/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28239055
Yes.

>>28239055
copium rekt thread i enjoy your suffering reddit tard shouldve bought RLC

>>28239055
America is not the whole world nigger fucktard. Who cares

>>28239055
If somebody is so retarded that they buy an asset worth $30 (being very generous here) for $300 or above, they deserve to be poor

>>28239055
you're a good person. isn't that worth more than money? having a good soul and sharing a good soul with others.
in shallowworld news, people tend to fixate on one boat they miss but millions more pass them every day, so it's never the end.

>>28239055
N

>>28239055
You Got What You Deserved

Who the fuck cares about shrimp dick beta male cucks on reddit? I hope they all commit suicide
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
THIS IS 4CHAN
KYS OP

Some people made it out alright

>>28239055
>Reddit spacing
GTFO

>>28239055
If they were on reddit, there's a fairly good chance I wouldn't have liked them IRL.

That being said, there's so many subreddits they can circle jerk each other to, in order to cope with being faggots who use sites that promote censorship and Disinfo.

>>28239055
bait
>>28239646
based

>>28239055
>Want to laugh but there's a chance this fren is teetering on suicide

>>28239055
there are literally children in Africa dying in mines being whipped by Chinks to get the metals to build your efone so you can post this.

>>28239640
Basically this.

>he bought at 300+
lmoa

i agree with you op. these people should invest their time in reading dostoveski's gambler and have some financial literacy before aping into shitshow decisions and ruining their financials at the cusp of the everything bubble.


the governments everywhere are just strolling by trying their hardest not to start a panic, hence the mass distractions and failures.

some of these stories are funny, but we really need to pray for them ser, don't lash out at the evil in this world. God Bless.

>>28239055
This was your own doing friendo. You FOMOd in at the top and your greed was your downfall. 'Aspiring investors' would have seen red flags from a mile away

>>28239809
And the people assembling the phones are killing themselves on the production lines
Westerners are so out of touch with the world. I hope they all get depressed and flirt with suicide.

>OH NO I TRIED A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME AND IT BACKFIRED ON ME PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME
Fuck that, that’s what you get for being greedy and impatient

>>28239971
I hope the world becomes a better place and we all live in piece, harmoney, and pure :)

>>28239055
I bought tendies with your money and you can’t have any

>>28239971
My phone was designed and manufactured in South Korea.

>>28239055
Oof

Thank god gme moon emoji posts are gone now god that was awful

>>28239055
lol I told you to sell.
Maybe next time don't just dismiss people giving you advice as kikes shills.

>>28239055
now you're over doing it, like this is good satire. you remind me of an early stephen colbert. its good, we don't see enough humor like this. i'm gonna prove my point by going so far in the direction i really want to just go moderately in.

>A STOCK WENT UP 1700% IN A FEW DAYS
>I should buy it now because its totally gonna keep going up forever!
Imagine being this stupid

>>28239971
>Westerners are so out of touch with the world.
they are but not like you think

>>28239971
>>28239809
I ordered the tendies (see >>28240101) on an iPhone I also bought with GMEcucks money and I’m going to use it to laugh at poor people in Africa in between bites.

>>28239055
Off you go faggot, try gaia. Dumb people need to be laughed at and given as an example.

>>28239055
Why wouldn't I enjoy pigs getting slaughtered?

>>28239055
I lost my money as well, will starve 2 more weeks till I get paid but it was worth it

>>28239055
Haha die stinky nocoiner
that's what you get

>>28240318
I'm going to use my gains to build wells and educate Africans on feminism and birth control.

>>28239055
This shit was natural selection at work. Tiny violins.

>>28240297
True! Most of us are living in a fake reality sold to us through state education and the entertainment industry. We have no connection with the natural order, our land, or reality and the rest of humanity.

>>28239055
what do you mean "not"? that's what makes it funny lol. They should have bought chainlink three years ago like all of us.

>>28240318
What dippy sauce do you use anon? You may be mean but at least you aren't from reddit.

