/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28297360
Definitely it a shitty Golf

>>28297360

great car anon

>>28297360
The secret /biz/ server is:
https://discord
.com/invite/bTE6xjP5
It has to stay secret or (((discord))) will shut it down.
As far as (((discord))) knows it's the official server for BUNKERCHAN LEFTYPOL/////

>>28297360
997 gt 2 clubsport

>>28297360
A Volkswagen GTI is your make it car? You know you can buy one used for like $10K ?

An old truck no one will notice me in.

I have the same make, model and year as pictured. Got it for a dope deal when the owner of the dealership found out I was also a vet. Its a piece of shit but its pretty reliable. Paying 9k less than sticker + 2 sets of tires and rims was probably the best non /biz/ deal I ever made.

Few weeks later I heard he was trying to pick up high school girls and kind of wish I got in when they were trying to offload everything and rebrand from his name.

>>28297360
Hello sylvarant

My make it cars are:

1. Tesla Roadcaster
2. Ferrari Roma
3. Audi eTron Gt

>>28298326
>>28298232
>>28297495

Subhuman. How can you buy a car that you can't even sleep in the back of comfortably?

Elegant benz

>>28298400
>can't fit in the back of a Corolla
How fucking fat and disgusting are you?

>>28297360
why TCR and not clubsport or clubsport S?

For me, it's the only 280 SL

>>28297360
gucci flipflop with v6 3L engine

Toyota and a decent 3 bed home.
The rest is for NEETing up.

>>28298232
cringe

New cars will never even come close to this beauty

i want a cool sportscar like this one

>>28298232
I have a 2020 Elantra. Fantastic value in Hyundais

>practical
>powerful
>reliable
>cheap
>great looking (imo at least)
>even if I get sick of it and eventually get something nicer it's still a great project car

i dare you to find a flaw

Probably a BMW M8
I drive an X5 and it’s nice so I would just get a better BMW

>>28298460
>can sleep on the back seat of a car
Manlet detected. A fully grown man requires a volvo wagon minimum to lie down in.

>>28298022
lol, even $10k is a high price for one.

>>28298767
In Yurop the insurance on a Golf GTI is €3000 per year

>>28298676
Arent Volvos pieces of shit? I never knew anyone that drove a volvo

>>28298400
why would you need to sleep in the back?

>>28298878
meddl

>>28298858
Why?

>>28298400
>>28298744

kek, forgot about that plus >>28298676

Lada Niva

>>28298858

I heard from Canucks that their car insurance is insane too, not sure why

>>28298858
Only if you live in a shithole of an area

>>28298877

>>28298813
WTF is up with that front grill? Please tell me the renders were fake

>>28298877
Volvo makes really solid vehicles. They’re a step above a Honda and Toyota but not as nice as a BMW/Mercedes/Audi. Acura tier. At least their newer models are

Buying (((luxury))) cars with lots of money is literally nigger tier retarded. It's just going to immediately depreciate. If/when I make it into 7 figure hell, I'm going to keep my same Kia that I bought 5 years ago with the money from my first job out of college. For two reasons.
>It still works fine to get me where I need to go
>A homeless man once implied I was broke for not giving him money based on the shitty car I drive
Ideally I want to be a billionaire that nobody would know if disgustingly wealthy unless they saw my home.

only acceptable answer

>>28298400
Are you homeless?

A used Chevy Bolt.

not kidding btw

>>28297360
My car is paid off, no point in buying some nigger shit to look cool. Even if you did make it, I’d bet you would throw it away.

>>28298973
I pay $125 CAD a month for my Ram 1500 but I'm in Alberta

>>28299055
It’s easy to say that until you’ve driven a BMW and you feel the difference

>>28298911
High rate of theft, and drivers of them are statistically more likely to crash

>>28298877
modern ones I'd say so, since they were bought by ford and later by some chinese company, but I don't know for sure
pre 2000 ones are very reliable, provided you care for them and the sportier versions are very nice in terms of performance

If $CLF goes to 50

Porsche 911 GT3

>>28298938
based and varg pilled

for me a ferrari testarossa i'm currently driving a tesla but for the weekend id like myself a classic ferrari

>>28298400
dude I slept in a 1992 Pontiac Sunbird for 3 months in the middle of winter.

