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>> No.28033489

>>28033361
This guy will singlehandedly cause crypto to be regulated

>> No.28033503

i hate him so much bros

>> No.28033569

>>28033361
I hate this faggot

>> No.28033615

What is wrong with him honestly. Assuming he's not an attention whore what motive does he have. Is he trying to increase crypto adoption or is he trying to become a populist and take office in 20 years

>> No.28033636

>>28033489
he might be doing it on purpose to fuck with the regulators who gave him the smackdown for being a faggot on twitter
crypto is unregulated so he's probably just taunting them. he is dooming us all with his ego, not like he cares

>> No.28033652

Nuke is exactly right, it will go up parabolically, top out, then begin its descent towards inevitable destruction of the financial status of all the plebeians in it

>> No.28033700

yikes. looking like a obvious pumpn dump

>sec launches investigation
>orders half of doge trading in us
>crashing ensues

have fun

>> No.28033705

I'm done. I'm dumping 12ETH on this shit.
It'll make me more money that this dumpster fires ever done.

>> No.28033721
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28033721

Meanwhile on mars

>> No.28033741

>>28033361
What a god. The simple levels of seethe here show you he is incredibly based. Literal savior of human kind. If an article came out tomorrow that he was getting dressed up in a Doge suit and beating up niggers in the night I’d believe it.

>> No.28033756

>>28033361
A few anons said that Elon was only mentioning doge because he wanted the government to regulate crypto.

But I think introducing millions of people to crypto just before they get a free $1400 would be a very good thing wouldnt it?

>> No.28033829

>>28033615
>buy coin
>shill it to your 50 million followers
>number go up
>sell

>> No.28033841

>>28033615
>20 years
Try 2024
and hes going to win

>> No.28033845

Honestly if the SEC goes after him at this point I'm fine with that.

>> No.28033898
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28033898

>>28033705
>>28033700
>>28033652
>>28033569
>>28033503

sneed

>> No.28033937

this whole dogecoin shit by elon is fucking retarded. yeah i got some profits out of it, but come on. dogecoin. fuck.

>> No.28033956

>>28033845
For what?
Making /biz/ seethe?

>> No.28033968

>>28033615
a plant, obviously
Elon glows

>> No.28033985

>>28033615
I wonder if he has mild schizophrenia. His actions make me think of Kanye West. He probably unironically thinks he's in a simulation and that he's the main character or something, based off past interviews when he talked about simulations.

>> No.28034018

>>28033937
Elon's just proving investing has nothing to do with real products or companies.
I've got no doge but I'll enjoy your tears for free

>> No.28034041

>>28033956
pump and dump.

>> No.28034043

>>28033615
>Assuming he's not an attention whore
Already making incorrect assumptions.

>> No.28034072

>>28033985
he may as well be, honestly

>> No.28034079

>>28034041
cope and seethe

>> No.28034127

>>28033489
Normally the would just arrest him

>> No.28034183

>>28033489
little boy tears you have

>> No.28034200

>>28033489
Fucking this.

>> No.28034218

guys whats the best way to sell doge from a wallet?

>> No.28034231
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28034231

>>28033489
>>28033615
Elon owns several million in doge coins, if he pumps it with tweets he’s essentially quadrupling his money for free

>> No.28034244

>>28033361
i'm watching the buys. and see multi-million dollar orders every few seconds

>> No.28034254

>>28034079
this post sounds a lot like a cope.

>> No.28034269

I hope SEC will finally rape him one day

>> No.28034277

Musk is the new McAfee.

>> No.28034287

>>28033985
>NPC is mad because he isn't a PC in the simulacrum
not gonna chim it

>> No.28034300

>>28033361
He needs to have a "boating accident"

>> No.28034307

>>28034018
my tears of joy doubled my money because some idiots buying doge for 0.08? ok, if that turns you on.

>> No.28034320

>>28034254
Why are you talking into a mirror?

>> No.28034341

>>28033489
So he's deepstate. Probably right considering the strange coddling his companies get by the us govt

>> No.28034349

>>28033636
I think this is the most likely. Elon has the most self inflated ego out of any billionaires other than certain entertainers.

>> No.28034368

>>28033968
this, these billionaires are chosen

>> No.28034375

>>28034269
i hope sec disappears

>> No.28034402

>>28034307
>agreeing with me
>ever
NGMI, your cope is as obvious as the day is long

>> No.28034407

>>28033489
WHY IS THIS PIECEOF SHIT. DOING THIS

>> No.28034430

Do you cryptoniggers genuinely think your other coins have any more value than doge? None of it matters when government can, and will, just regulate all of your shit away eventually. Yeah, there will still be some "underground" movement that will never stop, but your party ends as soon as government decides it does. Don't kid yourselves. 99% of you won't risk jail or exorbitant fines for trading/using unapproved crypto.