>>28240477
That’s great anon, they will drown people in the wells and rape the feminists students back into submission because they aren’t stupid fuckwits who watch marvel movies like us :D

>>28240506
cringe, that's not what I mean

>>28239055
>Put your life savings on a low IQ degenerate gamblers play
>Don't deserve losing it all
Holy shit, this is satire right?

>>28239055
some people have to be the losers for me to win. Couldn't wish it on a better crowd than the reddit crossposters.

>>28240618
Bad place fren. I use beans with chorizo. It’s not a sauce per say but I am British.

>>28239055
>t. glowly

>>28240697
Please consume product

>>28239614
I

>>28239055
Oh no! Degenerate gamblers lost their money at the roulette table because they listened to the local drunk who was shouting about how the next spin would /surely/ land on 00.
If market privateering was easy, everybody would be able to do it.

>>28239055
Don't care still voting Trump

>>28239055
KEK. Its literally survival of the fittest. Imagine buying GME for 400 bucks. Fucking morons. I hope we have more redditards kill themselves.

>>28239055
Fuck em. Someone has to lose.
Someone goes and sinks their life savings into scratch off tickets hoping to win the $5000/week for life prize, should we feel bad for them too?

>>28239055
I'm sorry you lost money anon, you guys got fucked over by Robinhood, and hopefully you didn't invest money you couldn't afford to lose, but now it's time to move on. Relax maybe have some cookies.

>>28239055
Honest question:

If short interest in GME has skyrocketed in the last week, can’t they just squeeze it again? Or is there not as much money involved this time?

>>28239055
>LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEIR MISERY
ok
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
perfect
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE STRUGGLING SINGLE MOTHERS WOULD NOW HAVE TO WORK TWO JOBS TO RECOUP THEIR LOSS
delicious
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SOME FOLKS INVESTED THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS ON GAMESTOP
yes fantastic I'm cooming as I read this
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THIS CRASH WOULD LEAD TO SUICIDES
hmm yes mass suicides gotta love 'em
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ASPIRING INVESTORS ARE ALREADY STRUGGLING WITH THEIR MENTAL HEALTH
that's amazing anon, five me the details
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THE COMMON PEOPLE HAVE THE ESTABLISHMENT WORKING AGAINST THEM
yeah, let the common people be raped more, that's lovely
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE LITERALLY REACHED 1000 DOLLARS IF IT WERENT FOR STOCK SABOTAGE
oh anon stop it I'm cooming again
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE LURED IN BY FALSE PROMISES
ah yess, nice anon thanks, think about all that suffering
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ALL WE WANTED WAS A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR CHILDREN
children will suffer the most? one can only wish

thanks for the read OP

>>28239055
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If it sounds too good to be true.. It is.

>>28239055
haha greedy retards

>>28239055
They deserve it. Fuck off.

>>28241337
It seems like a lot of people were never taught this by their parents. I blame single monthers, 1337bro.

>>28239055
guys i went all in and my girlfriend is pregnant with my half black baby. if the stock doesn't go back up she will have to get an abortion because i wont be able to take care of the niglet. plz halp!

STILL NOT SELLING

>>28239055
Hey, do you know how parents would slap their little kids when they did dumb shit like licking the power outlet or trying to climb over the balcony of a tenth story apartment? It hurts, and it makes the poor little kid cry. They slap it, even though it's just a little child and doesn't know any better. Isn't that mean?
No. It teaches that dumb little brat not to do stupid shit that could get itself killed. And other kids who might see that might learn the same lesson.
This is like that. We MUST mock them. This is evolution. They must learn not to do stupid shit. They don't want to get mocked? Then they just need to stop doing dumb shit. It's literally that easy.

>>28239055
has there ever been a more perfect time for this meme?

>>28239055
>single mothers invested all their life savings into GME and now have to work 16h a day to survive
PLAY STUPID GAMES BICH
LMAOO

Pic and movie very related

>>28241208
>If short interest in GME has skyrocketed in the last week, can’t they just squeeze it again? Or is there not as much money involved this time?
They probably shorted it when it was at $300, and I doubt reddit would be able to pump it past $300 again.
It's over.

