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27790620 No.27790620 [Reply] [Original]

WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IS NOT A SELL-OFF.

Melvin Capital is going to throw a lot of tricks at us that will make it look like the stock is dropping. Don't fall for it.

Do not sell if you see any of these things happen:

GME drops by 30% or more after hours

SEC filings show that shorts have all exited their positions

GME drops below $1 a share

The Gamestop locations near you start closing

GME files for bankruptcy

GME is delisted from the stock exchange

Your bank forecloses on your home for late payment

Your children have children of their own who grow up and become investment bankers and tell you that you should stop telling people you're "diamond handing" a company that went out of business 30 years ago

These are classic hedge fund tricks.

>> No.27791214

>>27790620
Ngl. I chuckled.

>> No.27791254

hey, I'm new to this website but this seems like trolling outside of /b/ so I reported you. Idk what B is tho

>> No.27791327

>reddit spacing
everytime

>> No.27791741

this is reddit copypasta shit
zzZzz

>> No.27791896

>>27790620
Stale pasta, want something new to obsess over? Why do gme and amc charts look eerily similar, almost like they have some robot running their scam.

>> No.27791904

>>27790620
Lmfao.

>> No.27791943

>>27790620
The reddit post yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.

Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $38 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.

Once it shoots through the $30 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all GMEfags. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing robinhood.

The $20 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded HODLers will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in GME will be left with it stuck in their portfolio, unable to move it to gainsville to salvage some self respect.

The price WILL tank at this point to sub $15, and most probably sub shortsqueeze levels. From that day forward the deluded GMEfag wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this stock thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded GMEfags will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no investments. I warned you GMEfags. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be a GMEfag.

>> No.27792237

>>27791943
I bought one share because $200 is nothing to gamble on a possible $800-1k. Now I either wait for the 9th and possibly reduce my losses or just keep it to remember the time a few retards got rich while a lot of retards went broke. (Especially Melvin)

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27792455

>>27790620
I can still squeeze some more shekels out of you, so keep holding, goy!

>> No.27792719

>>27792455
Hey faggot, if I don’t sell how the fuck are you squeezing anything out of me. Dumb bitch I bought 10 shares of GME @ $111. I still got 10 shares of GME. How the fuck did I lose? Hahahahahaha dumb bitch.

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27793624

>>27790620
Fuck you take this Reddit gold sir

>> No.27794018

>>27791254
Pure marblecake

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>>27790620
Anon, it's over.

>> No.27794259

>>27791943
Shiiiiiiiiiit. This is too much. I'm selling my 150K shares right now. Good bye world.

>> No.27794840

>>27790620
Clownstop and amc. The biggest Jewish retail companies of the last decade. 95% under market value for buybacks and $100 for a popcorn and a soda. Why are we saving these companies again? Go fuck yourself and your cringe ass stocks copers. Wallstreet fucked you.