>> No.28034444

>>28033968
reminder that Elon descends from the Haldemans who were chummy with the Rockefellers

Elon is a mouth piece nothing more
This Doge shit is meant to discredit crypto and blind zoomers to the real value of it

>> No.28034445

>>28034341
>being shocked that a guy who makes rockets and launches military-use satellites is deepstate

>> No.28034456

>>28033636
Doh doh doh
temporarily embarrased richest man on earth right here
cope and seethe

>> No.28034493

>>28034407
cope and seethe

>> No.28034517

>>28034444
checked and truthpilled

>> No.28034523
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28034523

>>28034277
>>28034269
>>28034200
>>28034041
>>28033968
>>28033845
>>28033705
>>28033700
>>28033652
>>28033615
>>28033569
>>28033503
>>28033489


All of these are anti musk shill bots

sneed and ignore

>> No.28034538

>>28034269
cope and seethe

>> No.28034553

>>28033829
What does he need that for. He is literally the richest man alive.
At this rate, he will be responsible for the biggest crypto crash ever.

>> No.28034577

>>28034456
>>28034493
Elon get off 4chan and launch another silver dildo already

>> No.28034598

>>28034517
cope and seethepilled

>> No.28034614

>>28033756
For smart people yes, but for the average recipient of the $1400, no

>> No.28034629

>>28034456
youre a faggot but youre a faggot whos making smart people rich

>> No.28034643

>>28034523
gof bless you anon

>> No.28034645
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28034645

>>28034444
Sick quads bro, wonder how many believe he’s self made like Bill Gates and Bezos were lol

>> No.28034649

>>28034456
Elon is not the richest man on earth, kek
he is a mouth piece and has been allowed that "title" in the moron MS Media by the real money people

>> No.28034658

>>28034444
Yep, this is the truth

>> No.28034660
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28034660

>>28034577
make me

>> No.28034672

>>28033489
>The USA is the whole world
He hates the SEC and wants them to do something so he can say he dislikes it. This means nothing for the Eurochads

>> No.28034681

>>28034430
what year is this post from? 2017?

>> No.28034717
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28034717

>>28034444
i believe it

>> No.28034743

>>28034577
>>28034629
not that im homophobic
faggots can be very nice

>> No.28034754

>>28034649
cope, seethe, and denial

>> No.28034759
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28034759

>>28033956
>>28034018
>>28034079
>>28034183
>>28034320
>>28034402
>>28034456
>>28034493
>>28034538

>> No.28034775

>>28034320
>Why are you talking into a mirror?
are you mentally challenged?

>> No.28034810

A wish he'd do a little more research before blindly shilling doge, but whatever. The first step in many a crypto journey is getting dunked on until you sharpen up... I have mixed feelings. And fwiw, doge technically COULD be the people's crypto. Usd apparently has an infinite supply as well... not that I'd ever buy the shitcoin

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28034814

/BIZ/ TOLD ME NOT TO BUY
SOLD MY STACK AT 5 CENTS
I WOULD BE OUT OF 4 DIGIT HELL RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU

>> No.28034822

>>28034759
cope and seethe

>> No.28034906

>>28034822
Kek, I am financially coped and sneeded

>> No.28034914

>>28034814
Who is this Goddess and where can I buy her lewds?

>> No.28034945

Why is everyone so salty about the dude's obsession with launching shit into outer space?

>> No.28034946

I wonder if he just orders some assistant to post those tweets regularly for him, since the masses are reacting so predictably to them.

>> No.28034965

>>28034822
Youre a meme and your shits all retarded

>> No.28034986

>>28033361
shorted at .086
have fun riding this one boys
>inb4 eLoN mUsK is the richest guy in the world
>yeah i actually saw that argument on twitter

>> No.28034996
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28034996

The only reason people hate to see this is cause they hate that they’re not in it. Ya gotta go

>> No.28035024

>>28034814
I wnat an athletic gf to beat me up

>> No.28035035

>>28034810
>>28034231

>> No.28035056

>>28034430
But people will begin to ask whether they would rather live as tax cattle in the good old us of a or live as a crypto-rich player in a second world country that sees the potential profit of keeping crypto markets open and above ground

>> No.28035088

>>28033985
he knows currency is a jewish meme and is showing that to be the case

>> No.28035101
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28035101

28034822
cope and seethe. i WILL defend my lord gods billions with my thousands
cope and seethe

>> No.28035131

>somehow this is legal

the absolute state of USA

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28035155

>>28034277
>>28034269
>>28034200
>>28034041
>>28033968
>>28033845
>>28033705
>>28033700
>>28033652
>>28033615
>>28033569
>>28033503
>>28033489
>>28034775
>>28034759

anti musk bots

sneed and ignore

>> No.28035196

>>28033361
Based Spacenigger crashing the crypto market. Everybody is selling buttcoins and ETH to get into DOGE. Alts plummet into nothingness. Only DOGE remains before imploding. RIP everybody.

>> No.28035213

>>28033615
>he's not an attention whore

>> No.28035217

This is going to create so many bagholders.