>>28239055
Yeah I agree; we should honestly be diverting our "resources" to stopping people from joining that masochistic death-cult.

>>28240766
oi! no bubble n squeak den?

They wrote checks their asses couldn't cash.
t. lost $500 mom's gonna freak

>>28239055
>Buying high and selling low on purpose.
>Ask for pity when you lose money.
How about no and learn to cope with it?

>>28241539

every single time I told you fools not to buy you called me a jew

starting to think you just blame jews no matter what

>>28239055

>>28239055
I bought the dip again.

>>28239055
>People lost money
Stupid people lost money. Did you REALLY think this shit would hold over 2 weeks? Literally any basic class in trading would teach you otherwise. You’re losing money because you believed in a meme. Redditfags noticing a short squeeze opportunity was smart, holding onto it was stupid as hell.

>>28241764
500 dollars is a month of minimum wage work where I’m at. Your mom might freak out but if you start now you might be able to mitigate the loss.

>>28241818
The Jewish part of GME was when they started to loose they just turned the buy button off.

Retards losing their savings gambling IS funny.
Should only use play money for these kind of things lmao

>>28239055
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
It's funny WSB spent weeks talking about how the hedgies basically fucked themselves by becoming too greedy and over shorting a stock.
And then what do some of the WSB people do? They became too greedy and dumped their life savings into a gamble and fucked themselves.

>>28241818
You haven't been here long have you

How much money does one actually save if written as a loss when doing taxes?

>>28239055
After being called a kike for saying it would dump and a hedgie for telling people to sell the top, you really think I wouldn't enjoy seeing the delusionals rekt like this? Kek

>>28242144
>It's funny WSB spent weeks talking about how the hedgies basically fucked themselves by becoming too greedy and over shorting a stock.
>And then what do some of the WSB people do? They became too greedy and dumped their life savings into a gamble and fucked themselves.
Just to add to this. Not only did these Wall Street Bets morons lose their life savings, but they also found out that they're no better then the hedgies that they hate.

>>28239055
Reddit is bad for your wealth.

>>28239055
single mothers usually get gibs and child support from chad so i find it hard to pitty them. in the end they got what they wanted out of life, an apartment subsidized by the tax payers and full control of their offspring while chad has to pay for them as well. so if they fell for this scam and lost money, it's only the tax payers money they lost.

>>28242144
>>28242418
Potery

>>28239225
>1.68 stablecoin

He wouldn't have lost anything but he wouldn't have gained either

>>28241752
Only on a Monday from Sunday’s leftovers

>>28239898
favorite dostoevsky work?

When I told you not to buy you called me a jew

>gambling money you can't afford to lose
reminds me of the bitcoin p&d in 2017 where retards were taking out loans to buy at 15k+ thinking it would only ever keep going. i don't feel bad. they lost money on this just like they lose money every time they buy a fucking lotto ticket

>>28239055
>>28239225
>>28239559
>>28239634
>>28239884
>>28239898
>>28240270
>>28241221
POST THE NEWEST SI NUMBERS RELEASED TODAY OR CRAWL BACK UNDER MELVIN'S DESK AND KEEP SUCKING, FAGGOT SHILLS

>>28239055
People made money just not you
Nigger

>>28242847
42%, it’s unironically over

I shorted gme

Sorry, but I remember how fucking annoying GMEposters were (are) and how high on their own farts they were (are). No sympathy here

>>28239055
There's a lot of positive spin in your post, but GME fomoers were driven by greed and foolishness, some were driven by envy and hate of "hedgies". They didn't take the time to do their own homework, they just went along with group think. Many of these people would have voted for and thus could be said to have actively supported the conditions which compromised their mental health to begin with: covid-19 lockdown hysteria.

can someone explain what short interest means?

>>28239055
No sympathy for all the people calling me a kike and trying to gas light me when I warned them.

