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Last night I had a dream.

I woke up and realised my bed was one of those kind of poster beds with the four pillars, with a draped down sheet over all sides. I was basically sleeping in a giant green cube.

Anyway, I thought nothing more of it and I went to get some breakfast and put the dogs out in the garden. As I got to the kitchen I noticed that my dog, previously a golden retriever, was now a green retriever. Very unusual, but again I didn't think much of it. If anything, the green gave me a sense of calm.

I went to the green cube-shaped toaster and put some bread in. Unusually, the bread was ordinary bread but when it came out of the toaster it was suddenly green. It tasted far better this way.

So I sit down ready turn on my green television - but wait, I forgot to put the dog out!

Damn it, I put the dog out in the back garden. Suddenly there is a knock at the front door. I answer it. It's carol singers, singing for Rubmas. The annual celebration of Layer 2 transactions being brought to Rubic.exchange. They ask me for a donation and I'm feeling pretty good about myself, so I give them 0.00002 RBC. Ecstatic, they sing me another carol before bounding over to the next house.

I take a quick glance down the street, all of the houses are just green cubes. Mine is the biggest green cube, however, because my father held his Rubics through all tumultuous times and passed them on to me.

I flashed back to my lessons at school, the tale of how RBC used to be just half a 'dollar' and there were people buying 4,000 RBC a month for their paycheck. This was before it went paraRUBIC of course.

Anyway I woke up just now and felt an overwhelming sense of comfort. I just checked metamask and we are up $.10 overnight leading in to the AMA. Cannot wait.

>> No.28494317
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28494317

YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
No seriously seek help

>> No.28494328

Lol people have no idea how fucking early this is...........

It's going to be $20 in no time at all!! Any people selling or trying to swing at these prices is an absolute moron

Rubic is going to take the majority of uniswaps share, it's only a matter of time

>> No.28494366

In 2022, the city of Quebec officially renamed itself Ruebec

>> No.28494376

>>28494317

Sphere off, faggot.

>> No.28494400

my _____ stays _____

>> No.28494436
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28494436

>>28494376
You are an absolute gorilla nigger. You are the blackest most retarded gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

>> No.28494448

Is 7k good i cant affrd more

>> No.28494521

>>28494448

How does $350,000 sound?

>> No.28494551

>>28493967
basde

>> No.28494676
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>>28493967
What a comfy dream
My Rubic stays cubic
Rubic $200 eoy

>> No.28494761

AROOOOOBEEEEEK KYUUUUUBEEEEEEK

>> No.28495308

>>28494761
DO THE NEEDFUUUUUUL, SIR!

>> No.28495587

>>28494400
My benis stay wenis
double dips and green, checked

>> No.28495932

We Rubichads will be enjoying the most comfy of sleeps in our cube beds for the rest of our lives. Meanwhile all the fudding niggerjeets will be sleeping outside, clutching their MCDC in the streets.

>> No.28496302

>>28495932

This is how I see my future - yes.

>> No.28496445

>>28493967
godspeed anon, rubic is a revolution

>> No.28496524

Very cubed.

>> No.28496539

CAROLLL CAROOOOOOL CAAAROOOOOOLL

>> No.28496560

>>28493967
>0 volume on their product
This is bullish!

>> No.28496582
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>>28494400

>> No.28496599

You rubicucks are unironically some of the most insufferable retards I've seen on biz.
Hope you make it but you folk are still insufferable.

>> No.28496605
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28496605

Free 400$ FARM Airdrop, coinbase listing 4X!

t(dot)me/FarmFinanceAirdropbot?start=r0344773073

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>>28496599
Checked and thanks green ID. I know we have issues, but our cubes will pay for them

>> No.28496644

>>28496560
Where are you pulling that info

>> No.28496663

>>28496560

FUD. Stay poor and priced out by gas fees faggot.

You thought it was a PnD but here we are rallying again hahahahaha, get sphered.

>> No.28496665

>>28493967
is anyone really expecting anything out of this AMA? New holder, dont know what to expect, whether they drop news or if these pump prices or what

>> No.28496686

>>28496599
More funposting than any other coin.

>> No.28496716
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28496716

>>28496599

Stay broke.

>> No.28496899

>>28496716
I went all in GRT at 0.40 anon, I'm okay. It's just that the Rubic memes are so fucking bad. "mY rUbIc StAyS cUbIc" lmao fuck off retard.

>> No.28497470

>>28496665
usually price dumps after news desu

>> No.28497951

I RUB MY DICK TO RUBICK
https://youtu.be/ImtQ6xw66kE

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>>28493967
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>28499121
BIC