>> No.28035220
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28035220

>>28033615
>tfw i just realized im an npc in elon musks single player game

>> No.28035230

>>28033615
>Assuming he's not an attention whore

>> No.28035243

>>28033829

sounds like something that should be illegal lol

>> No.28035278

>>28033615
he is a bored billionaire acting cute

>> No.28035303
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28035303

>>28034645
>like Bill Gates and Bezos were
Try again

Bezos birth also has many questions surrounding it. Often they use bastard children as fronts. Just like Hitler was a Rothschild bastard.

I'm guessing real heirs don't have to bother with the public.

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28035313

If there's one thing I know, losing money doesn't really bother /biz/
But not making money when someone else does?
Maximum cope
Maximum seethe
Keep giving me (yous) as you're slaves to your emotions

>> No.28035374
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28035374

DOGE HAS ALWAYS BEEN #1

>> No.28035385

>>28035243
Thanks to him it might be soon

>> No.28035392

>>28034754
>proud to be a sheep
Look into the Rockefellers and Rothschilds maybe. Banker families are hundreds of times richer than any entrepreneur.

>> No.28035441

Elon has given me a genuine reason to dislike him now with all this doge shit.

>> No.28035438

>>28035313
>>28035392
danke

>> No.28035453

>>28033489

Literally how? You can’t fucking regulate crypto. That’s the whole point. It’s impossible. At most they could block it from normie brokerage apps.

>> No.28035468

>>28035196
only dumb whales and nerds who bought 10 years ago do this shit. Avax is mooning as well. Changes are coming and it's fucking magnificent. Those who profited before will lose their shit if they don't jump on this train. Old shit goes in the bin, new one comes in. (doge will get dumped and destroyed after a while, or doge 2.0 on an actual platform that is worth something besides a few giggles)

>> No.28035544

>>28033615
He's insane, it's why he's friends with Kanye and they relate so much. They are both batshit crazy.

>> No.28035556

>>28035385
Isn’t the whole of crypto being that it’s unable to be regulated by the ZOGS?

>> No.28035590

>>28035441
cope and seethe

>> No.28035600
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>>28034456

Elon if this is you, please take DOGE coin payments for tesla that would be historic and give alot of money to younger people.

>> No.28035601

>>28033615
He's gonna dump on ya bitches

>> No.28035622

>>28035453
Yes you can, you can block it from being used at vendors preventing it from being mass adopted.

>> No.28035624

>>28035453
China did it and India is planning to do it next month. More countries might follow.

>> No.28035626

>>28035544
cope and seethe

>> No.28035630

>>28034269
SEC is a bigger threat to us than Elon is. After the GME/robinhood fiasco, they came out and said they're investigating "social media" instead of investigating the riggers at robinhood/Wall Street.

>> No.28035652

>>28035468
shut up about avax you nigger we are pumping DOGE

>> No.28035675
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>>28035600
With dubs like those I can't say no

>> No.28035698

>>28033985
>and that he's the main character or something
When he's the richest man in the world, can you really blame him?

>> No.28035707

>>28035303
Was being sarcastic bro. Bezos came from an ultra wealthy Texas land/cattle/oil family, and Gates came from an ultra wealthy family too, his racist ancestors started Planned Parenthood for its original purpose.

>> No.28035710

>>28033489
>All these newfags
Do you idiots think they wouldn't have regulated crypto if they could?

>> No.28035725

>>28035453
You can. They already have.
2017 setup some basic rules. Crypto to crypto is a taxable event. Staking is a taxable event. Going forward they can do whatever the fuck they want. They could say crypto to crypto or crypto to fiat is 80% tax because it's such an unregulated market. They have the fucking power.

>> No.28035788

Fuck dogecoin

>> No.28035798

What’s with all of the SEC bots ITT?

>> No.28035801

>>28035788
seethe and cope

>> No.28035870

>>28033569
I don't hate musk per se, but I hate all the retarded NPCs who hang on his every word and immediately rush out and blindly buy up whatever he so much as casually name-drops.

>> No.28035904
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28035904

>>28033721

>> No.28035908

Someone tell this guy to STFU!
God I hate all these idiots

>> No.28035917

>>28035652
Dude it's a chain reaction, people will dry their bitcoin and most importantly eth wallets to buy doge. ETH will crumble and doge and avax will rule.

>> No.28035936

>>28034231
Why is that a problem, though? We're all backers of Doge, we all want to see it go up. Why is Elon saying Doge on twitter any different than me suggesting Doge to my friends and family?

>> No.28035946

>>28035626
I'm not mad, I made an easy $1200 last week selling my old dogecoin that I bought for 0.0003 after Elon pumped it.

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>>28035675

>> No.28035987
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>>28035675
Wait what

>> No.28036004

>>28033721
wtf is that real?

>> No.28036020

When do we short it?

>> No.28036027

>>28035936
I never said it was a bad thing

>> No.28036043

>>28035946
>>28035313
I've been on /biz/ longer than bitcoin.
The unrealized gains will drive you to drink.

