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Hey Anon, it's Valentine's Day. Why don't you take your GF out? Your Investments aren't going anywhere

>> No.28696193

Because we have lockdown. Didnt even wash my balls. Will fuck later, but thats about it.
I made some good noodles and buyed flowers, so all good lol

>> No.28696225

>>28695897
my portfolio is my gf, i jerk off to my gains

>> No.28696241

>>28696193
can I join in? we can zoom call

>> No.28696364
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>>28695897
I broke up with my gf just before Christmas but we still talked until I found out she cheated on me with her friend while were together.

>> No.28696570

yeap my investments (Avax, TRX, XRP, Waves) aren't going anywhere. but we have lockdown :/

>> No.28696574

>>28695897
Because the last time I had a girlfriend, I took her out for very expensive, romantic dinner on Valentin’s Day and she dumped my ass four days later because I criticized feminism.

Never again. I don’t chase women anymore, I only chase money. Money has never flaked on me, cheated on me, or shit-tested me.

>> No.28696778

>having a gf
Ngmi
You pay for sex or / and rent a Japanese girlfriend. That's all.

>> No.28697505

>>28696574
My ex broke up with me because I wouldn't call her a demiboy LOL.

>> No.28697584

>>28695897
no gf. i am alone right now for a reason.

>> No.28697628

>>28695897

I love this pepe, it's the friend I never had

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>>28695897
>GF
I am gonna download a new porn game from f95 to celebrate the occasion. Wish me luck, boys.

>> No.28697749

My first valentines day in years where I dont have to waste money on a woman who is pretending to like me.

I hope the rest of my life is like this.

>> No.28697878

>>28695897
Its Corona idiot. Nowhere to go

>> No.28697934

>>28695897
No GF, I might take some MDMA this evening though. I’ve never rolled by myself before but I’m sure it’s fun.

>> No.28698022

>>28695897

we're going to dinner tonight.

>> No.28698040

>>28695897
I dont have a gf, hope you have a nice day anon

>> No.28698165

>>28696574
based

>> No.28698251

Im gay

>> No.28698271

>>28696364
yea my girlfriend started acting strange. I'm glad she wasnt cheating on me but i left her. She thought i had lost everything and ready to be a loser. Im sure if she knew my crypto wallet was full she wouldn't start acting differently. Now i date someone far younger and shits based. Dont waste your time with old whores.