585

>>28951325
holy shit I'm tired of these who announcements I think I'll clock out of following them for 6 months

>> No.28951599

>>28951325
I don't even understand what the hell all that means. English?

>> No.28951755

>>28951325
My worlds are colliding.

>> No.28951912

>>28951599
Literal who website that collects data on the used luxury watch market is running a Chainlink node and will be securely providing watch data to anyone who's interested in building a DeFi product around that data... wtf bros.

I'll accept staking is still a ways off. However, WHERE IN THE FUCK IS OFF CHAIN REPORTING. BIG SERG WAS ACTING LIKE HE WAS TOP SHIT SAYING OH WE'RE GOING TO BE A 10X ON TRANSACTION THROUGHPUT LOOK AT ME I'M FAT AND I JUST TALK SHIT ALL DAY LONG FUCKING HELL BROS

>> No.28951932

>>28951325
so should i be buying SNX?

>> No.28951953

>>28951325
They are buying xns. Chainlink will adapt insolar, hence the "rugpull" today. This has been pretty clear to everyone for a while

>> No.28952051

>>28951325
>Someone has data
>Somebody needs that data
>Someone decides to sell data
>Chainlink

>> No.28952232
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28952232

im buying this watch when i cash out

>> No.28952243

>>28952051
>somebody needs that data
I refuse to believe this, guess I'll just have to live in delusion

>> No.28952252

>>28951912
>a DeFi product
Thanks. Imma look-up on google what the fuck this is. It sounds retarded as fuck by your description though. Cheers.

>> No.28952328

>>28951325
SIRGAY BETRAY
Piece of fucking shit $31 stablecoin

>> No.28952362

swatch partnership when????

>> No.28952413

>>28951912
Hey there retard!
How are you doing today?
I recommend checking out link operators and notice OCR has been rolling out for weeks already. There are already numerous operators using OCR.

You’re welcome!

>> No.28952436

>>28952252
Uh, think you've got bigger problems if you don't even know what fucking DeFi is, fren.

>> No.28952460

>>28951325
BASED

>> No.28952481

>>28951462
Why would Sergey release staking when he's making like $10mil/week dumping on brainwashed bagholders?

>> No.28952530

>>28952413
Why the fuck isn't Chainlink making more fucking noise about this then? Isn't this a big deal?

>> No.28952545

>>28951325
why not? The goal is for EVERYTHING to be connected with Chainlink. What isn't there to get?

>> No.28952579

>>28951912
This is so stupid. Who the fuck would be using data on luxury watches?? Why is this shit needed on the blockchain

>> No.28952631

>>28951325
HAHAHAHAHAHA CHAINSTINK IS A PRICE TRACKER!!!!!!¬!!!!!!!!!

>> No.28952632

I just talked to Sergey. He said this is a stolen watch laundering scheme.

>> No.28952641
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>>28952436
It's fine, I'm just a mostly lurkerfag. Take care of yourself, bizfag.

>> No.28952664

We made sergey a billionaire on vaporware. When will enough be enough. Is there any other project we can cling to or are we stuck with this?

>> No.28952754

Ah so this is why Sergei sells 1 million link every week.
WORTH IT

>> No.28952769

>>28952664
Not unless you like trannies and digital oil hahahaha a fucking price tracker

>> No.28952819

>>28951953
QRD?

>> No.28952847

>>28951912
I know this sounds retarded as fuck
But knowing irl oldfags who are absolutely buttfuck loaded & OCD in the autistic fobwatch/chrono collection game
This looks like the biggest sell signal ever, but could in fact be the exact opposite

>> No.28952852

>>28952754
haha only 600 million to go!

>> No.28952862

>>28952530
because they’re not here to sell tokens

>> No.28952979

>>28951912
I love your post anon
>LOOK AT ME I'M FAT AND I JUST TALK SHIT ALL DAY LONG FUCKING HELL BROS

>> No.28953097

>>28952530
they dont make noise, they refuse. thats why holding link is so hard

>> No.28953193

>>28952862
Dude they do not need to mention tokens at all. Why can't these guys just make an announcement of some actual work they've delivered and take pride in that? Instead we get a dumbass luxury watch node operator and data feed that literally no one cares about.