My hyundai is infinitely comfier than that piece of shit.

>>28298813
LOL
LOOK AT THAT DUMB GRILL, ABSOLUTE TRASH DESIGN
HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAA

How much of your net worth would you spend on a car?

>>28298938
Absolutely based and Sovietpilled

Tesla Model S
Toyota Tacoma for non electric reliability.

>>28299249
Im black and I would spend maybe 60% max on a car

Zagato v12 with cool rubic vinyls

>>28297360
The 2020 audi allroad with the 4.2 v8, an XY falcon as a weekend cruiser

>>28299249
2%
Mayeb 5%

>>28298648
I hate you

>>28298878
Based

>>28298973
I was paying $190 a month for an 04 Camry when I was 21

>>28299087
>>28299301
very cool

>>28299055
but this, being inconspicuous is where it's at

>pic related
another performance car that most people couldn't tell the difference from a sub $10k car

UAZ
Cause I will live far from cities growing my pretty crops in eternal harmony and calmness

>>28298265
>etron litterally means turd in my language
>mf everytime I see one IRL

>>28299055
You can buy used cars anon, just get one that's already depreciated half

>>28299055
why not get a nice sleeper car, like a decent volvo or toyota?

>>28297360

>>28299829
Your gonna spend all your money keeping it running

>>28299918
In that case I'll walk.

>>28299965
Probably a better option desu

>>28299829
00s French cars are the cheapest plastic trash imaginable

>>28298731
Already driving a 3-series anon, very fond of how it handles. How responsive is the X5?

With my ZORA profits,
I’ll buy this

>>28297360

THIS, is a nineteen ninety nine Vector double-U eight, and it is BY FAR *giggles* the craziest supercar you can buy. Today, I gonna show you all its perks and features, then I'm gonna take it on the road and give it a Doug's score

>>28299249
10 percent, but I'm a car guy

>>28299142
I've driven them. They're nice but I much prefer it when street bums think I'm broke even though I actually already make 200k a year waging.
>>28299775
My car still works fine and with tons of cash I plan to keep it working. When it breaks down eventually I'll just get another economy car.
>>28299812
That sounds fun if I can ever travel again. Like a van with enough space to stretch out. Travel the country. But fuck the expensive car meme.

>>28299356
based and cubic pilled

2BR Sprinter RV.

>>28300228
At least get a fun economy car though

>>28299565
sorry for baiting you
>>28299829
>>28299918
i bought one of these for my mom. it feels alright to drive. >>28300030 this is true however

>>28299356
Cubic brother. When will I be able to afford something like this. 20k stacklet here.

>>28298326
What happened to yellow Hurcan anon? He cashed out around 2014/15... Everyone accused him of bulshitting until he posted timestamps and bread on hood. Wonder where he's at today.


>>28298482
>>28298633
Tasteful.


>>28298451
>>28298574
>>28298731
>>28298813
Wasteful.

>>28299087
>>28299216
>>28300111
BASEDful

>>28299545
Fine choice sir

I'm not much of a BMW guy, but god damn the old 6 series just looks so sharp.

>>28297360
You almost had godly taste OP
almost

>>28297495
based
>>28297360
cringe

>>28298813
Disgusting front. Small kidney is best.

>>28300374
I do miss my old 95 Celica. It was a rust bucket with a leaking sun roof but it was fun to drive. Whatever I get will be manual transmission. Autofags get the rope.

>>28297360 (OP)
You almost had godly taste OP
almost

>>28297360
any car. i am a neet

>>28298911
For some reason trees randomly attack these cars on saturday evenings.

>>28298104
same

>>28301034
Oh, older NFS games vibes got me nostalgic

>>28301034
Cringe

>>28297360

Already own my dream car. 2012, second hand low mileage.

Does everything I need.

I just want something fun to drive and relatively reliable. Anything much nicer than this, and i'd be too preoccupied with its value to enjoy using it without giving too much of a shit about it being damaged. Also don't want to draw a lot of attention from cops and normies.

>>28300367
>>28301209
Boomers please leave

911 Turbo S (992)

Best all around car on the planet.

>>28298635

I fucking loved the 1st gen Octies.