>> No.28036062

>>28035556
Yeah, and the point of free speech is being able to say whatever you want. And look how this works out for a lot of people. The establishment institutions and corporations have a lot of power. And nowadays, they all act in concert - payment processors, social media, banks, ISPs etc. "Big Tech" is part of that establishment now. If they decide to crackdown on crypto, they can still kill it. We're still way too far from independence.

>> No.28036087

>>28035725
Where is this the law? America only? This isn’t the law in my country.

>> No.28036138

>>28033829
Elon literally could buy all of DOGE and still have 199 billion dollars left anon.
This shit is child's play for him. He's not a psychopath who would rob people for fun doing this
It's more likely he's just having fun with a dumb concept like DOGE shitting on investing

>> No.28036164

>>28034277
>Musk is the new McAfee.
and that's a bad thing?

>> No.28036171
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28036171

>>28035675
Woooooooooooof woooooooof

>> No.28036207

>>28036087
Yes America. Just saying, countries do have power to regulate. Depends on the country, but its there

>> No.28036276

>>28036164
I lost money with that cunt pumping that shit coin XVG back in 17-2018

>> No.28036303

>>28035707
ok good to see this site hasn't been entirely overrun by npcs yet

>> No.28036347

Anyone know what price Elon is dumping at?

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>>28033361
>famous people can't have fun shitposting

>> No.28036408

>>28036347
why would he dump?

>> No.28036467

>>28033615
Textbook narcissism.

>> No.28036469

>>28035936
i like this coin, i just like it, so does elon

>> No.28036483

>>28036087
Well, then they just exclude Americans (and all others with similar laws) from "your country", and you can then trade crypto with your fellow countrymen. It will be a rather dead market.
People tend to severely underestimate the power of the establishment (which is global, btw, the globalist "elite" has long surpassed all national borders). Borders won't save us anymore until we push back on globalism in general.

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>>28036408

>> No.28036548

>>28036347
He already did at 9 , it's going to settle around 6 and around Valentine's day drop to 5

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>>28036347
>>28036171
>>28035987
>>28035980

Elon is a liberator, he doesn't short or dump.

He goes to the moon and mars instead.

>> No.28036633

>>28035453
Dude are you dumb?
>>28036087
its law in EVERY European country basically. Crypto is taxed, some countries tax trades, others tax realized earnings etc.
Where you live is irrelevant. Exchanges have licences from BAFIn and other institutions. They will control your account and lock it. Thats why binance forces verification. Money laundering laws and all that.

Heres some actual shocker: Paper money is freedom. Blockchain is DYSTOPIAN HELL.

>> No.28036691

>>28033489
maybe in america

>> No.28036720

>>28033721
how can he dance like that, is it real ?

>> No.28036740

>>28036303
We’re close

>> No.28036788

>>28034996
I don't care about doge, or pump and dump schemes, what annoys me is his bullshit is the equivalent of throwing the entire market under the bus.

>> No.28036814

>>28035710
They can regulate it enough to make it drop 80% of it's value overnight. Regulate or ban normies exchanges. Ban the purchase and trade of Bitcoin by saying it's overly controlled by chinese. Tons of ways of they really want to do it

>> No.28036849

>>28033841
he was born outside of the US, he can't become president as per US law.

>> No.28036892

>>28033615
He threw 1 Billion into Doge and turned it into 2 Billion just by tweeting. It's the easiest money he ever made and he already is the richest man in the world. Why wouldn't he do it?

>> No.28036925

>>28036849
Rules don't matter anymore.

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28036929

>>28036814
>>28036788
>>28036691
>>28036633
>>28036483
>>28036276

anti musk bots

sneed and ignore

>> No.28036933

>>28034672
Yeah the EU, a bloated bureaucracy, totally wont regulate crypto.

>> No.28036984

>>28033615
He's having a laugh online while building his space rockets.

>> No.28036989

ELON MUSK PRESIDENT OF MARS
TESLA FIRST MARTIAN COMPANY
DOGECOIN IS GOING TO MARS

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How much DOGE you got?

>Under 10k need not answer lol

>> No.28037116

>>28036788
It shows what a joke the system is where a single person can take 5 seconds and influence it by this much. It's a good parallel to what the elite can also do to the stock market so doing it is very based for showing what a farce this all is, even if it's going to lead to heavy regulations and potentially the US copying China and making their own crypto as a result.

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Whales on suicide watch

>> No.28037196

>>28034341
This

>> No.28037295

>>28035936
Because he's got millions of followers and you don't. I'm not saying it's bad, but you're not the one with the power to make it go up should you want it.

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>>28036989

The first SpaceX mars probe has discovered this creature, what ever it is. We will bring it back for study

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>>28037177
fuck I want to see more "DIP SO I CAN BUY BACK IN PLS" posts.

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i'm gonna make it

>> No.28037356

>>28033615
He makes a shitton of money when it pumps. There is a reason he became so fucking rich in such a short amount of time.

