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FUCK THESE NEW LAWS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BUY BITCOIN ONLINE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET BITCOIN FOR HOURS AND NOTHING IS WORKING HOLY SHIT

>> No.28114831

>>28114763
bisq online p2p

Localbitcoins offline p2p

>> No.28114851

>>28114763
>buy eth on metamask
>use changenow.io to dex it into a btc wallet
wow dude that was hard

>> No.28115056

>>28114831
localbitcoins is full of fed lmao u'll get a pig money laundering charges on u

>> No.28115375
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>>28114851
holy fuck dude
you just opened up my fucking entire world. i had no idea i could just simply buy on metamask!
WHAT THE FUCK!

>> No.28115435

NONE IF IT IS WORKING I HAVE TO GAY ASS ID VERIFICATION BECAUSE OF THESE BULLSHIT LAWS. I AM ABOUT TO GO TO AN ATM TO BUY BITCOIN LIKE A BOOMER, FUCK

>>28114851
Why the fuck is everything an app these days. Do people not use computers anymore?

>> No.28115704

>>28115375
You're welcome.

>> No.28115887

>>28115435
>I AM ABOUT TO GO TO AN ATM TO BUY BITCOIN LIKE A BOOMER
Those require a pic of your id too usually.

>> No.28115931

>>28115435
apps allow them to show (((((ads))))) to 99.9% of users uninhibited, as well do who knows what the fuck behind the scenes.
Literally every app these days is just a webpage, except you don't have the benefit of viewing it in something like Brave with uBlock running

>> No.28116099

>>28115435
>>28115931
Metamask is built into brave, and changenow.io is a dex where you literally just send a coin and provide a public wallet id for the coin you're receiving. Not sure if you're retarded or what.

>> No.28116184

I finally managed to make a purchase using coinmama but my bank called me to authorize it. Now it is stuck in the "in process" phase.

Fucking goddamnit I miss the old days where you could just use your credit card to buy crypto on some random website.

>> No.28116478

>>28116184
what country are you in? Canadian banks block all crypto purchases with credit and debit now

>> No.28116481

>>28115435

I saw a boomer throw 10k in cash in one of these when bitcoin was like $3000

I imagine he is pretty happy right now

>> No.28116498

>>28116184
Buy on Robinhood?

>> No.28116901

>>28116498
You can't transfer BTC out of Robinhood because you don't actually own it.

>>28116478
I'm in the US.

>> No.28117344

>>28116478
tangerine works on coinberry.
but that's it as far as i can tell. shakepay seems like a nice onramp though.

>> No.28117551

>>28114763
Coinbase retard

>> No.28117762

>>28117551
Coinbase blocked all buys on my account