/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28367567
it's a slow, painful death, but it's honest work

>>28367567
How do you want to sudoku?

>>28367567

>>28367998
Pay a hot nurse to euthanize me after we have sex.

>>28368262
That would be cool, but would take millions.

>>28367567
happy to save your life anon. a suicidal trader can take the risks necessary to make it

>>28368262
is that a thing, or do you just mean pay a hooker to shoot you up with fentanyl

>>28368262
how much moneys you got now?

>>28368816
Actively trading to with intent to hurt your account balance will make you rich.

>>28368262
Based and straight forward, now, I don't know you and youd probably heard this before but, if you are in the point that are seeing death as your only option, doesn't that make possible for you to try everything else? Like just duck everything and try to get what's absolutely better for you and only you, a change of mind helped me greatly in bad times, maybe it can work out for you, be safe and God bless you

>>28368325
Millions? Probably can be done cheaper.

>>28368957
I don't know if it is but money can make it happen.

>>28368973
Enough to make a less ethical nurse maybe consider it.

>>28369162
Thanks man but life is just mundane, tedious and exhausting, and I've felt this since childhood, just hanging on to see what happens tomorrow(now its for number go up but yeah).
I'm just getting older and weaker and more gross, so I'd rather pay a girl/nurse to let me cum in her and then kill me while I'm still not a human prune.

Sounds like somebody accidentally found purpose. Congratulations, looks like you're going to make it after all :-)

I'd like to kill myself by setting off a back pack nuke in the middle of a black neighborhood.

>tfw making more money investing than wage slaving
I don't even apply to new jobs anymore, what's the fucking point.

>>28371491
Based as fuck wagmi

>>28369591
long link with 5x leverage, if you get liquidated you can just jump off a bridge

>>28371491
Yeah, I stopped trying to find a better job and asked my boss to cut my hours. I still keep working since if I lose all my money I don't want to explain a gap in my employment.

>>28367567
it's called being fingoth
t. Nick Mullen

>>28369591
Try shrooms it'll show you another perspective.Life isn't about the things most humans do day to day

>>28371418
Based

>>28371626
>anon wants to kill himself a certain way
>hey anon you can just do it this other way!

>>28371705
>Try shrooms it'll show you another perspective
I know shrooms and I enjoy them. Still want a hot nurse to euthanize me after I cum in her.

>>28369591
Move somewhere else, any place that lets you try, exercise your body, it will be tiring at first but you will start to note that you can now rest better and that paradoxically now you have more energy and drive to pursuit anything, give life a last shot and then, if it doesn't work out then at least you can end it all knowing it wasn't onto you

>>28372131
Dude I just want a hot nurse to euthanize me after sex.

>>28369591
i know some joe rogan faggot said it but maybe try some psychedelics like a ton of acid or get really into the 'power of now 'by eckhart tolle (or both)

>>28372487
>>28372299

Lmao accidentally got addicted to life while trying to kill youself? Thats a message from god, dummy. He wants you to live

>>28368262
If you fuck enough nurses one will do it for free

>>28368162
YJK

OP I'm I'm a similar boat, except my exit strategy is a little different.
I'm going to pay to chubby have girls to blue ball me all week, then take a handful of Viagras and have them blow me. As soon as I cum I'll take a popper.
Poppers plus Viagra is lights out.

>>28367567
I always kept 500$ in btc to eventually kill myself with fentanyl bought on the black market but I fucking lost it in a pump and dump shitcoin lol.

>>28372695
if you fuck enough nurses, they'll eventually get jealous of one another and you can get caught in the crossfire.
Plus I hear its like a warzone out there

So what you're saying is you want a hot nurse to kill you after sex?

>>28367567

>used to be an alcoholic
>I still am, but I'm sober now
>found a new addiction that keeps me sober by trading and building wealth


I'll fucking take it.

>>28372695
I don't have the social skills to just fuck nurses. They all fuck doctors anyways, which is why I want nothing to do with them other than getting what I want and then never seeing them again.

>>28373125
This

>>28373136
Yes.

>>28367567
Of I don’t make it by spring I’m gonna probably do the helium suicide mixed with strong opiate dose.

But my number goes up right now. My net worth now is more than ever before in my life. I went from 5k to 100k down time like 35k.

>>28373136
Are you fucking retarded

>>28372299
yeah but thats chode

>>28372673
He wasn't trying shit. He just wants attention/sympathy, same as all these other whiny faggots talking about suicide.
At least the 14 year old girls old that cry for attention this way will take a few pills or something.