>> No.28037385

I feel like Elon got spooked by the SEC last week and so this week he's deliberately shilling a fucking meme token

>> No.28037543

>>28037348
you seriously are

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>>28037385
>>28037356
>>28037116
>>28036933
>>28036892
>>28036814
>>28036788

anti musk bots

sneed and ignore

>> No.28037621

>>28036740
honestly is there anywhere else?

>> No.28037629

>>28033615
>Is he trying to increase crypto adoption
Most of the morons listening to him are buying it on fucking robinhood, so probably not.

>>28036347
Elon tweeted about dogecoin last year or the year before I think, way before WSB started shilling it. It's safe to say that whenever cryptocurrency in general starts trending, he will just meme about dogecoin while stacking his BTC.

>>28036849
Obama was born in Kenya.

>> No.28037677

CAN DOGE GO TO $3.30??????????????

>> No.28037733

>be me
>4 cups of coffee
>go outside to get a rest
>smoke a cigarrette
>start to feel like im going to die
>felt that im going to vomit
>go inside
this has beeing so much for my body.
any one else?

>> No.28037735

>>28033615
>>28033841
Why would someone like Elon want to be president? It would be a downgrade in every conceivable way. Trump only did it because it fit the persona he had developed for himself and because his fame and influence had been waning in the years prior to his run.

>> No.28037759

>>28034018
>Elon's just proving investing has nothing to do with real products or companies.
yeah exactly, the valuation of his company is a complete joke. It could crash 80% and still be overvalued

>> No.28037811

holding til $4.20

>> No.28037881

>>28037621
There isn’t. If 4chan dies the internet dies it’ll be nothing but a giant advertisement/narrative controlling tool.

>> No.28037925

420.69 DOGE = 1 SHARE OF TSLA

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>>28036989
>>28036601

>> No.28038052

>>28035453
Have you been living under a rock the past year? Governments are starting to take notice and take action.

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>>28037759
Can't overvalue the future

>> No.28038118

>>28037925
Nice faggytime reddit shit, my easily manipulated dogecoin holder friend! Have this upboat.

>> No.28038159

>>28038013
Artesianal Mumbai Street Shitting.

>> No.28038221

>>28038118
elon will mars attack u

>> No.28038226

>>28038052
Such as?
Too many people have gotten into it.
If they create more rules and regulations. Then people will create more ways to go around them. Everyone knows that.

>> No.28038245

>>28033615
He is an attention whore.
He would be respectable if he kept his mouth shut and just worked on all of his projects but he can't stop himself from writing retarded tweets as if he were a 12 year old zoomer

>> No.28038264

>>28038099
Checked, Elon

>> No.28038301

will the doge superbowl commercial make doge go over TWELVE CENTS

>> No.28038490
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>>28033361
>be me, 1 week before the GME/AMC bing bong
>buy $500 of DOGE for lels,
>joke w/ friends about it since that was what DOGE was created for
>5 days later DOGE dips hard
>see AMC about to pump
>sell all DOGE at a small loss (this was at $0.0087)
>place market order for following morning to buy all $AMC with my DOGE
>$AMC skyrockets before market open
>buy AMC and have profit by end of day
>RH shits the bed next day
>close my RH acct and xfer shares of AMC to main brokerage, profit was about $100 at this point
>that night, memes break out on leddit and DOGE literally 10x
>majorly fuck up with AMC, cant execute any sell orders until the price tanked
>If I had kept my DOGE, id have $4000
>currently sitting with < $200 of AMC
>laugh to myself seeing DOGE shitting the bed
>oh wait stupid fucking Elon starts tweeting
>Gene Simmons executes a large buy
>wtf.bat
>tonight it goes back up to its ATH
>people still dont realize its a MEME and pajeets w/ reddit accounts are literally PnDing it
>tfw elon and gene simmons are gonna be rugpull victims

this greentext is incoherent AF and I apologize but jesus christ yall wtf is this clown ass shit

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>>28038301
>tHAT FEEL WHEN

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>>28033361
we must do the needful

>> No.28038600

>>28038490
that's a lot of seethe and cope
there will be mass /biz/ suicides due to unrealized gains

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>>28037735

Elon Musk is a hero of the people.

>>28038245
>>28038226
>>28038052
>>28038490

sneed and ignore more bot posting

>> No.28038694

>>28038614
>13 posts by this ID
Cope.

