/biz/ - Business & Finance

>implying successful people eat garbage

>>2826328
Implying McDonald's is garbage

>>2826305
Beautiful thread. Upboated.

>>2826305
nice just bought 100k Big Macs

>>2826350
Keked hard as fuck. Man fucking burguers eat like shit.

>>2826350
Am I the only one who feels sick after every time I eat mcdonalds? I don't eat it often, either.

>>2826305
>implying anyone named brad lives in Toronto

achmed or hadji

>>2826399
Those don't work in hedge funds. They clean the floor of my bathroom every Thursday.

>>2826350
>being so retarded that you consider this a funny joke

>>2826386
Yes. Which is why I never eat there. Funny enough I work in Capital Markets and hardly anyone eats shit food here

>>2826473
>being so retarded you can't even tell the difference between a joke and an honest opinion

>>2826498
McDonalds is cream of the crop. You wouldn't know fine dining if it sharted in your face.

>>2826499
>being so retarded that you honestly think mcdonalds isn't garbage

>>2826524
>Having defective tastebuds

>>2826534
>Having no tastebuds

>>2826386
>I don't eat it often, either.

theres your problem. I cut fast food out of my life entirely at 17 years old. 5 years later i was so hungry on a lunch break i went to wendy's and not only did it taste horrible bc I've gone so long eating real food, but I felt ready to shit from both ends the rest of the day.

>>2826539
McDonalds has really turned their whole approach to dining around. No longer are they merely a fastfood restaurant but now something more. I understand your experience in the past may have left you disillusioned, but I strongly encourage you to come to any of our deluxe locations. Come on in, your meal's on me.

>>2826560
agree. my favorite time of year is lent because the filet o fish is 2 for $4. ill get about 6 per week

>Toronto
>Canada
>being a leaf

>>2826328
Tons of rich fucks eat McDonald's

>>2826551
out of all fast food chains wendy's made you sick?
i feel like wendy's is the only one that's trying
BK and McD make me feel like there's a slimy film lining my stomach

>"oh heard you were heavily invested in ethereum as well as some other cryptocurrencies. How's that working out for you?"

Not as well as AMZN but, all told, pretty fucking well.

I used to work at McDonalds in highschool, now I work at State Street, no one here eats at McDonalds because we have a cafeteria in the building that makes burgers on demand that is better tasting, better ingredients, and cheaper. Also if you don't know what State Street is, you know nothing about Capital Markets or Custodian Banks.

"Pretty good, I made 100x my investment in just over 2 years. How's your hedge fund doing?"

>>2828082
Tfw I got deferred from State Street but got a FT offer at B4 audit instead.


Mixed feels.

>>2826305

spoiler alert, they all die in the end and none of this matters.

>>2826305
>that smug moment when you're a 22-year old engineer and you run into a faggot kid who made fun of you during highschool pushing carts at Costco.

It literally doesn't get better than this.

>that smug moment when you're a 22-year old engineer and you run into a faggot kid who made fun of you during highschool pushing carts at Costco.

It literally doesn't get better than this.

>>2826350
McDonalds is garbage. Sounds like you've never eaten at a decent restaurant before.

>>2828928
>that smugger moment when you're a trust fund babby trading crypto on a Malaysian surfing forum and you see some poorfag engineer trying to look down on others while wagecucking his entire life for some company

I think I've been low-key avoiding attending class meetups with my old highschool classmates because I fear that one "So where do you work?" question.

I just want to be able to say "Work? Haven't done that in a while." as they eyeball me with disbelief. I don't want t obrag or posture or anything at all. I just want to KNOW I am truly financially secure and independent when they ask me this.

It's a stupid, irrational thing.

>>2828960
>t. NEET

>>2828928
enjoy being replaced by a gook or pajeet when you turn 30 kid wouldn't look too far down on other people

>being a leaf
>ever
Sucks when you're in a shit-tier version of America.