>>28298326
>>28298633
>>28300111
>>28301358
cringe boomers

>>28299206
>>28299545
based

I'm gonna look like wesley snipes in my miata

>>28301358
911 is the most normie dream car imaginable

>>28301266
Have you considered a Mazda Miata or toytoa GT86/Subaru BRZ/ Scion FR-S (they're all the same car)?
Fun do drive and you get the Japanese reliability.
(not fast, a camry will beat you in a 0-60. But very fun to drive)

I just want a cute 1970s Fiat so that I can larp as Lupin III.

costs like $400k
>drive anywhere you want
>live anywhere you want

>>28297495
Based. I have a networth of about 400k and this is what I drive

>>28301769
scratch the $400k it's actually $1.7m, bad investment but still

>>28297360
bro my current car is way better than a GTI set a higher bar

>>28301748
gt86 is easily supercharged and gets decently fast with it.

one day

>>28302072
I fear modifications because I have it in my head that it affects reliability.

>>28299052
are you listing the solidity of those vehicles in descending order?

>>28298744
fatass detected. Or you're too stupid to put seats down and hang your legs over seats.

>Cayman with the flat 6
>every performance package
>every expensive trim option
>custom paint color
>laser engraved running boards with my name
Something like that

>>28297360

i am a simple man with simple needs

>>28297360
300zx
Peak 80s wedge. And that digidash makes me coom.

>>28297360
I'm so sorry you live such a sad a pathetic life that you consider a $30k shitbox a "made it" car. Maybe actually believe in yourself next time

>>28298878
the only based post in this thread

>>28303260
he ok?

>>28302757
>brodozer
>chrome wheels
>massive aftermarket exhaust
>dry, flat climate
100% verified faggot

>>28302415
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I STOP EXISTING

>>28301266
Used M240i/M340i with a debadge, 2 door coupe or 4 door sedan whatever suits you.

Available in rwd/manual/paddles/awd

It looks actually pretty boring for what it is, once you remove the M badge it looks much more disguised than STI boy racer look.
Fun to drive but not expensive like a true M car so you won't feel bad for dings or whatever.
Very tunable engines and platforms overall.
You can do a tune and some suspension upgrades and it'll be a blast.

>>28303381
he dieded..

>>28301195
>People unironically think this looks good
Fuck off

>>28303500
same

>>28301648
i make baby gains but when i make enough i'll get an NA miata

>>28301266
>I just want something fun to drive and relatively reliable.
>Subaru
>WRX
>STI
>relatively reliable

>>28297360
The car I stare at every morning and night when I wake up and when I go to bed, before I open up my crypto and after I close my crypto. A BMW M4.

>>28303401
waah waah this truck isnt built to exactly my liking so im gonna bitch on my japanese image board website

>nothing but bimmers and benzes
Is everyone on /biz/ an arab

A plane.

>>28297360

>>28301666
You retards spend all day hiding your powerlevels and then you want to buy some flamboyant fag car?

A 911 isn't gaudy, it has all luxury features you could want, and its fast as fuck.

>>28297360
>>28297499
>>28298326
>>28301034
>no taste
>>28298451
>>28298574
>nigger spotted
>>28298633
>>28298635
>based
>>28298695
>agree
>>28298731
>>28298813
>>28300930
>>28301195
>dickhead
>>28298938
>based and vodkapilled
>>28299666
>nigger
>>28299829
>lmao
>>28300071
>you got it
>>28301648
love it
>>28302078
ara ara

>>28297360
for me it's a Yaris GR-4

>>28303980
based

>>28304321
some day massreplyfags will be gunned down in the streets like dogs

>>28304321
>r32 20th anniversary golf
>clumped in with the lambo faggot
I agree with the rest except for this

F-Type R convertible

>>28300111
Kek. Can't avoid hearing his voice.
Also checked.

go on, judge me faggots

>>28297360
Mandatory red Lambo.
Model X.
Lancer EVO I can put $200k into and make it 800hp for giggles.
Mercedes Guard so I can cruise the wasteland in safety.

for me, it's the 037

>>28304449
fun choice.

>>28304806
That's a sick ride anon but you still need a red lambo with a chainlink logo painted on the hood.