>> No.28038699

>>28037733
bro it's eight fucking cents lmao chill the fuck out
just dont eat mcdonalds tendies for a week if it fails
that's like 1000 coins right there

>> No.28038709

>>28038571
>HODLE!

very doge

>> No.28038743

>>28036633
>Paper money is freedom
Used to be, back when its value didn't vanish like a fart in the wind

>> No.28038779

>>28034444
witnessed
i got like $100 in doge for meme
1.7k linklet

>> No.28038807

>>28038600
checked i dont agree with the suicide part. Some will rage out that their coins that have as a "use case" isnt doing shit while this is. this goes to show ITS ALL A MEME YOU NIGGERS

>> No.28038830

>>28038600
i wish it was just seethe/angst, the coin is literally worthless. once the usual suspects cash out its gonna drop like a fuckin rock, of this I am one thousand percent certain. I'd bet the entirety of my NW on it

>> No.28038837

>>28038490
literally seething

>> No.28038872

Stop signs on mars ya ok

>> No.28038926

>>28038571
I've hated Gene Simmons since he said depressed people should kill themselves. I mean it's true, I'm depressed and should probably kms, but it sucked to hear

>> No.28038948

>>28038830
It's worth as much as people will pay for it. That's what anything is worth.
And that's what drives tendies incomprehensibly insane

>> No.28039003

>>28038830
But you can actually use this coin unlike your other meme coins

>> No.28039064

>>28033615
He's trying to pump and then dump his Doge. He owns billions of dollars worth of Doge. He wants to 10x that.

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>>28038830


There is nothing stopping DOGE or any crypto for that matter being used between planets. Infact, its an extremely small data transmission.

>> No.28039132

It's about sending a message

>> No.28039232

>>28039064
Money isn't his problems nowadays.
It's people and regulations.
Genuinely, what will another 10 billion do for a man worth 180 billion with 20+ billion comin in per year.
No shitcoin dev can say that. They will all dump on their users.

>> No.28039348

>>28034814
i want to impregnate her

>> No.28039417

>>28039131
>transmit the worlds wealth through a 2014 meme tech
>it gets hacked by the Punjabi-10 empire
>The Wogs thing you scammed them
>the Star Wars begin
>on their way to Earth they annihilate Elons Mars colony
Yeah, I could get behind that.

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>>28038948

Rule #1 of economics, it's worth what someone is willing to pay?

Don't have the vision to see doge being used in commerce on the moon or mars? That's no one's fault but your own.

>> No.28039490

>>28039232
>Genuinely, what will another 10 billion do for a man worth 180 billion with 20+ billion comin in per year.
Thats how poor people think.

>> No.28039496

idk why people are saying the sec can do something about this
>doge clearly not a security, represents share of absolutely nothing
>no dev team hold, elon just bought/mined his
>'doge to the moon' is clearly not financial advice
>'who let the doge out' is clearly not financial advice
>'no highs no lows only doge' is clearly not financial advice
>'need to be gigachad to own' is clearly not financial advice
even if he does dump al a billion of his doge im not sure theres any regulation against it, as again, doge is not a security and he hasnt given any financial advice or mischaracterized it.

>> No.28039523

>>28034018
>Elon's just proving investing has nothing to do with real products or companies.
I hope this is his endgame. But it's not true in theory, just in practice because of government corruption and regulation. Investing is fundamentally good. We put money into a company and they in turn can develop better products and services with that capital.

>> No.28039564

>>28039490
cope, seethe, and unrealized gains
population: you

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>>28033361
Crashing this industry
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.28039647

>>28034523
Elon sucks for so many reasons. Keep sucking his cock

>> No.28039669

>>28039647
cope and seethe

>> No.28039697

I'm kinda starting to dislike him

>> No.28039713

>>28034375
This. Fuck the SEC. Yellen is a Keynesian cunt and should be shot

>> No.28039725

>>28035303
Fuck off boomer.

>> No.28039735

>>28033721
Alien, if he real.

>> No.28039762

>>28033615

He wants a currency that's decentralized from the government. Big smol-brain right-wing libertarian shit. Joke's on him though, everyone (including myself) just wants to turn their doge into USD. Or they want to turn it into BTC which they'll then turn into USD.

>> No.28039774

>>28039564
>>28039669
t. zoomer who "invested" 500$

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>>28039496
>>28039232

this


>>28039697
>>28039647

sneed

>> No.28039987

>>28038600
hodling 311k in doge since .02. already collecting 5% interest on binance, this is the standard. already hundreds of businesses accepting doge for payment. these retards have no idea what is happening. this will be a stablecoin between $1-5. The top 3 will be BTC, ETH and DOGE. thousands of shitcoins will become irrlelevant. This is the people's coin.

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>>28039232

this

>> No.28040141

Better sell now whilst you still can.

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>>28039774
and has more than doubled them while the rest of the srs business coins fall lmao keep fucking seething

>> No.28040241

>>28034996
This. Simply this.

>> No.28040253

>>28033615
>Assuming hes not an attention whore
Hes an attention whore

>> No.28040276

>>28040040
redditor detected, fuck off.

>> No.28040301

>>28039762
>everyone (including myself) just wants to turn their doge into USD
says the smoothbrain.

this will get mass adoption when it hits .25 in a few weeks, by 1.00 it will be a stablecoin for daily use. There will be debit cards for easy use of doge.