>>28239055
they played themselves

>>28239055
i feel bad robinhood scammed and mm shut down buy orders and dtcc is im bed with robinhood

sec is asleep at wheel

Fellas, what can you say about the BAEX exchange(#baex)? There are a lot of tweets about this defi binary exchange, and I want to know your opinion. Because blockchain binary can be profitable for users. I checked their referral and bonus programs, 4% of all earnings sounds nice

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

>>28243040
ultra cock confidence

>>28243040
>I shorted gme
Based.

>>28239055
>be OP
>be retarded
>buy gme at 400 with money that was supposed to be for my kids
>lose all of them
>post this shit on biz

>>28239055
LMAOOOO learn to trade you fags. 90% of people will lose money in the market, that will never change

GME starting to slip into the red on after-market. It begins.

>>28241026
G

Should we tell Wall Streets Bets that we all shorted GME?

>>28239055
somebody got ass raped huh

>>28243609
classic

>>28239898
Picked up. I've been looking for my next Dosto read. Crime & Punishment was great, I read it in 2 days.

>>28239055
haha i put 1k in for you retard

>>28244116
>somebody got ass raped huh
Getting Gamestopped is going to become slang for sodomy

>>28239055
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
HUUUUUU IM TOO RETARDED TO BE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE WITH EVERYTHING I OWN WAAAAAAAA ITS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT
DADDY STATE!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE! THE FREE MARKET MADE NUMBER GO DOWN!!!!!!!!! R*DDIT MAN SAID GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28239559
BUT IT'S GOING TO 1000!
FREE MONEY! BUY BUY BUY!

>>28239055
These threads give me energy
Fuck the retards
Fuck GME
Fuck plebbit
And if you lost money on this like a FOMO faggot, fuck you too

>>28239055
Losing huge sums of money in the mother of all bull markets makes you king retard. It's definitely worthy of mockery.

>>28239809
Lmao

>>28239971
damn, if only they bought the dip

>>28240766
Beanchads rise up

>>28239055
The stock market is not a team sport. I hope you're enjoying my bags. I made out with 10k.

>>28242847
Reminder that these faggots from /pol/ or pretending to be from there don't own the stock or know what's happening, they just got excited thinking it would hurt jews.
So are they really that much different than plebbitors?
t. actual racist /pol/ack

Do you know where you are? This is 4chan.

>>28239055
>LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEIR MISERY
Yes.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
They did put their life savings in which is why it's funny.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE STRUGGLING SINGLE MOTHERS WOULD NOW HAVE TO WORK TWO JOBS TO RECOUP THEIR LOSS
They do thats why it's funny
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SOME FOLKS INVESTED THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS ON GAMESTOP
Yes and that was super dumb that's why it's funny
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THIS CRASH WOULD LEAD TO SUICIDES
Genepool increases by 20IQ points
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ASPIRING INVESTORS ARE ALREADY STRUGGLING WITH THEIR MENTAL HEALTH
What?
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THE COMMON PEOPLE HAVE THE ESTABLISHMENT WORKING AGAINST THEM
This is true but its funny you think $GME was antiestablishment lol.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE LITERALLY REACHED 1000 DOLLARS IF IT WERENT FOR STOCK SABOTAGE
Maybe. Still would've crashed though as reddit dumped their bags on single mothers
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE LURED IN BY FALSE PROMISES
Dumb people listened to dumb advice they heard on twitter*
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ALL WE WANTED WAS A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR CHILDREN
Maybe you should've gotten a job lool

>>28244653
TEAM HODL!

EASY GAINS

JUST HODL BOYS

>>28243449
The interest you pay to the entity you borrowed the share from, because you haven't got it when you said you'd give it back. Until you buy that share back, you're on the hook.

>>28244883
kek

>>28239055
If it makes retards like you cry please dump these stocks into the dirt.
Jews make money every day but faggot OP tears are priceless.

>>28239055
The golden rule of investing and gambling is not to put down more money than you can afford to lose. I lost 5k because of this bullshit but I’m not financially ruined.

