/biz/ - Business & Finance

i fudded redditors to buy in low
$55 baby lets go

It's just poos trying to make themselves feel better about shilling ShitCoins™ for years with little to no success.

>>27822458
anon we own the stock market.. you really think we're going to let it pump?

>>27822458
annnnnnnnnd it's gone.

>>27823632
Lol, let them have hope. Poor suckers

>>27823743
the only thing i'll let them have is a bump so everyone can see OP eat shit.

>4 million volume in
>4 million volume out
it's over

>>27822458
>stock goes down 50%
>stock makes up half its losses
>promptly nosedives
hope you sold anon

Yeah, it's over.

>>27823743
>he bought?

Is the squeeze squoze yet, fellow pedes?

>>27822458
I bought in at 88 again why the fuck am i so retarded fucking kill me

>>27824635
buy high sell low

bumping again so op gets shit rubbed in their face.

>>27822458
The delusion sustains me

>>27824635
My sides

Zoom out.
Not even to a full month, just 5 days.

>>27822458

Cost sunk fallacy meas they'rw throwing new money at the old to boost the stock. It's totally unsustainable. But now is the ideal time to sell. It'll never be this high again.

>>27824635
HOW did you fall for the same thing again??
jesus christ

>>27826642
The price of greed.

>>27825703
Op is a one post plebbit tourist who’s long gone.

>>27826642
Fucking fomo thats how

>>27826946
yeah, but reddit steals everything from here. if he eats enough shit it'll probably get circulated there and push him over the edge with a serious of falling in with faggots until... you know.

>>27826642
You’re talking about the fast food/microwaveable generation, they don’t want to play the rational long game and have patience, they want it NOW.

>>27827120
I did invest in hemp, I think rope sales will increase this year.

>>27824635
You wsb faggots need to learn from bizlets who have lost thousands and learned from pnds. After an asset skyrockets and then craters, you try to time the bottom and sell the bounce as quick as you can call it. You don't by the fucking bounce on a bleeding asset

>>27823743
Sorry, it's time to dump now and take more fiat from these morons.

>>27827034
yeah missing out on this would be rough

>>27822458
This post did not age well.

>>27827269
I'm more curious what a massive group of unstable people who just lost their life savings would do. rope might sell, but i'm picturing a lot more dogshit on paper bags left at homes and a lot of online petitions. holding out for a happening none the less.

>>27827379
I don't get this. I always had a hunch that a lot of these were fake because it just doesn't make sense that this many idiots would have thousands to throw around.
I get salty when I lose $5. If I was up $800k (and even before that) I would have just fucking walked away... it really shows what kind of greedy asshole they are.

>>27827296

No buy high sell low

>>27827550
Time will tell, I think this entire fiasco just created a bunch of new investors who think “it’s just that easy”, which is dangerous. If I was paranoid I’d say it’s almost like it was planned to drum up interest in the market for naive easily scammed people.

>>27827716
dont know if he was ever up
a lot of these people took out debt, mortgaged their homes, spent kids collage fund, etc on GME when it was $300-$400 a share. they really thought it was going to $1-5k and they bet the house - literally sometimes. now its a cult because mentally they cannot cope with their losses

>>27827379
This is psychosis

>>27824635
no one is this dumb

AAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEBODY TELL ME I'M GONNA MAKE IT TELL ME IT'S GOING BACK DOWN

>>27824635
try and reverse whatever you're doing
try and only buy the stock that you are sure will go down

>>27828421
you're going to fuck yourself up

>>27828421
of course it's going back down, it's overvalued by like 300%

>>27828861
Could you elucidate? Should I just sell these bitches before I get gassed by theta?

>>27828894
Today tho??

your GME prognosis before weekend?
mine below 30 at evening

>>27828097
yeah, i mean some guy on reddit starts sharing DD and people start buying into it, driving it up, lots of FOMO, lots of people who can't take an L and keep doubling down, lots of celebs talking it up and pretending to side with them when they're really a big joke, beer labels printed with "diamond hand" emojis. the entire thing is either an illuminati stunt or a big joke at their expense to everyone outside of the reddit bubble. i think the majority of people lost very little in the scheme of things, and they'll just be turned off by investing anymore. the ones who did lose a lot, would have lost it some other way.
>>27828109
true, i just assumed with a lot of people showing "their" positions and how much they invested vs their gains, and couldn't just walk away and needed more.
i bet that's what people are counting on. buying low, driving it up, then dumping it to make easy gains.
i straight up can't imagine risking your home, but someone behind it really manipulated people and dipped for an easy take.
now people are going to be playing with the stock at their expense for a long time i bet.
market opens 4+ million volume driving the price up, same volume dumps the price an hour or two later. won't be the last of it.

>>27828421
oh FUCK. boys we got a squeeze to squoze on the fucking menu look at this nigga!!! get him. gme $81 eod!

>>27829044
>Today tho??
Can't promise that. I think it'll hold at ~70ish.

>>27822458
why isn't amc rising too?
i thought they were supposed to be mimicking gme

>>27828894
that's what got me into this mess though. everyone was talking about gme between $5 and $40 and I kept laughing about how gamestop isn't worth shit. I guess that didn't matter and I didn't get on the boat.

>>27829183
Ah that's fair, I get what I fucking deserve.

>>27829177
:^ no infinite downside on puts fren, at least I've got that going for me

>>27829283
i also didnt get on the titanic, we're the lucky ones

>>27829359
yeah i don't do options. that requires money. bad jokes are free though biiiiiiitch.

>>27829078
write a fucking blog faggot

>>27829416
can't lose what you never had. lucky and cursed.

>>27829538
you stupid fucking retard do you even fucking know who i am? i write fucking financial advice columns in the new york times and bloomberg and the wall street journal. i put away $600,000 a year in salary to tell retards like you what to buy while you stand around scratching your ass not knowing anything about the company. I DO WRITE BLOGS YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU WHITE ASS HONKEY!

>>27829076
50

>sold at market open

>>27822458
You sound just like that anon who sold his UNI after the airdrop so he could play Supermario on a new video game console in his mum's house. What's the word, oh yeh.. salty.

>>27829711

>>27828672
Well gme is the one that i thought is going down

>>27830137
you shit on me now but monday when my "top 5 hottest all black up and coming businesses" hits the press and you miss out on a +10,000% gain, you'll wish you actually read the finance section instead of following a bunch of retarded hivemind redditors.

>>27823743
was this, dare i say, the squeeze?

>>27822458
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>27822458
The next bottom is gonna be 30-40 dollars. Then you buy. Once you see 40% gain, get out.

>>27827379
>I deny vehemently reality

>>27822458
dump it

>>27830746
more like the last chopper out of saigon

>>27822458
>66.45
GOING DOWN!!

>>27830628
>>27829711

>>27831192
no no no no my reddit bros wouldn't leave me hanging out to dry, they're coming back for me at 1,000 $460, r-r-r-right guys?