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>> No.28040425

>>28035441
Same. I really thought Elon was a BAMF. Until this DOGE bullshit

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>>28033361
The absolute mad man, he's done it again

>> No.28040487

>>28040301

Yeah, sure thing, buddy.

>> No.28040505

Why would anyone use DOGE to pay for something when they could use litecoin, btc, eth, or any number of stable coins?

>> No.28040512

why do you want to suck Elon's cock so much?

>> No.28040526

>>28035725
No. Fuck no. I am not paying taxes on that. Fuck the IRS. Go ahead and try and prove shit you Marxist niggers

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WHAT THE FUCK NDAX. FIX YOUR SHIT AND LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.28040557

>>28040512
seethe and cope

>> No.28040566

>>28033361
You know you can be making money off Doge and also think this is retarded and question why he owns 32.8B Doge

>> No.28040600

>>28033615
He's using memes so the normies will go "omg Elon is so funny he likes the same memes I do :D:D:D" and go buy his overpriced and subsidised cars. He doesn't give a shit one way or the other about crypto. He's just a capitalist that uses social media as a billboard. Nothing more.

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This bread is already full of dogecoin hater.

shut up retards.

>> No.28040618

>>28040566
>question why he owns 32.8B Doge
Because no one would believe him if he didn't.
Money talks. Are you listening?

>> No.28040644

>>28036043
Shit

>> No.28040702

>>28033615
He’s just a Narcissist

>> No.28040722

>>28033361
>celebrity billionaire starts babbling about crypto to normies
This is the fastest and surest way of getting crypto regulated. tick tock.

>> No.28040748

>>28033615
He just recognizes that we live in a clown world and clown world economics are at play. Meaning, the most ridiculous and unsuspecting crypto would be the one that actually gets used the most.

>> No.28040842

>>28033489
He'll get all white people genocided at this rate, the guy has fuck you money but that doesn't mean shit for the rest of us.

>>28033615
He's an absolute madman and wants in on populism in general, I doubt he wants to run for office but I'm sure he wants to be the richest man in the world. He can't be POTUS because he's South African.

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>>28038099

I volunteer for one way trip to mars
Remember me when you start taking applications from commoners

>>28040748

pic related

>> No.28040944

>>28040505
mass adoption is all that matters. no other coin has the recognition of doge except btc. this is about getting the other 90% of people who don't use crypto to use crypto, this is how it goes mainstream. this will never go $100, it will most definitely got to $1, maybe even $5. The big exchanges are already preparing for that. binance is giving 5% APY on doge now, and you can collect daily, no long term staking, in other words, they are already preparing for doge to be used in daily banking and buying.

>> No.28040950

Buy, dinguses.

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>>28034444
Right, it is a two-fold move. From one side he discredits crypto and widens the divide between serious investors and the modern autist. From the other, he misdirects his followers towards DOGE and away from SILVER, the key element he needs to build electric vehicles and solarpanels. Ironically, he will turn around and sell his shit to the same redditors he herded away from his favorite precious metal.

>> No.28041217

>>28041030
SLV is not silver, its a jewish meme. unless you're taking physical of delivery, which I've done, you are not holding silver. SLV is worse than a shitcoin.

>> No.28041248

>>28040950
I bought and now it's dropping like a rock. Why is that?

>> No.28041310

I just list 30 more dollars on this shithole. Fuck niggers

>> No.28041314

>>28040944
Okay, but why would someone use Dogecoin over BTC? This coin solves nothing and was literally created as a silly little joke and as an introduction to a basic blockchain. This is like inventing the printing press, and everybody is obsessing over wood block printing. It's fucking stupid as hell. Why would Normie McNormie use Doge over BTC in the market? Bitcoin is already more popular than dogecoin

>> No.28041326

>>28041248
The whales are running out his money because they don't wanna loss their bucks

>> No.28041391

ITS DOOOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.28041520

>>28033829
he doesn't sell
and his balance was 1,5 billion 2-3 days ago
https://bitinfocharts.com/dogecoin/address/DH5yaieqoZN36fDVciNyRueRGvGLR3mr7L

>> No.28041703

>>28041314
because doge will be easy to figure out for the normie, want to buy a pizza, that will be 10 doge. or .0000xx BTC? what are they going to use? And the transaction cost. doge is next to nothing. the built in inflation rate keeps doge stable and scalable, and places like binance giving 5% interest on doge, keeps that in check.

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thanks for buying the top faggots, just closed my short with a juicy profit

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>>28033615
hes a jesuit

>> No.28041927

>>28041314
Normies see the BTC price tag and complexity in creating a wallet, exchange account, etc. and say, "fuck it, too late."

They download RH and can buy DOGE while it is "low" in a matter of minutes. Not much thought required on their part.