>>28239055
>LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEIR MISERY
Ok, let's.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE STRUGGLING SINGLE MOTHERS WOULD NOW HAVE TO WORK TWO JOBS TO RECOUP THEIR LOSS
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose. (single mom - ngmi)
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SOME FOLKS INVESTED THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS ON GAMESTOP
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THIS CRASH WOULD LEAD TO SUICIDES
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose. (Darwin is laughing at these folks along with us)
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ASPIRING INVESTORS ARE ALREADY STRUGGLING WITH THEIR MENTAL HEALTH
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose. (an aspiring investor will learn from this mistake - this is the only redeemable individual mentioned on this list)
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THE COMMON PEOPLE HAVE THE ESTABLISHMENT WORKING AGAINST THEM
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE LITERALLY REACHED 1000 DOLLARS IF IT WERENT FOR STOCK SABOTAGE
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE LURED IN BY FALSE PROMISES
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose. (good innocent people do not trust the internet, good innocent people are not greedy, good innocent people would not enter into a trade knowing other good innocent people would be wrecked by their actions, in other words, good innocent people do their own research, therefore, these people are neither good nor innocent. Ignorance is not a defense in the eyes of the law.
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ALL WE WANTED WAS A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR CHILDREN
Never invest more than you are willing and/or can afford to lose. (smart people become financially stable before having children)

>>28239055
You were never gonna take down the man with this fren. It was never even in the realm of possibility. You misread a bubble to be something more than it was. Learn from it.

>>28243967
G

>>28245653
E

>>28245653
E

>>28245750
>E
You had one job...

>>28239055
Unironically if you get the short end of a YOLO it's your own goddamn fault. Not going to feel sorry for you if your strategy is to gamble your life savings.

>>28239055
I made $4k in 24 hours by clicking a couple buttons. Bought a new computer and a bunch of nice single malts. Cheers anons.

>>28239971
Seethe moar. 3rd worlders on literal suicide watch

>>28239055

>GME what's that some sort of game company stock?
>Oh My God have ya'll heard about redditors pumping GME to over 300 dollars per share?
>Damn I can't buy more GME today after dumping my life savings into it at $250, such a good deal it's 20% off
>Damn if only robinhood would stop stealing from the poor and giving to the rich and let me buy in at $200 like I want to
>Hey guys i-it's not fair GME is going to the moon look it's $150 today!
>Ohman I can finally buy back in because they let me and I got 50 shares at $100 each, such a good deal guys
>You are here:
>LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEIR MISERY
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS OVER THIS
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE STRUGGLING SINGLE MOTHERS WOULD NOW HAVE TO WORK TWO JOBS TO RECOUP THEIR LOSS
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SOME FOLKS INVESTED THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS ON GAMESTOP
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THIS CRASH WOULD LEAD TO SUICIDES
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ASPIRING INVESTORS ARE ALREADY STRUGGLING WITH THEIR MENTAL HEALTH
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THE COMMON PEOPLE HAVE THE ESTABLISHMENT WORKING AGAINST THEM
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE LITERALLY REACHED 1000 DOLLARS IF IT WERENT FOR STOCK SABOTAGE
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE LURED IN BY FALSE PROMISES
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ALL WE WANTED WAS A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR CHILDREN

>oh man how am I ever going to explain trading my future away by selling these GME shares at $25 each as the company is liquidated

Stop getting played by your betters, bro.

>>28239055
Why should we feel bad that stupid people make stupid decisions? They should’ve realized the risk before dumping their wife’s son’s college fund into a Reddit meme

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>>28239055
They got greedy. I bought 33 charges of amc for $4.80 and immediately sold the next day for 19 dollars. These people made 10x and wouldn’t sell.

>>28239055
It's funny that people got rekt but I agree, restricting the ability to buy was pure kike bullshit. We could very well have seen an even bigger rekting of short sellers, which would have been glorious

>>28243022
Source, faggot.
That's what I thought. See you on the breadline hedgie.

