/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28017779
Yikes. Why the hate? He's the smartest man on earth he's going to safe the world.

Go tell /pol the richest person in the world is an African

Elon wants the first official space coins to be Doge.

Elon will take us to new heights

>>28017779
Elon told me Tesla is replacing the dollar with Dogecoin. GET THE FUCK IN!

>>28018087
What kind of African?

doge pumps are always temporal, they are caused by big money entering or exiting crypto. guess which this one is

>>28017779
You need to be 18 to post here

He's gonna dump at 100x. He doesn't give a fuck. He has all the time by his side.

>>28018348
Why though?

>>28018188
the best one. the white kind

>>28017779
>he's going to pull it all out at an inopportune time just to be a dick.
That'd be funny as shit.

>>28018087
Elon being from Africa does not make him "African" in the same sense that moving to Germany didn't make you a European you disgusting roach

>>28017779
Not gonna lie, if I had his kind of money I'd probably do the same just to fuck with people.

>>28017779
Elon is giving the real stimulus u moran. Hurts to be a first level thinker doesnt it?

>>28018878
He has said it many times, the most entertaining things are the more likely. I'm surely he would be very entertained by rekting poorfags

>>28018928
Elon is african. Seethe more, poltard.

>>28017779
This is probably the most plausible outcome, this autist always acts like he js going to help the common man, and he never comes through

>>28018799
because it’s fast, low fees, semi-anonymous, and the best part is that with the help of social media, someone can quickly launder hundreds of millions through it and actually end up soaking up money from retards instead of losing a significant % due to dumping

>>28017779
I’m not sure what Elon’s play here is, but he’s definitely helping a bunch of poorfags increase their net worth right now with these Doge pumps. $1 Doge can make a lot of poor weirdos a lot of money.

>>28017779
Elon wants us all to make it. He’s enjoying immense popularity among everyday people right now, why would he shoot honself in the foot now and lose all credibility? Calling it now, he’ll run for POTUS one day, and he’ll win too

just talked to someone saying pic name related; god i can't wait to see people roping left and right when meme tsla breaks down.

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>>28019020
found the nigger

>>28019188
hurr furrh this guy gets it. fuck these short sighted idiots ITT.

The red dildo at 0.10 is gonna be EPIC.

>>28018087
he's by far the best African American that America has to offer.

>>28018087
We already know, and we can see his melanin content

>>28017779
Elon is set to become the world's first trillionaire by end of decade. He won't pull his Mars currency.

Elon Musk Settles SEC Fraud Charges; Tesla Charged With and Resolves Securities Law Charge
Settlement Requires Musk to Step Down as Tesla’s Chairman; Tesla to Appoint Additional Independent Directors; Tesla and Musk Agree to Pay $40 Million in Penalties
Hes making a fucking point.
He can manipulate crypto all day long and there's no problem but the moment he talks about tesla he gets raped by the sec.
Where is the regulation on crypto?

What if he's doing that on purpose, so all of you can buy it, make cash, he will dump. And repeat whole process again ?

>>28018087
>I destroyed you with my semantic argument

>>28021555
This white nigger can take my money if it means I see a human step foot on mars in my lifetime

>>28019215
All it needs is 1 big fuckup. Like a model S exploding or killing a marching band during autopilot.

>>28021844
You wont I'm afraid. Kikes wont let anyone go even on the moon rn. Do you have any idea what Happened on Mars ? no ? Turn M to W.
If someone would go on this planet, its 60% odds that some relic would be found on the same day, people land there.
What happens when humans find relics on (W)Mars ? All shit goes mad, as whole history is a lie, NASA is a lie, religion is a lie etc.

>>28021294
>he's going to force them to regulate crypto to prove a selfish grudge
I fucking hate him so goddamned much

>>28019258
>Born in America
>American

>>28021966
checked based mini satan

>>28018087
Hes a Boer you idiot. Not only that but be left Africa to become wealthy. 100% he has seriously said "Long Live Rhodesia" at some point. You should actually spend some time on /pol/, bc you are clearly very historically and culturally illiterate

>>28018087
Nigerian Dumping this week btw
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/nigeria-central-bank-orders-banks-145233373.html

>>28018988
>much checked

>>28022900
if anything this makes crypto even more intmportant anon

>>28022900
holy shit did you see that $200 sell wall too ?

>>28018087
That’s my nigger

>>28022070
>M to W
What is that some astrology shit? Mars is planet of war?