>>2828960
It's how "it" works. Make the sheep fight and try be to better than each other. They'll do anything for your approval, and the approval of others. Literally anything, they'll give up their entire lives for you so they can be viewed as "better". Use this idea with your wealth, richanonfag. You can do great things on the work of others. Give the slaves status.

>>2826305
> invested in ethereum
investing in a russian scam lol
NEO is where its at

>>2826305
>>2829035
We will make so much money off of ANC dividends from ANS. We will be rich fucks.

>>2828664
100x 10$ is still only 10000$, I'm sorry I'm making that much every hour.

>>2829366
>100 * 10 = 10000

>>2829070

when this happens, date please?

and what is moderate future price of one ANS

>>2829373
yes

*cums on ur burg*

yea u like that special sauce huh

>>2826350
Yes anon, that was exactly what he was implying. Good eye.

>Not bad at all thanks for asking.

Count my Unify stacks 20% gains in hours not even days

>>2828973
This. Back in highschool our AP Computer Science teacher was an Electrical Engineer for Bell Labs in its prime. Now he has to deal with immature kids for a fraction of the pay. He got it better than most engineers his age (65) as well.

>>2828965
26yo here with the same fear. I've never had a job and live with my parents, but i got invited to a wedding in a month. How do I get out of it? I was thinking of maybe boiling my hand alive "accidentally" so I can go to hospital.

>>2826399
i know a few brads. more than achmeds or hadjis. toronto isn't like the ppl on the internet say it is. lots of browns and azns and blacks but the white man still on top.

ever hear of UCC my dude

>>2826385
>burguers
Fuck off spic.

>>2826328
They do it to brag to themselves, hey man im rich as fuck and I recently consumed poorfag food

>>2829449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder

>>2826350
>people actually got mad at this joke

>>2826305
This is why I dress business causal everywhere to hide the fact I'm a complete failure. The hs people I bump into I usually never see again because they probably quit out of shame and embarrassment. Little do a they know I'm a fucking loser LOL

>>2826305
I might try applying for a Per Diem Security Guard job. I've heard good things about Security Guarding, and it seems to net about 25-30000 a year. Doesn't even require any training. Should I do it anons?

>>2829624
>training
Shit, I meant experience

>>2826386
>tfw had seven McGriddles in 3 days

Didn't regret was trying to gain weight but I wouldn't wanna do that again

>>2829678
Mcgriddles are comfy and tasty dont worry anon

>>2826560
thanks m8 just bought a hundred grand

NEO is going to revolutionise the world.

>>2826305
>when you're so heavily invested in ethereum that people off the street instantly recognize you as that guy who's heavily invested in ethereum

That's a lot of ETH

>>2826328
It's where they get their covfefe.

>>2826328
>implying the only reason they went to McDonalds was to shit on ANON

>>2828720
This

I doubt we'll even remember any of this once we're dead

>>2830656
I'm literally this guy in my town

I bought 16,000 ETH at .75 with wageslave bux from stocking shelves and held for two years

I cashed out half at $400

>>2829366
>what is math

>>2831091
What is your situation now anon? Plz give grentext story.

>>2829449
poast pics

>>2826305
>Oh don't worry about the change, you seem to need it more than we do.
>tfw Chad and Brad are actually good guys

>hedge fund
i prefer making literal millions by not actually having to go to work for anybody else, but maybe thats just me.

if youre trying to get rich in cryptos now you're going to have to wait a while.

>>2826350
There is nothing quite like a good all American burger, with all the fixings. McDonald's completely bastardized the burger. They don't even deserve to be called a burger joint. I would prefer a truck-stop cafe burger over McDonald's. And actually, those truck-stop cafe burgers can be really good.

>>2828720
>>2831079
but you'll remember it and it will matter while you are alive.

>>2830720
GLOOOOOORRRBBBF
2 SCOOOOOPS

>>2829886
Quit shilling your bloody shitcoins. At least pick a thread where it's relevant

>>2831091
That's 6.4 million, how did you cash it out? This is way above withdrawal limits. I don't believe you.