>>28239055
Stupid plays get stupid pays. Should have gotten in crypto nigger

>>28246888
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>>28246533
Nice work fren.
I made 1k on the way up, 200 on the way down, 4k on the sympathy AMC play up, then 500 on the VIX spike due to volatility and another 500 from SPY puts on the market dump from hedgies trimming their long positions to rebalance. Was a comfy week. Told people it was gonna crash 90% too, if you lost money you were greedy, retarded, or an amateur trader.

>>28239055
more people are laughing at you than sympathizing so what does that tell you

>>28239055
The run above $400 was literally the squeeze, shorts were forced to cover
And then they got a better short entry
Stay mad faggot

>>28239646
But I thought reddit single handedly brought down the entire crony capitalist financial system, by putting the allowance their gfs bfs give them into stocks

>>28239613
I'm a bad person so send me all of your money. That'll make you a good person, which is worth more than your cash!

>>28239055
ye

musk and other billionaires literally laughing at these niggers while they were secretly loading up on bitcoin. and you cant even discuss bitcoin in wallstreetbets, they're all fucked

>>28247372
This, the shorts can always just double there bet and recover all losses on the drop, there bank rolls are too high and their connections too great. They werent going to let the market crash for some fucking NEETs and have their clients go out of business

>>28239055
anything that makes reddit cucks eat shit is a lmao from me

>>28247643
Made $1k shorting GME and selling naked calls on it. So far. It’s not much but it’s green.

>>28241127
>I hope we have more redditards kill themselves.
same lmao

Learn basic risk management, also don't buy in after after it's already x100 and the boomer media is talking about it.

>>28239055
lol calm down dude

>>28239055
HAHA STILL HOLDING FAGGOT

>>28239055
DR WN
THIS IS NOT A GAME STUPID ASS
THIS IS FUCKING MONEY WE'RE TALKING IF YOU CANT LOSE
>FUCK YOU
I LOST MANY TIMES, WON EVEN MORE
I SWALLOWED IT. IF THEY CANT
>FUCK YOU

>>28243609
I read about occult stuff but don't look so desperate changing the timeline like this.

>>28247382
>the allowance their gfs bfs give them
this sounds an awful lot like pimping

>>28239055
Sorry for your loss. Next time don't buy a LITERAL pump and dump reddit meme after normies already have gotten in on it.
If you insist on "investing" in a pump and dump then sell high next time. Don't buy and hold. Good luck.

>>28239055
I hate hedgies AND redditors so watching this whole thing has been juicy.
They both got fucked hard.

But muh short report

>>28242788
THE IDIOT

>>28244641
love it i'm hungry now

>>28239055
I didn't lose money. Bought at 90 sold at 350. Bought a brand new Telluride SX with the profits (not as a toy, needed a family car and this way didn't have to finance). Wish I had gone all in but I damn sure wasn't going to get left with the bag.

>>28239055
I dunno, I just waited till it hit 50 and bought in because I only had 2k to invest then it jumped to 90 and I sold. Turned out okay for me, I finally got all my debt paid off.

>>28239055
>HA HA PEOPLE LOST MONEY

>LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEIR MISERY

Yes, I will

>>28239055
This thread is true but I just want to say: I was waiting for my wife to come back from Subway because we want poor people subs. I listened to AM Radio and the conservative host guy said how he loved the Gamestop thing, how he was using it to teach his kids about how to invest, about how he thinks its great if you teach your kids to invest, give them 100 bucks of GME it would be so fun and teach them life lessons.
Next day I sold, disgusted me so much. Would be like using the SuperBowl to teach your kids about Sportsbooks, pisses me off.

Want to teach your child about investing, get them 1 Apple, 1 Exxon and tell them never to touch it for a year and come back and have fun talking about it or monthly. Tell them about Oil markets, why Apple went down/up and shit like that.

>>28243040
Easiest bet of my life

>>28249424
Being debt free is for poors. The difference between the middle class and the wealthy is usually that the wealthy know when to lever up.

>>28246886
and an even bigger "rekting" of retarded retail investors buying in way too high and holding all the way down
the end result would have been the same

>>28239055
People who know nothing about investment deserve everything they get. The golden rule is don't invest what you can't afford to lose.