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Do any of you faggots even know what Chainlink even does?

>> No.27838833

>>27838581
makes me money

>> No.27838841

>>27838581
It moons, that's all I need to know.

>> No.27838969

>>27838581
it goes up

>> No.27839013

>>27838581
it links chains or it chains link, something like that. I heard something about big macs too. Idk

>> No.27839061

parses JSON

>> No.27839066
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27839066

>>27838581
It facilitates, executes and acts as collateral for, the value of automated digital agreements, encompassing everything from online sports gambling to supply chain finance, insurance policies, and financial derivative instruments.
Duh.

>> No.27839067

>>27839013
you're thinking of mcdonaldscoin

>> No.27839140

>>27838581
It solves the oracle problem

>> No.27839141

Enslaves goyim under an automated global surveillance and control network

>> No.27839189

>>27838969
lol

>> No.27839428

>>27838581
he bought two copy paste lines of json parser for $27 per share from russian scammer, it was literally 0.3 last year and nobody bought it

>> No.27839465

>>27839067
kek

>> No.27839524

LITERALLY nothing. I can't believe it's been 5-6 years since i started coming to biz and yall are still talking about these magic fucking oracles that still somehow haven't materialized.

>> No.27839620

oracles and defi and shit

>> No.27839726

>>27838581
Fuckin pumps my bags bro thas all this nigga need to know you know bro?
Sheit bro, I buy them Links I git money know what I mean? Hell yuh. Let me buy dat.

Bro you don’t gotta know what somethin do bro. Just buy that shit nigga. I got some work boots I wear but I don’t know wut dey do neither bro dey jus look fine bro.

>> No.27840853

Is coinbase safe?

>> No.27841221

>>27840853
nowhere is safe, better kys now before (((they))) do