>> No.28953787

>>28951953
Lmao fuck off

>> No.28953906
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>>28951325
>(((alpen watchmaker))) rubs hands

>> No.28953920

>>28951325
RUNNING A DECENTRALIZED ORACLE TO CHECK THE CURRENT TIME.
SERGEY IS A GENIUS.

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>>28953920
holy shit

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>>28953920
>paying $100+ in gas fees to record the current time to the ethereum blockchain

>> No.28954251

>>28953906
who is this old man cosplaying as?

>> No.28954296

nice now we can pay $31 to access the price of luxury watch sales (each time we want a price check)

>> No.28954377

>>28951325
>tokenized watches used as collateral
what? what guarantee does a fucking token give that you'll actually get the watch?

>> No.28954483

>>28953097
literally this

>> No.28954532

someone tell me why we need to sell watches on a decentralized blockchain again?

>> No.28954598

Im unironically liquidating all of my link after this tweet.

>> No.28954626

>>28951462
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.28954666

Im unironically liquidating all of my link after this tweet.

>> No.28954756

>>28954532
ok I will spoonfeed you once and only once fren. it does not matter what kind of data comes on chain someone will use it to turn a profit hence growing demand. once someone turns a profit someone else will want to put something on chain (to make profit) and another guy will make profit from that data. and the cycle continues.

>> No.28954791

>>28954666
Checked. It is fucking over. I'm unironically liquidating all of my link (ticker: LINK) after this tweet.

>> No.28954815

Who cares what they do, they are bringing off chain data onto the chain. By doing this they will be using and buying chainlink. Adoption starts with small things

>> No.28954843

>>28954756
so what you're saying is if i can put my poop on the decentralized blockchain and tokenize it for profit?

>> No.28954933
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>>28954251
The father of Chainlink newfren

>> No.28954939

>>28954843
maybe not only your poop only that tweet is not talking about only 1 watch or whatever the fuck it is. but alot of data from decentralized poop oracles? probably yes

>> No.28954988

>>28954939
based link, buying 9000.

>> No.28955063

>>28951325
chainlink is so stupid lmfao

>> No.28955144

Yep. I'm fucking selling this shitcoin and moving to gold. You faggots fucking told me I'd be a billionaire by now I'm fucking sick fo thsi shit

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>>28954939
So you're saying that pee pee poo poo and >wearing pants posters were ahead of their time?

>> No.28955185

Last year it was gravel, now it's luxury watches. We're going to make it bros.

>> No.28955212

>>28955165
unironically yes

>> No.28955239

>>28955144
>You faggots fucking told me I'd be a billionaire by now
You must be really disappointed in us, huh?

>> No.28955423
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28955423

Horses on the blockchain when?

>> No.28955462
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>>28953906

>tfw you realize the Schwab lord is Swiss

>> No.28955510

>>28952252
>Doesn't know about defi
what's it like to be this new
and poor

>> No.28956040

>>28955510
It's pretty comfy actually. Wagecucking is steady, honest work for people who get out.
DeFI sounds absolutely bonkers to me going by the existing examples: an endless rabbithole where money pumps vast, error-prone landscapes of shitty games with shitty prizes. It should all be illegal along with options trading. If biblefags are against interest like the first layer of hell, puts and calls are second and third while DeFI carves out the vast magma-laden expanse with infinite layers of torment.
Are you rich?

>> No.28956182

>>28951325
Today watches
Tomorrow stonks and oil nd shit

>> No.28956270

>>28955423
Could be cool to put horse race results on chain but that sounds stupid

>> No.28956409

>>28956182
Watches are comparatively low volume, but the fact that watch jews trust LINK is pretty bullish.

>> No.28956612

>>28952530
Oh! Hey again retard.
So you're looking for noise in a project?
Might I recommend XRP?

Perhaps a real investment isn't the right path for you, my dear retard.

>> No.28958178

Dmm but for used watches instead of used cars

>> No.28958398
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>>28951325
It's gravelcoin all over again isn't it
Why does Sergey hate us so much?
Why can't we just have something based like the Google pump