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Bros I have a very funny tweet for you guys to laugh at.

https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1358215695574704130

>> No.28408579

>>28408406
Someone who dumps all of his money on meme stocks is too dump for college anyway...

>> No.28408767

Lmao, another case of dumbass trust fund dipshit being a dumbass trust fund dipshit

>> No.28408819 [DELETED] 
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28408819

>>28408406

Idiots. Absolute idiots. No wonder they want regulations in the market.

Was this a liberal college?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>> No.28408833

>>28408406
this makes me rock hard

>> No.28408984

>>28408819
This is exactly why less regulations is better. Weeds out nepotistic failures.

>> No.28409042

>>28408406
LESSON
LEARNED

>> No.28409097

you can tell its a redditor. i swear theyre the dumbest people on the net. poor guy, reddit told him he was an epic science believing genius and he believed it.

>> No.28409112

>>28408406
robinhood stoped buy orders

brokers stopped trades

sec sat idle

>> No.28409184

>>28408406
I feel kinda bad, but holy fuck what a retard... NEVER EVER invest more money that you can afford to lose, that's rule nº fucking 1
and on top of that he goes all in at ATH on a pump and dump internet meme

>> No.28409196

>>28408579
Exactly. I feel amazed how these people rationize:

>omg something called short squeeze is happening and theres 0% that decades old wall street jews can escape that, gonna put all my money on this because thats how the world works

>> No.28409210

>>28408406
Where does a teen get 100k college savings?

>> No.28409217

>>28408406
my god.
JUST imagine the WAILING, SHRYING and SCREAMING when Tessler goes tits up? Bliss.

>> No.28409271

>>28408406
don't worry daddy will bail him out it's all good :)

>> No.28409286

>>28408406
>@teenmillionare
Got a little cocky with that username

>> No.28409287

>>28408406
>MCDC dev reacts to being rugged by OnlyFans thot

>> No.28409343

>>28409210
>this
and even if this was a college fund from his parents why on earth would he have access to gamble that

>> No.28409359

>>28408406
That whimper at 12 seconds makes me think its real lmao

>> No.28409362

>>28408406
>$100k
>teen
>college
I fucking hate trustfund kiddies

>> No.28409420

>>28408406
you can tell that the magnitude of that number meant nothing to him at the time, but now it’ll be crippling his spine with its inescapable weight for decades at best

>> No.28409532

>>28409196
Redditors did it for the upvotes and awards. which is even sadder

>> No.28409567
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>> No.28409568

>>28408406
Lmao they may have blew their money, but at least now they won't waste all their time as well getting a meme degree and brainwashed into cutting their dick off

>> No.28409695

>>28408406
If you think this is real you are sub 100iq.

>> No.28409742

>>28409567
Why would you listen to a Billionaire with no skin in the game?

>> No.28409904

GUH

>> No.28409950

>>28409567
Is that actually Mark Cuban? Fucking hilarious how this billionaire doesn't even understand the basics of what's going on in the situation he's talking about and yet gives (absolutely shitty) advice with confidence.

>> No.28410085

>>28408406

this fucking faggot idiot will probably start a GoFundMe and get most of it back anyway. Fuck him.

>> No.28410128

>>28408819
lmao you're a broke fuck is that all you got?

>> No.28410206

>>28408819
CLF TRANNY LEAVE THIS THREAD
BEGONE

>> No.28410249

I don't like seeing this sort of thing, Anon.

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>>28408406
I think im gonna whack my cock to this one

>> No.28410485

>>28408819
>Robinhood
>discord
Kill yourself

>> No.28410544

>>28409567
>>28409950
>if you can afford it
Ya its actually cuban, and being able to afford it is having like 1-5% of your networth on a moonshot gme bet, not being 5x long with $100k from your student loans, lol. If someone did have a small amount of their networth in gamestop that they bought at $100-200, buying more in the future to lower their dca might not be the worst idea. For what its worth I plan to buy when it drops below $10 (although I have absolutely no gme right now).

>> No.28410654

>>28408819
Why do people always post Cleveland-Cliffs?

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>>28409286

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>>28410485

>> No.28410744

>>28408406
Good for him, college is pure marxist indoctrination, anyway. On the other hand, he already seems kinda retarded ... but maybe he will now recover.

>> No.28410765

>>28410654
It's just that one CLF guy lmao

>> No.28410839

>>28410744
ya but he just paid for college without actually going to college

>> No.28410995

>>28410839
lmao

>> No.28411185
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28411185

>@teenmillionare

>> No.28411691

>>28408819
Unironically just end yourself faggot

>> No.28411958

>>28408406
This gives me butterflies in my stomach... Is this what happiness is?

>> No.28412096

>>28408819
Idk why everyone's hating. Nice job Anon.

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HOLY FUCK. LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS KEK

>> No.28412700

>>28409950
He probably does understand but just wanted to screw over plebbitors with bad advice

>> No.28412800

>>28410654
first off, he's not a person, second of all, it's just him

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28413030

>>28410654
>people

it's just one tranny

>> No.28413214

Spoiled leftoid.

>> No.28413238

>>28408819
>CLF
>discord
dead giveaway

>> No.28413358

>>28408819
Kys

>> No.28413474

my friend put 4k of his university funds in this i feel so bad

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28413522

Fuck that red bandana, join the memelution now

https://biztoken.org/

>> No.28413531

>>28408406
>teen
>life savings
who gives a shit.