>> No.28042193

>>28041520
he is controlling 3 wallets from what i can tell, the main wallet. and there are 2 others that have massive dumps and buys daily, he is purposely stabilizing doge so it grows daily, anytime another whale dumps, he buys. this is our normie stablecoin, i've been looking at the biggest wallets for days, outting this all together. he is worth enough that no whale can dump on him, if they do, his share of doge increases. at the end he will probably own 50% of doge, and he will maintain the liquidity to make it stable no matter what anyone else does. it comes down to, do you trust elon not to dump, and why would he? he's already the richest man in the world, now he will be responsible for ripping banking from the hands of kikes.

>> No.28042256

>>28040702
This.

>> No.28042556

>>28042193
The thing with Musk is that he went on record saying they probably won't get to Mars in his lifetime because the money isn't enough.

>> No.28042672

>>28033615
he has proven to be very successful and everything he touches turns into fucking diamonds
his ideas are revolutionary and that's why he has been the leader in every field he worked/works in.
He now has the chance to regulate and/or to manage a currency for another idea of his.

Yes, it's a lot of power for one single man
but since he has proven to be a successful leader and made a lot of people fucking rich due to tesla, an investment into dogecoin might have the same outcome

yea he has a god syndrome
but so far he has been doing it fairly well

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He is single-handedly building futuristic infrastructure and all these people can do is seethe and cope

>> No.28043133

>>28035441
yes.. this is pissing me off. He is promoting a shit token..

>> No.28043145

>>28033721
Look at him go!

>> No.28043346

>>28033489
Elon holds 30%. Top 20 wallets hold 50%.

You are all being played.

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>>28043346
File related.

>> No.28043710

WHEN DOGECOIN COMMERCIAL

>> No.28043725

>>28033489
Sneed

>> No.28044055

>>28043428
I don't get it. How does this implicate Musk?

>> No.28044098

>>28033985
>he's the main character or something
It's either him or me.

>> No.28044101

>>28039987
this unironically scares me.. do I really want to put money into doge? I really dont.

>> No.28044319

>>28040748
This unironically. He did say himself that the most entertaining outcome is the most likely. Hope he does something worthwhile with this meme every though and diverts it to LINK where it belongs.
>part of the plan?
>2 more weeks?

>> No.28044644

>>28043710
If that happens I'm dumping another $100 into Doge that second, consequences be damned.
I pre-ordered a figure and I need to make sure I have about $200 of discretionary in my account when they charge me in March/April

>> No.28044776

>>28034660
Pump Raiden network next, please. BTW are you expecting resumes for vineyard cultivators on Mars? I am also interested in growing coffee using LEDs and Mars needs those too

>> No.28044817

Are SINISTER FORCES pumping Doge as a BLACK MAGICK PSYOP in order to de legitimize Crypto and strangle the coming interplanetary financial system in the grave?

>> No.28044947

>>28044817
Please go back

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>>28044055
that wallet buys a lot of 69 & 420 coins
and he bought 13371337 coins few days ago
So it's a super rich nerd with a fable for 69 and 420

>> No.28045051

He is pumping DOGE to tell the world that crypto is just a meme, and that a meme can beat BTC.
Expect doge to be the first in CMC. They have infinite amounts of money and can pump it forever.
Pay attention, this is the GME of crypto. If he wanted to defy the SEC, he would be pumping monero instead.

>> No.28045079

HOLY FUCK.
DOGECOIN WILL BE MARS MONEY.
STARY HOARDING IT FAGS. THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX

>> No.28045376

>>28037925

You can't divide a Dogecoin

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>>28045079

>> No.28045412

>>28033361
>>28033489
God I fucking hate redditors and their normie cult of personality.
I hope that this is how the U.S. does end up regulating currency because btc is basically a chink money laundering operation tied to the yuan so that they can undermine U.S. monetary policy.

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Lets say it does hit $1
At that point should you cash out, or hold until $10.
Or cash half and hold half.
Right now I have 1,006 Dogecoin

>> No.28045556

>>28033361
WHY CAN'T THIS FUCKER TWEET ABOUT NANO OR ALGO FFFFUUUUUUKKK

>> No.28045666

is it too late to buy into doge or am i a retarded faggot for not doing it earlier?

>> No.28046057
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>>28045666
Even if you were late and bought at 5 cents and sold at 8, you'd make some slow but sure gains. Seems like this will be the cycle from now on, wait for it to crash to 3 or 5 and put a sell order for 8 cents or whatever.

>> No.28046100

>>28034231
He’s the #1 bag holder at 83BN DOGE

>> No.28046179

>>28045666
Yes and no
For large investments like $500 plus, yes
For petty cash no.

Right now 10 cents is almost certainly gonna happen.
$1 is very possible
$10 is still a pipe dream.

Right now if you've got a spare $20 you should buy in below .075
If it crashes to below .05 throw $100

>> No.28046231

>>28046057
this. everyones expecting a crash around .10 if we even get there. def wait. i think itll drop eventually.

>> No.28046294

>>28045473
if you dont take profits on the way up, you should try GME, more your kind of game.

>> No.28046407

>>28045666
We are going to 1 dollar. Buy now for a x10 gain.

>> No.28046681

>>28034430
Nice gatekeeping schlomo