/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28235956
I can be your fren anon

>>28235956
how did you make it friend?

>>28235956
no matter how much paper with presidents on it you will never be a woman

I can coach you I went from video game addict to picking up mad ladies and having charisma. Email me if you are interested in some deep dive training, it starts within and Ive put time into learning. From historical to contemporary sources. Lmk..

nocreeping10@gmail.com

>>28235956
how do you not have at least $10 million by that age?

>>28235956
I'm 37 with almost nothing to show for it. We can be frens, anon. You just have to pick up the tab at the end of the night.

>>28236104
Bitcoin. Cashed out most of it last year but still have about 10 bitcoins in exchanges

>>28235956
It's too late anon. Your only new friends will just be interested in your wealth. Start a family but insist on prenup.

>>28235956
adw

>>28235956
I can take your money anon

>>28235956
Go out and get some social hobbies anon (after the wu flu ofc). I was a literal tard without friends and went to local open pen and paper events and now I dm and play and have frens, if it clicks it clicks. You have so much money, I'm sure there's something you always wanted to do right?

>>28235956

We can play video games sometime if you want OP.

>>28235956
Seek god

>>28235956
You always have a friend in Jesus Christ anon

>>28236263
I don’t mind starting a family. But it’s hard to find someone who isn’t only in it for your money. Sometimes I wish I just struggled as a wagecuck to have a normal life

>>28236555

this

>>28235956
can i have some

>>28236648
Why not live the “wagecuck” life for a bit then? Get a shitty job, meet new people, go out whenever. What’s the worse that can happen? You get sick of it or get fired? Who gives a fuck you don’t need the job anyways. Try new things anon it’s good for you

>>28236013
Mine too?

>>28235956
why are you whining about the fact that you've mismanaged your time and attention and have an absolute abundance of one area in your life while having a complete deficit in another? that's on you, bud. Go get busy making some friends. Believe me, it doesn't get easier when you get older and all your friends are well settled down.

get a gf

>>28236234
>make your own company
>hire frens
>fren time

>>28236648
just don't let them know about the money at first

make an effort to get in decent shape, be well groomed, dress respectably (not high fashion but magnificentbastard.com is a decent guide)
develop a friend group
find something you are passionate about (music? youtube? news blog?) and throw a lot of effort at that

then just talk to A LOT of women (heartiste.org helps)

>>28235956
>age: 25
net worth: $0
friends: -10

>>28235956
I'll be your friend for 1,000 a month?

>>28235956
youre 31 you dont need "friends". You need a wife & kids.

>>28236997
It’s just not the same feel and experience. How do I convince myself to take orders from a manager who is poorer than me?

>>28236234
got it somewhere where it creates passive income? good, now go get a fulfilling job. go back to college if you have to. there's plenty of people to make friends with there. you can fuckin just audit a course you don't even need to try, you don't need to live or eat there, you just show up, say hi to people in the classes, learn however much you feel like, and then fuck off if it doesn't do it for you.

>>28235956
How the fuck do you reach 31 and have zero friends and no wife?

p0st is my fren!

>>28235956
I'll seriously do anything you could ever want for 60k and expenses to get to you. I'll seriously be your friend forever. Sorry you sound so lonely. Both of my parents are dead, 60k in debt from taking care of my mom with cancer after my dad was murdered in 2012. Mom died two weeks ago and now just trying to turn my life around after swirling in depression and the entire last eight years. If anything, just be happy your life isn't mine kek cause I'm fucked. But I'm trying to learn crypto and shit now. IDK. I know you won't gib money and you shouldn't, so I hope you find genuine friends. Never tell them you have that money.

>>28237267
find a job where you take orders from the customer directly. you will never learn how it can ever be fulfilling in any other way, even if you decide it is not.
btw you're fucked if you decide serving the customers does not make you happy. putting extra people between you and them won't help much.

I'm 39, married w 2 kids.ive never worked full time and I am on unemployment now and have been since April. If I was as ich as you I would do nothing different. Some people are just content

>>28237291
it's not that hard believe me :(

>>28237373
if not LARP, I hope things get better for you, anon. WAGMI

>>28235956
You have an almost infinite number of friends here on /biz/

But yeah it's a bit of a pain to change yourself to make it and end up being too different to keep your relations with your previous friends.
There is some hope that there will be opportunities to get new friends from /biz/ after this bull run makes more millionaires in the same situation.

>>28237267
You have to play the role. It’s difficult I can confirm. However, having the social aspect of the job and an easier way to make friends (even friends from their friends) is worth it.

>t. 27 year old burger with a net worth of 2.2 million. Working a comfy engineering job for the social and medical benefits

>>28237520
Wish it was a LARP, thanks.

>>28237638
hope you make it my man

9/10 people are self obsessed social media addicted fucktards anyway. You ain’t missing anything good, grass isn’t always greener n’all that. Use your money to make other people miserable, that’s what it’s all about anon.

>>28235956
I plan on going to a lot of international business conventions when I make it. Hopefully to network with others. I say that as someone who already regularly sees a few of his friends still anyway. I want rich friends and a hot business mommy to fuck.

I have never had a 'friend' in my life. We live in a society. People only exist to be consumed. Grow the fuck up or give me all of your money you pathetic goy.