>> No.28413973

That's how I feel after seeing my uniswap fee

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>>28408819
>>28408984
>oy vey we need regulations, goy

REGULATE WALL STREET
NOT RETAIL OR MAIN STREET

>> No.28414237

If you're hearing about a stock or a shitcoin for the first time from some mainstream media outlet, it's already over and you're just filling someone else's gains.
Hopefully these fags learnt their lesson.

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Lol I just looked him up
https://tiktokni.com/user/teenmillionaire

He probably killed himself

>> No.28414338

>>28414085
The regulations they suggest would have saved thousands of these retards money buying the peak.

>> No.28414376

>>28414275
id hug him

>> No.28414459

>>28413030
lmao

>> No.28414518

>>28408819
haha based

>> No.28414610

>>28408406
Based
>@teenmillionaire
Megabased

>> No.28414623

>>28414275
Oh I thought it was an image, if you open that it actually plays a video and you hear his dad screaming at him

or it's a big LARP or he is genuinenly retarded for sharing this online

https://tiktokni.com/user/teenmillionaire/video/NjkyNjMzNjc4Mzk1NzUxMTQzMC0xNjEyNjYzNDY2

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this is what he was sitting on man he was so close to cashing out

>> No.28414676

>>28409567
>I don't own it
Literally the best hint right there.

>> No.28414749

>>28414338
The peak would have gone to 1000+ if not for blatant wall street manipulation, chaim.

>> No.28414816

>>28409950
Mark Cuban got rich quick off the peak of a massive bubble. He probably thought if it worked for him, it could work for them too.

>> No.28414870

>>28414676
i wish he said this earlier

>> No.28414902

>>28408406
>>trusting stocks
ngmi

>> No.28414953

>>28414623
I could see it being faked for clout, unless he shows his position or trade history.

>> No.28415140

>>28408819
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

>> No.28415457

>teenmillionaire

>> No.28415469
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28415469

>>28408406
that feeling when i'm the one who sold him those bags... well at least my 1 share.

>> No.28415481

>>28408406
Kikes robbed people on an unprecedented scale. They can't keep getting away with it.

>> No.28415555

It's a LARP u fucking idiots. the annual performance graph hasnt gone into negative and is the same as his before video. even the tiktok zoomers in the comments were sharp enough to notice it. i want newfag redditors to fuck from this board

>> No.28415601

>>28408406
i think i might be a sadist, his cries are really nice.

>> No.28415804

>>28408406
One of the wealthiest traders I know lost well over 40k investing in memes at first.

He should’ve started smaller. What a fucking shame lmao.

>> No.28416064

>>28409950
>doesn't even understand the basics of what's going on in the situation he's talking about and yet gives (absolutely shitty) advice
Pretty ironic and meta commentary on your own post anon.

>> No.28417752

>>28409362
I don't
I feel you honestly BUT shit like this reminds me not to gamble what I have, DYOR and I will appreciate what I have when I fucking make it
ok honestly fuck that kid and his parents for allowing him to do
I hope he gets to work at fucking mcdonald's so he learns

>> No.28419089

>>28409567
Cuban is the biggest charletan know nothing in business and actually lucked into his fortune during the dotcom bubble. He's so dumb he buys his own hype too. What a fucking prick

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>>28409286

>> No.28420093

>>28409343
Some dumb parents set up custodial funds for their kids for the future and don’t realize when the kid turns 18 they control it. My parents actually did this and just never told me about it. At 35 years old they gave me $11,000 from some terribly performing ETF they invested $3k in literally like 25 years ago. I laughed. I think they had forgotten about it too.

>> No.28421323

all considered, probably wouldn't have passed college anyways

>> No.28421432

>>28408406
Fuck rich faggots. I hope they don’t get a fucking gofundme. But they will.

>> No.28421514

>>28421432
If there is a gofund me i will 100% cash in on that

>> No.28421765

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeRVv3BE/

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>>28421765
>>28408406
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>>28419762
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>>28421514
>>28421765
sneed

>> No.28422020

>>28421929
Kys with that unfunny joke you annoying piece of shit

>> No.28422289

>>28408406
This makes the $400 I lost totally worthwhile.

>> No.28422482

>>28422020
seconded

>> No.28422569

>>28422020
sneed with that feed you city slicker

>> No.28422800

>>28408406
>me after losing $200 on amc

>> No.28422840

Not to play devils advocate but I think there's a really good argument to be made that the strategy was working until Robinhood suspended all trades and caused the price to plummet while the SEC didn't do shit. Still, you shouldn't have yolo'd all of your fucking money on this shit to begin with.

>> No.28423558

>>28421929
noone but poltards think this shit is funny

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>>28408406
Something something fool part with money, retard toll in layman’s terms

>> No.28424652

this make me hard

>> No.28425118

>>28422840
You’re right but still. Putting 100k at 300 bro

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>>28408819
Why are you in every single thread you disgusting tranny filth
Do everyone a favor and kys

>> No.28425312

>>28408406
The more cases we see like this the more likely it is that GME proceeds to moon to an ATH. The “imagine if he just held a little longer, JUST” seems almost inevitable at this point.

>> No.28425636

>>28409196
>decades old wall street jews can
They can’t even call out the Jews
They call them OLD WALLSTREET whites