>>28373125
Wouldn't getting caught in the crossfire just accomplish his goal?

>>28367567
don't do it suicide makes you catch the big gay

>>28373570
Not the literal crossfire you autist the social crossfire.
example:
>get injured, have to go to ER
>nurse you fucked #1 and nurse you fucked #2 are first to see you
>they notice they're both competing for you
>now you have to deal with roastie games and listen to their bickering while you bleed out on a stretcher

>>28373570
brb going to start womanizing nurses

>fuckers keep pay walling it at 1.37

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I NEED MOREE

>>28372673
>while trying to kill youself
No, was saving money to have it done the way I want it done. But in that process I got addicted to flashing green numbers.

>>28373747
Piss off enough of them though and I'm sure one will take you out

>>28373747
And then everybody claps.

>>28373159
Exact same boat, anon. My vices were weed and ciggs during the week, beer on weekends. This is a much better thing to waste money on.

>>28373895
this is the dip anon

>not knowing who to give my bags to when I die

>>28374030
why wait? I'll take them now anon
t. respectful handsome anon

Money is the only thing that matters anymore

>>28374030
Put my name. I will never make it.

>>28374030
ETH
0xb34cF6E3f03985A7bf982d753C6a71Fd03E9314D

>>28374168
Money can make a hot nurse let me fall asleep in her lap, so yes.

>>28374351
I'm married to a LVN and I'm broke as fuck

>>28374427
>I'm married

>>28374480
I have nothing to lose but everything to gain.

>>28371826
Did you try out past life regression to find out what the relation of this wish to your past life is?

>>28371826
aww poor baby

>>28374555
Nice trips but I know what the source of it is. The only way to fix it is to cum inside a hot nurse and then cuddle with her while she releases the valve that will make me fall asleep forever.

>>28374758
You may bring a curse with you to your next life if you leave like that.

Alternatively if you have nothing left to do you could try to do what you left unfinished in your previous incarnations.
Things left unresolved keep burdening you even after death and reincarnation.

>>28375392
>your next life
>previous incarnations
Jesus is Lord, homie.

>>28375510
Try out past life regression once and I can guarantee you will start believing in reincarnation too.
Even if you try to ignore this experience it will change you deeply as if you were reconnected with a bigger self.

>>28375744
>dude just try out some demonic shit if you already know Jesus is real
Eat a dick, nigger.

>>28367567
Don't worry this bitch is going to pop a bit early this cycle. So within the next couple months you will be totally cured by number go down.

>>28368262
based af

>>28369591
You need purpose in life. Without it men have nothing but nihilism and despair. The best way is through Christ.

>>28376002
I didn't know that listening to your own subconscious was demonic, but that would certainly explain why you would want to run away from it if you think like this.
If you miraculously survive your attempt, come back here to tell us how this near death experience changed you.
All our actions have a meaning after all.

>>28376587
>I didn't know that listening to your own subconscious was demonic
Unironically this is exactly why you think it isn't. Why do you think advertising companies, media companies, etc target your subconscious with subliminal messages so much? Your subconscious cannot be trusted as it is a nebulous mass of suggestions that have been implanted over a lifetime of specific psychological targeting. DYOR

>>28376534
Based and truth but I'm not joining your church.

>>28377308
Your loss then

>>28378149
Churches send more people to hell than they save.

>>28371626
Ffs. Link is a SCAM.

LINK = SCAM

>>28378290
The only path to salvation is through Christ and his Church. The literally is no other way.

>>28378594
>The only path to salvation is through Christ
This is truth.
>and his Church
based blasphemer
Cucktholics are the reason everyone hates God and subsequently why it sucks to live in this world. Suck your Pope cock somewhere else.

>>28378735
"And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it."
What did he mean by this

>>28379016
Ah there's that verse again.
John 14:6
1 Timothy 2:5
Matthew 23:9
Mark 7:8
Revelation 17:4

How do you people still fall for it?
>dude catholics totally follow the bible we just do everything it says not to!
But keep praying to dead people and women though.

>>28367567
A fucking Hi-Point costs less than $300 how much of a nigger ARE you that you can't afford THAT?

>>28379953
Hi-Points are shit you nigger and that would just give grabtards ammo (kek).

>>28369591
>I'm just getting older and weaker and more gross, so I'd rather pay a girl/nurse to let me cum in her and then
grow your nazi kids
life is beautiful fren