>>28235956
Idk where you’re at, but I found my town’s local “cheers” where I drink beer at and became friends with the regulars there. I usually go 2-5 times a week when it’s not pandemic, and we party on the patio during the pandemic. I always tipped well and chat with the staff when they got time so some of them come hang with us afterwards. Also helps the owner and GM will drink at the bar after their shift and I’m cool with them too. Worked for me.

>>28237809
Bad advice, don't listen OP. Just try to find some passion or hobby and do things you truly enjoy but try not just CONSOOM.

>>28237809
>Use your money to make other people miserable
Based. OP should become a landlord

>>28237920
What kind of subhuman are you if being around people for more than 5 minutes doesn't fill you with homicidal rage?

>>28237287
>>28237639
>>28237809
I’m thinking of going back to college again. Which degree has the most percentage of females? I know for sure computer science sure didn’t during my time when I graduated years ago...

Now you can begin to read Kierkegaard's body of work without interruption, and still come out wanting.

>>28237639
I am in a similar spot but engineering is just not a very social job. I am thinking of changing it, but I can't do anything else

>>28238015
design majors have plenty of girls with daddy issues.

>>28237209
based

>>28238015
>going back to college
>mid rona
have fun in zoom lmao

>>28236555
meds

>>28237373
Sorry to hear about your troubles fren. My best friend lost his dad to cancer last year, and now his mom has terminal cancer and won't last much longer...On top of this the only family he has left is a severely autistic brother (and I mean severe) that he will have to take care of for the rest of his life basically. Wishing many good fortunes upon you.

>>28237209
Same. I even managed to get through college without having any exp. All I have is a gf of 5 years and 30k lol. OP you're doing well, at least you have money.

>>28238131
I meant next year

>>28238161
Seconding this. Dental and general are 70 % women

>>28238253
do you think things will change by then?

I'm pretty much in your position
the only thing keeping me together is other crypto frens on discord

>>28236648
Then get a wagecuck job. Its social. People make friends wherever they interact and very often that is work.

>>28238015
https://inside.collegefactual.com/stories/the-most-popular-majors-for-women-men
if you're doing it for women then spend the next year getting in shape, makes getting pussy much easier

>>28238015
Remember you don’t just want one with women. You want one that has tolerable women as well, or at least ones that can think for themselves.
>>28238079
Depends on the engineering. I’m an automation engineer, basically social all the time due to having to talk with designers, process engineers, and operators(the best group). You have to know a company that doesn’t just stick you in a corner and tells you to “code”

>>28235956
This is not hard. Buy a FD rx7, hang out at Auto shows, drag meets, street meets, bitches will come, beta cucks will hang. Shit has not changed with this for 30 years

>>28237267
You won't be making any friends with that attitude. Just go enroll in a country club.

>>28238011
Sounds like you're the trog.

>>28236555
This, get saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxegwiYLEQ

>>28237257
This.

>>28237982
Or just donate to Democrats.

"Friendship" is a teenager thing. You need to have associates, people that DOES SHIT with you, for money or hobby.

Friends just for friendship sake is bullshit. WORK is the word here. Don't need to become a wagie without necessity but you need to find fellas that act in the world the same way you think it's right and interesting.

>>28235956
Hi. Maybe if u still here you can talk with me in telegram, I don't need money. But I have one dream and I need your help, can you help me?
Tevtoncancel@gmail.com

>>28235956
Play video games with voice chat. Find people you enjoy playing those games with. Play more with those people. You now have a simulation of friendship without the actual obligations that come with it.

I can be your friend

>>28240180
lmao this made me laugh way more than it should have also OP I'm 34 and have like, $300 to my name so the grass isn't always greener. Be glad you ain't poor dude since you can't get shit done in life without money anyway, at least not anything that's worth doing.

That said, and I'd do the same thing if I had the money to do it you should just go to college and learn something that you find to be interesting. If you don't do shit with your money to make more money but have to use it to live off of, $2.5m isn't gonna last you forever and besides it's not a bad thing to go make some friends or chase women (or both). You can do normie shit but do it with the express purpose of making friends or just whatever, it doesn't have to be because you need the money today but you will need to earn more eventually.

You could just keep investing I guess and turn your $2.5m into $250m but, at what point is it enough?

>The answer to that is about $420,690,000

You'll be alright, with that kind of a financial firewall you have ample time to figure out which path you want to take in life next.

>>28236189
Imagine paying for coaching to pick up women kek. If you really want to change as a person just do a shit ton of psycedelics and try not to go crazy. It worked for me.

>>28241237
To elaborate, you could just do normie stuff and not tell your newfound acquaintances that you're relatively wealthy but you'd have the advantage of not having all of the financial hardships that normal retards have such as debt and a mortgage or rent - for the poor people -, student loans and everything else since you could just buy a fucking house and presumably have no outstanding debt of consequence.

Buy a house in a place that you unironically want to live for the next 15-20+ years. Get a just for fun job that you can treat however because it's not like you need the money and if you get fired it's inconsequential, or get a job and take it seriously - be some corporate normie douche.

It's not a bad life, and you'd already have a lot of money so you'll mostly be LARPing anyway. It's like, the next level of LARP because you'd be doing it IRL.

Do it faggot

I would totally appreciate if you sent me some money, like any amount would be great

>>28242022
Actually sid advice. Try getting a job in a field you like. You can afford to be patient in order to get it whereas waiting for a year to get a dream job is impossible for a wage slave.